Blood Spectacles

The STAIN “Norway” spread on the world’s “indelible”, OK?
It’s the WORST STAIN history has encountered, many say!
The DUM so-called “committee” that awarded MY PEACE PRIZE
To some NOBODY deserves bullets right between the eyes!
Hey…that’s a GREAT “idea”! I’ll tell MACHO MAN PETE to see
That “committee’s” EXECUTION displayed  PUBLICLY!!!

I guess I’ll have to “invade” “Norway” before PETE can kill

“Nobel Committee Members” in a way that MAGAS thrill

But “invasion” is EASY as I proved in “Venezuela”

Where MY STRIKE FORCE I TRAINED MYSELF proved MY “training” can’t fail ya!

So why not just send MY STRIKE FORCE to “Norway” I despise

To locate those “Committee Members” and TAKE THEM ALIVE???

To WREAK VENGEANCE on “Norway” and MY STOLEN PEACE PRIZE I

Will ORDER Whiskey PETE to MY STRIKE FORCE to “northward” fly

To grab “Nobel Committee BASTARDS” wherever they be

And bring them all back ALIVE to ME IMMEDIATELY

Where from on stage like I with MY WRESTLING MATCH did before

“Livestream” to MY DEAR MAGAS “blood spectacles” they adore!!!

Imagine the DELIGHT all LOYAL MAGAS realize

Watching MULTIPLE EXECUTIONS right before their eyes!

Ignore a few random “complaints” MY ENEMIES put out

That PUBLIC EXECUTIONS are “not” what “we’re all about”

In “two” more “years” I’ll make MY Country the BEST PLACE to see

PUBLIC EXECUTIONS of ALL WHO DARE OPPOSE ME!!!

Hey Wait…why KILL ONLY MY FOES? Why not IMMIGRANTS too?

I’d save LOTS of “time” and MONEY if I let MY ICE crew

Use all those “body cams” they wear they’ve currently turned off

To “livestream” EXECUTIONS of those who so much as cough

At them from faces whose “skin tone” is nowhere near SNOW WHITE

Whose “livestream” EXECUTIONS will fill MAGAS with delight!!!

10 October 2026

Trump says Nobel committee not awarding him the peace prize leaves ‘indelible stain’ on Norway. https://flip.it/Iiex05

'No one ever heard of her': Trump goes off on petty rant after Nobel Peace Prize snub. https://flip.it/zRqo18

Pete Hegseth Likes Killing And Wants You To Like It Too. https://flip.it/OY6uhG

Hesgeth, Trump Order Snuff Video to be Livestreamed. https://flip.it/B9Qmhi

Very Simple

Whatever RED “state” you live in you’ll have no fear at all
That if and when “DISASTER” has your back against the wall
FEMA will speed straight to you with DISASTER RELIEF
To make sure LOYAL “states” like yours won’t suffer prolonged grief!
The fact your “state” VOTED FOR ME is all the “proof” I need
That you deserve FEMA RESPONSE at record-breaking speed!!!

Whatever BLUE “state” you live in if you get HIT HARD by

Some NATURAL DISASTER your DUM “state” NEED NOT APPLY

For FEMA FUNDING to “relieve” the “weather” MESS you’re in

Since your “state” DIDN’T VOTE FOR ME and there’s NO GREATER SIN

Than PROVING YOUR DISLOYALTY by withholding MY VOTE

Just like “relief” I’ll withhold each time “weather” grips your throat!!!

It’s really very simple: EVERY RED “state” is OK!

When DISASTER strikes FEMA RELIEF is on the way!

It’s also very simple: EACH BLUE “state” NEED NOT APPLY

When DISASTER strikes because I’m A VINDICTIVE GUY

Who NEVER “forgets” ANY “state” that VOTED AGAINST ME

Like “Illinois” which once again FEMA RELIEF won’t see!!!

