Second Place

I “wondered” where GEORGE SANTOS went and now I finally know:
He’s become a “contestant “ in a “reality show”!
He’s sure to be a SUPER STAR because as all agree
When it comes to “lying” he’s ALMOST AS GOOD AS ME
So even if he comes in “dead last” he’ll still claim HE WON
Because no one as GREAT AS HIM did in that “contest” run!!!

Apparently GEORGE SANTOS has been “lying low” since he

Got “expelled” from “Congress” for “lying” consistently

Which I “thought” then and still “think” now was VERY UNFAIR to

A fellow “prevaricator” who knew how to skew

Apparent “truth” to defend claims he’d ALEAYS WON EACH RACE

He’d entered so in his new “show” NO “egg” will hit his face!!!

GEORGE SANTOS should COMMAND RESPECT for his ability

To turn “truth” to his “advantage” ALMOST AS GOOD AS ME!

In the ALL-STAR “hierarchy” of MASTERS when it comes

To “truth manipulation” where I’m ALWAYS NUMBER ONE

He’s running a “close second” in the CHAMPIONSHIP RACE

Of GREATEST “LIARS” EVER so here’s to his SECOND PLACE!!!

25 September 2026

Disgraced MAGA Star Humiliated in Reality Show Debut. https://flip.it/MXZ6l_

Bumpy Rides

I AM NOT “LOSING IT”, OK?, I’M “SANE” AS I CAN BE!
It’s VERY SANE to remain PISSED OFF “continuously”
When I am forced to deal with INCOMPETENCE day and night
In EVERYONE I MEET who constantly make ME “uptight”
Because unlike the GENIUS I AM they are unable
To MEET MY DEMANDS in ways that are AS SMOOTH as they’re STABLE!!!

BERATING jar-head “pilots” ORDERED to “fly” ME around

Because they can’t fly SMOOTHLY is why once back on the ground

MY Brane regains STABILITY by CURSING those out who

Have not got the ability to fly ME SMOOTHLY through

So-called “turbulent air pockets” they ALWAYS seem to hit

Because UNLIKE ME their ability to fly “choppers” is SHIT!!!

So So What if I’m seen to SCREAM at “Marine pilots” who

Are ORDERED to “transport” ME without “one” BUMP, much less “two”?

I have no time to listen to “excuses” they keep making

About “turbulent air pockets” along routes we’ve been taking

One more BUMPY RIDE and I will FIRE THEM and fly

Their “chopper” MYSELF since NO ONE ‘knows” how to more than I!!!

24 September 2026

‘OMG’: Trump Is Going to Lose It After Leaked Photo of His Second Tense Confrontation with Pilot Goes Viral — One Detail Has Everyone Zooming In. https://flip.it/QanoLn

Spellbound

I WOWED them all in the U.N. the other day, OK?
For “forty” “minutes” they sat SPELLBOUND while I railed away
About HOW HOT! AMERIKA has under ME become
We’re SO HOT now we can treat EVERY other place like SCUM
Including those of so-called “diplomats” sitting SPELLBOUND
Hanging on each THREAT I spewed to put their “nations” down!!!

Of Course MY SPEECH began with PRAISE for ME MYSELF and I

For when you’re SO INCREDIBLE you have to be the guy

Whose “job” it is to remind EVERYBODY ELSE around

NO GREATER PRESIDENT will EVERMORE on Earth be found!

ALL of MY MANY AMAZING ACCOMPLISHMENTS did I

Review to remind them WE’RE HOT! because I’m SUCH A GUY!!!

After taking “credit’ for making MY Country HOT!

I renamed AI “SUPER” because it has got a shot

At being the GREATEST EVER new “technology”

Which in fact may prove almost as “intelligent” as ME

When it comes to STABLE GENIUS like every day

I display so like ME let’s call it SUPER, OK???

I wrapped MY SPELLBINDING SPEECH up by “wondering” aloud

If I should “work” with “Iran” or ANNIHILATE that crowd

Of RAG-HEAD COMMIE MUSLIMS who’ve shown NO RESPECT FOR ME

Which is enough to their COMPLETE DESTRUCTION guarantee

Should I choose to GO NUCLEAR in MEGATON BOMB passes

…Then left the stage to THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE from SPELLBOUND ASSES!!!

23 September 2026

Trump Uses UN Speech for Self-Gratification. https://flip.it/mTbssm

Trump’s UN speech went from campaigning to denial — and then it took a dark turn. https://flip.it/_rIgfn

Trump Humiliated as U.N. Speech Bombs With Bored Audience. https://flip.it/CFRWtt

Off To Golf

So What if MY “WAR” wasn’t over in just two days’ time
As I had “promised” back before it started to decline
Into the “forever” MESS they tell ME it’s become
I can’t let that impact MY goal to get a HOLE-IN-ONE!
I haven’t had one of those since five or so games ago
So let the STUPID WAR RAGE ON, it’s OFF TO GOLF I go!!!

