Packing Them In

MY Great State Fair’s FANTASTIC TURNOUT was PACKED TO THE BRIM!
FORTY FIVE THOUSAND came to hear ME describe the grim
Consequences that would happen if LIBARDS kept “winning”
“Local elections” by ROBBING THEM through MAIL-IN VOTE SKIMMING!

DO NOT BELIEVE LAME-STREAM “press” reports “just one thousand” came
FIFTY TIMES that came to hear ME RAGE WHINE and COMPLAIN!!!

The only thing that “marred” the day was it was VERY HOT

Because I’d left MY BLACK SHARPIE PEN behind so it got

HOT ENOUGH to make those NINETY THOUSAND seek some shade

And ENRICH ME by buying COLD ICE CREAM and LEMONADE 

They would have ENRICHED ME, that is, had SABOTEURS not come

To VANDALIZE the “power” once they’d turned MY “pool” to SCUM!!!

I’m SURE those who caused MY Fair’s “electricity” to fail

Were the same VANDALS who caused SLIME GREEN ALGAE to prevail

In MY “Reflecting Pool” but MELTING ICE CREAM is WAY WORSE

Than ALGAE SLIME because it REMOVES PROFITS from MY PURSE

I guess I’ll try at a “reduced price” to sell ICE CREAM “soup”

To some of the PROFITS those VANDALS ROBBED FROM ME recoup!!!

The tell ME MY Fair’s “power” is turned on again and so

MY ICE CREAM “soup” should once again “freeze” HARD ENOUGH to show

The kind of PROFIT MARGIN I expect from “food” I sell

To MILLIONS of Great State Fair “attendees” who seek to quell

The HEAT WAVE on MY MALL because MY Black Sharpie Pen I

Left behind when I came to MY Fair to WHINE and CRY!!!

I guess since MY “soup’s” refrozen I have no need to go

Back to get MY Sharpie Pen I use to make “wind” blow

To where I say it's blowing to and thus make COOL AIR come

To MY Fair because “cooling things down” now would be DUM

Since restored “electricity” will make MY PROFITS SOAR

As BILLIONS seeking “heat relief” will PACK MY ICE CREAM STORE!!!

26 June 2026

“Packed to the brim!” Trump claims “fantastic” turnout to his Great American State Fair. 

https://flip.it/-pOmzA

Trump's State Fair beset with another setback as power outage triggers ice cream meltdown. https://flip.it/rhqE5V

Stuff

Unlike MY BLUE “Reflecting Pool” that’s SLIME GREEN as can be
MY GALA “State Fair” CELEBRATION’s going swimmingly!
ALMOST EVERY “state” (of which there’s “50” so I’m told)
Sent stuff that “represents” them for “fairgoers” to behold
Stuff like “butter” and “rocking chairs” from each LIBERAL “state”
But from RED STATES NO stuff displaying deeply-held RACIAL HATE!!!

As more and more BLUE STATES “pulled out” RED STATES came to the fore
And since they did I would have “thought” they’d have sent A LOT MORE
Stuff that “represents” not only things they “manufacture”
But also stuff that “represents” the ways their BIGOTS fracture
The so-called “social contract” that’s gained not one bit of traction
In “states” where BIGOTRY remains WHITE PEOPLE’S main attraction!!!

But HEY! Who Cares if MAGA STATE stuff does NOT “represent”
The “essence” of their RACIST (and MISOGYNISTIC) bent?
The bottom line is MY “State Fair” has NEVER been about
Displaying what “states” RED or BLUE send to display their “clout”
It’s all about providing ME another “venue” to
Display the stuff I’m made of and make MY “essence” come through!!!

25 June 2026

What we know about Trump’s Great American State Fair.  https://flip.it/wdqZbM

Trump 250 Gala Takes Humiliating New Turn as More States Pull Out. https://flip.it/KhJWb3

Trump Is Making the 250th Small. https://flip.it/VKhqsu

Not Mad

I AM NOT MAD I TELL YOU, I am just a bit “perturbed”
That MY Flag Blue “Reflecting Pool” became such an absurd

Internet “meme” for what MY PRESIDENCY has become

Starting in MY FIRST TERM back before MY present one
When MY FOES say “dementia” began charging a high toll
In MY Brane before “Frontal Lobe” stuff got on such a roll!!!