9 October 2026

Trump administration denies Illinois’ request for disaster relief — again. https://flip.it/PaSyNR

Gaslit Clarity

Of Course I would not ever let Iran “destroy” L.A.
Or San Diego either (‘though what a “small price to pay”
If Iran used its missiles to wipe them BOTH off the map
And leave behind two “sanitized” pieces of LIBERAL CRAP)
COME ON! I was just JOKING about their ANNIHILATION
Being something adding “little” cost to the “equation”!!!

Of Course MY “job” as PRESIDENT is to “protect and serve”

All “cities” in MY Country, even those who have the nerve

To DEFY ME CONTINUALLY! (that “small price”, OK?,

Would be much more than worth it if they BOTH got BLOWN AWAY

But that is something they say I said that’s “backfired” so

I’ll “try to clarify” it in the beam of gaslight’s glow!!!

Of Course I would “prefer” ALL “cities” to be MAGA RED

So all BLUE LIBTARD ones I’d MUCH “prefer” to be made DEAD!

But that Of Course does not mean I’d “encourage” “Iran” to

Remove some DUM WOKE “cities” by dropping a bomb or two!

Despite what MY FOES “think” I “care” about L.A. and San

Diego (well…not “really”, but “gaslight” for now I’ll fan)!!!

8 October 2026

Trump tries to clarify Iran remarks about Los Angeles and San Diego. https://flip.it/CSqZzf

Get A Grip!

“Imagine” if you will a FLEET OF WARSHIPS NAMED FOR ME!

“U.S.S. DONALD J. TRUMPS” as far as your eyes can see!

EVERY “ship” NAMED AFTER ME, EACH “big” one and ALL “small”

Displaying MY TREMENDOUS NAME in “letters” 10 feet tall

Both on their “bows” and on their “sterns” where they apparently

“Write” each “ship’s” name so from now on MY GREAT NAME there will be!!!

Of course because SO MANY “ships” will be named “DONALD TRUMP”

“Numbers” will have to be used on every “ship’s” back rump

And on their pointy ends up front to make it plain to see

Which “U.S.S. DONALD J. TRUMP” each “numbered” one will be

Starting with “DONALD J. TRUMP” with a “1” behind it

And stretching to “infinity” to make ALL “numbers” fit!!!

What a MIGHTY FLEET OF WARSHIPS NAMED FOR ME there’ll be

Once MY NAME on EVERY “bow” and “stern” is there to see!

I hereby declare the RENAMING of MY FLEET commence

With the “ship” whose “name” they’d planned to use gave GREAT OFFENSE

To MUCHO MACHO MAGA MALES - who the HELL wants a “ship”

Named after some black guy named “Doris”? COME ON! GET A GRIP!!!

7 October 2026

Cory Booker says renaming USS Doris Miller after Trump would ‘vandalize’ Navy history. https://flip.it/Qyu0kl
 

Complete Faith

I have COMPLETE FAITH in Hesgeth! I “fulsomely” support

Whatever “military data” in each day’s report

He runs by ME to see how I will be “reacting” to

His DAMNED WAR he said would be over in a day or two!

I’m pretty sure that’s what he said, it didn’t come from ME

But like him I’ve COMPLETELY FAITH it will end “eventually”!!!

I have COMPLETE FAITH in Hegseth! Don’t listen to those who

“Report” MY FIRING HIS ASS is TOO LONG OVERDUE!

NO ONE ELSE looks half as good in “makeup” as does he

When “projecting” what MACHO means to each WOKE DEM COMMIE

Fatty tranny beardo weirdo wimp and radical

MACHO MEN LIKE HIM will from MY “military” cull!!!

I have COMPLETE FAITH in Hesgeth! When he tells ME I sit

On PLENTY of missiles and bombs why would I “question” it?

As MY SECRETARY OF WAR ‘though chosen for his “looks”

He has become very adept at “balancing the books”

Between the “cost” of his WAR running “months” now overtime

And PROFIT made each time I spew “ANNIHILATION’S” line!!!

I have COMPLETE FAITH in Pete Hesgeth PERIOD, OK?

