A Much Greater Threat

What’s that you say? Lindsey Graham’s DEAD instead of Turtleman
Who you told ME would VERY SOON in accordance with plan
No longer be EMBARRASSING TO ME each time he fell
Or fuzzed out at a microphone. LINDSEY GRAHAM? WHAT THE HELL?
Graham may have been a “closet gay” but as ass-kissers go
He was DEPENDABLE whichever way the wind did blow!!!

Lindsey Graham’s “death” is CONTRARY to MY ONGOING PLAN
Of keeping Congress PACKED so EPSTEIN FILES and IRAN
And the STUPID ECONOMY’s “decline” won’t bite MY butt

Despite for EVERY “mess” I’ve caused MY BLAME’s open and shut!

Turtleman was so out of it his loss I can afford

But as an ass-kissing MINION I needed Graham aboard!!!

The “margin” in MY Senate that was pledged to PROTECT ME

Is down by “one” but a MUCH GREATER THREAT I may soon see

For TurtleMan may not yet be as “dead” as he will be

But he’s been brane-dead for YEARS so he’s no big loss to ME

But losing Graham along with brane-dead McConnell also

Means “things that happen in threes” are “two” down with “one” to go!!!

13 July 2026

Senate returns to Washington after Sen. Lindsey Graham’s death with uncertain agenda. https://flip.it/THIgNH

Graham Crackers: The Words of a Professional Warmonger. https://flip.it/yJ-awl

Islamic Republics

The ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF JAPAN has DEFIEDME and so I’m going to KICK THEIR ASSES far and wideAcross their “Pacific” homeland where they thought that theyCould from MY MISSILES and BOMBERS keep themselves hid awayWhile they continued to support “Iran’s” DEFIANCE ofThe DICTATES of HE WHO WAS SENT DOWN BY GOD from above!!!
The ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF JAPAN will SOON BE TOASTBecause (although as all know it’s so unlike ME to boast)I will SMASH THEM TO SMITHEREENS for having dared to tryTo help “Iran” DEFY DICTATES to MY WAR I applyLike OPENING the “Hormuz Straight” to let OIL WEALTH flowStraight into MY BANK ACCOUNT MY “BOTTOM LINE” to grow!!!
The ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF JAPAN had better bendIt’s knee to ME and “promise” it will no longer “befriend”“Iran” - another STUPID ISLAMIC REPUBLIC tooWhich shows how quickly MUSLIMS SPREAD when freely allowed throughOPEN BORDERS “nations” like “Japan” did not WALL UPTo the spread of ISLAMIC REPUBLICS interrupt!!!
12 July 2026
‘Islamic Republic of Japan’: Trump’s verbal flubs are piling up. https://flip.it/5.3VNS

Ever Lower

GREAT NEWS! Thanks to ME “high prices” once again have declined!
Or so I’ve informed “Walmart” although they don’t seem inclined
To attribute the reduction in their prices to ME
Despite their going down while I WAS PRESIDENT you see
And so no matter why or when their “prices” they’d reduced
CREDIT’s due to ME for MY “economy” I’ve goosed!!!

It’s FAKE “news” “prices” became “higher” after I got in

MY “third” term as PRESIDENT (the “second” that has-been

DEMONCRAT Joe Biden ROBBED from ME but it still “counts”

Because ALL KNOW I WON IT BY OVERWHELMING AMOUNTS

So for the past “twelve years” since I the ‘PRESIDENT” became

“Prices” have been GOING DOWN at a “pace” that’s INSANE!!!

IGNORE statements by “Walmart” with which I DO NOT AGREE!

Their “prices” have been GOING DOWN since GOD SELECTED ME

To be HIS CHOSEN PRESIDENT ETERNALLY HEREAFTER

And except during Joe’s ROBBED TERM when they were a DISASTER

The cost of  EVERYTHING at “Walmart” has been LOWER BOUND

And will grow EVER LOWER since I’ll ALWAYS be around!!!

11 July 2026

White House Rages After Embarrassing Walmart Trump Story Exposed. https://flip.it/tmlcxX

Streamlined Process

Why waste time listening to “experts” paid to “advise” ME

When nut job quack ass kissers can do the same job for FREE?

Apparently before ME there had been a process that

PRESIDENTS all followed to find out where things were at

What they heard was pre-“vetted” to “confirm” it was “true”

In a “tedious” process to which “streamlining” was due!!!

