The Look

Any “female” who wants to TRUE MAGA POWER see
Because I’ve “noticed” her and let her hang around with ME

Once they’re older than maybe 17 know that they must
Obtain a “Mar-a-Lago Face” or be left in the dust
And because that face COSTS SO MUCH it is MY guarantee
That if they wear it they’re “smart” enough to obtain MONEY!!!

“Young girls” I “enjoy” around ME have nothing much to fear

If they have not yet changed the face in which they first appear

In MY “presence” but after that as they grow older they 

Know the “Mar-a-Lago Face” is what they’ll need to stay

Around ME even though “interest” in them I’ve mostly lost

Once “age” has made their “youth” I craved into the dustbin tossed!!!

The “smarter” ones once they’ve “matured” know if they want to stay

Near ME they’d better find some RICH GUY who’ll for their face pay

Because the “Mar-a-Lago Face” they need to stick around

Will cost 300K for the BEST “plastic surgeons” found

To give them the face they need to show they had what it took

To obtain the MONEY NEEDED to obtain THE LOOK!!!

9 February 2026

“Mar-A-Lago Face” Is About More Than Just Looks - It’s About Power. https://flip.it/6djQ7X

The Bump

EVERYONE will want to travel to MY COUNTRY to

See for themselves all the AMAZING THINGS soon coming due

Once the “effect” of MY TARIFFS has fully taken hold

Which will pave EVERY street in EVERY state in SOLID GOLD

And “sick” has been ELIMINATED once every “vaccine”

Like each ILLEGAL ALIEN is no more to be seen!!!

But the main reason travelers to MY COUNTRY will stream

This summer will be to watch MY TEAM their stupid “teams” CREAM

In SOCCER GAMES (the “key word” being “soccer” which WE call

The game their “teams” face DEFEAT in that’s NOTHING like “football”

Which all other so-called “nations” mistakenly affix

To the game that’s called “SOCCER” because they’re IGNORANT DICKS!!!)

The SOCCER “World Cup” will provide the “bump” that’s needed to

Return “tourism” to the MAJOR SOURCE of REVENUE

It was before FALSE RUMORS of some “Trump Slump” decimated

“Tourism” which WILL RETURN “en masse” to be ELATED

By ALL MY GREAT ACCOMPLISHMENTS to which MY NAME’s attached

Including every place from which some other name I’ve scratched!!!

This summer when the WORLD CUP BUMP travels to MY COUNTRY

“Train stations” “airports” and “buildings” ALL RENAMED AFTER ME

SOCCER “fans” will see EVERYWHERE to and from their way

To SOCCER “fields” to watch their “teams” meet DEFEAT when they play

Against U.S.A.! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A!

And LEAVE BIG TOURIST BUCKS BEHIND THEM when they’ve GONE AWAY!!!

8 February 2026

“Trump slump” threatens to doom World Cup bump. https://flip.it/GsuOg5

‘Till Then…

If you’re going to be a RACIST! then you might as well

Be the MOST OVERT RACIST! there is this side of Hell

And the MOST OBLIVIOUS and MOST OBNOXIOUS too

Because that’s the WHOLE POINT of being a RACIST! clear through

And so: NO, I DID NOT MAKE ANY “MISTAKE” with that post

I posted to those jigaboo Obama monkeys roast!!!

Because some stupid “blowback” about MY post has pervaded

Toad Levitt tried to claim some “staff ” MY bedroom had invaded

Late at night to cause that post’s release “mistakenly”

Because she says I’M NOT A RACIST! and NEVER COULD BE

Which is just what I pay her for: to “flood the zone” with chatter

In hopes all RACIST! “controversy” about ME WON’T MATTER!!!

AS ALL KNOW no one’s ever done more for jigaboo “blacks”

Than I have so it’s VERY UNFAIR to suffer ATTACKS

About being a RACIST! just because one harmless joke

I posted as a bit of “jungle humor” did provoke

Such strong reactions even MAGA’s Senate “Uncle Tom” 

“Hopes it was a joke” and has urged ME to “make it gone”!!!

