Holding The Bag

Another “failure” in the books, another “bankruptcy”
Is what TRUMP MEDIA is VERY SOON destined to be!
When you make a “few” MILLION but HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS lose
Every “quarter” towards “bankruptcy” you’re sure to cruise
And that is where TRUMP MEDIA inevitability 
Is headed as its loss increases “exponentially”!!!

As somebody once said SUCKERS are every minute born

And from MILLIONS of those SUCKERS TRUMP MEDIA has torn

Their “life savings” asunder because they were DUMB enough

To “invest” in an “enterprise” based on nothing but fluff

Because “success” depended on the “popularity”

Of ME, the GREATEST “conman” “history” will ever see!!!

How hard is it to “understand” that EVERYTHING I DO

Is ALWAYS ALL ABOUT ME and thus NEVER ABOUT YOU?

Just count up all MY “bankruptcies” of which I often brag

And you’ll see “investing” in ME leaves you “holding the bag”!

I NEVER LOSE no matter what con I’m putting across

To get SUCKERS like you to to ME your “life savings” toss!!!

Now that I’ve thrown that bush-hiding NUNEZ out on his ear

He’ll be the “scapegoat” about which this “bankruptcy” will hear

But if you “invested” in TRUMP MEDIA you can’t say

You were not “warned” EXPLICITLY it could end up the way

It will be ending VERY SOON as far from it I’ll walk

To leave you “holding the bag” without “legal” right to squawk!!!

30 April 2026

Trump Media joins the president’s long list of failures. https://flip.it/gn6jUQ

99.99%

DO NOT BELIEVE FAKE FRAUD “polls” saying that “voters are done”
With the MOST POPULAR PRESIDENT EVER to have come
Along since AMERIKA first voted “leaders” in
Each of whom before ME was a low-IQ has-been
Holding down the “office” before LANDSLIDE VICTORY
Not “once”, not “twice”, but “THREE” TIMES (one ROBBED) WON the “job” for ME!!!

DO NOT BELIEVE WOKE LIBTARD “polls” that claim way down to “dire

Lows” MY POPULARITY as PRESIDENT does spire!

As all know EVERYBODY LOVES ME except ENEMIES

And the total of those TRAITORS who I do not please

Number no more than a few “dozen” DISCONTENTS at most

Who won’t be around when I next to NEW LANDSLIDES do coast!!!

BELIEVE ME ONLY! MY POPULARITY TRAITORS can’t dent

Is now HIGHER than 99.99 “percent”!

And once “NICE” ID’s those last TRAITORS who DO NOT LOVE ME

And EXECUTES THEM then 100 “percent” it will be

And FAKE FRAUD “polls” that LIE about “plunges” to make ME sore

Will END once 100 “percent” LOVE ME (if not A LOT MORE!!!)

29 April 2026

Trump’s US ratings are near a record low after dropping further last week. https://flip.it/ZFrS7r

“Voters are just done.” New poll shows Trump plunging to dire lows. https://flip.it/2Dv4IQ

Speed Is Of The Essence

Of Course I said that “taxpayers” would never have to pay

A penny for MY BALLROOM but that was so yesterday

Before one more “assignation attempt” I pulled off

To hoist the PRESSING NEED for MY SECURITY aloft!

The “take-away” is that MY “life” must NEVER EVER be

THREATENED AGAIN and MY BALLROOM’S its ONLY guarantee!!!

Of Course I said RICH DONORS would all MY BALLROOM’S COSTS carry!

But that was then and this is now and things have gotten hairy

Enough for ME to say “You see: THREATS to MY “life” demand

MY BALLROOM be built faster than originally planned!”

And that requires FUNDS that can IMMEDIATELY fill

The till and that’s why your “tax dollars” ALONE fit the bill!!!

Of Course I said MY RICH “friends” would be sending checks to ME

But that takes time because “quid pro quos” they expect to see

And to think up those “quid pro quos” in each OLIGARCH’S case

Takes time to arrange and that would be much too slow a pace

To get MY BALLROOM’s ERECTION towering to the sky

Quickly enough to PROTECT ME from FOES hoping I’ll DIE!!!

Therefore Of Course there’s PRESSING NEED for your “tax bucks” to pay

For MY TREMENDOUS BALLROOM which cannot afford delay

Which is the reason Lindsey Graham has from his closet come

To “request” 400 BILLION from you tax-paying scum

So MONEY can IMMEDIATELY to MY BALLROOM flow

Without the need for any time-consuming “quid pro quo”!!!

28 April 2026

GOP Senators Unveil Plan to Pay for $400 Million White House Ballroom With Taxpayer Funds. https://flip.it/DzYSf9

Fury as Republicans outline plans to have taxpayers pay for White House ballroom after all. https://flip.it/LtP6Aa

Nice!

