On Guard!

The “third time” is supposed to be “the charm” so they tell ME
So here’s MY “third” poem about the ALGAE CONSPIRACY
EVIL VANDALS brought about to cause MY FLAG BLUE “pool”
To resemble a CESS POOL filled with PUTRID SLIME GREEN STOOL
Which since I’m a TREMENDOUS “BUILDER” has hit ME SO HARD
To MY “Reflecting Pool” I’ve deployed MY NATIONAL GUARD!!!

DO NOT BLAME ME nor MY RICH Mar-A-Lago “neighbor” who

Received MY “no-bid contract” to repair the PUTRID STEW

BARRACK HUSEIN OBAMA MY “Reflecting Pool” made of

Before with MILLIONS of “tax dollars” I had showered “love”

Down upon it in the form of U.S. FLAG BLUE paint

That VANDALS did since SABOTAGE to “peel” without constraint!!!

Who could have done such EVIL to the BEAUTY I CREATED?
Within TWO WEEKS I’ll find them and have them EXTERMINATED
Just like the SLIME GREEN ALGAE SCUM they into MY “pool” poured
To cover it’s new BLUE BOTTOM ADMIRED and ADORED
And during those TWO WEEKS it takes to bring VANDALS to light
ARMED TROOPS will GUARD MY PAINT from ALGAE VANDALS day and night!!!

21 June 2026

Trump says Reflecting Pool needs more repairs, blames 'terrible Vandals'. https://flip.it/thCwVy

Trump hit with ridicule as National Guard stands at Reflecting Pool. https://flip.it/SuKuY1

Vandals Hate Beauty

It’s VANDALISM, I tell you, so clear to ME to see

That turned MY BLUE “Reflecting Pool” into a “travesty”!

Its U.S. FLAG BLUE coating that is now “peeling” away

Would have remained INTACT AS I AM for DECADES, OK?

If VANDALS hadn’t snuck in to disrupt the CRYSTAL FLOW

Of PRISTINE WATER thus allowing ALGAE BLOOMS to grow!!!

It’s VANDALISM, I tell you, that made MY BLUE “pool” stray

Away from its RESTORED CONDITION I designed to stay

INTACT for CENTURIES TO COME as FITTING TRIBUTE to

What the GREATEST PRESIDENT in “history” could do

Given VERY FEW “tax dollars” compared with those that

OBAMA spent on MY “pool” to create his GREEN SCUM MAT!!!

It’s VANDALISM, I tell you, that made MY BLUE PAINT “peel”

NOT “hydrogen peroxide” MY Brane said was the REAL DEAL

I needed to remove the SCUM from MY “Reflecting Pool”

ALL “scientists” who say it was I hereby OVERRULE!

It was that LIGHTWEIGHT “Reporter” recorded ripping paint

From the bottom of MY BLUE “pool”, don’t tell ME that it ain’t!!!

It’s VANDALISM, I tell you, as that “reporter” shows

And like him EVERY VANDAL RESPONSIBLE I’LL EXPOSE

As TRAITORS to BEAUTIFICATION I both live and breathe

As shown by GOLD APPLIQUÉ FOAM I super-glued to please

MY PERFECT SENSE OF BEAUTY which with “tax bucks” I’ll return

To MY “pool” VANDALS WHO HATE ME AND BEAUTY so did spurn!!!

20 June 2026

Trump Claims ‘Vandalism’ Caused Reflecting Pool Debacle, Accuses ABC Reporter of Trying To Make It Worse. https://flip.it/sZ-xe2

'Getting Worse By The Day': Chris Hayes Taunts Trump Over His Most Visible Failure. https://flip.it/XD1SML

Profitable Fiascos

I promised I would “Drain The Swamp” in D.C. but it seems
I have instead created the swamp of MY critic’s dreams
By painting MY “Reflecting Pool” “American Flag Blue”
Which an “algae” filled cess-pool MY paint has turned it into
And using “hydrogen peroxide” to remove the scum
Has instead caused MY paint to “peel” and “chunks” to come undone!!!

