Nothing On Earth

NOTHING ON EARTH I’ve done yet to “distract” from those damn
“Epstein Files” has “worked” for ME so here’s MY next plan:
Since I can’t find a thing ON EARTH with the required pace

I need to “distract” from “Epstein” I’ll exploit OUTER SPACE
By “directing” each “agency” I’ve ground under MY thumb
To release files on “extraterrestrials”, by gum!!!

NOTHING ON EARTH I’ve tried has turned “residents” away

From PROTESTING ICE GOONS sent to their “cities” who may

Have “killed” a few of them but HEY! - an “omelette” you can’t make

Without breaking an egg or two when your job is to make

All “EARTH-based” ALIENS ID’d, arrested, and deported

So FEAR of ALIENS from SPACE may get PROTESTS aborted!!!

 

NOTHING ON EARTH in “either” case has “worked” out for ME yet

So on “extraterrestrials” I’ll place a DESPERATE bet

As the “distraction” I DESPERATELY NEED to stop that pile

Of “files” “proving” I “diddled” “young girls” for “quite a while”

Because they tell ME “extraterrestrial” means something’s NOT

ON EARTH where nothing that is “works” so I’ll give SPACE a shot!!!

20 February 2026

Trump says he will direct agencies to release files related to extraterrestrial life and UFOs. https://flip.it/xwgCij

GOP Rebel Says New Trump Bombshell Is A Desperate Distraction. https://flip.it/Qk59NQ

Stay Tuned…

Every day another BIGGER “design’s been revealing
Itself to MY brane that MY EGO finds much more “appealing”
Than the “design” that just last month I’d been planing to build

That due to this month’s BIGGER “design” that “design” I’ve killed!

The “pattern’s” set - EACH “month” from here on out MY BALLROOM’s fate
Will become LARGER to MY EGO’s SIZE accommodate!!!

Somebody said there are “three” parts in every person’s brane

Which may apply to everyone else but it is insane

To “think” MY brane has any other “component” than “one”

ONLY and that’s EGO ALONE which on ME just sprung

The NEWEST “iteration” of MY BALLROOM it does see

As LARGER than last “month’s” but SMALLER than next “month’s” will be!!!

You may well ask when MY BALLROOM “hole” I’ll begin to fill

To begin BUILDING but that’s not the “question” to distill!

The MOST IMPORTANT “question” that MY EGO asks each day

Is if MY BALLROOM’S BIG ENOUGH to ENOUGH TRIBUTE pay

To ME and EVERY “month” so far the “answer” has been “NO!”

Which is why EVER BIGGER “designs” EACH NEXT “month” I show!!!

19 February 2026

 

Donald Trump Reveals New White House Ballroom Designs. https://flip.it/lJVKfg

Unfit

 Kid Rock’s busy performing in TRUMP Center every night
And something in RFK Jr’s brane just isn’t “right”
But somehow both found time to post a “workout video” 
Urging UNFIT Americans to regularly go
“Get Active” at their “gym” of choice to their FAT fade away
So their bod looks as FIT as MINE does when at GOLF I play!!!

What better thing could there be for MY SUBJECTS to agree

To do but to “Get Active” so they all can look like ME?

It’s bound to be a “struggle” for them to get “half” as FIT

As I am but that’s due to letting their bod’s turn to shit

By not eating McDonald’s BIG MACS every single day

Or drinking DIET COKES to wash FAT “calories” away!!!

So thanks, Kid Rock and Bobby Jr. - NOW GET BACK TO WORK!

“Vaccines” won’t eliminate themselves, you “healthy” jerk!

And EVERY night MY RICH TRUMP Center “audience” awaits

A “repetitious” Kid Rock SHOW! served up on their GOLD PLATES!

Stop playing “pickleball” and doing sweaty “pushups” in

Some stinky sauna get your “fit” bods back where they’d been!!!

