More Me!

Who needs a bunch of third-rate LOSER “artists” anyway?

MY “Great American State Fair” will be MORE THAN OK

Without “entertainers” because the GREATEST OF ALL

“Entertainer” has decided to on D.C.’s “Mall”

RANT and RAGE and THREATEN VENGEANCE continually

For HOURS and that TREMENDOUS “Entertainer” is ME!!!

Instead of “singing” and “dancing” and other STUPID STUFF

Performed on stage by TRAITORS with whom I’ll be getting ROUGH

For dropping out of the SPECTACLE I’d intended to

Use LOTS MORE “tax dollars” for to bring to MY CULT CREW

MY “Great American State Fair” a RALLY now will be

Which will THRILL all “attendees” there who’ll hear and see MORE ME!!!

Not only will MY “whiny” RANT MUCH BETTER “entertain”

MY MAGA CULT but they’ll also be PRIVILEGED to obtain

Another look at MY patented “double hand job” moves

Before, during, and after hearing MY “I WAS ROBBED!!!” groves!

Who says MY “Great American State Fair” will “fall apart”?

MY RANTS and “jerk-off moves” will make it A GREAT WORK OF ART!!!

31 May 2026

Trump to hold rally at “Great American State Fair” after artists back out. https://flip.it/fIPs0F

Trump says he’ll replace artists who backed out of concert. https://flip.it/YdPWZ8

Trump to headline “Great American State Fair” for national”s 250th anniversary after artists drop out. https://flip.it/aIW3yK

Reflections

The FAILING New York Times has once again tried desperately
To increase its “readership” by LYING BLATANTLY!
It says that MY TREMENDOUS JOB at MY “reflecting pool”
I’m making “taxpayers” “pay” for is NOT GOOD as a rule!
The “Times” says it’s a “rush job” and the blue paint used is “cheap”

And if it’s ever “finished” it won’t last more than a week!!!

RIDICULOUS! The “paint” used is the FINEST QUALITY

I could find to get the HIGHEST PROFIT “kick-back” to ME!

And it is NOT a “rush job”…there’s still PLENTY OF TIME to

“Finish” it before MY 4th of July WRESTLING’s due!

And the “company” MY “no-bid contract” I awarded

Are “pool maintenance” EXPERTS as I to you have reported!!!

So VERY SOON MY “paint job” and “repairs” will fully cover

The bottom of MY “reflecting pool” one end to the other

And like the FINEST “swimming pools” all TRUMP RESORTS contain

Unlike the MESS Obama left “algae” it will restrain

From coming back so So What if “American Flag Blue”

Cannot “reflect” the “sky” or “clouds”?, MY EGO it shows you!!!

30 May 2026

Trump loses it over NYT's damning Reflecting Pool reporting. https://flip.it/jpXfwy

Restorative Preparations

I’m NOT “falling asleep” at meetings! I’m resting MY eyes
By blinking them for SECONDS ONLY so why criticize
ME doing what EVERY LIB “announcer” on TV
Does to rest their eyes like ME but they do CONSTANTLY
During the time they broadcast LIES about GREAT things I do
While MY “eye blinks” last ONLY AT MOST “one” hour or “two”!!! 

I’m NOT “nodding off” during meetings, I’m REMAINING SHARP

By taking “eye-blink” “breaks” while toadies on BORING THINGS harp

It hardly matters if I hear what they’re saying or not

When they’re not GUSHING PRAISE FOR ME the rest they say is ROT

The “price of gas”?…So What? Who Cares how “high” it has become

Since MY WAR against rag-heads in “Iran” I had begun???

I’m NOT “fuzzing out” at meetings while BORING THINGS are said!

I’m IGNORING them to rest MY GENIUS instead

“Eye-blinks” prepare MY Brane to much more BRILLIANTLY relate

The TRUTH about what LOSERS “think” is happening that AIN’T

So LEAVE ME BE during every prolonged “eye-blink” I take

And if MY eyes open again INSIGHTS MY Brane will make!!!

29 May 2026

‘This Is What Desperation Looks Like’: A Medical Doctor Dared to Open His Mouth About Trump’s Health and the White House Response Left the Internet Watching a Meltdown in Real Time. https://flip.it/zyPwYn

Because I Can

Of Course I’ve THREATENED to “blow up” U.S. “ally” “Oman”!
I THREATEN EVERYBODY simply just BECAUSE I CAN!
It doesn’t matter to ME if they’re an “ally” or not
It’s MY POWER TO THREATEN that strokes MY “ego” A LOT!
MY THREATS prove I’m ALL POWERFUL just like that “All Mighty
God” who out of everyone on Earth has CHOSEN ME!!!

I don’t “know” where “Oman” is nor what “oil” role they play

But they told ME they’re MUSLM! so I THREATENED them, OK?

