The Power Of The Pen

What’s that, you say? “Hurricane season’s” upon “us” again?
Upon you, maybe, but not ME nor MY black sharpie pen!
As God’s Chosen One I’ve ***!!!THE POWER!!!*** to use it to show
The “winds” that create “hurricanes” alternate ways to blow!

MY sharpie tracks on “weather maps” make “hurricanes” agree
Whichever way they planned to blow it best not be at ME

My sharpie pen shows them where all MY many mansions are

And leads them away from all MY ***!!!GOLF COURSES!!!*** very far!

I’ll “exercise” ***!!!THE POWER!!!*** God has granted unto ME

To make “hurricanes” go whatever direction I see

As being the most devastating to places MY ***!!!FOES!!!***

Reside in and away from where I play ***!!!GOLF!!!*** and repose!

And since I have such power and a lot of sharpie pens

There’s no need to “train” anyone a “state” to “FEMA” sends

To “learn” how to “prepare” for “hurricane emergencies”

Because MY sharpie pen ***!!!POWER!!!*** makes “storms” go where I please!

If any ***!!!RED STATE!!!*** worries about “hurricanes” approaching

They simply need to contact ME before “winds” start encroaching

And with a few swipes of MY pen those “winds” will blow away

To ***!!!BLUE STATES!!!*** there to place MY ***!!!FOES!!!*** directly in their way!

In fact why “fund” “FEMA” at all? The ***!!!MONEY!!!*** I can save

By cutting it completely from MY ***!!!EMPIRE’S!!!*** enclave

Will keep ME stocked with sharpie pens throughout ***!!!ETERNITY!!!***

While I’m in office shooing “hurricanes” away from ME!!!

11 May 2025

FEMA cuts emergency training as hurricane season looms. https://flip.it/yvfdmj,