Laundry List

You have to break a LOT of “eggs” to make an “omelet” that

When “armed conflict” arrives can get you out of ANY “scrap”

You’ve taken an “excursion” into “militarily”

Which they let you call WAR once you get “Congress” to agree

And the BEST “eggs” awaiting breaking are those that involve

HANDOUTS “helping” LOSERS to “impoverishment” resolve!!!

BILLIONS OF DOLLARS better spent on WEAPONS that go BOOM

Are being WASTED on “poor people” whose own “success” DOOM

By being unwilling to pull themselves by “bootstraps” up

Because they know they can skate by on “programs” that disrupt

GOD’S PLAN for “evolution” wherein POORER “humans” FAIL

While WARS make RICH MEN PROSPER and “laws” keep them OUT OF JAIL!!!

And so today MY “laundry list” of WELFARE PROGRAM CUTS

Is as “long” as it has to be to kick POOR LOSERS’ BUTTS

Out of the way so BILLIONS WASTED ON THEM can be freed

Up to fund MY WAR MACHINE that funds OLIGARCH GREED

By contracting “military” MIGHT that CONQUERS ALL

“Foreign” and “domestic’ ENEMIES who ME APPALL!!!

4 April 2026

Donald Trump’s long list of cuts to fund the military met with outrage. https://flip.it/P.r4rl

Inside Trump’s military-heavy, $2.2 trillion budget proposal. https://flip.it/aQaDlt

Reality’s Filled Good

An “emotional support” item is what EVERYONE
NEEDS so say “psychologists” so why has there begun
To be “circulated” on the “internet” as “memes”
VERY MEAN and UNFAIR “criticism” to EXTREMES
About the “item” I NEED for “emotional support”
When “concerns” about MY “Iran” WAR in MY Brane cavort???

The “item” that “emotionally” is “supporting” ME

Is something of which as yet only a BIG HOLE you’ll see

If you look beyond the BARRICADES I’ve had erected

Around the DUMP they made ME “live in” once I’d been selected

In the LANDSLIDE VICTORY I WON BEYOND ALL DOUBT

For the THIRD TIME after FRAUD turned MY SECOND WIN about!!!

Of Course I mean MY GLORIOUS BALLROOM I’ll SOON construct

Once pesky “legal restraints” right now trying to DISRUPT

ME I IGNORE COMPLETELY to get “building” underway

After which I won’t let ANY “law” STOP ME OK?

Before MY GOLDEN BALLROOM STANDS TALL where its HOLE once stood

And its “emotional support” role “reality’s” FILLED GOOD!!!

3 April 2026

Trump mocked after “incredibly demented” brag about “horrendous” White House ballroom. https://flip.it/v4HNMa

Back To The Stone Age

SCREW YOU if you “thought” I’d announce some STUPID “escape plan”
For MY “Iran” WAR! “Escape’s” something NO MUY MACHO MAN
Would EVER “consider” and as MOST MACHO OF ALL
“Presidents” who from MY styrofoam-guilded GOLD hall
RULES THE WORLD with an IRON FIST I’ll NEVER “relax”
Until “Iran” “back to the Stone Age” I’ve sent to the MAX!!!

SCREW YOU if you “thought” I had “planned” to LEAVE MY WAR BEHIND

Before MY TOTAL VICTORY, the MOST BIGLY you’ll find!

NO ONE as MUCHO MACHO as I AM would “contemplate”

“Exiting” from WAR before they’ve made its “ending” GREAT!

So VERY SOON you’ll see I’ve WON IT TOTALLY, OK?,

By BOMBING “back to the “Stone Age” rag-heads I’ve YET TO SLAY!!!

SCREW YOU if you “thought” the “Very Important Announcement” 

I delivered in PRIME TIME! would make “gas price” relent!

On the way to VICTORY “gas” temporarily

May “spike” a bit but SOON “high costs” will FADE from “history”

Once the “Hormuz Straight” “naturally” OPENS UP once I

“Back to the Stone Age” like an “miracle” make “Iran” fly!!!