Every now and then someone sends ME a GREAT “idea”
Almost as good as EVERY ONE that in MY Brane appear
In these VERY RARE cases I may “applaud” that “thought” ‘though
It did not first occur to ME which it would have all know
Eventually but Hey, OK, some “credit” I give due
To somebody other than ME with an “idea” or two!!!

And so today I hereby say that I FULLY ENDORSE

The “rebranding” of  MY GOON SQUAD to set it back on course

After all the damned complaints about it it received

In that CITY up “north” where WOKE LIBERAL TRAITORS “grieve”

Because some eggs got broken while ICE omelet-making there

Killed a few “bystanders” who dared stand around and stare!!!

Hereafter ICE I “rebrand” NICE by adding “National”

To its name to indicate the nationally-based pull

It will continue to exert throughout the USA

In ALL blue states and cities where IMMIGRANTS hide away!

This “rebranding” is BRILLIANT! It will FORCE “reporters” to

Say it’s NICE killing LIBERALS who try to NICE GOONS SCREW!!!

27 April 2026

Trump endorses the idea of changing ICE to NICE. https://flip.it/9Wjmop

The Only Take-Away

When “active shooting” happens there can be but one conclusion:
WE NEED MY SECURE BALLROOM to stop future armed intrusion!
What other “thought” could possibly occur after last night
When someone with a gun gave an entire room a fright
If that room had been MY BALLROOM! that shooter would so not
Have gotten anywhere inside before he had been SHOT!!!

If last night’s “press corps dinner” in MY BALLROOM had been made

To happen no “active shooter” would have dared invade

For all around MY BALLROOM had one approached they’d have seen

EVERY square foot blocked by an armed-to-the-teeth MARINE

Unlike at that “hotel” that held last night’s “press corps” event

MY WHOLE U.S. MARINE CORPS would “armed intrusion” prevent!!!

The ONLY “take away” from last night’s “press corps dinner” MESS

Is MY BALLROOM LIBTARD “judges” MUST NO LONGER SUPPRESS!

CONSTRUCTION of the MOST NEEDED BALLROOM that’s ever been

REQUIRED will ensure NO “active shooter” will get in

To ANY “event” I allow MY BALLROOM “venue” to

“Host” for whatever “entrance fee” I decide is MY due!!!

26 April 2026

‘We Need the Ballroom’: Trump Uses Shooting Outside White House Correspondents’ Dinner to Boost Corrupt Project’. https://flip.it/3BxsF6

Republicans rally behind Trump’s ballroom plan after gala shooting. https://flip.it/GDokY5

Stepping In

MY “Propaganda Barbie” got herself knocked up and so

For awhile from MY “press conferences” she wants to go

I think it’s LAZY how “women” demand some time off when

We MEN who make their kids happen keep having to pretend

It’s fine for them to take time off and leave us in the lurch

But that’s what bimbo Levett’s done so I’ll assume her perch!!!

For awhile “press conferences” will be be conducted by

DONALD J. TRUMP, PRESIDENT - just ME, MYSELF and I!

Who better to before the so-called “press” THE TRUTH relay

To whatever “questions” ALL ABOUT ME they convey?

MY mouthpiece bimbo was quite good at “lying” but I’ll be

MUCH BETTER at addressing “questions” that are ABOUT ME!!!

As all know I’m EXCEPTIONALLY INTELLIGENT so

Who better to “step in” for when a bimbo “needs” to go

Take time off because yet another kid she’s cranking out

(Oh well, at least it will be WHITE and MAGA without doubt)

And so at MY “press conferences” “questions” from the “press” throng

Will be “answered” by ME so WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG???

25 April 2026

Donald Trump Will Step In to Give Press Briefings While Karoline Levett Takes Maternity Leave. https://flip.it/bGTpty

A Blast From The Past

Return with us to yesteryear for a blast from the past
With “Pizzagate!” J.D.’s revived to see if it’s amassed
Unremembered “conspiracy status” among the crop
Of MAGA Cultists who were kids back when it first did drop
As news about a SEX SLAVE RING managed by HILLARY
Before FAKE FRAUD VOTES had MY “second” LANDSLIDE ROBBED from ME!!!

It’s never been a good idea to bring up “Epstein” but

It’s worth it if to do so obtains an open and shut

LINK between DEMONCRATS and SEX TRAFFICKING implied

And thus sweeps MY so-called “linkage” to “Epstein Files” aside

For awhile as a “distraction” throw against the wall

To see if it sticks with MAGAS too young to it recall!!!

So I’ll “approve” of “pizzagate’s” revival by J.D.

Provided it draws SEX TRAFFICKING LINKS away from ME

By placing them on HILLARY and DEMONCRATS awhile

Through use of a “conspiracy” so long gone out of style

That it will be a “revelation” to Cultists who were

Kids way back when originally it first did occur!!!

