Nobody Told Me!

The “price” of OIL will be WHAT I SAY IT IS, OK?,

Once I have blown the last rag-heads who closed some “straight” away!

Those BASTARDS had the “nerve” to “think” they’d keep DEFYING ME

After MY “Peace Plan”, the GREATEST PLAN in “history”

I took the time to “offer” them to OIL again score

Through that “Straight of Hormuz” so MY NEW PLAN’ to BOMB THEM MORE!!!!

What I first called a “war” which then an “excursion” became

A “military operation” they want ME to name

Because apparently I “should have got” “permission” to

DECLARE “WAR” from Toads in “Congress” I already knew

Would say it was OK to BOMB THE HELL out of “Iran”

So why DELAY when I “knew” MY Toads would APPROVE MY PLAN???

MY “WAR excursion operation” militarily

Thanks to MY NO NEED FOR “APPROVAL” PLAN went SWIMMINGLY

Ans would have been WON on DAY ONE but for some twist of fate

That placed near “Iran’s” territory some DUMB “Hormuz Straight”

Through which apparently some OIL “daily” had passed through

Which NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT so NOT of it I “knew”!!!

Whatever they say I should call “WAR” it’s still “WAR” to ME

A WAR that should have ENDED after “Iran” I MADE FREE

But thanks to MY INCOMPETENT “Advisors” on it goes

Because that STUPID “Straight of Hormuz” those rag-heads did close

Never was a “factor” in MY TREMENDOUS WAR PLAN

Because NOBOBY TOLD ME OIL flowed ‘straight” past “Iran”!!!

27 March 2026

Trump Thinks He Can Magically Control the Price of Oil. https://flip.it/64xfP9

Trump calls the Iran conflict a military operation. https://flip.it/A5ZLa6

Necessarily

Listen to Toad Johnson! Listen as close as you can

And you will hear that we are SO NOT AT WAR with “Iran”!

MY “troop deployment” underway’s a VERY DIFFERENT thing

From putting “boots on the ground” claims MY FOES against ME fling!

“Deployment” just means I am “moving” “troops” from “A” to “B”

And where their “boots” arrive is NOT WAR necessarily!!!!

I could be “deploying” those “troops” to LOTS of places where

There has NEVER EVER been ANY kind of WARFARE!

I’ve no “idea” where that could be but FOES should NOT assume

That just because they’re heading to the “Middle East” they’ll soon

Be involved in “armed conflict” - NOT necessarily!

Maybe they’re on an OCEAN CRUISE that is FREE thanks to ME!!!

Toad Johnson NEVER LIES so you can totally believe

Him when he says WE’RE NOT AT WAR so there’s no need to grieve

For MY Marines I have “deployed” to wherever the ship

They “deploy” on ends up so MY FOES should GET A GRIP

On their “concerns” about “boots on the ground” because you see

“Boots” on ships AREN’T on “ground”, they’re on “sea” necessarily!!!

26 March 2026

House Speaker Mike Johnson still says the U.S. isn’t at war with Iran - Troop deployments be damned. https://flip.it/L9N_LB

The Point Of War

The “point” of WAR FOOLS “think” for sure is to INTIMIDATE

In ways that take the THREATS you throw at FOES from “good” to GREAT

At least that’s what I of MY “Iran” WAR want them to “think”

Is why I’m willing to take MY Country close to the brink

Of what could become WORLD WAR III if things don’t soon “cool down”

But the REAL “point” of WAR is ALL THE MONEY in it found.

Even if the “market” goes “down” LOYAL RICH “friends” know

GREAT GOBS OF MONEY they can make if I first let them know

What I intend to do before MY next “post” I send out

Once I’ve “positioned” MYSELF to make MILLIONS without doubt

Because the FIRST I tell is “Eric” to whom I make plain

How to “position” TRUMP “investment bets” for MARKET GAIN!!!

I next inform a few OLIGARCH “friends” how I’ll opine

Through MY “Truth Social” posts to make WAR FEAR briefly decline

Enough to make ME MILLIONS and some of them MILLIONS too

If like “Eric” they get “positioned” like I told him to

Be to see HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS flowing straight MY way

Through “informed stock manipulation” in LESS THAN ONE DAY!!!

