Never Blink

I’ll NEVER “blink” on TARIFFS to “reduce” or “take away”

The POWER MY brane’s SURE they have to make VAST RICHES stay

In MY Country rather than go to “nations” “overseas”

Who have REFUSED to follow MY COMMANDS on BENDED KNEES

Thus earning them the HIGHEST TARIFFS I on them bestow

Which despite the “Supreme Court” IT IS MY RIGHT TO DO SO!!!

As LANDSLIDE VICTOR SOVEREIGN RIGHT to do as I would do

Exactly as I WANT IT DONE to MY THRONE should accrue!

It’s not for LESSER “branches” to “rule” I don’t have such “right”

The ONLY “branch” that matters is one BACKED BY SOVEREIGN MIGHT

Which MINE IS and the TRAITOROUS so-called “Supreme Court’s” AIN’T

So why “comply” with “judgements” that “rule” TARIFFS NEED RESTRAINT???

When it comes to making OLIGARCH “friends” FILTHY RICH

TARIFFS are one way to go so I won’t let that BITCH

I “appointed” to the “court” with that TRAITOR guy too

Believe they have the “right” to “rule” I DON’T HAVE THE RIGHT TO

“Milk” MY LANDSLIDE PRESIDENCY for EVERY RED CENT

I can con from MY Country if they make TARIFFS relent!!!

It’s FAKE NEWS to “believe” MY TARIFFS deserve “tax” notations

For SUBJECTS I’m already grifting from through “small donations”!

It’s FOREIGN COUNTRIES I’ve imposed MY TARIFFS ON who pay

Because MY STABLE GENIUS Brane says they “work” that way

And MY EGO REFUSES to let MY GENIUS Brane

Reframe “thoughts” that MY TARIFFS do NOT “work” as I PROCLAIM!!!

SO SCREW the FOREIGN-INFLUENCED RINO-FILLED “Supreme Court”

And those “three” TRAITOR “judges” I did STUPIDLY import

The FINEST “judge” among them, DEAR BEER BOY, has given ME

The “blueprint” I required to keep TARIFFS flowing free

That keep “tax” RICHES flowing into MY coffers and those

Of MY RICH “friends” who like ME at what’s “legal” THUMB OUR NOSE!!!

23 February 2026

Trump won’t blink on tariffs - because he can’t. https://flip.it/TziTTD

Up The Score

BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE! I just found out that I could “legally”

Raise TARIFFS to 15% (or so they’re telling ME)!

“10” was an “even” number” I could kind of “understand”

But “15” “adds” “5” to “10” which makes “10” get out of hand

For MY brane to “comprehend” but they tell ME it’s MORE

Than “10” due to “addition” so I should use it for sure!!!

Because I am a BUSINESSMAN you probably thought I

“Understood” “mathematics” but I DON’T and this is why:

“Numbers” mean NOTHING to ME until they get to be

In the HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS WE RICH WHITE MEN want to see

Every time we check our next month’s INCREASED WEALTH obtained

By NOT paying “taxes” so our BANK VAULTS don’t get drained!!!

That’s why I don’t “get math” involving “numbers” lower than

At least a HUNDRED MILLION before they in MY brane pan

“Register” as things MY STABLE GENIUS can track

And “add” and “multiply” to but to NEVER from “subtract”

So HEY!…since they have assured ME “15” will add “5” MORE

To “10” I “imposed” yesterday today I’ll UP THE SCORE!!!

22 February 2026

Trump to raise global tariffs to 15% after Supreme Court ruling. https://flip.it/zGuWP5

Getting Those

RINO TRAITORS on the “Supreme” Court have DEFIED ME
By “ruling” that I CANNOT TARIFF by Exec Decree
Along with those three so-called female “judges” each of who

Automatically says NO! to all I want to to do
Three RINOS who once HAD MY BACK have dared to BREAK AWAY
From ME so VENGEANCE WILL BE MINE when “getting” them, I SAY!!!

