Stepping In

MY “Propaganda Barbie” got herself knocked up and so

For a while from MY “press conferences” she wants to go

I think it’s LAZY how “women” demand some time off when

We MEN who make their kids happen keep having to pretend

It’s fine for them to take time off and leave us in the lurch

But that’s what bimbo Levett’s done so I’ll assume her perch!!!

For awhile “press conferences” will be be conducted by

DONALD J. TRUMP, PRESIDENT - just ME, MYSELF and I!

Who better to before the so-called “press” THE TRUTH relay

To whatever “questions” ALL ABOUT ME they convey?

MY mouthpiece bimbo was quite good at “lying” but I’ll be

MUCH BETTER at addressing “questions” that are ABOUT ME!!!

As all know I’m EXCEPTIONALLY INTELLIGENT so

Who better to “step in” for when a bimbo “needs” to go

Take time off because yet another kid she’s cranking out

(Oh well, at least it will be WHITE and MAGA without doubt)

And so at MY “press conferences” “questions” from the “press” throng

Will be “answered” by ME so WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG???

25 April 2026

Donald Trump Will Step In to Give Press Briefings While Karoline Levett Takes Maternity Leave. https://flip.it/bGTpty

A Blast From The Past

Return with us to yesteryear for a blast from the past
With “Pizzagate!” J.D.’s revived to see if it’s amassed
Unremembered “conspiracy status” among the crop
Of MAGA Cultists who were kids back when it first did drop
As news about a SEX SLAVE RING managed by HILLARY
Before FAKE FRAUD VOTES had MY “second” LANDSLIDE ROBBED from ME!!!

It’s never been a good idea to bring up “Epstein” but

It’s worth it if to do so obtains an open and shut

LINK between DEMONCRATS and SEX TRAFFICKING implied

And thus sweeps MY so-called “linkage” to “Epstein Files” aside

For awhile as a “distraction” throw against the wall

To see if it sticks with MAGAS too young to it recall!!!

So I’ll “approve” of “pizzagate’s” revival by J.D.

Provided it draws SEX TRAFFICKING LINKS away from ME

By placing them on HILLARY and DEMONCRATS awhile

Through use of a “conspiracy” so long gone out of style

That it will be a “revelation” to Cultists who were

Kids way back when originally it first did occur!!!

24 April 2026

Epstein files don’t confirm debunked “pizzagate” theory revived by Vance. https://flip.it/OkJQ2f

Not As Nasty

Because some photo posted by ME and then taken down

That I “thought” portrayed ME as “a doctor” MY FOES have found

To be ME dressing and acting like “Jesus Christ” (God’s “son”)

Apparently this “angered” them so MEAN “memes” have begun

To MOCK ME “unmercifully” for “daring” to show

ME as GOD’S CHOSEN ONE ON EARTH (although I AM, ALL “know”!!!)

The “backlash” against ME for letting that photo to post

Has threatened to turn MY RULE over “evangelists” toast

And so MY so-called “handlers” “concerned” for MY “welfare”

Told ME I had to “do something” to win back MY fair share

Of those “bible-thumpers” so shocked I would even dare

Portray MYSELF as he who they claim fervently to care!!!

And so I let them commit ME to some staged “bible reading

Marathon” they were certain would help to staunch the bleeding

Away from ME of MAGA’s fervently “religious” mob

Who thanks to that dumb photo came to think I was a snob

So I was forced to “read” some “passage” from their “holy book”

And IT DID NOT GO WELL because it “concentration” took!!!

Because MY “bible reading” did NOT go too well at all

A slew of MEAN new “memes” is being posted that recall

MY “doctor” photo constantly like that DAMNED “Epstein” guy

WHO WILL NOT GO AWAY no matter how often I cry

I AM NOT A PEDERAST! although apparently

That’s NOT AS NASTY to that mob as looking like “J.C.”!!!

23 April 2026

‘Idiot’: Trump Stumbled Through a Three-Minute Reading Thinking No One Would Zoom In — They Did, and What They Found Was Exactly What You Think. https://flip.it/LdULoo

Who’s In Charge?

Just like I said about “Viet Nam” I could end MY WAR

In a week or two at most and not a minute more

Because THE ART OF THE DEAL is MY SPECIALTY, OK?,

So a TREMENDOUS DEAL with “Iran” would be on its way

IMMEDIATELY if not SOONER if I could figure out

Some “leader” in that “country” with the most DEAL MAKING clout!!!

Unlike in AMERIKA where EVERYONE agrees

As DEAR LEADER I can make whatever GREAT DEALS I please

In what’s left of “Iran” I can’t find any indication

Of who the hell is “in charge” of that STUPID SHIT-HOLE “nation”

And it’s hard to “negotiate” with someone I can’t find

Some “leader” I can MAKE A DEAL WITH to leave WAR behind!!!

Since I cannot identify “who’s in charge” there I guess

The ONLY way to bring about an END to MY WAR MESS

Is to THREATEN TOTAL AND COMPLETE ANNIHILATION

Of that SHIT-HOLE unless a “leader” enters the equation

Who I can DEAL WITH and that “leader” better SOON appear

Or BACK TO THE STONE AGE goes EVERY “Iranian’s’ rear!!!

