Soon To The Moon

MY MARKET was at 50,000 just the other day
When Bimbo Bondi boasted about it during the fray
DEMONCRATS launched against her as they’ve done yet again
To DEMONIZE her for to ME being a LOYAL “friend”
So WTF IS HAPPENING?, that 50K is now
DOWN TO LESS THAN 46K TODAY! HOLY COW!!!

MY WAR I launched against “Iran” is obviously NOT

The reason why that 50K MY MARKET WAS got shot!

You CAN’T BLAME ME or MY WAR for making MY MARKET “crash”

I ATTACKED “Iran” because MY “feeling” was they’d BASH

MY Country so the “imminent threat” they were posing I

COUNTERED with BOMBS and MISSILES I “strategically” let fly!!!

MY WAR’s thus UNRELATED to MY MARKET’s “crash”, you see?

It’s BIDEN and OBAMA who caused it obviously

Because they are SO JEALOUS of the GREAT ECONOMY

I managed to from both their DUMPSTER FIRES rapidly

Turn around completely which is why MY 50K

Created such a “challenge” for them to with do away!!!

But NEVER FEAR!, I have a “feeling” in MY “gut” that SOON

MY MARKET will be headed STRAIGHT AGAIN UP TO THE MOON

Once ICE GOONS I’ve deployed to FIND, ARREST, and HAUL AWAY

BIDEN, OBAMA, and ALL DEMS who’ve lately made it fray

Around the edges from which SOON it will be back on track

To put MY and RICH “friends” “portfolios” back in the “black”!!!

19 March 2026

“What is he doing?”: New threats emerge for Trump’s economy as war drags on. https://flip.it/uOscv3

Moody’s delivers blunt verdict on recession. https://flip.it/8tUsMM

Strong Enough!

It could have been predicted that COWARDS in “France” and “Spain”
And “Germany” would all have from MY CALL FOR HELP restrain
Because each FORMER “ally” is a TRAITOR through and through
Who when it comes to LOYALTY TO ME has NOT ONE CLUE
So SCREW THEM ALL, I don’t need any “allies” anyway

I’m STRONG ENOUGH ALONE to make that “Hormuz Strait” give way!!!

Who Cares if EVERY “European nation” did refuse

To send WARSHIPS to help ME “open” MY “Strait of Hormuz”?

My so-called “plea” was a SURPRISE TEST I gave to those shits

To PROOVE the label of  “COWARD” to ALL their “nations” fits

So in no way am I surprised: MY SURPRISE TEST has shown

You don’t need COWARDS when you’re STRONG ENOUGH to FIGHT ALONE!!!

But even I have to admit I’m somewhat “disappointed”

That CHINA too refused to help make MY WAR less disjointed

Because those slant-eyed chinks on “Middle East” oil depend

So I’d have thought they’d JUMP AT THE CHANCE of being MY “friend”

I guess they’re COWARDS too so after that “strait’s” straightened out

BY ME ALONE along with “Europe” I’ll KNOCK THEM ABOUT!!!

SCREW EVERY so-called “nation” that’s REFUSED TO BECOME GREAT

By joining ME in “opening up” that DUMB “Hormuz Strait”!

I DON’T NEED ANYBODY’S “HELP”, I’M STRONG ENOUGH ALONE

To open up that STUPID “strait” through which OIL is prone

To flow out through to places where live COWARDS WHO REFUSE

TO SUPPORT ME so after “Iran” them too I’ll ABUSE!!!

18 March 2026

“A real crossroads”: Donald Trump, his “great test”, and the fine line walked by U.S. allies. https://flip.it/ZV1Ja6

China ignores Trump’s Hormuz request as the Iran war deepens and his Beijing visit slips. https://flip.it/qUD2Gd

Rulings Against

The DAMNED so-called “judiciary” is “ruling” that I
Can’t do WHATEVER I WANT TO when doing it floats by
MY STABLE GENIUS Brane as the next “random idea”
I “decide” to do before the next “idea” draws near
Which I “decide” to do before the last thing I “decided” 
To do is not yet done so in MY Brane remains resided!!!