MY “thanks” to the court’s three ASS-KISSING TOADS who LOYALLY

Voted to sustain MY RIGHT to TARIFF as I see

“Fit” but to the three RINOS who voted to restrict

ME along with those three DEM BITCHES PAIN I WILL INFLICT

On them as ENEMIES who thought that they could DEFY ME

They thought they “got” ME but instead I’LL GET THEM, WAIT AND SEE!!!

While I’m busily planning PAINFUL VENGEANCE I’ll extract

From RINOS and Dems on MY “court” who DID NOT HAVE MY BACK

I’ll do as “Beerboy” Kavanagh advised in his “dissent”

And impose a GLOBAL TARIFF set at 10%

To start with and then to 15% I’ll make it be

As MY next step in GETTING THOSE who’d thought they’d “gotten” ME!!!

21 February 2026

Trump throws a temper tantrum after tariff loss. https://flip.it/CxbuCr

Trump Bashes “Disloyal” Supreme Court For Not Letting Him Defy The Constitution. https://flip.it/VGU6r4

Why Justice Kavanaugh’s dissent in tariffs ruling made Trump “so proud of him”. https://flip.it/-fuovB

Trump Presses On With Tariffs, Despite Court, and Court Of Public Opinion. https://flip.it/jucW50

Trump signs order imposing 10% global tariff in wake of Supreme Court decision. https://flip.it/ToI6Qh

BREAKING NEWS 11:30 AM!!! - 

Trump to boost global tariffs to 15% from 10%, 'effective immediately'

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/02/21/trump-tariffs.html?__source=iosappshare%7Ccom.apple.UIKit.activity.CopyToPasteboard

Nothing On Earth

NOTHING ON EARTH I’ve done yet to “distract” from those damn
“Epstein Files” has “worked” for ME so here’s MY next plan:
Since I can’t find a thing ON EARTH with the required pace

I need to “distract” from “Epstein” I’ll exploit OUTER SPACE
By “directing” each “agency” I’ve ground under MY thumb
To release files on “extraterrestrials”, by gum!!!

NOTHING ON EARTH I’ve tried has turned “residents” away

From PROTESTING ICE GOONS sent to their “cities” who may

Have “killed” a few of them but HEY! - an “omelette” you can’t make

Without breaking an egg or two when your job is to make

All “EARTH-based” ALIENS ID’d, arrested, and deported

So FEAR of ALIENS from SPACE may get PROTESTS aborted!!!

 

NOTHING ON EARTH in “either” case has “worked” out for ME yet

So on “extraterrestrials” I’ll place a DESPERATE bet

As the “distraction” I DESPERATELY NEED to stop that pile

Of “files” “proving” I “diddled” “young girls” for “quite a while”

Because they tell ME “extraterrestrial” means something’s NOT

ON EARTH where nothing that is “works” so I’ll give SPACE a shot!!!

20 February 2026

Trump says he will direct agencies to release files related to extraterrestrial life and UFOs. https://flip.it/xwgCij

GOP Rebel Says New Trump Bombshell Is A Desperate Distraction. https://flip.it/Qk59NQ

Stay Tuned…

Every day another BIGGER “design’s been revealing
Itself to MY brane that MY EGO finds much more “appealing”
Than the “design” that just last month I’d been planing to build

That due to this month’s BIGGER “design” that “design” I’ve killed!

The “pattern’s” set - EACH “month” from here on out MY BALLROOM’s fate
Will become LARGER to MY EGO’s SIZE accommodate!!!

Somebody said there are “three” parts in every person’s brane

Which may apply to everyone else but it is insane

To “think” MY brane has any other “component” than “one”

ONLY and that’s EGO ALONE which on ME just sprung

The NEWEST “iteration” of MY BALLROOM it does see

As LARGER than last “month’s” but SMALLER than next “month’s” will be!!!

You may well ask when MY BALLROOM “hole” I’ll begin to fill

To begin BUILDING but that’s not the “question” to distill!

The MOST IMPORTANT “question” that MY EGO asks each day

Is if MY BALLROOM’S BIG ENOUGH to ENOUGH TRIBUTE pay

To ME and EVERY “month” so far the “answer” has been “NO!”

