Stuck With A Moron

If you’re not careful who you choose when next you go to vote

For PRESIDENT the man you next permit to grip your throat

Like ME for “four” long years at least before you can correct

The MISTAKE you helped elect and can’t ‘till then eject

You will discover you are STUCK WITH A MORON who will

NOT have “cognitive ability” to HOPES and DREAMS fulfill!!!

It would be a RARE THING if someone SMART AS ME comes on

And gets elected PRESIDENT by an admiring throng

Of INTELLIGENT VOTERS whose BRILLIANCE when they see

It knew if they elected ME on them I’d NEVER pee

Instead MY STABLE GENIUS would bring THE GOLDEN AGE

I’d “promised” VERY SOON once from MY WAR I disengage!!!

So when “elections” come around again it's up to you

To make sure who you’re voting for’s NOT A MORON clear through!

He better be PARTLY AS SMART AS ME or you’ll be stuck 

For at least “four” years with a MORON who’ll UNLIKE ME SUCK!

HEY! Since the “odds” are “minuscule” you’ll find ANYONE who

Is “fractionally” AS SMART AS ME “voting” I DECREE THROUGH!!!

3 Match 2026

Trump Points Out Problem Of Being Stuck With A “Moron” For President. https://flip.it/LGEPMm

Airline News

No RICH PERSON LIKE ME has ever seen any need to

Fly on some “low fare” airline to save a buck or two!

We only fly FIRST CLASS if we’re not on our PRIVATE PLANE

Flying to GOLF COURSES and RESORTS to entertain

Fellow OLIGARCHS who fly in like we do to be

Seen among the membership of the Glitterati!!!

So why should I or any of MY RICH “friends” give a hoot

About some “cut rate” airline giving “employees” the boot

And stranding “cheap shit” travelers who tried to save a buck

By buying “cheap seats” on an airline that did truly SUCK

Because it could not afford “jet fuel” it needed to fly

Before MY “Iran” WAR ended (which IT WILL by and by!!!)

But because I’m a BUSINESSMAN with all that role implies

I “thought about” a DEAL that could have ended the demise

Of that airline but decided it wasn’t worth it to

Bail them out because NOT ENOUGH PROFIT would accrue

To ME and so I let their hopes of “salvation” go bust

But DON’T BLAME ME that “cheap fare” Spirit Airlines bit the dust!!!

And in related “airline news” I’m “happy” to announce

The airplane I’ll SOON fly upon MY IMMENSE WEALTH to flounce

Will be the FLYING PALACE the “Qataris” gifted ME

To “remodel” as AIR FORCE ONE while THE PREZ I still be

And after DECADES if “retirement” I choose to find

To be MY PRIVATE PLANE used to leave DAMNED D.C. behind!!!

2 May 2026

Spirit Airlines is closing down. Thousands of employees and travelers are impacted. https://flip.it/o-P.Qi

Air Force says Qatari 747 will be ready to fly Trump as Air Force One this summer. https://flip.it/cR9uzp

Bad News

The “bad news” I must tell you (and it's really NOT MY FAULT)
Is your “TRUMP TARIFF” refund’s come under “legal” assault!
Odds have become extremely high you won’t be seeing it
Because a LIBERAL “judge” “ruled” MY TARIFFS are BULLSHIT!
And so MY BIG BEAUTIFUL PLAN for making “nations” pay
For “TARIFFS” along with your “refund” checks has gone away!!!

166 BILLION in TARIFF FEES I’d sucked

Out of the “economy” from “business” TARIFFS f**ked!

But now some “judge” has “ruled” all of those BILLIONS TARIFFS drained

From “companies” (“American”? NO WAY!) had been obtained

“Illegally” because that “judge” “ruled” it was NOT My fight

ALONE to impose them without “Congress” saying “All Right”!!!

RIDICULOUS! I have the “right” to do WHATEVER I

Choose to do until I choose to TACO it goodbye!

I have no need for MY TOAD MOB in “Congress” to “buy in”

Plus they all know if they don’t agree with ME they’re “has-been”!

So I had NO NEED to “request permission” from them to

Do exactly what with MY TARIFFS I chose to do!!!

I’ll get that “judge” eventually but sad to say for now

“TRUMP TARIFF” refunds to you are NOT SOON likely to fall

Into your mailbox because some DAMNED “law” has stymied ME

From mailing you that “refund check” I “promised” you you’d see!

That 166 BILLION MY TARIFFS obtained

MUST in MY bank account where it’s all been going remain!!!

1 May 2026

Bad News: Economist says struggling voters likely won’t see their “Trump tariff” refund. https://flip.it/3Hj7fS

Holding The Bag

Another “failure” in the books, another “bankruptcy”
Is what TRUMP MEDIA is VERY SOON destined to be!
When you make a “few” MILLION but HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS lose
Every “quarter” towards “bankruptcy” you’re sure to cruise
And that is where TRUMP MEDIA inevitability 
Is headed as its loss increases “exponentially”!!!

