Screw “S”

You see? Just like I told you! There is REALLY going to be
A SHIELD OF AMERICA like I said on TV
Except they told ME to put “s” at the end of a word
To make it “plural” because as by now you may have heard
Of “22” so-called “nations” invited to MY “summit”
“12” showed up so that’s “plural” because more than “half” done it!!!

Of Course I told those spic-speakers I was NOT going to learn

Their damn “language” since I’m BUSY making “Iran” BURN

Even though I’m pretty good at “language learning” skills

They all speak ENGLISH anyway so why take extra pills

To “focus” MY GENIUS Brane on learning with ease

Their garbled “lingo” I won’t need to hear after they leave???

In the photo of ME and the “12” who bothered showing

Up you may have noticed someone missing who is NEVER going

To be up on stage with ME: MY “Special Envoy” who

PISSED ME OFF SO MUCH I want with her NOTHING TO DO

Kristi “Puppy Killer” Noem I off-stage had sat

In the corner because on ME she in public shat!!!

Gnome Noem’s DUMB ENOUGH to think she really has a job

Especially created as part of MY SPIC-SHIELD mob

She probably “believes” that as MY “Special Envoy” she

Will be doing something somebody someday will see

But I made her sit in the corner so she’s seen as SCUM

By MY SHIELD OF AMERICA (SCREW “s” - THERE’S ONLY ONE!!!)

8 March 2026

“Shield of Americas” summit: Trump to Latin America leaders, “I’m not learning your damn language”. https://flip.it/7-re92

Gnome had to sit in the corner. https://flip.it/vggs41

It Doesn’t Really Matter

As MY blonde bimbo “spokes-girl” said it “doesn’t really matter”

If Russian “intelligence” is “helping” “Iran” splatter

A VERY FEW “soldiers” who I have ORDERED “in harm’s way”

Because “casualties” ALWAYS HAPPEN when there’s WAR, OK?

Besides they’ll SOON SURRENDER so they CAN’T kill many more

Plus NOTHING MY pal Vlad has done has EVER made ME sore!!!

As MY blonde bimbo Leavitt said it “matters” NOT AT ALL

If Russian “intelligence” in Iran’s hands should fall

Because the WEAPONS I COMMAND will OVERWHELMINGLY 

Make Iran BEG TO SURRENDER VERY SOON to ME

So why should I be “concerned” about “intelligence” that

MY buddy Putin may or may not have pulled from his hat???

As MY blonde bimbo “mouthpiece” said it “matters” NOT A HOOT

If Russian “intelligence” shows Iran where to shoot

Because VERY SOON I’ll have a whole lot MORE MISSILES than they

Had even before they had started throwing them away

At “locations” NOWHERE NEAR Mar-a-Lago so why

Be “concerned” with “intelligence” that’s makes some shit-holes fry???

As MY blonde bimbo “implied” what would “matter” would be lack

Of MY “fact-based feeling” that Iran PLANNED TO ATTACK

Which is why declaring WAR on Iran was REQUIRED

To begin MY WAR before that “feeling” had expired

Because NO “feeling” sticks around in MY GENIUS brane

For long before it’s TACO “opposite” I entertain!!!

As MY blonde bimbo “indicated” ONLY ONE THING “matters”

When it comes to WAR and that’s to leave “opponents” SHATTERED

Which is EXACTLY what MY WAR is doing so I say

IT DOESN'T MATTER if “intelligence” from Vlad’s in play

And even if the stuff he gives to Iran kills a few

More “solders” it won’t “matter” because SURRENDER’s SOON due!!!

7 March 2026

Russia is helping Iran target U.S. military forces, officials say. https://flip.it/kEgXIm

Karoline Leavitt Downplays Reports Putin Is Helping Iran Target US Troops : “Doesn’t Really Matter”. https://flip.it/ep0NNJ. 

Trump “Had a Feeling, Based on Fact” That There Was an Immanent Iran threat, White House says. https://flip.it/lbA4as

Trump demands unconditional surrender from Iran, mentions regime change. https://flip.it/bJ0iWj

A Snitch Too Far

So many had been telling ME Kristi at her “job” blew

For many “months” but I kept her around because I “knew”

How good she looks in GREAT BIG HATS and ICE cosplay clothes and

How good she was at killing “creatures” who get out of hand

And if you’re not “underage girl” I care how you “look”

Plus you’re OK with “executions” you’re good in MY book!!!

AS MY “Director of Homeland Security” she had

Been doing a “job” good enough to make Nazi Steve glad

Her ICE GOONS bringing ORDER to blue cities far and wide

May have caused a DEATH or two but those she’d swept aside

Because you have to “break a few eggs” to an “omelette” make

And ESTABLISHING ORDER MANY “omelettes” does take!!!