AS ALL ALSO KNOW “blacks” don’t “matter” in “history”

But they’d “matter” A WHOLE LOT LESS had it not been for ME

Allowing them to stick around until I’ve gotten rid

Of “Spanish-speaking” brown-sinned spics on whom ICE clamps the lid

Eventually “blacks” too will be at the top of MY list

‘Till then because I’M NOT RACIST! I’ll let them still “exist”!!!

7 February 2026

Trump Says He “Didn’t Make A Mistake” Posting Video of Obamas as Apes. https://flip.it/0nRRwQ

“TRUMP DID NOTHING WRONG!” CNN’s Abby Phillip Rattles Off MAGA Influences Defending Trump’s Racist Post. https://flip.it/GpepuP

Renaming Plan

If “New York” and “New Jersey” want “funding” to be released
To build some stupid “tunnel” because “traffic” has increased
To the point where “bottlenecks” when driving either way
Between those two BLUE STATES requires hours of delay
Then all they have to do to get those “funds” they want set free
Is to RENAME “Penn Station” and ‘“Dulles Airport” FOR ME!!!

MY “TRUMP Peace Institute” and “TRUMP-Kennedy Center” shows

How GREAT “places” can become when MY NAME upon them glows

Consider if you will “TRUMP Airport” and “TRUMP Station” too

And you’ll agree changing their names to MINE they both should do

I don’t “care” about some dumb “tunnel” they want but if they

Agree to RENAME BOTH PLACES their “funds I may OK!!!

To that Dem schmuck “Chuck Schumer” TRUMP NAME CHANGES I’ll DEMAND!

If he wants that “tunnel” built with “funding” I COMMAND

He’d better agree to display in “letters” TEN FEET HIGH

MY TRUMP NAME where you get on trains and fly into the sky

I DEMAND “Penn” and “Dulles” the next two places to be

RENAMED FOR ME before ALL OTHERS are similarly!!!

One “airport’ in each U.S. state currently bears the name

Of “Ronald Reagan” who as all know deserves LOTS LESS FAME

THAN I DO so MY “TRUMP” RENAMING PLAN pace I’ll increase

To RENAME “airports” and “train stations” until they ALL cease

To be named after some NOBODY as they formerly

Had been before MY “TRUMP” PLAN RENAMES EVERY ONE FOR ME!!!

6 February 3026

Trump wanted Dulles Airport, Penn Station named after him - in exchange for releasing federal funds. https://flip.it/.r4AD6

Supersize!

I see no point in keeping MY BALLROOM so modestly

“Proportioned” as “originally” I’d planned for it to be!

Since then MY BALLROOM’s “dimensions” have ENLARGED in MY “mind”

To how “big” I had first planned it to be leave far behind!

It’s more than “twice” as BIG now as it was when I first saw

It in MY “mind” and told the dumb “East Wing” to EAT IT RAW!!!

That’s also true of MY TRIUMPHAL ARCH which started smaller

In MY “mind” and now has grown MUCH BROADER and MUCH TALLER

Just like MY BALLROOM whose “dimensions” are EVER INCREASING

So too MY ARCH OF LANDSLIDE VICTORY is never ceasing

To become LARGER than what I had “originally”

“Envisioned” now that I see SO MUCH LARGER it must be!!!

MY White House will be one of MY “homes” for DECADES AHEAD

And will become MY LEGACY if I am EVER “dead”

(Which is VERY UNLIKELY thanks to MY TREMENDOUS GENES

But HEY! You never know! I guess things could go to extremes!)

So it “behooves” ME to make MY BALLROOM reach for the skies

Like MY ARCH will do also once they both I SUPERSIZE!!!

5 February 2025

White House ballroom updated again with new architectural features. https://flip.it/6l_tfq

Powerhouse Lineup

I am NOT “too scared” to this year the Super Bowl go see!

This year’s “absence” id NOT because last year the crowd BOOED ME

When I had been expecting that TREMENDOUS CHEERS would ring

Throughout the stadium because attendance was MY thing

No doubt this year the crowd would CHEER ENTHUSIASTICALLY

For ME because THEY WOULD NOT DARE repeat BOO TYRANNY!!!