22 April 2026

Chaos engulfs war talks as Trump administration can’t identify “who’s in charge”. https://flip.it/dbiiTp

Yet Another Woman

Yet another “woman” from MY “cabinet” is gone
But this time it’s NOT because I told her to move along!
Some “investigation” into her apparently
Was getting close to proving she was “corrupt” as could be
So DON’T BLAME ME for once again showing a tendency
To throw “women” under busses due to “misogyny”!!!

Unlike “Noem” and “Bondi” this “female” NOBODY knew
Anything about so when I bid a fond adieu

To her there wasn’t much surprise by those accusing ME

That from MY “cabinet” I ONLY parted company

With THOSE ALONE who happened to be of “female” persuasion

Because under the bus NO “males” have entered the equation!!!

Who Cares about some “Labor Secretary” anyway?

Don’t ask ME what she “did” because I have NO CLUE, OK?

They told ME to give her the “job” because she was SO LOYAL

Which to ME is ALL THAT COUNTS until things come to a boil

Which they so often do when BIMBO “women” are involved

But this time MY “misogyny” did NOT get things resolved!!!

I guess MY “Liquor Cabinet” I’d better decimate

To show it’s NOT “misogyny” ALONE that’s on MY plate

When I get rid of “cabinet members” I once supported

Before something they said or did has been to ME reported

As having put ME in a “bad light” and made MAGAS fuss

So Hegseth and Patel I’d best throw next under the bus!!!

21 April 2026

Yet another woman is booted from Trump’s cabinet. https://flip.it/S9AcSu

Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer leaves Trump’s Cabinet after allegations of having an affair with a subordinate and drinking on the job. https://flip.it/0EhbdW

Why Chavez-DeRemer’s departure surprised few. https://flip.it/idj-2l

End And Repeat

“Three times” already I got MYSELF and MY RICH “friends” paid

HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS in the rigged “stock market” WEALTH parade

By announcing that MY “Iran” WAR was “swimmingly”

Approaching it’s FINAL ENDING IMMEDIATELY

As I’d alerted OLIGARCHS a few minutes before

I announced it so they and I could “short OIL” and SCORE!!!

“Three times” already! Can you believe it? What can I say?

It takes FINANCIAL GENIUS to so obviously play

“Stock market games” REPEATEDLY using the same approach

To gain HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS when through “oil shorts” I poach

Yet another FORTUNE thanks to “timing” I apply

To when I make announcements that WAR’S END AGAIN draws nigh!!!

“Three times” already! HEY!…I’ll make it a “weekly” event!

To gain HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS through claims MY WAR will relent

VERY SOON I’ll claim WAR’S ENDING each week after I

And MY RICH “friends” “short” OIL so each week its “price” will DIE

Yet once again thanks to the “pattern” I’ll not from retreat:

MY“FOREVER WAR” setting will be “END AND REPEAT”!!!

20 April 2026

Confused Closures and Opaque Openings - Continuing Dramas In the Hormuz Strait. https://flip.it/6Hc3vO

US stock futures tumble as Iran refuses Trump’s “deal” and Strait stays closed. https://flip.it/9sA18D

Are insider traders making millions from the Iran war? https://flip.it/-cWw5C

God Below

There seems to be some “controversy” swirling ‘round, OK?,

About ME being “Jesus” or at least looking that way

And MY RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATION with the so-called “Pope”

Who hasn’t got a clue how to with WARS with rag-heads cope

And so to set the “record” straight I’ll make it plain to see

To all I’m GOD ON EARTH as long as I decide to be!!!

Long before MY LANDSLIDE VICTORIES had set ME up

As “President” I was their “GOD ON EARTH” to MY “corrupt”

Mob I controlled with winks and nods who did as I COMMANDED

Because they knew if they did not in “hot water” they landed

As “Godfather” I ruled them then, as GOD I RULE YOU NOW

Because MY LANDSLIDE VICTORIES “GOD ON EARTH” ME endow!!!

Consider if you will MAGA “Republicans”, OK?,

Including TOADY “Senators” and “Congressmen” who pay

“Homage” to ME on BENDED knee when before ME they KNEEL

To KISS MY ASS in hopes they’ll gain from ME grudging “appeal”!

What better proof can there be that I’M GOD ON EARTH to all

CULT WORSHIPPERS and ASS-KISS TOADS on whom MY BLESSINGS fall???

Consider also if you will the GOD ON EARTH role I

Play by SLAYING EVERYONE I say DESERVES TO DIE

Which currently includes rag-heads I’ve made BOMBERS ABUSE

Because they REFUSE to “open” up MY “Straight of Hormuz”

And as GOD ON EARTH I’ll next DESTROY EVERY “nation” that

REFUSES to join MY EMPIRE to make MY WEALTH FAT!!!