The last person to whisper in MY ear before each night

To get MY tweet thumbs moving to set that night’s POSTS in flight

Is the one who “influences” ME to heed their advice

Until the next night’s last whisperer wins the “advice” fight

With what I next run past MY MINIONS who then ALL AGREE

NO better “plan of action” for “today” could ever be!!!

By throwing out the “advice’ process that was used before

D.C. became another “home” for ME and MY cheap whore

I’ve TOTALLY streamlined the past TREMENDOUS WASTE OF TIME

It took to every new “policy” “decision” define!

Just be the last to whisper in MY ear ‘ere I retire

And the next day your whisper will as “policy” transpire!!!

10 July 2026

Trump relying on advice from White House 'quacks': whistleblower. https://flip.it/dCEYFo

Long Or Short

MY “stock manipulations” have been going so damned well
It’s time to try another one because…well…“What the Hell?”
And so after MY latest THREAT to BLOW IRAN AWAY
“They want to make a deal so badly” is what I’ll now say
To bring the surging oil price back down to where it’s been
So I and “friends” who’ve “shorted” it don’t take it on the chin!!!

The “number” of times I have said MY WAR is “almost finished”

After renewed BOMBING I’ve increased and not diminished

Is far too high for ME to “count” but every time that I

Trade WAR for “peace” and then “peace” cease MORE PROFITS to ME fly

Both from MY own “investments” and from “kickbacks” each RICH “friend”

Who’s “long” or “short” MY MARKET based on MY “heads up” to them!!!

So I’ve again alerted “friends” that Iran DESPERATELY

Wants MY WAR to end so placed a DESPERATE “call” to ME

To “sue for peace” because I named them SCUM not worth the time

It takes to “negotiate” and instead I’ll incline

To BOMB THE HELL OUT OF THEM which I’ll do or I’ll abort

Depending on current “positions” that are “long” or “short”!!!

9 July 2026

Trump Says Iran ‘Called’ and Wants ‘to Make a Deal So Badly’ After Renewed Strikes. https://flip.it/zrsQl4

Stop Yowling!

STOP YOWLING and START INVESTING! Heed WINNING advice
From Bill O’Reilly whose PORTFOLIO does well suffice
His needs because INVESTMENT rather than YOWLING COMPLAINT
REWARDS EVERYONE who’s SMART ENOUGH to participate 

In MY STOCK MARKET which will keep GOING UP FOREVER
Because THIS TIME IS DIFFERENT so INVEST in its endeavor!!!

STOP YOWLING about “high prices” for “gas” and “eggs” and “milk”

Who needs to “eat” when INVESTMENTS turn “sows ears” into “silk

Purses” for those SMART ENOUGH to set “hunger” aside

Long enough to sail upon the EVER RISING TIDE

MY MARKET WILL DELIVER henceforth for FOREVER MORE

STOP YOWLING! START INVESTING! Your PORTFOLIO WILL SOAR!!!

YOWLING about “high prices” is for LOSERS, OK?

If you want to be a WINNER INVEST ALL your “pay”

In MY STOCK MARKET, tighten your belt, and patiently wait

For STEAK, CHAMPAIGN, and LOBSTER TAILS to heap up on your plate!

They’ll SOON arrive because you’ll THRIVE thanks to INVESTING in

MY MARKET that’s MORE DIFFERENT THIS TIME than it’s EVER BEEN!!!

8 July 2026

Bill O’Reilly Slams Struggling Americans Who Are ‘Yowling About High Prices’. https://flip.it/ryVnN-

The Belch

I DEMAND A REMATCH of that STUPID “SOCCER” game
That ROBBED MY Country of its 15 minutes of SPORTS FAME!
I tried MY best to “stack the deck” that “Belgium team” to squelch

To make AMERIKA NOT LOSE to jerks I’ll call the BELCH

From now on because they deserve the MOCKERY I’ll fling
Against their “team” FOREVER because LOSING’S NOT MY THING!!!

HEY!…Forget some DUMB “rematch”!, I DEMAND “FIFA” REVERSE

It’s “award” to the BELCH for playing that DUM game NOT worse

Than MY Country’s team who those BELCH ROBBED of its BIGLY WIN

That EVERYONE “knows” the U.S. had enough STRENGTH within

To WIN two times or more over the BELCH so I DEMAND

The “score” be changed to FOUR TO NONE against shit hole BELCHLAND!!!