To BOO your PRESIDENT amounts to TREASON in MY “book”

To do it “twice” means your “rights” will not get a second look

From ICE Goons I dispatch to your tow to on your door pound

And drag you from your home without a “warrant” to be found

To “disappear” you in some ICE warehouse where NONE would know

For days months years or EVER where your ASS MY Goons did throw!!!

Although I “know” if I this year the Super Bowl attend

The crowd there would BEHAVE ITSELF or face a FRIGHTFUL END

I will NOT be attending but that’s NOT since I’m “too scared”

It’s because I’ll THE ALL-AMERICAN HALFTIME SHOW attend

If I can find out where it’s being held before its end!!!

THE ALL-AMERICAN HALFTIME SHOW will feature KID ROCK

Who’ll take a break from TRUMP CENTER performances to sock

It to TREASONOUS “football fans” who see nothing wrong in

Watching the “official” halftime show “Bad Bunny’s” been

Put in instead of the POWERHOUSE LINEUP Charlie Kirk’s

Widow lined up to OWN THE LIBS who’d watch that SPICK JERK!!!

So even though it disappoints MILLIONS OF MY FANS who

Attend to watch the Super Bowl hoping I’ll be there too

I will NOT be attending because “Bad Bunny” will be

Displaying TREASON in the halftime show so openly

But that’s the ONLY “reason” why this year I won’t attend

NOT because I’m “too scared”, because KID ROCK’s a LOYAL “friend”!!!

4 February 2026

Trump Is Too Scared To Go To The Super Bowl After His Aides’ Humiliating Warning. https://flip.it/.Pgk41

MAGA’s Bizarre Super Bowl Half Time Lineup Gets Brutally Roasted Online. https://flip.it/kTzsXM

Steven Colbert Skewers Kid Rock’s Alternative Halftime Show: “Powerhouse Lineup”. https://flip.it/PdBAHP

Spectacles

MY Mar-a-Lago SPECTACLES OF WEALTH I’m being told

“Upset” some “people” but Who Cares?, they’re NOT the ones with GOLD
Enough to get an invitation from ME to attend
Another SPECTACLE at which WE RICH “social rules” bend
WHILE “flexible young women” perform bubble “splits” in pools

To demonstrate those with the GOLD have RIGHT to BREAK THE RULES!!!

So What if SUCKERS are “upset” with SPECTACLES I “host”

MY “staff” RICHLY DESIGNED to GAUDILY DISPLAY the BOAST

That fellow OLIGARCHS and I don’t need to say outright

Because MY SPECTACLES display OUR WEALTH IS OUT OF SIGHT

As we gather to “reap” THE BENEFITS OF BRING RICH

ENOUGH to ogle “young women” who aren’t wearing a stitch!!!

MY SPECTACLES are getting FAMOUS for “oblivious

Awareness” to “conditions” under which “most people” live

Who Cares? WE ATTENDEES are LIVING IN A GOLDEN AGE

In which OUR WEALTH’S the ONLY THING REQUIRED to engage

With “flexible young women” at the SPECTACLES I “host”

To demonstrate to those attending I’M RICHER THAN MOST!!!

3 February 2026

“I Can’t Believe This”: Trump’s Mar-A-Lago Spectacle Goes Viral After Women Are Spotted Doing Splits in the Middle of the Bash. https://flip.it/aQLVHZ

Commercialized

So things at MY TRUMP CENTER have not worked out quite as planned
But IT’S NOT MY FAULT “cancellations” got so out of hand!
Everyone “scheduled” to perform said they’d rather pass

On their “commitment” to appear (I’m going to SUE THEIR ASS!!!)

The “truth” is all those so-called “artists” are AFRAID the glow

Of MY GLORY cast over them while they perform their show

Will be so OVERWHELMING that they couldn’t “concentrate”

While on stage at a CENTER named for SOMEBODY SO GREAT!!!

Performing in TRUMP CENTER is SUCH A HIGH HONOR that

They couldn’t face the FEAR that their performance would FALL FLAT

Because whatever their so-called “talent” was it could not

Possibly exceed that of he whose name the place got!!!

Since no “performer’s” brave enough to face JUSTIFIED FEARS

About being UPSTAGED BY MY GLORY then “two” years

Starting on the 4th of July MY CENTER I’ll “close”

To in NOT “styrofoam” GOLDEN GOLD GEE-GAWS it enclose!!!