If you have TONS OF CASH to start with and you want TONS MORE

MY “fees” for “inside information” that ensures you’ll score

Will be ONE MILLION up front plus your PROVEN LOYALTY

And paying 1/3 of the PROFIT I’ll make you to ME

“WAR - WHAT’S IT GOOD FOR?” is a STUPID “question” once you know

How to “position” yourself “minutes” before MY “posts” go!!!

25 March 2026

“Mind-Blowing Corruption”: Traders Placed Massive Bets Minutes Before Trump Post On Iran. https://flip.it/JNNhu9

Glut

I am NOT “folding” on “Iran”! It’s NOT a “TACO” move
To DECLARE VICTORY and leave them to find their own groove!
I offered the the chance to CHANGE their “leadership” which they
Have done and so it’s a good time for ME to slip away
Because there’s lots of other things I’d rather do instead
Of BOMBING THEM until EVERY “Iranian” is DEAD!!!

I gave their so-called “country” opportunity to CHANGE

By showing them how to their “infrastructure” rearrange

Because I am a BUILDER and to BUILD things you first must

Reduce places you want to BUILD on to RUBBLE and DUST

So now that EVERY “major city” MY BOMBS have torn down

To make way for CONSTRUCTION it’s time for ME to leave town!!!

As for that “Strait of Hormuz” thing Who Cares if it stays shut?

AMERIKA has SO MUCH OIL it’s an ENDLESS GLUT

And “countries” that “depend” on OIL from the “Middle East”

Will soon if that dumb “Strait” stays closed PAY ME DOUBLE AT LEAST

If not MORE for OIL ONLY I can ship their way

Thus demonstrating how a GENIUS can MAKE WAR PAY!!!

And so you see I’m NOT “TACOing” by taking MY leave

From “involvement” in “Iran”, instead I’ve from MY sleeve

Pulled out a GENIUS approach to GETTING RICHER by

SELLING OIL to “countries” MY WAR’s set up to DIE

By offering a way to SURVIVE if that “Strait” stays shut

Because ONLY I ALONE control an OIL GLUT!!!

24 March 2026

Trump is folding on Iran as goals still unmet and regieme remains intact. https://flip.it/gEx6Wi

So Far Away

The bottom line for ME is OIL WARS all represent
VAST POOLS OF MONEY I into MY COFFERS can get sent
By ATTACKING WEAK “countries” within which OIL’s found
Waiting for “extraction” from “locations” underground
And pumped inside big “boats” for “shipment” to places that will
PAY ME TONS OF CASH MONEY when their “storage tanks” I fill!!!

MY toady troops in “Congress” are all VERY WORRIED that

“Gas prices” have increased since I began MY “Iran” spat

Because they’re “reading” “writing on the wall” that “voters” will

Come “midterms” VOTE THEM OUT if car gas tanks they cannot fill

With CHEAP GAS I had “promised” them were coming VERY SOON

Before MY WAR sent OIL PRICES heading for the MOON!!!

Everybody “thinks” I’m “worried” I will be “IMPEACHED”

Once the “majority” MY toads now occupy is breached

By DEMONCRATS “blue-waving” in if “elections” remain

Happening which they WON’T since I’ll TOTALLY RESTRAIN

Them long enough to pocket BILLIONS from MY OIL WARS

Before I “extradite” MYSELF to “friendly” foreign shores!!!

A “private” island near St. Thomas where I’ve had a blast

Might be an OK starting point for VAST CASH I’ve amassed

From WARS I’ve started everywhere OIL WEALTH can be found

Until MUCH FARTHER AWAY with MY OIL WEALTH I’m bound

To “Hungary” maybe at first but then ultimately

To MOTHER RUSSIA where PUTIN leaves porch lights on for ME!!!

MY “get RICH being President” end game is drawing nigh

I’ve had TWO GREAT RUNS but it’s time to bid MY toads bye-bye

And let them fight it out with DEMONCRATS “blue-waving” in

While I “get out of Dodge” before the those DEMS again begin

To start “impeachment hearings” for the FOURTH attempt that they

May gain “conviction” for I LAUGH AT from SO FAR AWAY!!!