So I could have cared less about PROTESTERS her GOONS SHOT

Or about some “rumor” about a “bedroom” she got

Built into the private plane she left her blankie on

Or about its “pilot” her “boyfriend” told to be gone

As long as she kept finding ALIENS under each rock

Turned over by her ICE GOONS nothing she did could ME shock!!!

But although I knew she was as DUMB as “women” can be

I’d not thought she was DUMB ENOUGH to BLAME SOMETHING ON ME

Which she did by answering “um…yes” when “grillers” asked

If I had “known about” and “agreed with” MILLIONS she’d passed

To an 8-day old “company” on which those she knew sat

Which was A SNITCH TOO FAR for ME so upon her I shat!!!

But to appease some MAGAS a NEW “job” for her I’ve planned

To “create from scratch” to remove sting from MY “backhand”:

In MY “dismissal” message I informed her she’ll be MY

“Special Envoy” to THE SHIELD OF AMERICA I

Will announce on “Saturday” if by then I’ve come up

With what it is that makes her “reemployment” so abrupt!!!

6 March 2026

How Kristi Noem finally lost Trump - and her job. https://flip.it/_3zk2-

Exit Fee

I told those STUPID “tourists” that they had better NOT go

To the “Middle East” before I started MY shit show

That’s “stranded” them throughout the “region” with no way to leave

To which Hesgeth said “Suck It” (why should we their “plight” relieve?)

But that “Suck It” attitude BACKFIRED ON ME so

I’m being “forced” AGAINST MY WILL to help those LOSERS go!!!

MY admin’s “under fire” but what the Hell can I say

IT’S NOT MY FAULT “thousands” have “stranded” THEMSELVES in “harm’s way”!

I WARNED THEM not to travel to the “Mid East” right before

I ORDERED MY WAR MACHINE to “release the dogs of war”

So it’s THEIR FAULT they’ve “stranded” THEMSELVES in the “Middle East”

Because I TOLD THEM NOT TO GO before WAR I released!!!

I guess I’ll have to “authorize” a “relief fight” or two

To at least “go through the motions” of “mounting a rescue”

But “emergency flights” AREN’T CHEAP, the costs they add are MORE

Than I planned to spend on MY NOT A FOREVER WAR

So OK, I’ll fly some away, but to them I’ll make plain

They’ll be PAYING AN EXIT FEE before they can deplane!!!

5 March 2026

Trump administration under fire as thousands of Americans are stranded in war zone. https://flip.it/-AGTyb

Are you an American stuck in a war zone? “Suck it”, says Pentagon. https://flip.it/VZrIF_

White House says Trump administration warned tourists not to travel to Middle East ahead of Iran strikes.

 https://flip.it/Q5JjDo

As Wars Go

As WARS go the one I’ve just begin in “Iran” will be
A VERY STABLE WAR because it’s been begun by ME
And as “Presidents” go NO STABLER ONE you’ll find
Throughout “history” because I leave them ALL behind
When it comes to STABILITY a GENIUS needs most
To STABLY turn rag-head shit-hole “countries” into TOAST!!!

As WARS go NONE has EVER been as STABLE as the one

MY VERY STABLE GENIUS began that’s now begun

To “spread throughout” the “Middle East” wherever that may be

In an “expanding conflagration” for which DON’T BLAME ME

It never was MY VERY STABLE GENIUS “intent”

To “World War III” from MY ATTACK on “Iran” so foment!!!

As WARS go the EPIC FURY ATTACK I approved

Should have resulted in SURRENDER right after I’d moved

MY “ships” and “planes” into the “region” in MASS QUANTITIES

And turned the “Ayatollah” and his “generals” into cheese

MY VERY STABLE GENIUS “thought” that “decapitation”

Would fill ALL those “freed” from “dictatorship” with JUBILATION!!!

As WARS go apparently MINE hasn’t “gone as planned”

Instead of ENDING ON DAY ONE it’s getting “out of hand”

By “expanding” rapidly “throughout” the “Middle East” 

Where it’s begun “impacting” EVERY “nation” most to least

That may be “tough” for those shit-holes and maybe “Europe” to

But HEY! - MY BALLROOM “plans” are going like I want them to!!!

4 March 2026

A Very Stable War. https://flip.it/Y2kS4v

“Gold Plated Monstrosity” : Trump’s $400M ballroom plans inundated with negative comments as public weighs in. https://flip.it/kPsCZi

On A Roll!

