Just Celebrate (Or Wait)

MY ECONOMY has THANKS TO ME been doing GREAT!
A more better ECONOMY no one can “contemplate”!
MY STOCK MARKET is heading higher than the “stratosphere”
Giving the RICH INVESTING CLASS daily reason to CHEER!
And this time it is DIFFERENT, it’s as DIFFERENT as can be
It will GO UP FOREVER due to TARIFF “policy”!!!

Bimbo Pam Bondi was CORRECT about what all should be

“Discussing” and that is NOT “Epstein Files” linked to ME!

Over-the-hill Raskin should be PRAISING ME instead

Of questioning MY links to “Epstein” (Come On! That Guy’s DEAD!)

In fact EVERY DAMNED DEMONCRAT should thank ME “profusely”

For having grown their STOCK MARKET WEALTH “exponentially”!!!

As MY other blonde bimbo said IT’S PAST TIME TO MOVE ON

From “obsessing” about “Epstein”, ME, and “kids” “done wrong”!

MY MARKET’S OVER FIFTY THOUSAND so let’s put away

ALL questions about “Epstein” and JUST CELEBRATE, OK?

THANK ME as your INVESTMENTS make you RICHER than before

And if you’re NOT INVESTED “Trickle Down’s” soon due for sure!!!

12 February 2026

Trump Oversells Recent U.S. Economic Growth. https://flip.it/5ci-bO

Trump Brags His Tariffs Drove S&P 500, Dow To Record Highs, But New Report Says It Could Cost Households $1,300 More A Year. https://flip.it/ZHmpJq

Donald Trump Appears Over a “Million Times” in Epstein Files, Says Jamie Raskin. https://flip.it/vKSYH6

Religious Sex Views

MY Toad Mike Johnson had ONE JOB ALONE to do for ME:

To ensure EVERY “House” VOTE goes how I want it to be!

The “reason” I put up with his EXTREME “religious” CRAP

About “restricting” sex is his ability to snap

To attention when he’s ORDERED to for ME come through

On whatever I COMMAND HIM to make the “House” do!!!

Until recently Toad Mike Johnson had done OK

When it came to making EVERY MAGA TOAD OBEY

Whatever I ORDERED HIM to ORDER THEM to do

To guarantee NO PAIN TO ME from “House” VOTES would be due

But the current “House” fight over TARIFFS has lost ground

Due to his INABILITY to bring RINOS around!!!

“Republicans” are “bucking” him and therefore “bucking” ME!

The latest count of f**cking “bucking” RINOS are the “three”

He’s been UNABLE TO DELIVER unlike he before

Was able to so why go through his SEX CRAP any more?

I put up with his “Holier Than Thou” ANTI-SEX stuff

While he came through but he CAN’T now so ENOUGH CRAP’S ENOUGH!!!

As “Epstein” files would reveal I’m at the opposite

End of the “spectrum” of his “Holier Than Thou” SEX SHIT

But I was willing to “accept” his “religious sex” CRAP

As long as he made EVERY “House” VOTE AGAINST ME UNSNAP

Which he’s now shown HE CANNOT DO so under the next bus

He goes for “religious sex views” and “seismic failure” FUSS!!!

11 February 2026p

House Republicans Buck Mike Johnson in a Fight Over Trump’s Tariffs. https://flip.it/6Ljj1p

House votes to override Trump’ Canada tariffs https://www.cnbc.com/2026/02/11/gop-trump-tariffs-canada.html?__source=iosappshare%7Ccom.apple.UIKit.activity.

Nohnsin’s “seismic” failure is also a setback for Trump. https://flip.it/gYHCLu

Major Effort

TENS OF MILLIONS of ILLEGAL ALIENS have been

Brought here by DEMONCRATS to ensure their “candidates” WIN

In past and future “elections” which is why I tell you

Before their FAKE VOTES can get cast MY ICE GOONS MUST come through

To ID arrest detain deport (and/or “execute”)

EVERY “Spanish speaker” who for “Bad Bunny” did root!!!