As long as PROFITS “multiply to ME” he’s here to stay

So What if FAKE FRAUD “polls” report MY “approval rates” SUCK

Due partially to he who urged ME to into WAR tuck?

I’ve now made SO MUCH MONEY thanks to his “forever” WAR

I’m planning to keep him like it around forevermore!!!

6 October 2026

‘Unstable by the Hour’: Trump Screams Iran Threat for the 20th Time, Then Bombshell Report Exposes Profane Meltdown at Hegseth He Can’t Explain Away. https://flip.it/OMt.0u

On The Ballot!

I AM THE BALLOT! Just remember that, OK?,
If you do not then come “November” I’ll have HELL TO PAY
If EVIL DUM DEMONCRAT COMMIES mount a mass “blue wave”
That wipes Dear Leader’s “legacy” off “history’s” front page
With FAKE FRAUD “votes” that could “take” BOTH MY “House” and “Senate” too
So VOTE FOR ME, I’ll be on the BALLOT in front of you!!!

I AM ON THE BALLOT! Who Cares who the “girl” or GUY

Is whose “name” appears WITH ME?, you must not even try

To “think” beyond MY NEED for you to VOTE REPUBLICAN

No matter who they are so I retain MY MASTER PLAN

To leave behind MY “legacy” in CONCRETE, STEEL, and NAMES

Throughout DC provided “Congress” in MY GRASP remains!!!

I AM ON THE BALLOT just as surely as if I

Were really “running” rather than whatever “girl” or GUY

Becomes the “she” or HE you ELECT as MY guarantee

Your REPUBLICAN VOTE “proves” your LOYALTY TO ME!

Come “the Midterms” each “vote” you “cast” for MY TOADS REALLY COUNTS

So VOTE FOR ME by VOTING THEM ALL IN by VAST AMOUNTS!!!

5 October 2026

Trump says voting in America is ‘corrupt’ in late-night elections rant ahead of the midterms. https://flip.it/QlvDuT

Super Intelligence

I “know” MORE than “anybody anywhere in the

World! ALL things I hear from “others” sounds to ME like “Duh…”

Because MY STABLE GENIUS “knows” SO MUCH MORE about

EVERYTHING ANYONE ELSE “thinks” they “know” beyond doubt

Only SUPER INTELLIGENCE has half a chance at best

Of ever beating ME in ANY “intelligence test”!!!

NOBODY ELSE ON EARTH has ever known more stuff than I!

“Doctors” with DUM “PhDs” who’ve heard ME speak ALL cry

Because the realize long years of “learning” they put in

Has “taught” them SO MUCH LESS than I “know” they cannot begin

To try to catch up to ME in whatever “field” they “teach”

Because MY “knowledge” in that “field’s” so FAR BEYOND their reach!!!

MY “Brane Power” is on display in “thoughts” I “post” each night!

EVERY “post” I send displays INCREDIBLE INSIGHT

Into whatever “subject” MY Brane chances on while I

Flit randomly from one thing to the next thing flitting by

In MY SUPER INTELLIGENT STABLE GENIUS Brane

Which “knows” MUCH MORE than ALL OTHER “Branes” on EARTH can contain!!!

4 October 2026

Trump branded ‘totally clueless’ as he claims he knows more than ‘anybody anywhere in the world’. https://flip.it/ZOR_RG

As Long As You’re Not

As long as you’re not fatty tranny beardo weirdo or

Wimpy or a radical there’s now need to implore

You who are in the “military” to take one day off

To cast your VOTE for TOADS who’ll remain silent when I “scoff”

At “military members” like you LOSERS I “offend”

By saying I prefer those for whom “captured’s” NOT a trend!!!

As long as you’re not fatty tranny beardo weirdo or

Wimpy or a radical you’ll get time off from WAR
As a “military member” to go out and VOTE
According to Pete Hegseth but your VOTE better connote
It was cast for TOAD “candidates” whose LOYALTY to ME
Ensures after the “midterms” I will still remain JAIL-FREE!!!