23 March 2026

The Real Reason Trump Isn’t as Perturbed By High Oil Prices as You Are. https://flip.it/.7Lydn

Can’t Afford To Wait

I can’t afford to wait much longer for that “strait” to be
Opened because HIGH GAS PRICES have been KILLING ME
Along with EVERY GOP toady in “Congress” too
NONE of whom have got a clue about what I should do
To END this WAR they should have NOT “permitted” ME to start
Which some dumb “Constitution” I IGNORED said was their part!!!

I can’t afford to wait much longer for “Iran” to be

For FREEDOM I’ve bestowed upon it “beholden” TO ME!

MY DAMNED “advisors” promised ME in ONE SHORT DAY OR LESS

After I ‘d ATTACKED THEM they’d all THANK ME for the MESS

They had been “living” under if I used BOMBS to remove

It and their DUMB “Ayatollah” to their “lives” improve!!!

I can’t afford to wait much longer because “midterms” are 

Approaching RAPIDLY and if “voters” who drive a car

Are still “upset” about GAS PRICES staying HIGH when they

Go to “vote” a BLUE WAVE could wash MY toadies away

And DEMONCRATS could then IMPEACH ME without Toads around

In sufficient numbers to rule NO “conviction” found!!!

I can’t afford to wait much longer because “voters” are

Up a creek without a paddle if they drive a car

And that creek that’s known as “shit” will soon VERY “shitty” be

If GAS PRICES REMAIN HIGH for GOP toads and ME!

And so the latest in the series of THREATS I’ll be making

Is to OBLITERATE “plants” in which “Iran’s” “power’s” baking!!!

I can’t afford to wait much longer so without delay

I hereby THREATEN to blow “Iran’s” “power plants” away

If that “strait’s” NOT REOPENED in EXACTLY “48”

“Hours” from whatever “time” I did initiate

MY THREAT to use MY POWER to their “power plants” DESTROY

To OBLITERATE “convictions” that would ME ANNOY!!!

22 March 2026

Trump threatens to “obliterate” Iran’s power plants over Strait of Hormuz blockade. https://flip.it/_rNvyd

The genuine reason Trump is trapped - and why Americans are up a creek. https://flip.it/7SqsP-

Frightened Foreign Cowards

It’s “allies”, I tell you, whose COWARDICE of which I mean

Has REFUSED to GAIN GLORY as part of MY WAR MACHINE
ATTACKING “Iran” BY MYSELF is going VERY WELL
But MY “offer” to SHARE GLORY they’ve met with “GO TO HELL!”
THEY’VE ALL REFUSED to meet their “obligations” as “allies”
By NOT “coming to MY aid” so I them now MORE DESPISE!!!

It would have been SO EASY for them, SO EASY indeed
To “help” ME “open” the “Strait of Hormuz” with LIGHTNING SPEED

By inviting them to in WAR GAMES participate

I UNSELFISHLY “offered” them their chance TO BE GREAT

By participating in VICTORY SOON TO COME

Once I’ve BOMBED to “oblivion” “Iran’s” last rag-head SCUM!!!

I don’t “need” “help” from FRIGHTENED FOREIGN COWARDS anyway

I just “thought” I’d be “nice” and in MY WAR GAME let them play

But ALL DECLINED their chance to SHINE so I’ll SCREW EVERYONE

Of them after I end play in MY WAR just I’d begun

ALL BY MYSELF without their “help” and ALL BY MYSELF too

Will END IT SOON to “focus” next on how to “allies” SCREW!!!

21 March 2026

Trump Erupts in Fury Over His War Failures - and Exposes a Big Weakness. https://flip.it/EYJ_zp

All You Get

I had no “Plan B” for “Iran”. Why should I have had one?
By KILLING their dumb “Ayatollah” I “felt” they would come
Quickly around to throwing off the “yoke” of their OPPRESSION
Within ONE DAY after which they’d STOP with MY Country messin’
And being so “free” THANKS TO ME their OIL they’d make flow

Through their WIDE OPEN “Strait of Hormuz” to where it would go.

That was MY “Plan A” for “Iran”, the ONLY one I “felt”

In MY “gut” was needed to make “hostilities” melt

Away like a MIRACLE after that JERK was DEAD

Within ONE DAY at “most” MY “feeling” was they’d LOOK AHEAD

To “life” after their “Ayatollah” who I BOMBED THE SHIT

OUT OF no longer on their newfound FREEDOM I BROUGHT sit!!!