It’s time to cast faint praise upon that closeted old gay

Who’s MY BEST ass-kissing toad when it comes to the fray
I just enmeshed us in with “Iran” for some unknown reason

I’ll come up with if not by “spring” then by next “summer’s” season
Because as Graham says when it comes to WAR I’m ON A ROLL
With “Cuba” NEXT to be ATTACKED without clear-stated “goal”!!!

“Trial balloons” I first sent aloft up “North” to see

If “Canada” and “Greenland” would WITHOUT WAR bow to ME

That “proved” beyond doubt not backing up THREATS with BOMBS will fail ya

So using “drugs” as MY “excuse” I ATTACKED “Venezuela”!

And since that shit-hole “country” SURRENDERED TO ME SO QUICK

I “thought” I’d get the same “results” WHEREVER WAR I’d flick!!!

And so maybe due partly to MY buddy Bibi I

Decided WAR I’d next ROLL “East” to make “Iran” lands FRY

Because “North” hadn’t “worked” (yet) and I’d already ROLLED “South”

So why not ROLL “East” next to KILL that “Ayatollah” louse?

So “Middle Eastward” off I ROLLED but unlike down “South” they

HAVE REFUSED TO SURRENDER and it’s been MORE THAN ONE DAY!!!

Lindsey’s right - I’M ON A ROLL! and “Cuba” will be next

But it’s hard to “plan” new INVASIONS because I’m SO VEXXED

About those rag-heads REFUSING to SURRENDER TO ME

Like I’d been “advised” by FOX they’d do DAY ONE EASILY

I guess MY Country will be “bogged down” in “Iran” a while

To NOT repeat the MESS in “Cuba” NUKES on them I’ll pile!!!

3 March 2026

“Cuba’s Next” Says Lindsey Graham As Illegal Trump-Israel War On Iran Kills Hundreds. https://flip.it/_1_z6U

Have They Surrendered Yet?

WHY HAVEN’T THEY SURRENDERED YET??? I’ve “urged” them that they should

By “decapitating” their DUMB “Ayatollah” GOOD

And POUNDING their so-called “cities” into BLOODY PASTE

And KILLING underage girls (which to ME was SUCH A WASTE)

WHY HAVEN’T THEY SURRENDERED YET??? MY “advisors” told ME

Right after MY ATTACK they would QUIT IMMEDIATELY!!!

I guess it’s time to “urge” them to SURRENDER once again

This time by “promising” that to them I’ll be a GREAT “friend”

As long their “military forces” ALL agree

To BEG FOR MERCY before ME down upon bended knee

Once they do I’LL END MY WAR and start taking their OIL

But if they don’t do it QUICK they’ll be making MY BLOOD BOIL!!!

What’s That? They sill haven’t SURRENDERED despite each new TREAT

I’ve SCREAMED AT THEM while “promising” I will all their heads pet

If they OBEY and join their “citizens” to OVERTHROW

The INTOLERABLE CONDITIONS “dictatorships” know

So like all those I DOMINATE they’ll once on their knees get

HAPPY BEING RULED BY ME …have they surrendered yet???

2 March 2026

Donald Trump urges Iranian military forces to surrender. https://flip.it/.cEy5Z

Good As Any

What the Hell was MY “strategy”, What the Hell was MY “plan”

For “deciding” it was time to start WAR with “Iran”?

You may well ask but do NOT expect a “reason” from ME

Who knows what I was “thinking” when MY BOMBERS I set free?

There are so many possible “reasons” for why I “chose”

To MY Country to “Forever WAR” again expose!!!

Maybe the “reason” why I “announced” WAR at 2AM

Was to prevent “Iran” from possessing NUKE BOMBS again

Which they had been about to gain in just a week or “three”

So maybe that’s the “reason” behind MY WAR “strategy”

(So What if after MY LAST ATTACK I said I’d DESTROYED

Their “Nuclear Capacity” I’m again with annoyed???)

Or maybe like I said in those wee dark hours of night

“REGIME CHANGE!” was the “reason” I went spoiling for a fight

Because the so-called “Ayatollah” needed taking down

To stop “Iran” from being run by a DUMB INEPT CLOWN

Which NEVER “works” - just look at how America had been

Run under by CLOWN BIDEN before LANDSLIDE swept ME in!!!

Or maybe it was to test “one way drones” I had created

(WHICH WORKED! so wonder “Whisky” Hesgeth is feeling ELATED)

Or maybe it was to demo MY MUCHO MACHONESS

By creating yet another MUCHO MACHO MESS

Or maybe it was some “random idea” that floated through

What’s left of MY “Frontal Lobe” that’s got “World War Three” due!!!