As long as you’re not fatty tranny beardo weirdo or
Wimpy or a radical a “day off” is in store

For you to cast your VOTE for TOADS who have ALL promised ME

Once they’re returned to office a JAIL CELL I’ll NEVER see!

So VOTE on the day set aside by Pete Hegseth for you

When if you do NOT VOTE FOR MY TOADIES you I’ll SO SCREW!!!

As long as you’re not fatty tranny beardo weirdo or

Wimpy or a radical Hegseth opened a door

For you to walk through on the day you’ll DEDICATE TO ME

By casting VOTES for TOADS who’ll make MY “Get Out Of Jail Free”

Card remain in effect two more years during which time I

Suppress “the right to vote” SO WELL “future elections” DIE!!!

3 October 2026

Pete Hegseth orders day off for military members to vote. https://flip.it/xGkZW3

Dripped Drops

I “admit” I’ve done a “bad job” not explaining to
“Voters” why MY “economy’s” the BEST they EVER “knew”!
MY STOCK MARKET IS SOARING! What more “proof” should “the poor” need

That things are going GREAT for BILLIONAIRES feasting on “greed”
And as long as MY MARKET’S climbing to the stratosphere
“Trickle Down’s” dripped drops down upon LOSERS are SOON NEAR!!!

VERY SOON the “price of gas” will drop LOWER because

I’ll SOON “make up MY mind” whether to ANNIHILATE SCUZ

Who keep REFUSING to accept GREAT “Peace Terms” I’ve proposed

ALL of which are “SUPER SECRET” so NONE I’ve disclosed

To anyone except Dear Vlad and Ching Chang China “Xi”

Who since no drops have dripped yet are MY SAFETY’S guarantee!!!

And SOON the “cost of food” is bound to be MUCH LOWER too

Although since I’ve NEVER “bought groceries” I don’t have a clue

About what “food” should “cost” because BIG MACS and DIET COKE

Are provided to ME without any need to poke

A hole in MY wallet since at “taxpayer expense”

It never costs ME ANYTHING when MY “meals” I commence!!!

And so although I actually “admit” to a “bad job”

In TOUTING MY ECONOMY to the impoverished mob

Of LOSERS who when it comes to getting RICH have no clue

MY “admission” in NO WAY lets BLAME to ME accrue!

If your “economy” still awaits droppings you can’t find

BLAME BIDEN AND OBAMA for drips like you left behind!!!

2 October 2026

'I've done a bad job': Trump acknowledges voter anger as GOP braces for disaster.  https://flip.it/frrWzJ

MY WAR No More!

MEAN “meme” comments are pouring in about Pete Hegseth saying

His “military” must become “woke free” without delaying!

His desperate hope to hold his job is making him talk “tough”

But under the bus he’ll soon go because enough’s enough

With a WAR he said would be an “overnight success”

Which has dragged on past “seven” months to “eight” of the same MESS!!!

Be prepared to say goodbye to Hegseth VERY SOON

Because HIS “forever WAR” is making MY “polls” swoon

In every poem before this one I had called it “MY WAR”

But that’s not worked out well for ME so I won’t any more!

From now on it’s DUM HEGSETH’S WAR it will be referred to

Which should manage to get MY “polls” back up a point or two!!!

So SCREW YOU, Pete! Unlike MY NAME on other things I want

I don’t want it attached to WAR if YOUR NAME it can taunt

I “wash MY hands” of it, OK?, and rename it for you

So let’s see what your MUCHO MACHO insistence can do

“NO fatties, trannies, beardos, weirdos, wimps, radicals” too

Sounds “tough” but once gone if YOUR WAR goes on YOUR ASS IS THROUGH!!!

1 October 2026

Pete Hegseth just declared the American military a ‘woke free zone’ and of all the funny replies this one hit hardest. https://flip.it/QB2ZWX

'Global laughingstock': Pete Hegseth's anti-'woke' military rant will make you cringe. https://flip.it/4IKFQ9