Because THREATENING’s what I do to “friend” and “foe” alike

No matter what someone does for ME they will take a hike

Under the bus eventually if they “work” for ME or 

If they’re some shit-hole “country” THREATS AGAINST THEM from ME pour!!!

So why so much “concern” about ME THREATENING to “blow

Up” shit-hole MUSLM “Oman” because ships still cannot go

Through the “Straight of Whoremuse” or whatever that “straight’s” called

For which they tell ME “Oman’s” holding some “card”?…I’m APALLED

If that is so that shit-hole hasn’t “played” that “card” FOR ME

Which if they don’t SOON BOMBS will replace THREATS EXPLOSIVELY!!!

28 May 2026

Why has Trump threatened to “blow up” U.S. ally Oman? https://flip.it/x5d8D-

The New Standard

As All Know I am PERFECT in both “body” and in “brane”
So what MY FOES are saying about MY HEALTH is INSANE!
There’s NO “truth” to their “implications” I’m “falling apart”

Just because my “hands” appear as stinky as each fart
My diaper-covered ass emits and below it MY ankles
Spill out like jello-filled balloons due to something called “cankles”!!!

So Many Have Told Me NO ONE looks HEALTHIER than ME

When I’m compared to “NFL stars” they easily see

We look EXACTLY ALIKE from both the “front” and the “back”

“Physically” except “skin-wise’ (those jigaboos are BLACK!)

From “shoulders” down to “feet” their “tapered” bodies STRENGTHS disperse

Exactly like MINE DOES (except MINE “tapers” in reverse)!!!

Many Have Said PERFECT HEALTH is the new “standard” I

Have set by which ALL future PRESIDENTS will be judged by!

I pity the poor fools, not one of them will ever be

Anywhere near as HEALTHY as I WILL ALWAYS be

For UNCOUNTED “terms” to come due to TREMENDOUS “genes”

That won’t simply “extend” MY HEALTH but RAISE IT TO EXTREMES!!!

27 May 2026

Trumpworld Erupts in Fury as Coverage of His Health Takes Brutal Turn. https://flip.it/dcWocg

Trump’s Body Gets Humiliating Side-by-Side Reality Check. https://flip.it/7mDDU0

Toll Terms

MY WAR is going VERY WELL! MY “ceasefire” is too!
So BOMBING “Iran” neither of which is likely to skew
Away from a “peaceful conclusion” waiting ‘round the bend
Despite “renewed hostilities” I did to them append
Yesterday to MY “instinct” to RENEW BOMBING please
To FORCE RAG HEADS to “sue” for PEACE upon their BENDED KNEES!!!

MY WAR is going VERY WELL! Its END is “drawing nigh”!

PEACE will arrive SOON thanks to BOMBS I have again let fly

To pound “Iran” BACK TO THE STONE AGE where they’ll have to “sue”

For PEACE provided someone survives once MY BOMBS are through

RAINING DESTRUCTION DOWN upon their shit-hole “country” where

They’ve DEFIANTLY REFUSED to give ME a “toll” share!!!

MY WAR is going VERY WELL! PEACE is “well within sight”!

As long as I keep BOMBING “Iran” with EXPLOSIVE MIGHT

They VERY SOON MUST accept every PEACE “term” I propose

Provided someone’s left to whom I can those “terms” disclose

And if NO ONE survives that would be even better yet

Because then I won’t have to “share” the “tolls” MY “terms” will get!!

26 May 2026

US strikes Iran again: What we know, and is the ceasefire over? https://flip.it/frYOlX

More Iran war? There goes the neighborhood, and global economy. https://flip.it/b9KTvN

Ever Lower

Let’s return to Mike Johnson upon whom I depend

To as “complicit “ TOADIES go deeper than most can bend

Down to kiss MY diaper-covered ass by slavishly

PRAISING things I’ve done “Obama” did “better” than ME

Without mentioning Barrack HUSSEIN to make MAGAS think

ONLY I ALONE could do what he to do would STINK!!!

When that shrimp Mike Johnson became “Speaker of the House”

Because the guy who filled that role before him was a louse

And the next guy I wanted after they kicked the louse out

Couldn’t get the “votes” needed, not even thereabout

They “compromised” on Johnson which at first did NOT PLEASE ME

Because he’s SUCH A DICK but WHAT A TOAD he’s proved to be!!!

The “tweet” Johnson just “tweeted” out to upon ME heap PRAISE 

For MY “negotiation” SKILL that “Iran” does AMAZE 

And his belief that ONLY I have the “ability”

To “negotiate” the MESS Joe Biden left to ME

May “twist” the “truth” a bit but as “gaslighting” clearly shows

That KISSING MY ASS EVER LOWER is where Johnson goes!!!

So here’s to Mike, whose latest “tweet” about MY SKILL exposes

That when it comes ASS-KISSING his “gaslighting” discloses

His willingness to place himself “behind” MY bulbous “rear”

Where EVER LOWER he’ll keep kissing MY “posterior”!