This “tendency” to move along from one thing to the next

Lately applies to “legal” things that TOTALLY ME vex

Because each next thing in MY Brane’s  one FIGHT after another

With so-called “judges” RULING AGAINST ME so it’s no wonder

That every “post” I “post” in wee dark hours every night

Are ANGRY TIRADES against LIBERAL “rulings” THAT AREN’T RIGHT!!!

Night after night MY “posts” RAGE OUT to BITTERLY COMPLAIN

That each new RULING AGAINST ME is “patently” INSANE

Because NO “judge” can RESTRICT ME from doing AS I PLEASE

Whenever something new to do comes wafting on the breeze

Into MY Brane as the next thing to do that’s even more

“Illegal” than the last thing RULINGS AGAINST made ME sore!!!

17 March 2026

Trump is losing one battle after another. Cue the posts. https://flip.it/KiOWkF

Only Rubble Everywhere

“High fuel costs” are a SMALL PRICE TO PAY I am telling you!

Gas will be back to LESS THAN TWO BUCKS in a week or two

Or in at most a month or maybe “two” or perhaps “three”

If as that rich guy said prices stay “unfortunately”

“High” for JUST A BIT LONGER before they’re downward bound

Right after ONLY RUBBLE EVERYWHERE in “Iran’s” found!!!

ONLY RUBBLE EVERYWHERE will also be remaining

Of DEMONCRATIC “criticism” if they keep complaining

About how MY WAR’s going because IT IS GOING GREAT

And any day or month now it’s bound SOON to dissipate

And fade off like a miracle like “Covid” did before

I WAS ROBBED before LANDSLIDING BACK to WAGE MY WAR!!!

So HAVE NO FEAR for VERY SOON “gas” will again be CHEAP

Right after what’s left of “Iran” becomes a RUBBLE HEAP

And EVERY rag-head’s DEAD because they refused to agree

The smartest thing they could have done was SURRENDER TO ME

For UNDER RUBBLE EVERYWHERE vast OIL FIELDS will be

Waiting to LOWER YOUR GAS PRICES astronomically!!!

16 March 2026

Trump raises Democratic attacks by downplaying high fuel prices sparked by Iran war. https://flip.it/6H7EGL

Penalty Flagrancy

If you “report” HOAX NEWS about MY “Iran” WAR then MY
FCC Chair will make your “broadcast license” go bye-bye!
The ONLY “coverage” of MY WAR I’ll allow “broadcast”
Is PRAISE for TOTAL VICTORY that’s COMING SOON at last 
Which is just a bit “overdue” since back when I’d begun
MY WAR which was told would END by the END OF DAY ONE!!!

DAY ONE’s long gone as is WEEK ONE and TWO, which means WEEK THREE

Will surely bring the END of “conflict” TOTALLY

So “three” is now the ONLY WAR “end date” I will allow

“Media” to “broadcast” and it’s too delayed somehow

Then the NEXT “end date” I’ll allow be “broadcast” better  be

EXACTLY what I say it is if your “license” you’d see!!!

It’s HOAX NEWS that MY FCC just “hatched” a “fascist plot”

To “suppress news reporting” that MY NEXT “end date” has got

About as much chance as DAY ONE had and WEEK ONE will see

And as much as EACH “subsequent end date” can “guarantee”!

But ANY “coverage” of “end date failure” or “delay”

By ANY “broadcast station” will take their “license” away!!!

15 March 2026

Trump’s FCC Chair Threatens to Pull FCC Licenses Over Negative Iran War Coverage.  https://flip.it/fjFckE

Trump Goon Threatens Broadcasters Over “Hoax” War Coverage. https://flip.it/vUVgSE

Trump’s FCC Chairman faces backlash after threatening broadcasters over Iran war coverage: “Flagrantly anti- First Amendment”. https://flip.it/GxHhxj

You Have To Say

MY “Secretary of WAR” looks the part you have to say

When it comes to MACHO when “facts” don’t get in the way

Before each new THREAT he makes of EXPANDING MY WAR he

Expands the make-up on his face to “militarily”

Appear to be the FORCEFUL LEADER he’s required to

Be to convince “real generals” RESPECT to him is due!!!