So What if the DUM “cost of gas” is in the “stratosphere”

And the “cost of food” makes less at “dinner time” appear

In the homes of “people” who’ve grown TOO FAT anyway

Because they can only “afford” to buy CHEAP “CARBS”, OK?

Unlike ME they are NOT IN SHAPE because they don’t take time

To PLAY “18” HOLES “5” times WEEKLY” to keep “pounds” in line!!!

So What FAKE FRAUD POLLS “measure” MY “popularity”

As THE LOWEST gained by ANY PREZ in “history”

At least I’m NUMBER ONE AGAIN so Who Cares what they say

Besides - I don’t “believe” a single poll percent”, OK?

Because when I’m “out on the links” MILLIONS there CHEER FOR ME

As do BILLIONS MORE watching ME PLAY GOLF on TV!!!

So don't “believe” a SINGLE WORD you’ve heard about how I

Am “playing fiddle” while “Rome burns”, that was that “Nero” guy

So they tell ME, but HEY! - Who Cares about him anyway?

I’ve MORE IMPORTANT THINGS to “care” about each sunny day

Like LOWERING MY GOLF SCORE by IGNORING STUPID STUFF

That could “distract” ME SO MUCH MY BALLS end up in the rough!!!

22 September 2026

'We are at war': People baffled by video of Trump golfing on Truth Social. https://flip.it/38DW2d

Deciding Mode

Once again it’s up to ME to “decide” what to do
About “Iran” - Do I ANNIHILATE them COMPLETELY or SCREW
Them up a bit beyond half-way to PROVE although I’m TOUGH
I’ll still give them a chance to tell ME “enough is enough”
And SURRENDER TO ME “unconditionally” so
MY VICTORY is TOTALLY how MY WAR’S END will go!!!

Do I BLOW THE ENTIRE NATION UP as MY “decision”

I make in MY “deciding mode” where I brook NO derision

Of ANYTHING I choose to do until I choose to go

Down a completely different path - some BETTER WAY, you know?,

That’s come along to reverse the “firm decision” I’ve made

Before MY TACO tendency did in MY Brane invade???

I’ll have to “decide” what to do before some DUM “Blue Wave”

Arrives as has been “forecast” to sweep to an early grave

Every TOWERING ACHIEVEMENT I have managed to

ERECT throughout D.C. before MY time therein is through

So BLOWING UP “Iran” may soon become the next “decision”

I choose as “practice” for upcoming D.C. DEMOLITION!!!

21 September 2026

‘Do I Blow the Entire Nation Up?’: Trump Says He’s in ‘Deciding Mode’ on Iran War. https://flip.it/Pr_N5W

‘What a Petty Man’: Trump’s Kennedy Center Feud Explodes as Zoomed-In Photo Reveals What He Was Hiding in Plain Sight. https://flip.it/FjMB9S

Distraction Force

COMING VERY SOON a brand-new FORCE without constraint
Will lead the FIGHT against a “threat” I maintain simply AIN’T!
MY new “AI Force” I’ll create will encounter meme “jokes”
Once formed to combat what ALL KNOW is no more than a HOAX
Like all FAKE FRAUD “reports” about MY “popularity”
But it will be another NEEDED DISTRACTION for ME!!!

I’ll continue to call AI “fears” a HOAX, OK?

And won’t let “human annihilation” get in the way

Of ever-upward PROGRESS I’m achieving left and right

By forming things like “AI Forces” to take up the FIGHT

Against things I have called a HOAX to add to the DISTRACTION

I’m constantly forming to dilute “Epstein” and “WAR” traction!!!

And so today I hereby say MY “AI Force” is born

To valiantly DEFEAT a HOAX upon which I’ve heaped SCORN

Because “Epstein” WON’T GO AWAY and MY WAR WILL NOT END

Thus making further DISTRACTIONS much more than MY BEST FRIEND

I’m hoping they’ll still protect ME from future “prosecution”

After the BLUE TSUNAMI DEMS bring does MY POWER loosen!!!

20 September 2026

Trump says he will form new 'AI Force' but continues to call AI fears a 'hoax'. https://flip.it/ms5Zte

Supreme Due

Foreign policy “recklessness” is “coming “home to roost”?

FAKE NEWS! MY “foreign policy’s” the BEST one can PRODUCE!

NO “foreign policy” has EVER been as GREAT as MINE
At making former “allies” BEND A KNEE and TOE THE LINE!!!

MY “foreign policy” is NOT “reckless” in ANY WAY!

By placing MY Country ABOVE EVERY OTHER I say

It simply establishes how OTHER “nations” ALL MUST now

FOLLOW MY LEAD as to the “future” their shit-hole “lands” plow!!!

All other so-called “nations” that TOOK GREAT ADVANTAGE of

AMERIKA before MY “policy” branded them SCUZZ

Will no longer dare to dispute MY GOD-GIVEN POSITION

As LEADER of the ONLY Country fulfilling GOD’S MISSION!!!