Which is why EVER BIGGER “designs” EACH NEXT “month” I show!!!

19 February 2026

 

Donald Trump Reveals New White House Ballroom Designs. https://flip.it/lJVKfg

Unfit

 Kid Rock’s busy performing in TRUMP Center every night
And something in RFK Jr’s brane just isn’t “right”
But somehow both found time to post a “workout video” 
Urging UNFIT Americans to regularly go
“Get Active” at their “gym” of choice to their FAT fade away
So their bod looks as FIT as MINE does when at GOLF I play!!!

What better thing could there be for MY SUBJECTS to agree

To do but to “Get Active” so they all can look like ME?

It’s bound to be a “struggle” for them to get “half” as FIT

As I am but that’s due to letting their bod’s turn to shit

By not eating McDonald’s BIG MACS every single day

Or drinking DIET COKES to wash FAT “calories” away!!!

So thanks, Kid Rock and Bobby Jr. - NOW GET BACK TO WORK!

“Vaccines” won’t eliminate themselves, you “healthy” jerk!

And EVERY night MY RICH TRUMP Center “audience” awaits

A “repetitious” Kid Rock SHOW! served up on their GOLD PLATES!

Stop playing “pickleball” and doing sweaty “pushups” in

Some stinky sauna get your “fit” bods back where they’d been!!!

18 February 2026

“What the.(bleep) did I just watch?” RFK Jr. posts a workout video with Kid Rock urging Americans to “get active”. https://flip.it/.ykwqo

One Thing Only Alone

MY new goal’s to rename ALL U.S. BUILDINGS after ME
So far I’ve got “TRUMP Peace Institute” and “TRUMP-Kennedy”
And MY BIG BALLROOM when it’s done I will name for ME too
When with the HOLE I’ve created I decide what to do
And EVERY D.C. MEMORIAL I’ll also rename
Like “TRUMP-Washington Monument” each will MY NAME proclaim!!!

Hey…why not also rename EVERYWHERE ON EARTH for ME???

MY “Gulf of America” could “The Gulf Of TRUMP” be

And “North America” could “TRUMP-AMERICA” become

After MY “51st State” and “Mexico” succumb

To MY “insistence” they become part of “TRUMP-Continent

North” before “TRUMP-Continent South” also does relent!!!

ALL PLACES, BUILDINGS…and HEY! AIRPORTS TOO should spread MY FAME!

But there’s ONE THING ALONE to which I WON’T affix MY NAME!

And that ONE THING ONLY ALONE is as you may have guessed

THE GODDAMNED “Epstein Files” which with MY brane have so messed!

It’s TREASONOUS, I TELL YOU, “Jimmy Kimmel” and some Dem

SCUM think “The Trump-Epstein Files” better “labels” them!!!

17 February 2026

House Dem Channels Jimmy Kimmel: Let’s Call Them the “Trump-Epstein” Files. https://flip.it/zdj3KQ

Brane Breaks Be Best

If I’m not talking or I am not being talked about
I find it’s the best time for MY brane to “tune itself out”
For a short bit for MY GREAT “genes” to briefly “recharge”
MY “batteries” so I again can be FULLY IN CHARGE

When I snap back to “focused consciousness” after each “nap”
I take to take a break from BORING “NOT ABOUT ME” CRAP!!!

That’s why while Howard Nutlick was upon ME dumping praise

In glowing terms MY brane knew it was time to disengage

Briefly because “rare earths” and “semiconductors” that he

Was praising ME for “getting back” were just “peripherally”

ABOUT ME and that’s not enough to make MY brane “engage”

And so I “powered down” into MY brane’s “recharging” phase!!!

But video transmissions of MY “brane break” caused much dread

Among MAGA FAN viewers who feared DEAR LEADER WAS DEAD!

That’s why today’s poem’s needed to explain to those chumps why

MY “brane breaks” guarantee DEAR LEADER CANNOT EVER DIE!

Because “brane breaks” are how GREAT “genes” with which I’m amply blessed

Recharge IMMORTAL “batteries” that make MY BRANE BE BEST!!!