18 February 2026

“What the.(bleep) did I just watch?” RFK Jr. posts a workout video with Kid Rock urging Americans to “get active”. https://flip.it/.ykwqo

One Thing Only Alone

MY new goal’s to rename ALL U.S. BUILDINGS after ME
So far I’ve got “TRUMP Peace Institute” and “TRUMP-Kennedy”
And MY BIG BALLROOM when it’s done I will name for ME too
When with the HOLE I’ve created I decide what to do
And EVERY D.C. MEMORIAL I’ll also rename
Like “TRUMP-Washington Monument” each will MY NAME proclaim!!!

Hey…why not also rename EVERYWHERE ON EARTH for ME???

MY “Gulf of America” could “The Gulf Of TRUMP” be

And “North America” could “TRUMP-AMERICA” become

After MY “51st State” and “Mexico” succumb

To MY “insistence” they become part of “TRUMP-Continent

North” before “TRUMP-Continent South” also does relent!!!

ALL PLACES, BUILDINGS…and HEY! AIRPORTS TOO should spread MY FAME!

But there’s ONE THING ALONE to which I WON’T affix MY NAME!

And that ONE THING ONLY ALONE is as you may have guessed

THE GODDAMNED “Epstein Files” which with MY brane have so messed!

It’s TREASONOUS, I TELL YOU, “Jimmy Kimmel” and some Dem

SCUM think “The Trump-Epstein Files” better “labels” them!!!

17 February 2026

House Dem Channels Jimmy Kimmel: Let’s Call Them the “Trump-Epstein” Files. https://flip.it/zdj3KQ

Brane Breaks Be Best

If I’m not talking or I am not being talked about
I find it’s the best time for MY brane to “tune itself out”
For a short bit for MY GREAT “genes” to briefly “recharge”
MY “batteries” so I again can be FULLY IN CHARGE

When I snap back to “focused consciousness” after each “nap”
I take to take a break from BORING “NOT ABOUT ME” CRAP!!!

That’s why while Howard Nutlick was upon ME dumping praise

In glowing terms MY brane knew it was time to disengage

Briefly because “rare earths” and “semiconductors” that he

Was praising ME for “getting back” were just “peripherally”

ABOUT ME and that’s not enough to make MY brane “engage”

And so I “powered down” into MY brane’s “recharging” phase!!!

But video transmissions of MY “brane break” caused much dread

Among MAGA FAN viewers who feared DEAR LEADER WAS DEAD!

That’s why today’s poem’s needed to explain to those chumps why

MY “brane breaks” guarantee DEAR LEADER CANNOT EVER DIE!

Because “brane breaks” are how GREAT “genes” with which I’m amply blessed

Recharge IMMORTAL “batteries” that make MY BRANE BE BEST!!!

16 February 2026

“I Thought He Was Dead There For A Sec”: Trump Powers Down During Lutnick’s Glowing Speech - And The Zoom-In Sends Fans Spiraling. https://flip.it/8Ivd.M

And The Title Goes To…

As “dumb shit females” in MY GREAT administration go
Kristi Noem takes the cake because we all now know
About her Blankie left behind on the private jet plane
Taxpayers pay for her to fly around in causing pain
To residents of “blue cities” wherein there are so few
ILLEGAL ALIENS living but RED STATES are taboo!!!

Kristi’s “advisor” advised her to the plane’s pilot FIRE

Because he left her blankie behind but it did transpire

After DHS FIRED him no one else did remain

That dumb shit Kristi could command to fly her back again

And so that pilot got “re-hired” immediately

After he’d been FIRED for the blankie TRAVESTY!!!

James Carville named Noem MY admin’s “Dumbest Shit Female”

He said even Pam Bondi over her could not prevail

Which is very hard to believe after that shit show

Pam staged for ME, her “single audience” she wants to know

Her LOYALTY will PROTECT ME FOREVER from Dem scum

Questions about “underage girls” supplied by “MY chum”!!!

I NEVER flew to “Epstein’s Island”, all those “flight logs” LIE

Someone entered MY name therein and that someone WILL DIE!

And if “MY name “a MILLION times” is really mentioned in

THOSE STUPID “Epstein Files” it was that someone again

(And luckily I left no blankie behind to reveal

My fights on the “Lolita Express” of which “victims” squeal!!!)

