Kickbacks

If MY ***!!!TARIFFS!!!*** threaten to bring your “country” to heel
You should “feel” hopeless because I wrote “The Art of the Deal”
Which makes ME the world’s greatest expert on extracting from
Shit hole nations like yours filled with foreign-speaking scum
“Concessions” from which “benefits” all flow one single way
To ***!!!ENRICH!!!*** ME at your expense every step of the way!!!

But wait! I’ve left a single way all by itself alone

For you to lower ***!!!TARIFFS!!! designed to pick clean your bone

And that is to ***!!!BUY ELON’S CRAP!!!*** when you’re “pressured” by ME

To do so if you do not want to increase “enmity”

I “feel” for you already which is likely to increase

If you don’t begin to ***!!!BUY ELON’S CRAP!!!*** and never cease!!!

I really don’t care if you do because MY ***!!!TARIFFS!!!*** will

Drain your damn “land” no matter what MY bank accounts to fill

But if you do I “promise” you I’ll by a point or three

Lower your ***!!!TARIFF!!!*** “rate” because it will still ***!!!ENRICH!!!*** ME

Because when you ***!!!BUY ELON’S CRAP!!!*** his “kickbacks” to ME will

Increase to compensate ME for less from you in MY till!!!

9 May 2025

Trump pressures countries threatened by tariffs to buy Musk’s crap. https://flip.it/t8UIno