I AM NOT MAD I TELL YOU, I just “think” it’s SO UNFAIR

That MY “Reflecting Pool” I had REPAIRED BEYOND COMPARE

Was SABOTAGED by VANDALS using BOX CUTTERS to slash

A GASH that’s gotten LONGER every time I stir the mash

Of “random thoughts” within MY Brane together to deliver

Another “I WAS ROBBED RALLY” that sets MAGAS aquiver!!!

I AM NOT MAD, I TELL YOU, I’m as “sane” as I can be

When MY Brane’s working overtime to such advanced degree

To RAGE AGAINST SO MANY THINGS that PISS ME OFF each day

Among which MY “pool’s” SABOTAGE is NUMBER ONE, OK?

It’s NOT INSANE to OBSESS on the “swamp” MY “pool” became

Once SABOTAGE by VANDALS made it ALGAE SLIME contain!!!

I AM NOT MAD I TELL YOU, so DO NOT “compare” ME to

That “king” over in “England” who had MORE than one “lose screw”

EVERY “screw” screwing MY Brane together’s screwed SO TIGHT

It’s VERY EASY for ME to see what’s WRONG and what’s RIGHT

And the WRONG VANDALS did by making a SLIMEY GREEN MESS

Of MY PRISTINE “pool” gives ME the RIGHT on it OBSESS!!!

24 June 2026

Why Trump’s Reflecting Pool Is Driving Him Mad: Michael Wolff. https://flip.it/R3DVVo

Weird Stuff You Can’t Make Up

As EPSTEIN FILE ‘distractions” go MY “Reflecting Pool”

Takes “distractions” FAR BEYOND MY “standard” as a rule!

EVERY hour of EVERY day another aspect of 

MY “pool fiasco” story comes to light and moves above

The previous day’s/hour’s aspect which it did disrupt

As the next example of WEIRD STUFF YOU CAN’T MAKE UP!!!

Originally GREEN ALGAE was the only reason why

I said VANDALS were the reason MY “pool” began to DIE

Right after MY AMAZING “restoration” efforts had

Returned it to PRISTINE CONDITION after it went BAD

Because BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA spent a FORTUNE to

Make it the GREEN SLIME SWAMP he left for ME to UNSCREW!!!

SABOTAGE was the next aspect of MY “pool” complaint

Because those VANDALS CUT THE BOTTOM to “peeled” paint create

Chunks of which began to “curl” which caused the ARREST

Of TRAITORS (“five” so far) who used their “fingers” to attest

To the “tactile” presence of what’s “visually” seen

When BOX CUTTERS SLASH BLUE PAINT for YARDS along its SEAMS!!!

To PROTECT MY “pool” from MORE SABOTAGE SLASHINGS I

Have deployed NATIONAL GUARD PATROLS who will stand by

My “Reflecting Pool” while “restoration’s” under way

ONCE AGAIN at GREATER EXPENSE but what can I say?

EVIL FORCES had “aligned” to MY BLUE POOL CORRUPT

And ONLY I ALONE can “fix’ WEIRD STUFF YOU CAN’T MAKE UP!!!

23 June 2026

Donald Trump Blames Barack Obama While His Reflecting Pool Is Drained Again. https://flip.it/L5F8a4

Trump Says Vandals Destroyed Reflecting Pool With Box Cutter, Despite Saying You Couldn’t Cut it With Knife Last Month. https://flip.it/8FzmHQ

Reflecting Pool problems now bring National Guard patrols. https://flip.it/SaE3MI

Immediate Action

The best way to “negotiate” is from a STRONG POSITION

Which is why MY THREATS “disrupted” Vance’s “peace talks” mission

Because I did not “trust” “negotiations” to come through

I said BOMBING THE HELL out of “Iran” is what I’ll do

If their DUM F**KING so-called “country” doesn’t toe the line

EXACTLY as I say to RENEWED BOMBING I’ll incline!!!

In fact I may go NUCLEAR if they do not OBEY

MY “terms and conditions” - Who Cares what “MOUs” say?

The ONLY “terms” that matter and “conditions” to be met

Are those I DICTATE to those rag-head SCUM and you can bet

That “straight” better be OPEN and that OIL better FLOW

Or “Iran” will be looking up from six feet down below!!!

BOMBING their DUM F**CKING “country” like I’ve THREATENED TO

WILL unlike MY “Reflecting Pool” not paint it the “flag” BLUE

That EVIL VANDALS SABOTAGED - MY NUCLEAR WAR THREATS

Will make “radioactive” RED the color “Iran” gets

If Vance does not make rag-heads to ALL OF MY DEMANDS BEND

Their so-called “country” will GLOW RED for “eons” without end!!!