But getting back to the question of who’s the “dumbest shit”

Among “females” in MY admin it seems UNFAIR to fit

That title around the bimbo neck of ONLY JUST ONE

“Female” when SO MANY have shown they’re EQUALLY DUMB

Noem, Bondi, Gabbard, Levett…on July 4th they

Should mud wrestle in wet t-shirts for the title I say!!!

15 February 2026

DHS Reportedly Fired A Pilot For Forgetting Kristi Noem’s Blanket On A Plane. https://flip.it/DMHdRg

James Carville Names Kristi Noem “Dumbest S**t Female” in Trump Administration In Blistering Rant. https://flip.it/FecTvQ

Ignore With Roar

If you want to remain “working” in MY “administration”
Make sure that NOTHING “legal” enters into your “equasion”
Of what you do and how you do it, just DO WHAT I SAY
TO DO and as part of MY crew you will remain OK
And if and when “something” you’ve done causes “controversy”
When Dems “demand” to “understand” it ROAR AGGRESSIVELY!!!

Pam Bimbo Bondi set a SHINING EXAMPLE of how

To when DEMONCRATS “question” you HARD into them you plow

With PERSONAL INSULTS obtained from the BURN BOOK you bring

To “inform” the INDIGNANT ROARS against them each you fling

For claiming there’s some “legal question” about things you did

WHICH THERE IS NOT because you did EXACTLY AS I BID!!!

What I say DO just DO by SCREWING stupid “laws” that say

You “can’t” do what I said to do and your ‘job” stays OK!

In MY “administration” you’ll retain your privileged place

As long as you do what I said to at COMMANDED pace

And DUMB Dem “questions” about what you did you then IGNORE

But don’t ignore them “passively”: IGNORE THEM WITH A ROAR!!!

And as you ROAR INDIGNANTLY be also sure that you

ROAR that THE DOW IS AT 50,000!!!!! (IT IS!!! WAH-HOO!!!!!)

The ULTIMATE “distraction” to the “Epstein Files” thing

Which I CAN’T MAKE BE GONE no matter what at it I fling

Is to remind RICH “Congressmen” on BOTH sides of the aisle

That THANKS TO ME MY DOW AT 50,000 makes them smile!!!

14 February 2026

In The Trump Administration, The Best Way To Keep Your Job Is To Do It Badly https://flip.it/4M3w-U

Pam Bondi rages at Democrats for asking about Epstein files instead of talking about stocks. https://flip.it/dLCQeZ

Not Fair!

I’m NEVER WRONG and ALWAYS RIGHT so how was I to know

Americans AREN’T as “bigoted” as Nazi Steve so

They put up RESISTANCE in “Minneapolis” to

Say with MY ICE GOONS they would have NOTHING MORE TO DO!

You’d think KILLING a few of them would keep all the rest there

“Compliant” and “in line” but IT DID NOT and THAT’S NOT FAIR!!!

I was so “certain” Nazi Steve was “representative”

Of how ALL WHITE AMERICANS feel ENTITLED to live

Among THEIR OWN KIND ONLY and were thus happy therefore

To have MY ICE GOONS kick ALL “brown” and “black” skins out the door

Followed by all “redskin” “natives” who “were here”, they say,

When WHITES arrived, and “yellow skins” (who needs “math” anyway???)

Apparently Nazi Steve’s NOT as “typical” as I

Was “certain” he was when you “bigotry” to WHITES apply!

Of Course EVERY NON-“bigot” WHITE’s a DEMONCRAT SCUM

But even among those TRAITORS I was “certain” that some

Or even the “majority” would be pretending to

NOT SECRETLY DELIGHT in MY WHITE ICE REMOVAL CREW!!!

I still think Steve’s “3,000 a day” quota’s about right

So I’m SHOCKED, SHOCKED I tell you, that gaining it caused a FIGHT

In “Minneapolis”where SO MANY WHITES there

Are “descended” from “Scandinavia” - IT ISN’T FAIR

That EVEN “Norwegians” there PROTESTED Nazi Steve’s

Attempt to NON-WHITE skins living among them from relieve!!!