2 April 2026

Oil prices soar after Trump threatens more Iran strikes. https://flip.it/1SaZ1q

An Important Update!

Forget about your “baseball” game” Forget “Passover” too!
Tonight AN IMPORTANT UPDATE I’ll broadcast to you 
Concerning MY WAR in “Iran” that’s going SO WELL
It may be time to leave to put FORMER “allies” in HELL
Because they would not heed MY call to help ME “open up”
That STUPID “Hormuz Straight” THEIR OIL ALONE does disrupt!!!

Or maybe rather than leaving MY “Iran” WAR behind

I’ll say it’s time to “double down” on KICKING THE BEHIND

Of rag-heads still RESTING LIBERATION MY WAR brought

To their shit-hole so-called “country” where “freedoms” were NOT

Before I KILLED their “Ayatollah” who to them dictated

How they lived before MY BOMBS came to MAKE THEM ELATED!!!

Perhaps I’ll TARGET “infrastructure” of which “war crime” sings

Like “power grids” and “water works” and other “public” things

It would NOT be a “war crime” if such places I DESTROYED

The ONLY “crime” connected to MY WAR is it’s ANNOYED

ME and that’s the GREATEST CRIME EVER perpetuated

On a LIBERATOR who wants “freedoms” with equated!!!

Tune in tonight during PRIME TIME and I can guarantee

A VERY IMPORTANT UPDATE you there will hear from ME

About “Iran” for a few minutes before I then switch

The “topic of conversation” because WAR’S A BITCH

To “sell” and I’d much rather let MY PRIME TIME VIEWERS know

About NEW PLANS for making MY BALLROOM MUCH LARGER GROW!!!

1 April 2026

Trump to give “important update” on Iran tonight in prime time speech. https://flip.it/RBPsCL

Going It Alone

If you’re a FORMER “ally” who would MY Country implore

For “help” GET YOUR OWN OIL! “WE” WON’T HELP YOU ANYMORE!

And by “WE” I mean ME because the ONLY THING THAT MATTERS

In this “Iran” WAR thing YOU BASTARDS caused to shred in tatters

Is HOW STRONG I APPEAR whether or not I really am so

While MY ILL-ADVISED WAR keeps spiraling into “fiasco”!!!

“WE” DON’T NEED ANY so-called “allies” to “OUR” “burdens” share!

“WE’RE” STRONG ENOUGH to WIN WARS by “OURSELVES” so “WE” DON’T “care”

If sometimes in the distant past of so-called “history”

Some kind of “alliance” existed between you and “WE”!

Back then I was NOT COMMANDER IN CHIEF as I’m today

So with ME NOW IN CHARGE “WE” DO NOT NEED YOU! GO AWAY!!!

“OUR” WAR is GOING VERY WELL!, “WE” had ALREADY WON

Right after that “Ayatollah” “WE” BLEW TO KINGDOM COME!

But due to some DUMB “Hormuz Straight” some oil ceased to flow

Which doesn’t matter to “US”, “OUR” land has PLENTY you know

Unlike you STUPID FORMER “allies” who DEPEND ON IT

But REFUSED TO SUPPORT “US” which made things TURN TO SHIT!!!

So GO GET YOUR OWN OIL! “WE” DON’T NEED YOU ANYWAY!

“WE” have all that “WE” need so VERY SOON “WE’LL” END the fray

That has lately DEGENERATED into “endless” WAR

Because UNFAITHFUL FORMER “allies” “opted” to IGNORE

“OUR” summons to SHARE in the GLORY “OUR” WAR will SOON bring

To the ONLY NATION mired neck-deep in the thing!!!

31 March 2026

“Go get your own oil!” Trump tells UK the U.S. won’t “help you anymore” in furious rant. https://flip.it/9552pU

Obsess!