When MY STABLE GENIUS BRANE “conceived” MY pool “idea”

It “envisioned” a SWIMMING POOL filled with water so clear

“Tourists” would come to see it as a “wading pool” attraction

Which during hot D.C. summers would surely gain much traction

But summer-heated water and “American Flag Blue”

Apparently creates a “Petri Dish” for “algae stew”!!!

Who Knew? Not ME! Only DUMOCRAT “engineers” warned that

Painting MY “Pool” DARK BLUE would increase “algae” ATTACK

Which had been a “recurring issue” ‘ere MY BRANE told ME

How to make “algae bloom” SLIME grow “exponentially”

Plus none told ME “hydrogen peroxide” that MY BRANE said to

Use to KILL the “algae” was “paint thinner” tried and true!!!

As with MY “Iran” WAR “MOU” and “UFC FIGHT”

“Memes” calling MY “pool” a “fiasco” quickly came to light

To say “algae’s” a “perfect metaphor” for MY “tenure”

As PRESIDENT but Who Cares what “memes” say?, the “point” for sure

Is that no matter how what MY BRANE said to do turns out

MY “cut” ensures EVERY “fiasco” adds to MY WEALTH COUNT!!!

19 June 2026

Trump fighting losing battle with Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool algae is a ‘perfect metaphor’. https://flip.it/uNev_v

Benefits

No one knows more about “strategy” than I do so
I’m shocked Republicans say MY WAR “MOU” does BLOW!
They obviously MISS THE POINT of why I it created
As yet one more “diversion” in a “series” that’s equated

With turning “focus” away from that EPSTEIN FILE CRAP

Long enough for ME to MY NEXT “diversion” unwrap!!!

Also there’s no “reason” why “Iran” should feel “elated”

About MY “MOU” - So What if they anticipated

I’d COME DOWN HARDER on them than MY “MOU” implies

Since I “TACO” on EVERYTHING they’ll soon realize

No matter what MY “MOU” says it WON’T ME “compel”

From TACOing back to BOMBING their asses STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!

I said if things don’t go exactly as I say they MUST

I’ll return POUNDING their DUM shit hole into dust

And as I “dropped a hint” about the other day I may

This TACO TURN decide to use NUKES to BLOW THEM AWAY

If they DO NOT COMPLY with what MY “MOU” says do

No matter what the “benefits” that will to them accrue!!!

It may seem “strange” to those with LESSER “Brane Power” than ME

That MY “MOU” with “Iran” seems to pronounced degree

“Benefit” them more than ME - but that’s NOT what it will

Do if each ‘term” in it in “two” months both sides fulfill!

So what if they make BILLIONS and to “transit fees” stay prone?

MY “benefit” is LESSER “EPSTEIN” focus back at home!!!

18 June 2026

“Worst foreign policy blunder in decades”: Republicans turn on Trump over Iran deal. https://flip.it/b3vz1D

Angry and Rattled, Trump’s Fox Allies Blurt It Out on Live TV: He Lost. https://flip.it/TTFv4p

Even Larger

I may have “promised” that “taxpayers” NOT A DIME would pay
For MY BALLROOM but that was before costs “ballooned”, OK?,
From 200 Million I originally said
It would cost before it started growing in MY head

Into a structure EVEN LARGER than it was before

I began EXPANDING IT to distract from MY WAR!!!

I may have “promised” NO “taxpayer dollars” would be used

For MY BALLROOM but that was ‘ere MY WHITE HOUSE I abused

By TEARING it’s whole “East Wing” down and leaving in its place

Another kind of HOLE surrounded by CRAP to deface

MY White House “grounds” for MANY YEARS before MY BALLROOM’s done

Once I finally make up MY “mind” about its “square foot” sum!!!