MY “Secretary of WAR” “talks the talk” you have to say

That should have made “Iran” SURRENDER in ONLY ONE DAY

Which they did not do so he has to THREATEN EVER LOUDER

That he will turn MORE “population” into BLOODY CHOWDER

Like THEY DID to those “schoolgirls” with the “Tomahawk” that THEY

Had obviously SOLEN from U.S. FORCES away!!!

MY “Secretary of WAR” “walks the walk” you have to say

In each more “frantic” effort to FORCE VICTORY MY WAY

But “looking”, sounding”, and “walking” the part has NOT conveyed

“Confidence’” he’s bringing an END to the cavalcade

Of “consequences” of MY WAR that each day more spills through

The ECONOMY I FIXED that Joe Biden did SCREW!!!

MY “Secretary of WAR” WON’T last long I have to say

In his position if VICTORY he’s NOT FORCED MY way

VERY SOON as he “promised” ME it most surely would

Once their “Ayatollah” and his “generals” he’d KILLED GOOD

Which “walking the walk” of WAR did but THEY STILL WON’T SURRENDER

Despite his “talking the talk” THREATS and “looks” make-up can render!!!

14 March 2026

The dangerous significance of Pete Hesgeth’s “no quarter” Iran war pledge. https://flip.it/3p_Z1a

Pete Hesgeth’s manly act is backfiring. https://flip.it/Mu4-2m

Unfortunately

Unfortunately Senator Rick Scott was heard to say
Prices would “unfortunately” keep going the way
They have unfortunately been going since MY “Iran” WAR
Unfortunately DID NOT END in a “few” days (no more!)
As I unfortunately had been ill-advised it would
By “advisors” who unfortunately are NO DAMNED GOOD!!!

Unfortunately the “Internet” has been going crazy

Because Scott’s “net worth” is unfortunately not too hazy

He is unfortunately worth around $500 million

Which unfortunately means high prices won’t be killin’

His ability to “thrive” while unfortunately

POOR LOSERS won’t unfortunately live so easily!!!

Unfortunately Scott is being seen to “represent”

Those those POOR LOSERS unfortunately call “the 1%”

Which is truly unfortunate because it isn’t true:

Scott’s $500 Million isn’t unfortunately due

To making him a “1%er” unfortunately

Which unfortunately for him it takes A BILLION to be!!!

Unfortunately therefore all mean memes swirling around

The “Internet” unfortunately aren’t on solid ground

When they mock Rick Scott for saying unfortunately

Prices will unfortunately higher yet still be

Because they incorrectly think he’s unfortunately

Among the 1% he unfortunately can’t yet be!!!

13 March 2026

The Whole Internet Lost It After Sen. Rick Scott Said Prices Are “Unfortunately” Going Up. - And Yes, He’s Reportedly Worth $500M. https://flip.it/vJ0pfd

Under The Bus

You will NOT be shocked, shocked I tell you, to learn about how
MY “advisors” advised ME to into “Iran” plow
With MILITARY MIGHT backed by ASSURANCE there would be
A FAST and TOTAL VICTORY attributed to ME
But so far that’s NOT the result of THEIR “endeavor” so
UNDER THE BUS each of them who “ill-advised” ME go!!!

MY so-called “son-in-law” UNDER THE BUS I’m throwing first

Along with “real estate” Wycoff whose “advice” was the WORST

When it came to “diplomacy” of which both had NO CLUE

Then UNDER THE BUS MY “Secretary of WAR” next goes too

Because he “advised” ME VICTORY I’d SWIFTLY achieve

In LESS THAN A DAY after I’d made dumb rag-heads there grieve!!!