Demoncrats have hidden those TENS OF MILLIONS so well

It will take MAJOR EFFORT to find where they’re hidden tell

But that is what MY ICE GOONS have been “training” for since they

Agreed to sign the dotted line for MASSIVELY HIGH PAY

And the RIGHT to pursue with an armed and vengeful will

The “Racism” their WHITE families for DECADES did distill!!!

So What if among those “removed” MY ICE Goons may ID

Arrest detain deport (or “kill”) a “citizen” or three

Who claims for “generations” their brown-skinned “families” have been

“Born and raised” in MY Country? If they VOTE DEMS WILL WIN!

So they can’t be allowed to stay, ICE GOONS MUST them “remove”

The “easy” or the HARD WAY to MAGA’s WIN RATE improve!!!

10 February 2026

Trump Still Can’t Find The Millions Of Illegal Votes https://flip.it/H_HYoZ

The Look

Any “female” who wants to TRUE MAGA POWER see
Because I’ve “noticed” her and let her hang around with ME

Once they’re older than maybe 17 know that they must
Obtain a “Mar-a-Lago Face” or be left in the dust
And because that face COSTS SO MUCH it is MY guarantee
That if they wear it they’re “smart” enough to obtain MONEY!!!

“Young girls” I “enjoy” around ME have nothing much to fear

If they have not yet changed the face in which they first appear

In MY “presence” but after that as they grow older they 

Know the “Mar-a-Lago Face” is what they’ll need to stay

Around ME even though “interest” in them I’ve mostly lost

Once “age” has made their “youth” I craved into the dustbin tossed!!!

The “smarter” ones once they’ve “matured” know if they want to stay

Near ME they’d better find some RICH GUY who’ll for their face pay

Because the “Mar-a-Lago Face” they need to stick around

Will cost 300K for the BEST “plastic surgeons” found

To give them the face they need to show they had what it took

To obtain the MONEY NEEDED to obtain THE LOOK!!!

9 February 2026

“Mar-A-Lago Face” Is About More Than Just Looks - It’s About Power. https://flip.it/6djQ7X

The Bump

EVERYONE will want to travel to MY COUNTRY to

See for themselves all the AMAZING THINGS soon coming due

Once the “effect” of MY TARIFFS has fully taken hold

Which will pave EVERY street in EVERY state in SOLID GOLD

And “sick” has been ELIMINATED once every “vaccine”

Like each ILLEGAL ALIEN is no more to be seen!!!

But the main reason travelers to MY COUNTRY will stream

This summer will be to watch MY TEAM their stupid “teams” CREAM

In SOCCER GAMES (the “key word” being “soccer” which WE call

The game their “teams” face DEFEAT in that’s NOTHING like “football”

Which all other so-called “nations” mistakenly affix

To the game that’s called “SOCCER” because they’re IGNORANT DICKS!!!)

The SOCCER “World Cup” will provide the “bump” that’s needed to

Return “tourism” to the MAJOR SOURCE of REVENUE

It was before FALSE RUMORS of some “Trump Slump” decimated

“Tourism” which WILL RETURN “en masse” to be ELATED

By ALL MY GREAT ACCOMPLISHMENTS to which MY NAME’s attached

Including every place from which some other name I’ve scratched!!!

This summer when the WORLD CUP BUMP travels to MY COUNTRY

“Train stations” “airports” and “buildings” ALL RENAMED AFTER ME

SOCCER “fans” will see EVERYWHERE when to and from their way

To SOCCER “fields” to watch their “teams” meet DEFEAT when they play

Against U.S.A.! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A!

And LEAVE BIG TOURIST BUCKS BEHIND THEM when they’ve GONE AWAY!!!

8 February 2026

“Trump slump” threatens to doom World Cup bump. https://flip.it/GsuOg5

‘Till Then…

If you’re going to be a RACIST! then you might as well

Be the MOST OVERT RACIST! there is this side of Hell

And the MOST OBLIVIOUS and MOST OBNOXIOUS too

Because that’s the WHOLE POINT of being a RACIST! clear through

And so: NO, I DID NOT MAKE ANY “MISTAKE” with that post

I posted to those jigaboo Obama monkeys roast!!!