So What if the “Iran” WAR MY “advisors” PROMISED ME
Would be over in ONE DAY or at most “two” or “three”
Continues to RAGE “out of hand” throughout the “Middle East”
To thus increase the PRICE OF EVERYTHING on which you feast?
With that DUMB WAR (NOT MINE!) I’ve grown as BORED as I can be
So rather than “discussing” it here’s something DEAR TO ME!!!

MY AMAZING BALLROOM will from the hole in the ground

I dug beside MY White House soon AMAZINGLY ASTOUND

EVERYONE who sees it from the outside and those few

I invite to dine within for a MILLION or “two”

Look at MY “artist renderings” of it and you’ll agree

Once it’s constructed ONLY I MORE GLORIOUS will be!!!

STOP “thinking” about “how” and “when” that WAR (NOT MINE!) will “end”!

Instead GAZE with “wrapt” WONDER at “renditions” “artists” send

To ME of BEAUTIFUL COLUMNS that will MY BALLROOM bless

They tell ME are “Corinthian” because those MOST IMPRESS

Among all “types” of “columns” (of which there’s others I’m told)

And to make MINE MORE BEAUTIFUL I’ll have them painted GOLD!!!

LOOK AT THESE PHOTOS! LOOK AT THEM! STOP “thinking” about WAR

Which will be ENDING VERY SOON! LOOK! There is NOTHING MORE

IMPORTANT at this time in MY SECOND TERM’S “history”

Than “features” of MY  BALLROOM “designed” to GLORIFY ME!

Which will include MORE COLUMNS than ANY BALLROOM BEFORE!

OBSESS on “Corinthian” COLUMNS! DON’T OBSESS ON WAR!!!

30 March 2026

“Out Of Touch With Reality”: Trump’s Brazen New Rant Leaves Critics “Sickened”. https://flip.it/RaKvMX

Pure Undefiled State

Who better to “sign” EVERY DOLLAR BILL you’ll soon receive
Than one who KNOWS MORE ABOUT MONEY than you can believe?
Of Course that should be ME ALONE, the GREATEST BUSINESSMAN
EVER able to pull off a MULTI-DECADE SCAM
And by so doing ENRICH MYSEF through “graft” and “corruption”
To UNPRECEDENTED LEVELS thanks to “Prez” assumption!!!

MY MONEY “printing presses” I’m now running overtime
To insert MY “signature” along the bottom line
Of EVERY DOLLAR BILL ORDER next to be created

Hereafter to ensure MY EGO’s CONSTANTLY ELATED

When EVERY DOLLAR of the BILLIONS I’ll soon squirrel away

Includes “DONALD J TRUMP” on it in PERMANENT DISPLAY!!!

I’ll also ORDER the ARREST and EXECUTION of

Anyone who around MY NAME “under” or “above”

Writes on any DOLLAR BILL “FUCK” (that would be “above”)

Or “IS A PEDERAST” (under) because they want to shove

Their TRAITOROUS OPINION of their PRESIDENT when bucks

They DEFACE “circulate” to display MY “signature” SUCKS!!!

After a MILLION EXECUTIONS such DEFACEMENT should

DIE OUT along with EVERY TRAITOR who thought their “words” could

SULLY the MAGNIFICENT NAME EVERY BUCK was BLESSED

With DISPLAYING once from “printing presses” it was “pressed”

And “placed in circulation” in its PURE UNDEFACED STATE

To MONEY with “Donald J Trump” FOREVER EQUATE!!!

29 March 2026

Trump’s putting his name on everything - now it’s in your wallet. https://flip.it/7AO6rM

Who Cares?

MY Tip Top Toad Mike Toady Johnson has again come through!

The ‘deal” to fund the TSA that through the “Senate” flew

Which would have shortened “check-in lines” now growing “miles” long

Will lengthen them instead thanks to Toad Mike’s House MAGA throng

Of EXTREME RIGHT Republicans who care much more about

REPRESENTING ME than those who may soon VOTE THEM OUT!!!