SCREW “negotiations”! IGNORE MY STUPID V.P.

Heed MY THREATS ALONE and listen ONLY unto ME!

WHAT I SAY GOES! “Negotiations” just get in the way

Of speeding up the time it takes for “Iran” to OBEY!

Vance is WORTHLESS as is EVERYONE “working” for ME

Who delay MY “acting on THREATS” IMMEDIATELY!!!

22 June 2026

Iran walks out of peace talks after Trump outburst. https://flip.it/JabQ_w

Trump Broke Biggest ‘Taboo’ In Diplomatic History With 1 'Adolescent' Threat: Analyst. https://flip.it/jpecT0

On Guard!

The “third time” is supposed to be “the charm” so they tell ME
So here’s MY “third” poem about the ALGAE CONSPIRACY
EVIL VANDALS brought about to cause MY FLAG BLUE “pool”
To resemble a CESS POOL filled with PUTRID SLIME GREEN STOOL
Which since I’m a TREMENDOUS “BUILDER” has hit ME SO HARD
To MY “Reflecting Pool” I’ve deployed MY NATIONAL GUARD!!!

DO NOT BLAME ME nor MY RICH Mar-A-Lago “neighbor” who

Received MY “no-bid contract” to repair the PUTRID STEW

BARRACK HUSEIN OBAMA MY “Reflecting Pool” made of

Before with MILLIONS of “tax dollars” I had showered “love”

Down upon it in the form of U.S. FLAG BLUE paint

That VANDALS did since SABOTAGE to “peel” without constraint!!!

Who could have done such EVIL to the BEAUTY I CREATED?
Within TWO WEEKS I’ll find them and have them EXTERMINATED
Just like the SLIME GREEN ALGAE SCUM they into MY “pool” poured
To cover it’s new BLUE BOTTOM ADMIRED and ADORED
And during those TWO WEEKS it takes to bring VANDALS to light
ARMED TROOPS will GUARD MY PAINT from ALGAE VANDALS day and night!!!

21 June 2026

Trump says Reflecting Pool needs more repairs, blames 'terrible Vandals'. https://flip.it/thCwVy

Trump hit with ridicule as National Guard stands at Reflecting Pool. https://flip.it/SuKuY1

Vandals Hate Beauty

It’s VANDALISM, I tell you, so clear to ME to see

That turned MY BLUE “Reflecting Pool” into a “travesty”!

Its U.S. FLAG BLUE coating that is now “peeling” away

Would have remained INTACT AS I AM for DECADES, OK?

If VANDALS hadn’t snuck in to disrupt the CRYSTAL FLOW

Of PRISTINE WATER thus allowing ALGAE BLOOMS to grow!!!

It’s VANDALISM, I tell you, that made MY BLUE “pool” stray

Away from its RESTORED CONDITION I designed to stay

INTACT for CENTURIES TO COME as FITTING TRIBUTE to

What the GREATEST PRESIDENT in “history” could do

Given VERY FEW “tax dollars” compared with those that

OBAMA spent on MY “pool” to create his GREEN SCUM MAT!!!

It’s VANDALISM, I tell you, that made MY BLUE PAINT “peel”

NOT “hydrogen peroxide” MY Brane said was the REAL DEAL

I needed to remove the SCUM from MY “Reflecting Pool”

ALL “scientists” who say it was I hereby OVERRULE!

It was that LIGHTWEIGHT “Reporter” recorded ripping paint

From the bottom of MY BLUE “pool”, don’t tell ME that it ain’t!!!

It’s VANDALISM, I tell you, as that “reporter” shows

And like him EVERY VANDAL RESPONSIBLE I’LL EXPOSE

As TRAITORS to BEAUTIFICATION I both live and breathe

As shown by GOLD APPLIQUÉ FOAM I super-glued to please

MY PERFECT SENSE OF BEAUTY which with “tax bucks” I’ll return

To MY “pool” VANDALS WHO HATE ME AND BEAUTY so did spurn!!!

20 June 2026

Trump Claims ‘Vandalism’ Caused Reflecting Pool Debacle, Accuses ABC Reporter of Trying To Make It Worse. https://flip.it/sZ-xe2

'Getting Worse By The Day': Chris Hayes Taunts Trump Over His Most Visible Failure. https://flip.it/XD1SML

Profitable Fiascos

I promised I would “Drain The Swamp” in D.C. but it seems
I have instead created the swamp of MY critic’s dreams
By painting MY “Reflecting Pool” “American Flag Blue”
Which an “algae” filled cess-pool MY paint has turned it into
And using “hydrogen peroxide” to remove the scum
Has instead caused MY paint to “peel” and “chunks” to come undone!!!