Of course eventually I’ll throw him under the bus too

But for now “gaslit” “negotiation” SKILL from him will do!!!

25 May 2026

Mike Johnson tweets only Trump could get Iran to negotiate: The Internet gives him a history lesson. https://flip.it/EdChkF

The Real Reason

I’d really like to get LOTS MORE “Norwegians” moving to

MY Country or at least more than the NONE now coming through

Despite MY “immigration policy” I have “designed”

To WELCOME WHITE-SKINNED “immigrants” and leave NON-WHITES behind!

Oh Well! For now I’m fine with where MY “policy” has led

To WELCOMING 10,000 WHITE “South Africans” instead!!!

MY “immigration policy” (why ask a “bigot” why?)

I have designed to guarantee WHITES ONLY need apply

Who if their “skin tone’s” WHITE ENOUGH will get in without fail

Despite whatever “crimes” committed and time spent in jail!

As long as they PLEDGE LOYALTY TO ME when they arrive

MY “policy” will WELCOME THEM into MY MAGA HIVE!!!

This “poem” reveals the REAL reason why I WANT MORE WHITES HERE

From “countries” like “South Africa” (NOT “Norway” though, I fear)

I NEED THEM to “swell the ranks” of MY ANGRY MAGA MOB

I’ll SOON be “inciting” again to finish the “coup” job

They blew before - for adding MORE WHITES WELCOMED IN will swell

The MASS I can (wink nod) “suggest” could BLOW LIBTARDS TO HELL!!!

24 May 2026

Trump Admin Continues ‘White Only’ Immigration Policy By Welcoming 10K More White South Africans. https://flip.it/PUBP4S

Funny Isn't Funny

“Funny” ISN’T “funny” when it’s “funny” ABOUT ME
Which is why I am DESTROYING “late night comedy”

MY VICTORY continued last night when DEADMAN “Colbert”

Broadcast his LAST SHOW because his “humor’s” SO UNFAIR
Especially to ME but also to ALL MAGAS too
Who LIKE ME when it comes to “funny” know JUST OURS will do!!!

The “thin skin” MAGAS wrap themselves in stops from getting through

Anything to which DUMOCRATS think “funny” is due

NOTHING’S “funny” to US except that used to portray

OUR SUPERIORITY through the SMIRKS WE use to convey

OUR DOMINANCE and demonstrate WE ALONE being WHITE

Consider treating ALL WHO AREN’T as “jokes” to be OUR RIGHT!!!

Never again will LIBTARD “comics” on “late night TV”

Be allowed to ATTACK MAGAS through “jokes” thought “funny”

By DUMOCRATS, hereafter ONLY I am allowed to

About “spastics” and “faggots” and “immigrants” drop a few

SNIDE MOCKING “jokes” to MY CULT CROWDS there to be entertained

Who through MY MAGA-brand of “funny” keeps their HATE inflamed!!!

23 May 2026

Bitter Trump unloads on ‘dead person” Colbert as late-night star gets sensational clap out. https://flip.it/9hYikL

Inside Trump's growing frustration as his revenge tour loses its grip on media. https://flip.it/gd.vTJ

What a Surprise!

WHAT A SURPRISE about which I had NOT ONE SINGLE CLUE!
MY hand-picked “Arts Panel” APPROVED MY TREMENDOUS “plan” to
Build a two hundred fifty foot high ARCH HONORING ME
Directly across the “flight path” planes use when to D.C
They have been flying in and out…But So What? They can lose
That “pattern” of  “approach” and “take off” and another choose!!!

WHAT A SURPRISE to be allowed to MY SKY-HIGH ARCH build!

Why worry about “air safety”? With MY DREAM now fulfilled

Like everything else in D.C. “air routes” can also be

Altered to accommodate changes that HONOR ME

And like MY “TRUMP-Kennedy Center” and “Peace Institute”

MY ARCH may ENRAGE “critics” but why should I give a toot???

MY ARCH once it’s jutting proudly erect into the sky

Will frame the home of ROBERT E. LEE (what a SUPER GUY!)

Seen by looking one way through it while the other way

Views of the “Lincoln Memorial” will NOT convey

But that’s just a “coincidence”! MY “design” for the thing

Did NOT “intentionally” include Civil War “gaslighting”!!!

So VERY SOON when you fly into or out of D.C.

If you look in the distance you’ll be PRIVILEGED to see

Thrusting high above the trees by the “Patomic River”

The TRIBUTE TO ME that MY GLORIOUS ARCH will deliver

That glimpse will be worth any “inconvenience” that you may

Experience should your rerouted “flight path” cause delay!!!

22 May 2026

Trump’s Hand-Picked Arts Panel Approves His Big Arch Plans. https://flip.it/9Xg_P5