Who “knows” if MY “reason” was ONLY “one” ALONE or “many”?

As LESBIAN BITCH “Maddow” said your guess is good as any

But there’s a “reason” I ASSURE YOU that it SO WAS NOT:

I did NOT usher “World War Three” in due to “Epstein” ROT!

“Distracting” from those DAMNED FILES was NOT the “reason” why

I’ve just ENSURED (because IT’S WAR, OK?) “soldiers” will DIE!!!

1 March 2026

“It’s not true” Trump’s reasons for Iran attacks questioned. https://flip.it/g8_1Ob

Donald Trump Can’t Even Explain Pretend To Explain The Plan For Iran. https://flip.it/mw4mrb

Rachel Maddow: “Your guess…is as good as any” why Trump “has just started this war” with Iran. https://flip.it/sGuM5O

Applied Machoness

To shove MY PRESIDENTIAL POWER once more to the fore
I’ve just ORDERED MY Country to again GO TO HOT WAR!
“Iran” had been refusing to do what I’d been DEMANDING
So after MUCH “deliberation” DESTRUCTION is fanning
Down on shit-hole “cities” across shit-hole “Iran” to
Show rag-heads when it comes to MACHONESS MINE SHINES CLEAR THROUGH!!!

To show I’ve got MORE MUCHO MACHONESS than others who

Got to be “President” without LANDSLIDE WINS like MY “two”

I’ve ORDERED planes and submarines to MACHONESS display

By turning shit-hole “Iran’s” shit-hole “cities” on this day

Into SMOKING HEAPS OF RUBBLE that PROVE BEYOND DOUBT

When it comes to MUCHO MACHONESS MINE’S got MOST CLOUT!!!

To spotlight MUCHO MACHONESS of which I’m MOST ENDOWED

“Iran’s” just the “first” place MY MACHONESS under plowed

Because after I’ve “reduced” its “cities” to RUBBLE HEAPS

BOMBS and MISSILES I’ll next deploy to RUBBLIZE those creeps

“Living” in shit-hole “cities” in “Cuba” and “Greenland” too

To PROVE MY MUCHO MACHONESS can ANY shit-hole SCREW!!!

Soon other shit-hole “countries” in the WORLD except of course

RUSSIA, HUNGARY, and other lands that set the course

Of “dictatorship” on which I’ve MY Country too placed

Will find their “cities” by MY MUCHO MACHONESS ERASED

Until they see the “error of their ways” and ALL agree

To to MY MUCHO MACHONESS bow down on BENDED knee!!!

And HEY!…if as “rumor” has it MY “Iran” HOT WAR is

Yet “another attempt” to “distract” from “Epstein” biz

Although “distraction” may not have been MY “professed” GOAL I

Would WELCOME IT if makes “Epstein File” questions die

Down a bit before they start up once again and I

Have to “deliberate” where MACHONESS I’ll next apply!!!

28 February 2026

Trump deliberated on Iran for weeks. His “massive and ongoing” operation comes with acknowledgement US lives could be lost.  https://flip.it/Xctxpw

Draft Dodger Trump Has Found Another Way To Screw America. https://flip.it/6MTn9h

Start Selling

How can ANYBODY “doubt” a GOLDEN AGE I’m in

Along with fine OLIGARCH “friends”?, it’s never ever been

A better time for RICH WHITE MEN to through “graft” and “corruption”

INCREASE our “obscene” WEALTH by IGNORING “legal” disruption

Because he who has the GOLD makes the RULES and that means I

As RULER can make LOTS OF GOLD to ME and RICH “friends” fly!!!

MY BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL I got MY TOAD “congress” to pass

Made IMMENSE RICHES “trickle up” by kicking the ass

Of everyone who’s NOT AS FILTHY RICH as “all get out”

Because making RICH MEN RICHER is what that bill’s about

And NOT some “great deal” I claimed it was for the “working” POOR

Who as long as they “think” it is keep it “working” for sure!!!

BELIEVE ME! - “You” live in a SUPER DUPER GOLDEN AGE

Provided you STAY RICH and don’t with “poverty” engage

Because MY GOLDEN AGE won’t guarantee VAST WEALTH FOREVER

Unless your STOCK MARKET INVESTMENTS weather stormy weather

Which they WILL NOT unless you who BOUGHT LOW START SELLING HIGH

Once MY DOW (50K just last week!!!) begins to DIE!!!

27 February 2026

Golden Age? Americans doubt Trump’s claims of booming economy as midterms https://flip.it/Vv4P1O