We Sell, You Buy!

I told you it was a “great time to buy” the other day
Right before I granted ***!!!TARIFFS!!!*** a 90 day stay
It was a signal to everyone smart enough to buy
In preparation for selling once ***!TARIFFS!!!*** went bye-bye
Which all rich ***!!!OLIGARCHS!!!*** who know ME knew that I would do
And so by buying stocks became prepared to sell to you!

A 7% jump in stock prices in just one day

Is the kind of profit that makes ***!!!OLIGARCHY!!!*** pay!

Today of course the market’s started tanking once again

As dumb “investors” realize that I did not really end

MY ***TARIFFS!!!*** but just delayed some while others kept intact

Which will still keep egg prices on an upward trending track!

So if you bought stocks yesterday when I made them explode

Upwards before they today resumed their downward mode

You deserve the initial losses you’ll suffer today

Which will grow ever greater as the grifting game I play

By turning ***!!!TARIFFS!!!*** on and off at random times I choose

Will make all stocks we sell you buy make us WIN and you LOSE!!!

10 April 2025

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