Of Course eventually MY BALLROOM’s SIZE I’ll have decided

And it will TOWER HIGH ABOVE where Presidents resided

In the dumpy shit hole White House before I arrived 

And TORE PART OF IT DOWN to clear space for the place I’ve strived

For a year to finalize “dimensions” to obtain

IMMENSITY that HONORS ME and your “tax dollars” I drain!!!

17 June 2025

GOP leader confirms taxpayers on the hook for Trump's ballooning $600M ballroom.

https://flip.it/DMecKH

Tribute Opportunity!

Half of MY total “focus” is increasing MY VAST WEALTH

The other half is making EVERYTHING ABOUT MYSELF

The WEALTH half’s pretty easy, I let “tax revenue” pay

For WHATEVER Congress toads let ME with get away

And making EVERYTHING ALL ABOUT ME’s a snap to do

I just claim I’m a PATRIOT and hump a flag or two!!!

Amerika’s 250th birthday gives ME

Yet another ALL ABOUT ME opportunity!

Why waste time simply “celebrating” some DUM old age tally

When that “birthday” can be turned into a GIANT TRUMP RALLY?

I always get what I want and this time I’ll realize it

By making that day a TRIBUTE to SELF-AGGRANDIZEMENT!!!

Why “celebrate” Amerika’s “birthday” when it can be

Another chance to make a “special day” ALL ABOUT ME?

So that’s what I’ll be doing on the 4th day of July

When THE GREATEST TRUMP RALLY EVER HELD I will apply

To CELEBRATE MYSELF by co-opting entirely

Some “milestone” birthday to make it be ALL ABOUT ME!!!

16 June 2026

‘He has to make it about himself’: Trump criticized as he confirms rally for America’s 4 July celebrations. https://flip.it/JFF.5B

Dignity

MY SHARPIE PEN worked PERFECTLY: It only rained a bit

On MY UFC SPECTACLE! The “weather” WASN’T SHIT

And THOUSANDS in attendance on MY White House lawn did not

Suffer too unduly from the “bug bites” that they got

And MILLIONS who payed to watch got MORE than their money’s worth

Because MY BIRTHDAY FIGHT delighted them with BLOODY MIRTH!!!

The “joke”, you see, was NOT ON ME! It was on MY FOES who

Complained it wasn’t “dignified” to MY White House lawn screw

By constructing a GIANT CAGE on it where BLOOD would splatter

TO HONOR ME for turning 80 without getting fatter

Nor losing ANY of the “marbles” in MY STABLE BRANE

Which came up with a BIRTHDAY SPECTACLE beyond “insane”!!!

HEY! Why not keep MY BIRTHDAY SPECTACLE going non-stop

By covering ALL of D.C. with a GIANT BIG TOP

Under which a never-ending “CIRCUS” could occur

“Perpetually” to HONOR ME with NO RAIN to endure

Nor “bugs” because I’ll “fumigate” which means “gas masks” may be

Required by attendees for a CENTURY or “three”???

What another GREAT “Idea” MY STABLE GENIUS

Came up with and what possibly with it could go amiss?

Imagine UFC FIGHTERS BLEEDING around the clock

Day and night to HONOR ME and to BLOOD SPORT FOES MOCK

For complaining MY SPECTACLE gave “dignity” a pass

When beyond “doubt” it showed I’VE GOT “dignity” UP THE ASS!!!

15 June 2026

Trump Celebrates 'America 250,' Birthday With Bizarre UFC Spectacle. https://flip.it/hltccz

Black Sharpie Spectacle

Assuming that MY BLACK SHARPIE PEN is “working” tonight
It will be a BEAUTIFUL EVENING for MY BIRTHDAY FIGHT!
“Torrential downpours” have been “forecast” but why should I care?
MY SHARPIE PEN will GUARANTEE “rain” WON’T FALL ANYWHERE
Near MY “cage” currently obscuring MY front White House lawn
Wherein tonight BLOODY STAGED FIGHTS will turn MAGA MALES on!!!