Well…SCREW THEM TOO! I’ll simply have Steve expand his hit list

To also “remove” from MY Country TRAITORS who insist

That EVERY so-called “citizen” has the “right” to “live free”

No matter what color their skin tone may happen to be!

It’s time Nazi Steve added PROTESTERS to each day’s quota

Of ALIENS and “citizens” “removed” from “Minnesota”!!!

13 February 2026

Trump bet most Americans were as bigoted as Steven Miller - He was wrong. https://flip.it/Givtp_

Just Celebrate (Or Wait)

MY ECONOMY has THANKS TO ME been doing GREAT!
A more better ECONOMY no one can “contemplate”!
MY STOCK MARKET is heading higher than the “stratosphere”
Giving the RICH INVESTING CLASS daily reason to CHEER!
And this time it is DIFFERENT, it’s as DIFFERENT as can be
It will GO UP FOREVER due to TARIFF “policy”!!!

Bimbo Pam Bondi was CORRECT about what all should be

“Discussing” and that is NOT “Epstein Files” linked to ME!

Over-the-hill Raskin should be PRAISING ME instead

Of questioning MY links to “Epstein” (Come On! That Guy’s DEAD!)

In fact EVERY DAMNED DEMONCRAT should thank ME “profusely”

For having grown their STOCK MARKET WEALTH “exponentially”!!!

As MY other blonde bimbo said IT’S PAST TIME TO MOVE ON

From “obsessing” about “Epstein”, ME, and “kids” “done wrong”!

MY MARKET’S OVER FIFTY THOUSAND so let’s put away

ALL questions about “Epstein” and JUST CELEBRATE, OK?

THANK ME as your INVESTMENTS make you RICHER than before

And if you’re NOT INVESTED “Trickle Down’s” soon due for sure!!!

12 February 2026

Trump Oversells Recent U.S. Economic Growth. https://flip.it/5ci-bO

Trump Brags His Tariffs Drove S&P 500, Dow To Record Highs, But New Report Says It Could Cost Households $1,300 More A Year. https://flip.it/ZHmpJq

Donald Trump Appears Over a “Million Times” in Epstein Files, Says Jamie Raskin. https://flip.it/vKSYH6

Religious Sex Views

MY Toad Mike Johnson had ONE JOB ALONE to do for ME:

To ensure EVERY “House” VOTE goes how I want it to be!

The “reason” I put up with his EXTREME “religious” CRAP

About “restricting” sex is his ability to snap

To attention when he’s ORDERED to for ME come through

On whatever I COMMAND HIM to make the “House” do!!!

Until recently Toad Mike Johnson had done OK

When it came to making EVERY MAGA TOAD OBEY

Whatever I ORDERED HIM to ORDER THEM to do

To guarantee NO PAIN TO ME from “House” VOTES would be due

But the current “House” fight over TARIFFS has lost ground

Due to his INABILITY to bring RINOS around!!!

“Republicans” are “bucking” him and therefore “bucking” ME!

The latest count of f**cking “bucking” RINOS are the “three”

He’s been UNABLE TO DELIVER unlike he before

Was able to so why go through his SEX CRAP any more?

I put up with his “Holier Than Thou” ANTI-SEX stuff

While he came through but he CAN’T now so ENOUGH CRAP’S ENOUGH!!!

As “Epstein” files would reveal I’m at the opposite

End of the “spectrum” of his “Holier Than Thou” SEX SHIT

But I was willing to “accept” his “religious sex” CRAP

As long as he made EVERY “House” VOTE AGAINST ME UNSNAP

Which he’s now shown HE CANNOT DO so under the next bus

He goes for “religious sex views” and “seismic failure” FUSS!!!

11 February 2026p

House Republicans Buck Mike Johnson in a Fight Over Trump’s Tariffs. https://flip.it/6Ljj1p

House votes to override Trump’ Canada tariffs https://www.cnbc.com/2026/02/11/gop-trump-tariffs-canada.html?__source=iosappshare%7Ccom.apple.UIKit.activity.

Nohnsin’s “seismic” failure is also a setback for Trump. https://flip.it/gYHCLu