As somebody once said SUCKERS are every minute born

And from MILLIONS of those SUCKERS TRUMP MEDIA has torn

Their “life savings” asunder because they were DUMB enough

To “invest” in an “enterprise” based on nothing but fluff

Because “success” depended on the “popularity”

Of ME, the GREATEST “conman” “history” will ever see!!!

How hard is it to “understand” that EVERYTHING I DO

Is ALWAYS ALL ABOUT ME and thus NEVER ABOUT YOU?

Just count up all MY “bankruptcies” of which I often brag

And you’ll see “investing” in ME leaves you “holding the bag”!

I NEVER LOSE no matter what con I’m putting across

To get SUCKERS like you to to ME your “life savings” toss!!!

Now that I’ve thrown that bush-hiding NUNEZ out on his ear

He’ll be the “scapegoat” about which this “bankruptcy” will hear

But if you “invested” in TRUMP MEDIA you can’t say

You were not “warned” EXPLICITLY it could end up the way

It will be ending VERY SOON as far from it I’ll walk

To leave you “holding the bag” without “legal” right to squawk!!!

30 April 2026

Trump Media joins the president’s long list of failures. https://flip.it/gn6jUQ

99.99%

DO NOT BELIEVE FAKE FRAUD “polls” saying that “voters are done”
With the MOST POPULAR PRESIDENT EVER to have come
Along since AMERIKA first voted “leaders” in
Each of whom before ME was a low-IQ has-been
Holding down the “office” before LANDSLIDE VICTORY
Not “once”, not “twice”, but “THREE” TIMES (one ROBBED) WON the “job” for ME!!!

DO NOT BELIEVE WOKE LIBTARD “polls” that claim way down to “dire

Lows” MY POPULARITY as PRESIDENT does spire!

As all know EVERYBODY LOVES ME except ENEMIES

And the total of those TRAITORS who I do not please

Number no more than a few “dozen” DISCONTENTS at most

Who won’t be around when I next to NEW LANDSLIDES do coast!!!

BELIEVE ME ONLY! MY POPULARITY TRAITORS can’t dent

Is now HIGHER than 99.99 “percent”!

And once “NICE” ID’s those last TRAITORS who DO NOT LOVE ME

And EXECUTES THEM then 100 “percent” it will be

And FAKE FRAUD “polls” that LIE about “plunges” to make ME sore

Will END once 100 “percent” LOVE ME (if not A LOT MORE!!!)

29 April 2026

Trump’s US ratings are near a record low after dropping further last week. https://flip.it/ZFrS7r

“Voters are just done.” New poll shows Trump plunging to dire lows. https://flip.it/2Dv4IQ

Speed Is Of The Essence

Of Course I said that “taxpayers” would never have to pay

A penny for MY BALLROOM but that was so yesterday

Before one more “assignation attempt” I pulled off

To hoist the PRESSING NEED for MY SECURITY aloft!

The “take-away” is that MY “life” must NEVER EVER be

THREATENED AGAIN and MY BALLROOM’S its ONLY guarantee!!!

Of Course I said RICH DONORS would all MY BALLROOM’S COSTS carry!

But that was then and this is now and things have gotten hairy

Enough for ME to say “You see: THREATS to MY “life” demand

MY BALLROOM be built faster than originally planned!”

And that requires FUNDS that can IMMEDIATELY fill

The till and that’s why your “tax dollars” ALONE fit the bill!!!

Of Course I said MY RICH “friends” would be sending checks to ME

But that takes time because “quid pro quos” they expect to see

And to think up those “quid pro quos” in each OLIGARCH’S case

Takes time to arrange and that would be much too slow a pace

To get MY BALLROOM’s ERECTION towering to the sky

Quickly enough to PROTECT ME from FOES hoping I’ll DIE!!!

Therefore Of Course there’s PRESSING NEED for your “tax bucks” to pay

For MY TREMENDOUS BALLROOM which cannot afford delay

Which is the reason Lindsey Graham has from his closet come

To “request” 400 BILLION from you tax-paying scum

So MONEY can IMMEDIATELY to MY BALLROOM flow

Without the need for any time-consuming “quid pro quo”!!!

28 April 2026

GOP Senators Unveil Plan to Pay for $400 Million White House Ballroom With Taxpayer Funds. https://flip.it/DzYSf9

Fury as Republicans outline plans to have taxpayers pay for White House ballroom after all. https://flip.it/LtP6Aa

Nice!

Every now and then someone sends ME a GREAT “idea”
Almost as good as EVERY ONE that in MY Brane appear
In these VERY RARE cases I may “applaud” that “thought” ‘though
It did not first occur to ME which it would have all know
Eventually but Hey, OK, some “credit” I give due
To somebody other than ME with an “idea” or two!!!