IGNORE FAKE FRAUD NEWS other pip-squeak “nations” dare foment

MY “foreign policy” will come down HARD as dried cement

On them to FORCE them to do WHAT I’m DEMANDING them to

Do to give MY “foreign policy” it’s SUPREME DUE!!!

19 September 2026

Trump’s foreign policy recklessness is coming home to roost. https://flip.it/EJZ2I1

Fine And Dandy

Everything is going “fine and dandy” with MY WAR!
Even though that “oil flow” is NOT just like before
“Iran” began things when they DARED to with ME DISAGREE
THEY STARTED IT, OK?, so don’t you DARE place BLAME ON ME!
But since they did they say that I should END IT VERY SOON
Because without that “oil flow” they tell ME things may swoon!!!

Apparently so they tell ME “oil” is “needed” to

Keep “world economies” doing what they’re supposed to do

I don’t care about “world economies” - I could “care” LESS

As long as they don’t make MY OWN “economy” a MESS

Which MY WAR ISN’T DOING (despite what MANY tell ME)

And so ENDING MY “fine and dandy” WAR you WON’T SOON see!!!

DO NOT “believe” MY WAR FORCED ON ME is “going nowhere”

I can END it at ANY TIME I CHOOSE but I don’t “care”

If it continues to grind on with “impact” to MY Nation

As long as I’m still PROFITING through “stock manipulation”!

AMERIKA can’t be in a MESS big enough for ME

To pull the plug on WAR that's PAID ME SO PROFITABLY!!!

18 September 2026

'Going Nowhere': BBC Expert Says Trump's Attempts To End Iran War Are Failing. https://flip.it/2lB8dh

Nothing I Need

If “Canada” becomes a “member” associately
Of the EU I’ll CUT THEM OFF below the shit-hole knee!
If they don’t stay DEPENDENT on AMERIKA I’ll say
They are a bunch of COMMUNISTS for taking “trade” away
From MY Country by refusing to PAY TARIFFS I charge
For stuff I DON’T NEED because I have it in “numbers” LARGE!!!

They have “lumber”? So What? I have a LOT of “forests” too

I can get “lumber” from once EVERY “National Park’s” through

MY so-called “robber baron” “friends” are ready to “exploit”

MY “Parks” once they’re ALL open to CLEAR CUTTING by adroit

Lumber company execs whose KICKBACKS sent MY way

Will depend on the size of “acreage” I’ve put in play.

And like their “lumber” “Canada” has NOTHING that I need

I can’t produce MYSELF given fine “capitalist” GREED

Once it is RUNNING RAMPID throughout AMERIKA to

SCREW former “trading partners” who did not have a clue

I’d take MY “trade” away from them because they could not see

How BENEFICIAL it had been for them to “trade” with ME!!! 

17 September 2026

Trump says EU letting Canada become an associate member could be ‘hostile act’ and threatens to cut off trade. https://flip.it/ApOrt6

'What A Buffoon': Trump Torched After Threatening To Cut Off US Trade With Europe. https://flip.it/SOLWJ1

Hundreds of Groups and Lawmakers Demand Trump Not Give Private Developer Part of Yosemite. https://flip.it/CPIhwJ

Erected Legacy

If MY “Republican” TOADS don’t WIN their “Midterm elections”

ALL of MY “ego projects” will experience REJECTIONS

MY BALLROOM, MY “TRUMP” CENTER, and MY GRAND TRIUMPHAL ARCH

Will to “the dustbin of history” be forced to quick-march!

No “record” will be left behind of ME once I’ve “moved on”

Of the MAJESTIC SIZE of MY ENORMOUS EGO’S SCHLONG!!!

If MY MAGA LICKSPITTLES don’t “Midterm elections” WIN

DUMOCRATS will make D.C. look like there I’d NOT BEEN!

EVERY “concrete memory” of ME they'll have REMOVED

To make it look like “Washington” had NOT been MUCH IMPROVED

By TRIBUTES to the MAJESTY I had endowed upon

That shit-hole so-called “city” by ERECTIONS BIG and LONG!!!

If MY COMPLICIT MINIONS don’t post-“Midterms” RULE THE DAY

ALL TRACES of THE GREATEST PRESIDENT to have held sway

In D.C. will be REMOVED by LIBTAD SCUMBAGS who HATE

To see “concrete examples” of a PRESIDENT SO GREAT

NO other so-called “President” in U.S. “history”

Has EVER left behind such a ERECTED “legacy”!!!

And that is why as I’ve “explained” MY FIVE THOUSAND BUCK “bribe”

I won’t be sending out until MY MAGAS turn the tide

By VOTING to ensure MY TOADY “Congress “ stays maintained

After the “Midterms” so MY GRAND ERECTIONS are retained

EVERYWHERE throughout D.C. they’re THRUSTING to the sky

For “future generations” to see and say WHAT A GUY!!!

16 September 2026

Trump faced questioning on $5,000 'bribe' – his answer left people more confused. https://flip.it/sN3bjq