Because some stupid “blowback” about MY post has pervaded

Toad Levitt tried to claim some “staff ” MY bedroom had invaded

Late at night to cause that post’s release “mistakenly”

Because she says I’M NOT A RACIST! and NEVER COULD BE

Which is just what I pay her for: to “flood the zone” with chatter

In hopes all RACIST! “controversy” about ME WON’T MATTER!!!

AS ALL KNOW no one’s ever done more for jigaboo “blacks”

Than I have so it’s VERY UNFAIR to suffer ATTACKS

About being a RACIST! just because one harmless joke

I posted as a bit of “jungle humor” did provoke

Such strong reactions even MAGA’s Senate “Uncle Tom” 

“Hopes it was a joke” and has urged ME to “make it gone”!!!

AS ALL ALSO KNOW “blacks” don’t “matter” in “history”

But they’d “matter” A WHOLE LOT LESS had it not been for ME

Allowing them to stick around until I’ve gotten rid

Of “Spanish-speaking” brown-sinned spics on whom ICE clamps the lid

Eventually “blacks” too will be at the top of MY list

‘Till then because I’M NOT RACIST! I’ll let them still “exist”!!!

7 February 2026

Trump Says He “Didn’t Make A Mistake” Posting Video of Obamas as Apes. https://flip.it/0nRRwQ

“TRUMP DID NOTHING WRONG!” CNN’s Abby Phillip Rattles Off MAGA Influences Defending Trump’s Racist Post. https://flip.it/GpepuP

Renaming Plan

If “New York” and “New Jersey” want “funding” to be released
To build some stupid “tunnel” because “traffic” has increased
To the point where “bottlenecks” when driving either way
Between those two BLUE STATES requires hours of delay
Then all they have to do to get those “funds” they want set free
Is to RENAME “Penn Station” and ‘“Dulles Airport” FOR ME!!!

MY “TRUMP Peace Institute” and “TRUMP-Kennedy Center” shows

How GREAT “places” can become when MY NAME upon them glows

Consider if you will “TRUMP Airport” and “TRUMP Station” too

And you’ll agree changing their names to MINE they both should do

I don’t “care” about some dumb “tunnel” they want but if they

Agree to RENAME BOTH PLACES their “funds I may OK!!!

To that Dem schmuck “Chuck Schumer” TRUMP NAME CHANGES I’ll DEMAND!

If he wants that “tunnel” built with “funding” I COMMAND

He’d better agree to display in “letters” TEN FEET HIGH

MY TRUMP NAME where you get on trains and fly into the sky

I DEMAND “Penn” and “Dulles” the next two places to be

RENAMED FOR ME before ALL OTHERS are similarly!!!

One “airport’ in each U.S. state currently bears the name

Of “Ronald Reagan” who as all know deserves LOTS LESS FAME

THAN I DO so MY “TRUMP” RENAMING PLAN pace I’ll increase

To RENAME “airports” and “train stations” until they ALL cease

To be named after some NOBODY as they formerly

Had been before MY “TRUMP” PLAN RENAMES EVERY ONE FOR ME!!!

6 February 3026

Trump wanted Dulles Airport, Penn Station named after him - in exchange for releasing federal funds. https://flip.it/.r4AD6

Supersize!

I see no point in keeping MY BALLROOM so modestly

“Proportioned” as “originally” I’d planned for it to be!

Since then MY BALLROOM’s “dimensions” have ENLARGED in MY “mind”

To how “big” I had first planned it to be leave far behind!

It’s more than “twice” as BIG now as it was when I first saw

It in MY “mind” and told the dumb “East Wing” to EAT IT RAW!!!

That’s also true of MY TRIUMPHAL ARCH which started smaller

In MY “mind” and now has grown MUCH BROADER and MUCH TALLER

Just like MY BALLROOM whose “dimensions” are EVER INCREASING

So too MY ARCH OF LANDSLIDE VICTORY is never ceasing

To become LARGER than what I had “originally”

“Envisioned” now that I see SO MUCH LARGER it must be!!!