To finish round one of MY UNDER THE BUS carousel

Of “advisors” thrown there because THEIR WAR’S NOT GONE WELL

Little Mario will also be in line to see

What undersides of busses look like when “advice” to ME

Results in MAKING ME LOOK BAD which as CAPITAL SIN

Goes is the WORST SIN any “advisor” can begin!!!

Because as all know I’M NEVER for ANYTHING to “blame”

You WON’T be shocked, shocked I tell you, when you hear ME explain

That is was MY “advisors” who DUMPED ME INTO THIS MESS

By ASSURING ME THEIR WAR with “Iran” would ME BLESS

With PRAISE for RAPID VICTORY whereas instead there’s FUSS

So each of their “ill-advised” asses go UNDER THE BUS!!!

12 March 2026

“Leave Me Out Of This!” Trump Starts Rattling off the Advisors Who Dumped Him Into This Mess… https://flip.it/pxPo7d

Any Damn Thing

Of Course MY “Secretary of WAR” is spending a bunch!

It’s IMPORTANT to IMPRESS those you invite to lunch

With EXPENSIVE food you serve them every time they eat

Because fine food PROVES NOBODY can your WAR MACHINE beat

For if you’ve got CASH needed to buy LOBSTERS by the TON

Imagine the CASH you’ve got to spend on WARS you’ve begun!!!

MY “Secretary of WAR” knows EXACTLY what to do

To IMPRESS so-called “allies” who HAVEN’T GOT A CLUE

About the VAST AMOUNTS OF CASH “modern” WARFARE now takes

To ATTACK without “strategy” and COVER UP “mistakes”

Like BOMBING YOUR ENEMY into TOTAL SUBMISSION

Based on a “feeling” based on “fact” NOT based on “stated mission”!!!

DO NOT DARE “criticize” MY “Secretary of WAR” for

His LOBSTERS, CRABS, and PIANOS, ALL of which we need for

Proving that AMERICA has MORE CASH than we need

To WAGE WAR ANYWHERE ON EARTH at SUPERSONIC SPEED

In fact it proves we can afford ANY DAMN THING WE CHOOSE

To EAT, PLAY MUSIC ON, or WAGE WARS CASH WON’T LET US LOSE!!!

11 March 2026

War Rations https://flip.it/lpZ0Co

Very Complete Beginning

MY “Iran” WAR as I just stated is VERY COMPLETE

And also just THE BEGINNING because BOTH “times” compete

With each other inside MY STABLE GENUIS Brane

To “quantify” the amount of “time” MY WAR will remain

Before its POWER TO DISTRACT from Epstein loses steam

And like a miracle has faded away like a dream!!!

MY WAR is VERY COMPLETE because the COMPLETE DESTRUCTION

Of that shit-hole has ALMOST COMPLETELY fulfilled the function

I set for it to be reduced into a smoking rubble

Heap from which the rag-heads there can no longer cause trouble

By sending “drones” and “missiles” flying of which VERY FEW

Remain within their “arsenal”(surely no more than “two”)!!!

But VERY COMPETE isn’t COMPLETE TOTALLY and so

MY WAR’s also at THE BEGINNING of the next shit show

I will be raining down on them from dark skies up above

To show those I’ve FREED FROM OPPRESSORS how much them I love

By KILLING GOONS “oppressing” them so after WAR they’ll be

Like fine WHITES MY ICE GOONS don’t shoot living a life that’s FREE!!!

Stop asking DUMB QUESTIONS about how “contradictory”

“Schedules” for BOTH the “end” and the “start” of WAR can be

Achieved - When you’re a GENIUS your “strategy” is NEVER

To be “clear” about what you “plan” to do and so whatever

You say you say will be the way your WAR’s “schedule” will be

Will be the way you say it is to “start” to “end” it, see???

10 March 2026

Trump Says Iran War Is Both “Very Complete” But Also Just “The Beginning”. https://flip.it/kmhv0p