16 February 2026

“I Thought He Was Dead There For A Sec”: Trump Powers Down During Lutnick’s Glowing Speech - And The Zoom-In Sends Fans Spiraling. https://flip.it/8Ivd.M

And The Title Goes To…

As “dumb shit females” in MY GREAT administration go
Kristi Noem takes the cake because we all now know
About her Blankie left behind on the private jet plane
Taxpayers pay for her to fly around in causing pain
To residents of “blue cities” wherein there are so few
ILLEGAL ALIENS living but RED STATES are taboo!!!

Kristi’s “advisor” advised her to the plane’s pilot FIRE

Because he left her blankie behind but it did transpire

After DHS FIRED him no one else did remain

That dumb shit Kristi could command to fly her back again

And so that pilot got “re-hired” immediately

After he’d been FIRED for the blankie TRAVESTY!!!

James Carville named Noem MY admin’s “Dumbest Shit Female”

He said even Pam Bondi over her could not prevail

Which is very hard to believe after that shit show

Pam staged for ME, her “single audience” she wants to know

Her LOYALTY will PROTECT ME FOREVER from Dem scum

Questions about “underage girls” supplied by “MY chum”!!!

I NEVER flew to “Epstein’s Island”, all those “flight logs” LIE

Someone entered MY name therein and that someone WILL DIE!

And if “MY name “a MILLION times” is really mentioned in

THOSE STUPID “Epstein Files” it was that someone again

(And luckily I left no blankie behind to reveal

My fights on the “Lolita Express” of which “victims” squeal!!!)

But getting back to the question of who’s the “dumbest shit”

Among “females” in MY admin it seems UNFAIR to fit

That title around the bimbo neck of ONLY JUST ONE

“Female” when SO MANY have shown they’re EQUALLY DUMB

Noem, Bondi, Gabbard, Levett…on July 4th they

Should mud wrestle in wet t-shirts for the title I say!!!

15 February 2026

DHS Reportedly Fired A Pilot For Forgetting Kristi Noem’s Blanket On A Plane. https://flip.it/DMHdRg

James Carville Names Kristi Noem “Dumbest S**t Female” in Trump Administration In Blistering Rant. https://flip.it/FecTvQ

Ignore With Roar

If you want to remain “working” in MY “administration”
Make sure that NOTHING “legal” enters into your “equasion”
Of what you do and how you do it, just DO WHAT I SAY
TO DO and as part of MY crew you will remain OK
And if and when “something” you’ve done causes “controversy”
When Dems “demand” to “understand” it ROAR AGGRESSIVELY!!!

Pam Bimbo Bondi set a SHINING EXAMPLE of how

To when DEMONCRATS “question” you HARD into them you plow

With PERSONAL INSULTS obtained from the BURN BOOK you bring

To “inform” the INDIGNANT ROARS against them each you fling

For claiming there’s some “legal question” about things you did

WHICH THERE IS NOT because you did EXACTLY AS I BID!!!

What I say DO just DO by SCREWING stupid “laws” that say

You “can’t” do what I said to do and your ‘job” stays OK!

In MY “administration” you’ll retain your privileged place

As long as you do what I said to at COMMANDED pace

And DUMB Dem “questions” about what you did you then IGNORE

But don’t ignore them “passively”: IGNORE THEM WITH A ROAR!!!

And as you ROAR INDIGNANTLY be also sure that you

ROAR that THE DOW IS AT 50,000!!!!! (IT IS!!! WAH-HOO!!!!!)

The ULTIMATE “distraction” to the “Epstein Files” thing

Which I CAN’T MAKE BE GONE no matter what at it I fling

Is to remind RICH “Congressmen” on BOTH sides of the aisle

That THANKS TO ME MY DOW AT 50,000 makes them smile!!!

14 February 2026

In The Trump Administration, The Best Way To Keep Your Job Is To Do It Badly https://flip.it/4M3w-U

Pam Bondi rages at Democrats for asking about Epstein files instead of talking about stocks. https://flip.it/dLCQeZ