I’ll have to replace EVERY RINO in MY “Senate” but

So far Toady Mike’s been able to make MY “House” Toads strut

The fine straight line that PLEASES ME and NOT do ANYTHING

That OFFENDS ME because they know if they do so I’ll fling

Them UNDER THE BUS if they EVER DARE try to DEFY

ME in ANY WAY or about things I do ask “why?”!!!

So What if “check-in lines” are “long”? I fly by PRIVATE PLANE

As do MY RICH “friends” so Who Cares if POOR PEOPLE complain

About “check-in delays” - RICH PEOPLE FLY WHENEVER WE 

WANT without standing in DUMB “lines” an ETERNITY!

If you do you’re a LOSER without the INHERITANCE 

It takes to skip “lines” and FLY FREE at “taxpayer” expense!!!

28 March 2026

There was a deal to fund the TSA! Then Mike Johnson got involved. https://flip.it/OCLwDi

Nobody Told Me!

The “price” of OIL will be WHAT I SAY IT IS, OK?,

Once I have blown the last rag-heads who closed some “straight” away!

Those BASTARDS had the “nerve” to “think” they’d keep DEFYING ME

After MY “Peace Plan”, the GREATEST PLAN in “history”

I took the time to “offer” them to OIL again score

Through that “Straight of Hormuz” so MY NEW PLAN’ to BOMB THEM MORE!!!!

What I first called a “war” which then an “excursion” became

A “military operation” they want ME to name

Because apparently I “should have got” “permission” to

DECLARE “WAR” from Toads in “Congress” I already knew

Would say it was OK to BOMB THE HELL out of “Iran”

So why DELAY when I “knew” MY Toads would APPROVE MY PLAN???

MY “WAR excursion operation” militarily

Thanks to MY NO NEED FOR “APPROVAL” PLAN went SWIMMINGLY

Ans would have been WON on DAY ONE but for some twist of fate

That placed near “Iran’s” territory some DUMB “Hormuz Straight”

Through which apparently some OIL “daily” had passed through

Which NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT so NOT of it I “knew”!!!

Whatever they say I should call “WAR” it’s still “WAR” to ME

A WAR that should have ENDED after “Iran” I MADE FREE

But thanks to MY INCOMPETENT “Advisors” on it goes

Because that STUPID “Straight of Hormuz” those rag-heads did close

Never was a “factor” in MY TREMENDOUS WAR PLAN

Because NOBOBY TOLD ME OIL flowed ‘straight” past “Iran”!!!

27 March 2026

Trump Thinks He Can Magically Control the Price of Oil. https://flip.it/64xfP9

Trump calls the Iran conflict a military operation. https://flip.it/A5ZLa6

Necessarily

Listen to Toad Johnson! Listen as close as you can

And you will hear that we are SO NOT AT WAR with “Iran”!

MY “troop deployment” underway’s a VERY DIFFERENT thing

From putting “boots on the ground” claims MY FOES against ME fling!

“Deployment” just means I am “moving” “troops” from “A” to “B”

And where their “boots” arrive is NOT WAR necessarily!!!!

I could be “deploying” those “troops” to LOTS of places where

There has NEVER EVER been ANY kind of WARFARE!

I’ve no “idea” where that could be but FOES should NOT assume

That just because they’re heading to the “Middle East” they’ll soon

Be involved in “armed conflict” - NOT necessarily!

Maybe they’re on an OCEAN CRUISE that is FREE thanks to ME!!!

Toad Johnson NEVER LIES so you can totally believe

Him when he says WE’RE NOT AT WAR so there’s no need to grieve

For MY Marines I have “deployed” to wherever the ship

They “deploy” on ends up so MY FOES should GET A GRIP

On their “concerns” about “boots on the ground” because you see

“Boots” on ships AREN’T on “ground”, they’re on “sea” necessarily!!!

26 March 2026

House Speaker Mike Johnson still says the U.S. isn’t at war with Iran - Troop deployments be damned. https://flip.it/L9N_LB