As for the “rumor” spread by MY FOES that “the Trump sports curse”

Makes MY team LOSE each time I at opponents SCREAM and CURSE

Both when I’m “in attendance” or just watching on TV

IGNORE the “record” of all so-called “losses” CAUSED BY ME!

I simply wasn’t able to MY team’s opponents squelch

Like this time thanks to CORRUPTION I tried to with the BELCH!!!

7 July 2026

Belgium Silences U.S. Amid World Cup Noise. https://flip.it/vx.B8f

Is there a Trump sports curse? USMNT's World Cup flameout revives the theory. https://flip.it/COZjP6

To Preserve Corruption

So What if I’m the FIRST WORLD LEADER to not just complain
But to DEMAND a “red card violation” gets NO BLAME
When it’s called against a U.S. player (I don’t care
About “penalties” against any other “countries” there)
And So What if the CORRUPTION-BASED “relationship” I
Have with FIFA’s President got MY player a “by”???

Nothing in “sports” matters except WINNING which is why

To improve MY “team’s” WINNING ODDS I let fingers fly

On MY phone to DEMAND from the guy who AWARDED ME

The FIRST EVER FIFA PEACE PRIZE a change in “policy”

To overturn the “penalty” keeping MY player out

Of the next game in which I needed him to convey clout!!!

The FIFA President came through as I “knew’ that he would

Because we share the “belief” that ALL CORRUPTION IS GOOD

And if two CORRUPT PRESIDENTS don’t help each other WIN

Eventually CORRUPTION could take it right on the chin

So to preserve CORRUPTION the “red card penalty” was

“Reviewed” and “overturned” and So What if that caused a buzz???

6 July 2026

Trump’s red card call stirs political storm around World Cup. https://flip.it/7we-_9

The only thing ruining this brilliant World Cup is the staggering corruption of those in charge. 

Waiting Patiently

Who Says “chaos” was “everywhere” at MY 4th of July?
IT FEATURED ME so why would “chaos” have need to apply?
The MILLIONS in attendance got to hear ME whine on stage
For HOURS before “fireworks” were allowed to engage
Their “attention” LATE AT NIGHT once I was finally done
Boasting about THE GREATEST PRESIDENT to have down from GOD come!!!

So What if STUPID THUNDERSTORMS “disrupted” things a bit?

So What if LAME-STREAM “media” said “crowd size” was NO hit?

The entire event HIGHLIGHTED MYSELF, OK?,

So Who Cares if “heat”, “storms” and so-called “chaos” caused delay?

The BILLIONS in attendance would have would have waited HOURS MORE

To hear ME tell them COMMUNISTS infiltrate shore to shore!!!

It took MY Country “two hundred and fifty” YEARS to be

Prepared for a CELEBRATION that’s ALL ABOUT ME!

In another TWO HUNDRED and FIFTY YEARS when I

Take CENTER STAGE AGAIN to SCREAM “ALL COMMUNISTS MUST DIE!”

TRILLIONS of MAGAS whatever “chaos” comes to be

Will HEAR and SEE and WORSHIP ME by waiting patiently!!!

5 July 2026

Chaos All Over America For The 250th Birthday – Fires, Fog, Lightning Storms & Fireworks Disasters. https://flip.it/XTjqO5

Ignore the Heat

A little “heat wave” is NOT a good enough “reason” to
Prevent ME from “commandeering” the red white and blue
Celebration on July 4th that this year will be
A bit about Amerika but MOSTLY ABOUT ME!
So What if the “heat” when I speak the “triple digits” hits?
The only ones “uncomfortable” will be THIN-SKINNED WOKE SHITS!!!

MOST of the MILLIONS there will be of HEARTY MAGA stock

Willing to IGNORE the “heat” to all around ME flock

To SEE ME and CELEBRATE their close proximity

To where from air-conditioned stage I SCREAM that they will be

ENSLAVED by COMMUNISTS if their “votes” do not separate

LIBERALS from “office” to keep ME in a FREE STATE!!!

“Heat exhaustion” is something MAGAS DON’T FEAR, OK?

Because RFK Jr says it can be held at bay

By drinking lots of raw milk and not being vaccinated

And MAGAS believe him because he’s somehow “health” related

So come one come all MAGAS! IGNORE “heat” to hear ME tip

COMMIES into HELL for HOURS ‘ere  “fireworks” rip!!!

4 July 2026

Heat wave upends July 4th celebrations across US. https://flip.it/ks5Y7S