MY “Plan A’s” taking a bit longer than anticipated

But that’s NOT because with it NO “Plan B” I had related!

To FORCE “regime change” extra time is sometimes what is needed

To “fully take effect” to prove “Plan A” ALONE’s SUCCEEDED

So So What if “Plan A” is taking longer than MY “gut” 

“Felt” it would, it’s ALL YOU GET so KEEP YOUR DAMNED MOUTHS SHUT!!!

20 March 2026

Trump Had No Plan B For Iran. https://flip.it/AXlovo

Soon To The Moon

MY MARKET was at 50,000 just the other day
When Bimbo Bondi boasted about it during the fray
DEMONCRATS launched against her as they’ve done yet again
To DEMONIZE her for to ME being a LOYAL “friend”
So WTF IS HAPPENING?, that 50K is now
DOWN TO LESS THAN 46K TODAY! HOLY COW!!!

MY WAR I launched against “Iran” is obviously NOT

The reason why that 50K MY MARKET WAS got shot!

You CAN’T BLAME ME or MY WAR for making MY MARKET “crash”

I ATTACKED “Iran” because MY “feeling” was they’d BASH

MY Country so the “imminent threat” they were posing I

COUNTERED with BOMBS and MISSILES I “strategically” let fly!!!

MY WAR’s thus UNRELATED to MY MARKET’s “crash”, you see?

It’s BIDEN and OBAMA who caused it obviously

Because they are SO JEALOUS of the GREAT ECONOMY

I managed to from both their DUMPSTER FIRES rapidly

Turn around completely which is why MY 50K

Created such a “challenge” for them to with do away!!!

But NEVER FEAR!, I have a “feeling” in MY “gut” that SOON

MY MARKET will be headed STRAIGHT AGAIN UP TO THE MOON

Once ICE GOONS I’ve deployed to FIND, ARREST, and HAUL AWAY

BIDEN, OBAMA, and ALL DEMS who’ve lately made it fray

Around the edges from which SOON it will be back on track

To put MY and RICH “friends” “portfolios” back in the “black”!!!

19 March 2026

“What is he doing?”: New threats emerge for Trump’s economy as war drags on. https://flip.it/uOscv3

Moody’s delivers blunt verdict on recession. https://flip.it/8tUsMM

Strong Enough!

It could have been predicted that COWARDS in “France” and “Spain”
And “Germany” would all have from MY CALL FOR HELP restrain
Because each FORMER “ally” is a TRAITOR through and through
Who when it comes to LOYALTY TO ME has NOT ONE CLUE
So SCREW THEM ALL, I don’t need any “allies” anyway

I’m STRONG ENOUGH ALONE to make that “Hormuz Strait” give way!!!

Who Cares if EVERY “European nation” did refuse

To send WARSHIPS to help ME “open” MY “Strait of Hormuz”?

My so-called “plea” was a SURPRISE TEST I gave to those shits

To PROOVE the label of  “COWARD” to ALL their “nations” fits

So in no way am I surprised: MY SURPRISE TEST has shown

You don’t need COWARDS when you’re STRONG ENOUGH to FIGHT ALONE!!!

But even I have to admit I’m somewhat “disappointed”

That CHINA too refused to help make MY WAR less disjointed

Because those slant-eyed chinks on “Middle East” oil depend

So I’d have thought they’d JUMP AT THE CHANCE of being MY “friend”

I guess they’re COWARDS too so after that “strait’s” straightened out

BY ME ALONE along with “Europe” I’ll KNOCK THEM ABOUT!!!

SCREW EVERY so-called “nation” that’s REFUSED TO BECOME GREAT

By joining ME in “opening up” that DUMB “Hormuz Strait”!

I DON’T NEED ANYBODY’S “HELP”, I’M STRONG ENOUGH ALONE

To open up that STUPID “strait” through which OIL is prone

To flow out through to places where live COWARDS WHO REFUSE

TO SUPPORT ME so after “Iran” them too I’ll ABUSE!!!

18 March 2026

“A real crossroads”: Donald Trump, his “great test”, and the fine line walked by U.S. allies. https://flip.it/ZV1Ja6

China ignores Trump’s Hormuz request as the Iran war deepens and his Beijing visit slips. https://flip.it/qUD2Gd