And so today I hereby say that I FULLY ENDORSE

The “rebranding” of  MY GOON SQUAD to set it back on course

After all the damned complaints about it it received

In that CITY up “north” where WOKE LIBERAL TRAITORS “grieve”

Because some eggs got broken while ICE omelet-making there

Killed a few “bystanders” who dared stand around and stare!!!

Hereafter ICE I “rebrand” NICE by adding “National”

To its name to indicate the nationally-based pull

It will continue to exert throughout the USA

In ALL blue states and cities where IMMIGRANTS hide away!

This “rebranding” is BRILLIANT! It will FORCE “reporters” to

Say it’s NICE killing LIBERALS who try to NICE GOONS SCREW!!!

27 April 2026

Trump endorses the idea of changing ICE to NICE. https://flip.it/9Wjmop

The Only Take-Away

When “active shooting” happens there can be but one conclusion:
WE NEED MY SECURE BALLROOM to stop future armed intrusion!
What other “thought” could possibly occur after last night
When someone with a gun gave an entire room a fright
If that room had been MY BALLROOM! that shooter would so not
Have gotten anywhere inside before he had been SHOT!!!

If last night’s “press corps dinner” in MY BALLROOM had been made

To happen no “active shooter” would have dared invade

For all around MY BALLROOM had one approached they’d have seen

EVERY square foot blocked by an armed-to-the-teeth MARINE

Unlike at that “hotel” that held last night’s “press corps” event

MY WHOLE U.S. MARINE CORPS would “armed intrusion” prevent!!!

The ONLY “take away” from last night’s “press corps dinner” MESS

Is MY BALLROOM LIBTARD “judges” MUST NO LONGER SUPPRESS!

CONSTRUCTION of the MOST NEEDED BALLROOM that’s ever been

REQUIRED will ensure NO “active shooter” will get in

To ANY “event” I allow MY BALLROOM “venue” to

“Host” for whatever “entrance fee” I decide is MY due!!!

26 April 2026

‘We Need the Ballroom’: Trump Uses Shooting Outside White House Correspondents’ Dinner to Boost Corrupt Project’. https://flip.it/3BxsF6

Republicans rally behind Trump’s ballroom plan after gala shooting. https://flip.it/GDokY5

Stepping In

MY “Propaganda Barbie” got herself knocked up and so

For awhile from MY “press conferences” she wants to go

I think it’s LAZY how “women” demand some time off when

We MEN who make their kids happen keep having to pretend

It’s fine for them to take time off and leave us in the lurch

But that’s what bimbo Levett’s done so I’ll assume her perch!!!

For awhile “press conferences” will be be conducted by

DONALD J. TRUMP, PRESIDENT - just ME, MYSELF and I!

Who better to before the so-called “press” THE TRUTH relay

To whatever “questions” ALL ABOUT ME they convey?

MY mouthpiece bimbo was quite good at “lying” but I’ll be

MUCH BETTER at addressing “questions” that are ABOUT ME!!!

As all know I’m EXCEPTIONALLY INTELLIGENT so

Who better to “step in” for when a bimbo “needs” to go

Take time off because yet another kid she’s cranking out

(Oh well, at least it will be WHITE and MAGA without doubt)

And so at MY “press conferences” “questions” from the “press” throng

Will be “answered” by ME so WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG???

25 April 2026

Donald Trump Will Step In to Give Press Briefings While Karoline Levett Takes Maternity Leave. https://flip.it/bGTpty

A Blast From The Past

Return with us to yesteryear for a blast from the past
With “Pizzagate!” J.D.’s revived to see if it’s amassed
Unremembered “conspiracy status” among the crop
Of MAGA Cultists who were kids back when it first did drop
As news about a SEX SLAVE RING managed by HILLARY
Before FAKE FRAUD VOTES had MY “second” LANDSLIDE ROBBED from ME!!!

It’s never been a good idea to bring up “Epstein” but

It’s worth it if to do so obtains an open and shut

LINK between DEMONCRATS and SEX TRAFFICKING implied

And thus sweeps MY so-called “linkage” to “Epstein Files” aside

For awhile as a “distraction” throw against the wall

To see if it sticks with MAGAS too young to it recall!!!

So I’ll “approve” of “pizzagate’s” revival by J.D.

Provided it draws SEX TRAFFICKING LINKS away from ME

By placing them on HILLARY and DEMONCRATS awhile

Through use of a “conspiracy” so long gone out of style

That it will be a “revelation” to Cultists who were

Kids way back when originally it first did occur!!!

24 April 2026

Epstein files don’t confirm debunked “pizzagate” theory revived by Vance. https://flip.it/OkJQ2f