I said I “thought” that AI image “represented” ME

As a ‘Doctor” but So What? Today’s “poem” made you see

On Earth I REALLY AM A GOD and I will so remain

For CENTURIES AHEAD while I as GOD ON EARTH still REIGN

Until I choose (as is MY CALL thanks to TREMENDOUS “genes”)

To trade MY role as GOD BELOW for GOD of “heaven’s” scenes!!!

19 August 2026

Trump to read Bible verse from Oval Office after feud with Pope and deleted AI image. https://flip.it/wirWMz

War Is Over!

MY “Iran” WAR IS OVER! I WON TOTAL VICTORY
Over those “Muslim” rag-heads I DEFEATED TOTALLY!
They TOTALLY AGREED to “seven” “conditions” IMPOSED
By ME on them so TOTALLY IGNORE “claims” that arose
From them citing their “disagreement” with each thing I say
They TOTALLY AGREED TO when they say: “DID NOT! NO WAY!!!”

MY “Iran” WAR IS OVER! MY VICTORY IS COMPLETE!
IGNORE ALL rag-head LIES about “conditions” they WON’T “meet”
Because they say I “have not met” “conditions” they “require”
ME to “meet” before the “permanent end” of the CEASE-FIRE
I have FORCED DOWN THEIR THROATS as “one” of “seven” things I claim
Which “history” will someday “associate” with MY NAME!!!

MY “Iran” WAR IS OVER! IGNORE LIES from rag-heads who
Now say they DON’T “accept” the “seven” things THEY AGREED TO!

Given their BACKSLIDING MY “blockade” REMAINS IN FORCE

And BOMBINGS I’ll resume until PEACE gets back on course

So YET ANOTHER WAR is ENDED by ME TOTALLY

Which FORCES that “committee” to AWARD THAT PRIZE TO ME!!!

18 April 2026

Iran closes Strait of Hormuz again over U.S. blockade. https://flip.it/akkuyR

Iran tells Trump: Our uranium is not going anywhere. https://flip.it/NOB.wv

Trump Says War “Working Out Very Well” At Event Minutes After Iran Attacks Oil Tanker. https://flip.it/FtzESy

Promises

So What if “high gas prices” won’t be going away soon?

So What if J.D. Vance has trouble filling up a room?

So What if “polls” are “tanking” for ME and MY toady crew?

So What if with “Epstein” most people “think” I’d much to do?

So What if WAR in “Iran” could “indefinitely” last?

So What if none “recall” a WORST TIME EVER in the past?

I don’t “worry” AT ALL about “concerns” going around

About “messes” created ever since I got to town!

In VERY FEW appearances of ME again on stage

Voters will come flocking back to VICTORY engage

In both the “House” and “Senate” where MY MAGA MOB will WIN

By even GREATER LANDSLIDES than the “three” that put ME in!

All it will take to make MY MAGA CULT LOVE ME once more

Is MY return to RALLY MODE in cities by the score

Where MILLIONS if not BILLIONS of FANS will attend to see

ME “entertain” them with repeated claims of ROBBERY

And winks and nods that indicate their “bigotry” and “hate”

Are not only OK with ME but things I “think” are GREAT!!!

So So What if a FEW MAGAS say they “regret” their “votes”

For ME? BILLIONS at MY RALLIES IGNORE such “sour notes”

From TRAITORS and BELIEVE ME when I say EVERYTHING’s GREAT

Including MY WAR that’s going MORE “swimmingly” of late

And “gas prices” that will go MUCH MORE LOWER VERY SOON

As oft-repeated “promises” sell in each CROWDED ROOM!!!

17 April 2026

Trump tries economic reset as Republicans fret over high gas prices. https://flip.it/DWeIYW

Young voters shun Trump, plan to vote blue in midterms. https://flip.it/shW2Y8

Rest Assured

Ignore “prices” you see on “gas pumps”! VERY SOON they’re due

To be MUCH LOWER than they are today I ASSURE YOU!

Despite “short term volatility” your “gas price” will be

CHEAPER than it was before MY LANDSLIDE “number three”

And before LANDSLIDE “number two” when FAKE VOTES did ME ROB

And before LANDSLIDE “number one” began MY LIFETIME’s “job”!!!

As long as I “remain in office” as I intend to

For “decades” if not “centuries” ahead I ASSURE YOU

Gas “short term volatility” I’ll make LOWER to go

Before upcoming “elections” can deal a fatal blow

To ME and MY TOADS who “high gas prices” would make to “fail”

Because “failure” means the rest of MY “life” I’ll spend in JAIL!!!

STOP LOOKING at “high gas prices” when you “pump gas”, OK?

Rest assured MUCH LOWER PRICES I’ll make SOON hold sway!

They’re scheduled to arrive before “mid-term elections” due

To be held in “November” can knock REPUBLICANS askew!

How will I get “gas prices” DOWN to stay JAIL-FREE? We’ll see!

But I’ll come up with something to DEFEAT “democracy”!!!

16 April 2026

White House assures voters gas prices will go down in summer despite “short term volatility”. https://flip.it/ZnpRdH