Empty Shelves

“Empty shelves”? What’s the big deal? So what if you can’t buy

Your “little girl” 30 dumb dolls when Christmas next comes nigh?

And so what if one or two dolls you can still buy cost more

Than they had cost when perviously you’d bought them before

MY ***!!!TARIFFS!!!*** had hit ***!!!CHINA!!!*** hard in it’s toy-making heart

And ended the ***!!!DOLL GLUT!!!*** those slant-eyes had the gall to start!

“Empty shelves”? So what if “toilet paper” goes away?

Just use five dollar bills like ME to wipe your ass, OK?

Or if you sent those fives to ME one dollar bills will do

Unless MY latest appeal conned you to send ME them too

In which case you’re not worth more paper appeals anyway

Which you could use to wipe with so emails you’ll get each day!

“Empty shelves”? Just buy cake mixes if you can’t find bread

And once those cake mix shelves are empty buy flour instead

And once those flour sacks are gone go outside and cut wood

In the scrub lands around your shacks to create sawdust good

Enough to substitute for flour and use cut tree leaves

To impact the T.P. lack MY GREAT ***!!!TARIFFING!!!*** achieves!

10 May 2025

Trump has declared defeat. https://flip.it/YHoD46

Trump slams MSNBC host for predicting empty store shelves due to tariffs. https://flip.it/SgfrGc