24 April 2026

Epstein files don’t confirm debunked “pizzagate” theory revived by Vance. https://flip.it/OkJQ2f

Not As Nasty

Because some photo posted by ME and then taken down

That I “thought” portrayed ME as “a doctor” MY FOES have found

To be ME dressing and acting like “Jesus Christ” (God’s “son”)

Apparently this “angered” them so MEAN “memes” have begun

To MOCK ME “unmercifully” for “daring” to show

ME as GOD’S CHOSEN ONE ON EARTH (although I AM, ALL “know”!!!)

The “backlash” against ME for letting that photo to post

Has threatened to turn MY RULE over “evangelists” toast

And so MY so-called “handlers” “concerned” for MY “welfare”

Told ME I had to “do something” to win back MY fair share

Of those “bible-thumpers” so shocked I would even dare

Portray MYSELF as he who they claim fervently to care!!!

And so I let them commit ME to some staged “bible reading

Marathon” they were certain would help to staunch the bleeding

Away from ME of MAGA’s fervently “religious” mob

Who thanks to that dumb photo came to think I was a snob

So I was forced to “read” some “passage” from their “holy book”

And IT DID NOT GO WELL because it “concentration” took!!!

Because MY “bible reading” did NOT go too well at all

A slew of MEAN new “memes” is being posted that recall

MY “doctor” photo constantly like that DAMNED “Epstein” guy

WHO WILL NOT GO AWAY no matter how often I cry

I AM NOT A PEDERAST! although apparently

That’s NOT AS NASTY to that mob as looking like “J.C.”!!!

23 April 2026

‘Idiot’: Trump Stumbled Through a Three-Minute Reading Thinking No One Would Zoom In — They Did, and What They Found Was Exactly What You Think. https://flip.it/LdULoo

Who’s In Charge?

Just like I said about “Viet Nam” I could end MY WAR

In a week or two at most and not a minute more

Because THE ART OF THE DEAL is MY SPECIALTY, OK?,

So a TREMENDOUS DEAL with “Iran” would be on its way

IMMEDIATELY if not SOONER if I could figure out

Some “leader” in that “country” with the most DEAL MAKING clout!!!

Unlike in AMERIKA where EVERYONE agrees

As DEAR LEADER I can make whatever GREAT DEALS I please

In what’s left of “Iran” I can’t find any indication

Of who the hell is “in charge” of that STUPID SHIT-HOLE “nation”

And it’s hard to “negotiate” with someone I can’t find

Some “leader” I can MAKE A DEAL WITH to leave WAR behind!!!

Since I cannot identify “who’s in charge” there I guess

The ONLY way to bring about an END to MY WAR MESS

Is to THREATEN TOTAL AND COMPLETE ANNIHILATION

Of that SHIT-HOLE unless a “leader” enters the equation

Who I can DEAL WITH and that “leader” better SOON appear

Or BACK TO THE STONE AGE goes EVERY “Iranian’s’ rear!!!

22 April 2026

Chaos engulfs war talks as Trump administration can’t identify “who’s in charge”. https://flip.it/dbiiTp

Yet Another Woman

Yet another “woman” from MY “cabinet” is gone
But this time it’s NOT because I told her to move along!
Some “investigation” into her apparently
Was getting close to proving she was “corrupt” as could be
So DON’T BLAME ME for once again showing a tendency
To throw “women” under busses due to “misogyny”!!!

Unlike “Noem” and “Bondi” this “female” NOBODY knew
Anything about so when I bid a fond adieu

To her there wasn’t much surprise by those accusing ME

That from MY “cabinet” I ONLY parted company

With THOSE ALONE who happened to be of “female” persuasion

Because under the bus NO “males” have entered the equation!!!

Who Cares about some “Labor Secretary” anyway?

Don’t ask ME what she “did” because I have NO CLUE, OK?

They told ME to give her the “job” because she was SO LOYAL

Which to ME is ALL THAT COUNTS until things come to a boil

Which they so often do when BIMBO “women” are involved

But this time MY “misogyny” did NOT get things resolved!!!

I guess MY “Liquor Cabinet” I’d better decimate

To show it’s NOT “misogyny” ALONE that’s on MY plate

When I get rid of “cabinet members” I once supported

Before something they said or did has been to ME reported

As having put ME in a “bad light” and made MAGAS fuss

So Hegseth and Patel I’d best throw next under the bus!!!

21 April 2026

Yet another woman is booted from Trump’s cabinet. https://flip.it/S9AcSu

Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer leaves Trump’s Cabinet after allegations of having an affair with a subordinate and drinking on the job. https://flip.it/0EhbdW

Why Chavez-DeRemer’s departure surprised few. https://flip.it/idj-2l