When MY STABLE GENIUS BRANE “conceived” MY pool “idea”

It “envisioned” a SWIMMING POOL filled with water so clear

“Tourists” would come to see it as a “wading pool” attraction

Which during hot D.C. summers would surely gain much traction

But summer-heated water and “American Flag Blue”

Apparently creates a “Petri Dish” for “algae stew”!!!

Who Knew? Not ME! Only DUMOCRAT “engineers” warned that

Painting MY “Pool” DARK BLUE would increase “algae” ATTACK

Which had been a “recurring issue” ‘ere MY BRANE told ME

How to make “algae bloom” SLIME grow “exponentially”

Plus none told ME “hydrogen peroxide” that MY BRANE said to

Use to KILL the “algae” was “paint thinner” tried and true!!!

As with MY “Iran” WAR “MOU” and “UFC FIGHT”

“Memes” calling MY “pool” a “fiasco” quickly came to light

To say “algae’s” a “perfect metaphor” for MY “tenure”

As PRESIDENT but Who Cares what “memes” say?, the “point” for sure

Is that no matter how what MY BRANE said to do turns out

MY “cut” ensures EVERY “fiasco” adds to MY WEALTH COUNT!!!

19 June 2026

Trump fighting losing battle with Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool algae is a ‘perfect metaphor’. https://flip.it/uNev_v

Benefits

No one knows more about “strategy” than I do so
I’m shocked Republicans say MY WAR “MOU” does BLOW!
They obviously MISS THE POINT of why I it created
As yet one more “diversion” in a “series” that’s equated

With turning “focus” away from that EPSTEIN FILE CRAP

Long enough for ME to MY NEXT “diversion” unwrap!!!

Also there’s no “reason” why “Iran” should feel “elated”

About MY “MOU” - So What if they anticipated

I’d COME DOWN HARDER on them than MY “MOU” implies

Since I “TACO” on EVERYTHING they’ll soon realize

No matter what MY “MOU” says it WON’T ME “compel”

From TACOing back to BOMBING their asses STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!

I said if things don’t go exactly as I say they MUST

I’ll return POUNDING their DUM shit hole into dust

And as I “dropped a hint” about the other day I may

This TACO TURN decide to use NUKES to BLOW THEM AWAY

If they DO NOT COMPLY with what MY “MOU” says do

No matter what the “benefits” that will to them accrue!!!

It may seem “strange” to those with LESSER “Brane Power” than ME

That MY “MOU” with “Iran” seems to pronounced degree

“Benefit” them more than ME - but that’s NOT what it will

Do if each ‘term” in it in “two” months both sides fulfill!

So what if they make BILLIONS and to “transit fees” stay prone?

MY “benefit” is LESSER “EPSTEIN” focus back at home!!!

18 June 2026

“Worst foreign policy blunder in decades”: Republicans turn on Trump over Iran deal. https://flip.it/b3vz1D

Angry and Rattled, Trump’s Fox Allies Blurt It Out on Live TV: He Lost. https://flip.it/TTFv4p

Even Larger

I may have “promised” that “taxpayers” NOT A DIME would pay
For MY BALLROOM but that was before costs “ballooned”, OK?,
From 200 Million I originally said
It would cost before it started growing in MY head

Into a structure EVEN LARGER than it was before

I began EXPANDING IT to distract from MY WAR!!!

I may have “promised” NO “taxpayer dollars” would be used

For MY BALLROOM but that was ‘ere MY WHITE HOUSE I abused

By TEARING it’s whole “East Wing” down and leaving in its place

Another kind of HOLE surrounded by CRAP to deface

MY White House “grounds” for MANY YEARS before MY BALLROOM’s done

Once I finally make up MY “mind” about its “square foot” sum!!!

Of Course eventually MY BALLROOM’s SIZE I’ll have decided

And it will TOWER HIGH ABOVE where Presidents resided

In the dumpy shit hole White House before I arrived 

And TORE PART OF IT DOWN to clear space for the place I’ve strived

For a year to finalize “dimensions” to obtain

IMMENSITY that HONORS ME and your “tax dollars” I drain!!!

17 June 2025

GOP leader confirms taxpayers on the hook for Trump's ballooning $600M ballroom.

https://flip.it/DMecKH