After two years TRUMP CENTER will GLAMOROUSLY display

GILDED GOLD GEE-GAWS EVERYWHERE I on it I could lay!

On walls floors ceilings balconies aisles and all seats too

GOLD APPLIQUÉ on FULL DISPLAY will show what I can do

As the world’s GREATEST EXPERT on “commercial real estate”

By recasting TRUMP CENTER as “commercialized” NAMESAKE!!!

2 February 2026

Kennedy Center To Close for Two Years Starting July 4th, Trump Says https://flip.it/ERHv1m

https://www.tumblr.com/dreaminginthedeepsouth/807444156878340096/its-a-lovely-life-by-heather-delaney

Trump is shutting down D.C.’s Kennedy Center for two years this summer. Here’s why. https://flip.it/CKejUg

https://open.substack.com/pub/wonkette/p/trump-closing-kennedy-center-so-no?r=chlgf&utm_medium=ios&shareImageVariant=overlay

WTF???

ANOTHER GOD-DAMNED DEMONCRAT just “won” another seat

In a RED TEXAS “district” where I thought no Dem could beat

The MAGA “woman” I ENDORSED and upon whom BIG BUCKS

Were dumped on by REPUBLICANS so her “loss” REALLY SUCKS!

That makes it “20” seats in all DAMNED DEMONCRATS have “flipped”

Since LANDSLIDE VICTORY got ME again to D.C. shipped!!!

WTF IS GOING ON??? is the question I’m screaming

At RED STATE MAGA “election officials” with whom scheming

To WIN elections isn’t “working” at all well of late

No matter how many MILLIONS were dumped on their plate!

Neither MY MONEY nor MY MAGA “coattails” have closed deals

In elections lately so (wink nod) it’s time for “steals”!!!

I don’t “care” what ways “election officials” use to “steal”

Their upcoming Midterm elections but here’s the deal:

If their “candidates” I’ve ENDORSED don’t by LANDSLIDES WIN

I’ll make those “officials” wish being born they’d NEVER BEEN

Because the rate their candidates I have ENDORSED are LOSING

Makes it MORE COSTLY for ME to MY THIRD TERM begin cruising!!!

Of Course I will still WIN MY THIRD TERM no matter the rate

Of LOSING LOSER MAGA candidates…but why “tempt fate”?

And why spend more grifted “donations” than required to

To guarantee ANOTHER LANDSLIDE VICTORY comes through?

MY THIRD TERM WIN has been prepared through behind the scenes “stealing”

But “stealing” WINS at MORE EXPENSE TO ME is LESS APPEALING!!!

1 February 2026

Democrats Taylor Rehmet flips a Texas state senate seat Trump won by 17 points. https://flip.it/q9Hp0V

Masterpiece

“Melania’s” a MASTERPIECE that EVERYONE MUST SEE!

(I’ve seen it “ twice” already so you can take it from ME!)

It’s GLOBAL RELEASE yesterday allows the WORLD to take

Time off to BUY A TICKET (I the “fee” from PROFITS make!)

And spend TWO HOURS of which each second is NOT A BORE

While MY wife’s “documentary” PROVES SHE IS NOT A WHORE!!!

“Melania” is a MUST SEE for EVERY MAGA FAN

Who hopes to remain in favor of GOD’S OWN CHOSEN MAN

I have no need to ORDER them to sit TWO HOURS through

Because they know if they don’t show I’ll be SCREWING THEM TOO

Like I’ll SCREW EVERY ENEMY who I learn did NOT see

MY NOT A WHORE wife STAR in her own “documentary”!!!

“Melania” is NOT A TURKEY like the “critics” say

Who’ll be up next against the wall for MY ICE Goons to SLAY!

I say IT IS A MASTERPIECE so you know that that’s “true”

Because I SAID IT and all know I’D NEVER LIE TO YOU!

SO GO SEE IT in any one of FOURTEEN THOUSAND places

Nationwide so MORE THAN “two” aren’t “NOT SOLD OUT” DISGRACES!!!

31 January 2026

Trump Desperately Plugs Melania’s $75 Turkey. https://flip.it/we-20J