MY White House will be one of MY “homes” for DECADES AHEAD

And will become MY LEGACY if I am EVER “dead”

(Which is VERY UNLIKELY thanks to MY TREMENDOUS GENES

But HEY! You never know! I guess things could go to extremes!)

So it “behooves” ME to make MY BALLROOM reach for the skies

Like MY ARCH will do also once they both I SUPERSIZE!!!

5 February 2025

White House ballroom updated again with new architectural features. https://flip.it/6l_tfq

Powerhouse Lineup

I am NOT “too scared” to this year the Super Bowl go see!

This year’s “absence” id NOT because last year the crowd BOOED ME

When I had been expecting that TREMENDOUS CHEERS would ring

Throughout the stadium because attendance was MY thing

No doubt this year the crowd would CHEER ENTHUSIASTICALLY

For ME because THEY WOULD NOT DARE repeat BOO TYRANNY!!!

To BOO your PRESIDENT amounts to TREASON in MY “book”

To do it “twice” means your “rights” will not get a second look

From ICE Goons I dispatch to your tow to on your door pound

And drag you from your home without a “warrant” to be found

To “disappear” you in some ICE warehouse where NONE would know

For days months years or EVER where your ASS MY Goons did throw!!!

Although I “know” if I this year the Super Bowl attend

The crowd there would BEHAVE ITSELF or face a FRIGHTFUL END

I will NOT be attending but that’s NOT since I’m “too scared”

It’s because I’ll THE ALL-AMERICAN HALFTIME SHOW attend

If I can find out where it’s being held before its end!!!

THE ALL-AMERICAN HALFTIME SHOW will feature KID ROCK

Who’ll take a break from TRUMP CENTER performances to sock

It to TREASONOUS “football fans” who see nothing wrong in

Watching the “official” halftime show “Bad Bunny’s” been

Put in instead of the POWERHOUSE LINEUP Charlie Kirk’s

Widow lined up to OWN THE LIBS who’d watch that SPICK JERK!!!

So even though it disappoints MILLIONS OF MY FANS who

Attend to watch the Super Bowl hoping I’ll be there too

I will NOT be attending because “Bad Bunny” will be

Displaying TREASON in the halftime show so openly

But that’s the ONLY “reason” why this year I won’t attend

NOT because I’m “too scared”, because KID ROCK’s a LOYAL “friend”!!!

4 February 2026

Trump Is Too Scared To Go To The Super Bowl After His Aides’ Humiliating Warning. https://flip.it/.Pgk41

MAGA’s Bizarre Super Bowl Half Time Lineup Gets Brutally Roasted Online. https://flip.it/kTzsXM

Steven Colbert Skewers Kid Rock’s Alternative Halftime Show: “Powerhouse Lineup”. https://flip.it/PdBAHP

Spectacles

MY Mar-a-Lago SPECTACLES OF WEALTH I’m being told

“Upset” some “people” but Who Cares?, they’re NOT the ones with GOLD
Enough to get an invitation from ME to attend
Another SPECTACLE at which WE RICH “social rules” bend
WHILE “flexible young women” perform bubble “splits” in pools

To demonstrate those with the GOLD have RIGHT to BREAK THE RULES!!!

So What if SUCKERS are “upset” with SPECTACLES I “host”

MY “staff” RICHLY DESIGNED to GAUDILY DISPLAY the BOAST

That fellow OLIGARCHS and I don’t need to say outright

Because MY SPECTACLES display OUR WEALTH IS OUT OF SIGHT

As we gather to “reap” THE BENEFITS OF BRING RICH

ENOUGH to ogle “young women” who aren’t wearing a stitch!!!

MY SPECTACLES are getting FAMOUS for “oblivious

Awareness” to “conditions” under which “most people” live

Who Cares? WE ATTENDEES are LIVING IN A GOLDEN AGE

In which OUR WEALTH’S the ONLY THING REQUIRED to engage

With “flexible young women” at the SPECTACLES I “host”

To demonstrate to those attending I’M RICHER THAN MOST!!!

3 February 2026

“I Can’t Believe This”: Trump’s Mar-A-Lago Spectacle Goes Viral After Women Are Spotted Doing Splits in the Middle of the Bash. https://flip.it/aQLVHZ