Assuming MY BLACK SHARPIE PEN “works” on “insect life” too

Nowhere near MY BIRTHDAY FIGHT will “bugs” be getting through

To bother attendees who’ve paid to watch BLOOD SPLATTER fall

All “insects” MY BLACK SHARPIE PEN will make “nature” recall

From anywhere near MY FIGHT “cage” to WOKE BLUE STATES where they

Will be sent by MY BLACK SHARPIE PEN to DEMS BITE AWAY!!!

Assuming MY BLACK SHARPIE PEN “works” as well as it did

During MY FIRST TERM when “hurricanes’ went where I bid

Them go due to BLACK SHARPIE PEN “marks” I “drew” on a “map”

To skew them to where I told them to go and THEY DID THAT

MY BIRTHDAY FIGHT I stage tonight to HONOR ME will be

A BLOOD-FILLED SPECTACLE completely “bug” and “downpour” free!!!

14 June 2026

The White House UFC fight is a grand pageant for an 80-year-old boy king. https://flip.it/4X4cvf

Donald Trump’s White House UFC event faces major problems. https://flip.it/0PA7Sx

Above Law Stuff

EVERYTHING had been GOING GREAT as a general rule:

MY ARCH, BALLROOM, GILDED HORSES STATUES, and REFLECTING POOL

Were BEAUTIFYING D.C. at a VERY RAPID pace

As was MY TRUMP-Kennedy Center before the disgrace

Of MY NAME’s REMOVAL from it because some WOKE SCUM

LIBTARD so-called “judge” “ruled” “DONALD TRUMP” off it “must” come!!!

EVERYTHING was GOING GREAT until things FELL APART

Once “decisions” AGAINST ME from some DUMOCRAT FART

Ignored ME being ABOVE THE LAW as ALL KNOW I AM

And handed down so-called “rulings” to try to stop MY “plan”

To BEAUTIFY AMERIKA from see to shining see

By making EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE be ALL ABOUT ME!!!

I hereby ORDER STUFF “ALL ABOUT ME” hereafter found

On buildings and GOLD STATUES “tax dollars” will place around

ALL towns and cities in STATES MAGA RED and LIBTARD BLUE

Because with so-called “legal rulings” AGAINST ME I’M THROUGH!

Hereafter I’ll IGNORE them! I’m ABOVE LAWS one and all

So have NO NEED to “comply” with those that MY STUFF forestall!!!

 

13 June 2026

Dissection Explosion in the Ranks. https://flip.it/7uO.P5

“Poetic justice”: Rainbow appears as Trump’s name is removed from Kennedy Center. https://flip.it/aA1b5m

Just Around The Bend

I’m proud to announce today for the “39th” time that

MY “Iran” WAR is ALMOST OVER! In “two” weeks if that

A PEACE AGREEMENT will be signed and I can get back to

BEAUTIFYING D.C. with another ARCH or two

And digging MY White House “hole” deeper than it was before

MY need for BIGGER EPSTEIN FILE “distractions” brought WAR!!!

Just like “39” past announcements I’ve pulled from MY ASS

This time I GUARANTEE MY WAR within “two weeks” will pass

Away like a miracle like I said once before

About some DUM “virus” that THANKS TO ME you see no more!

It will, that is, unless again Iran REFUSES to

Agree to do EXACTLY what I’ve ORDERED them to do!!!

“39” times may seem like a “lot” of times but HEY!

I had to TACO every time things did not go the way

I DEMANDED they MUST go for which I BLAME OBAMA

And BIDEN for PAST FAILURES leading to the current DRAMA

That keeps UNDOING MY announcements that MY WAR WILL END

In “two weeks” and/or VICTORY is just around the bend!!!

12 June 2026

Trump says Iran war has ended, Tehran isn’t so sure. https://flip.it/BoKR2C