Refreshed And Ready

NO ONE WORKS AS HARD AS I DO so it’s little wonder

That I occasionally need a bit of “eye blink” slumber

To “recharge” MY “batteries” so when MY eyes next open

I’m FULLY REFRESHED and READY to once again be copin’

With whatever “legal issues” I’d begun abusin’

Before “resting MY eyes” arrived to briefly set ME snoozin’!!!

“Resting MY eyes” and “falling asleep” are NOT THE SAME

So I did NOT “fall asleep” during that “basketball” game!

UNLIKE “Sleepy Joe Biden” I stay ALERT CONSTANTLY

AT ALL TIMES including when “eye blinks” are “recharging” ME

To DESTROY “democracy” with RENEWED VIGOR or

To watch some DUM GAME that lets jigaboos think they can “score”!!!

Just ask LITTLE MARIO! He’ll “swear” to you that he

Has NEVER seen ME “asleep” when he sits right next to ME

Which he does each time I make MY “Cabinet” assemble

To compare ME with GREAT MEN in “history” I resemble

And to PRAISE ME CONTINUALLY (or at least I think

That’s what they’re doing during each restorative “eye blink”!!!)

9 June 2026

Rubio notified as “Sleepy Don” Trump mocked for appearing to sleep at NBA Final. https://flip.it/sJf3DU

Markwaynerickybobbiejimmyjhonniebillywillie

Markwaynerickybobbie Mullin is MY kind of guy!
An ARROGANT ASSHOLE about whom “brains” do not apply!
He’s COCKY! He’s BELLIGERENT! He TOTALY IGNORES
Questions about why he like K. Noem has restored
The use of REAL EXPENSIVE PLANES to fly away from “work”
EVERY THURSDAY proving like her HE’S A LAZY JERK!!!

Matkwaynejimmyjohnnie Mullin is EXACTLY like

His “predecessor” who told “reporters” to TAKE A HIKE

Every time they asked her about flying all around

In a VERY EXPENSIVE PLANE where a BEDROOM was found

Along with a BAR, SHOWER, and other “amenities”

That made spending “tax dollars” easy as PRIVILEGED JERKS please!

Markwaynebillywillie Mullen feels ENTITLED to

Like ME GRAB ALL THAT HE CAN before his “Cabinet” role’s through

Which at the rate he’s applying SHEER IGNORANCE to “tasks”

His “role” demands means we’ll see just how long this ASSHOLE lasts

Before he makes ME look even WORSE than Kristi could plan

And then UNDER THE BUS he’ll go despite being a MAN!!!

8 June 2026
Legal expert appalled by report on Trump's DHS chief: 'We'll see how long this lasts'. https://flip.it/ea2.BE

The Hottest

I’m the HOTTEST PRESIDENT among ALL but a few
Who tried to be as HOT AS ME but didn’t quite come through
They “accomplished” things, I guess, but nowhere near as much
As ME with MY BALLROOM, MY ARC, MY POOL and other stuff
I’m “planning” to do VERY SOON after MY “Iran War”
I soon make HOT AS ME to increase MY WAR WINNING SCORE!!!

As the HOTTEST PRESIDENT MY Country’s EVER seen

It’s “incumbent” on ME to push things to their EXTREME

Like “unrestrained” CORRUPTION that’s NOT sitting on some fence

And “stupid, puerile, insipid pissbaby nonsense”

That I, MY “complicit” Cabinet, and Congress Toads ply

To FEED OUR GREED by making “democracy” UP AND DIE!!!

The HOTTEST “mess” of random “thoughts” escaping from MY Brane

Out through MY pig lips may to DUMOCRATS appear insane

But playing “multi-dimensional chess” means quite a LOT

Of seemingly “contradictory” CRAP receives a shot

Primarily to “distract” from that EPSTEIN FILES thing

I still can’t seem to “86” despite BEING A KING!!!

If you’re LOYAL you’ll be THRILLED, if you’re not you’ll “take offense”

By “stupid, puerile, insipid pissbaby nonsense”

MY Brane each day and night spews out in an unending stream

That makes “sense” ONLY to those whose ASS-KISSING is extreme

Like OLIGARCHS and Toadies I make RICHER with each “mess”

And CULTISTS who I have CONvinved  I play the HOTTEST “chess”!!!

7 June 2026

Trump Is a Hot Mess—and He’s Cooking His Party. https://flip.it/1yd9m4

Priorities

When it comes to MY TRUTH SOCIAL “posts” a “study” now

Has shown all anyone can say about them’s “Holy Cow!”

Night after night I post them out about MY main concern

Which lately’s MY REFLECTING POOL - I tend therefore to spurn

“Downers” like “the economy” or DUMB “WAR” with “Iran”

To discuss MY INCREDIBLE “beautification plan”!!!

MY “posts” I “post” primarily throughout wee hours of “night”

Because MY GENIUS Brane doesn’t need “sleep” to work right

Apparently so they tell ME “most” LOSERS tend to snooze

At night instead of during BORING ”meetings” like I choose

To during “rest MY eyes” which is why MY Brane’s set to “post”

ALL “night” of MY “priorities” about which MY “posts” BOAST!!!

Who Cares about “eggs” or “gas prices”, MY CULT MOB agrees

MY late-night “posts” about “Beautification Projects” please

Them because TRUE AMERICANS like ME simply ignore

EVERYTHING they “read” except TRUTH SOCIAL “posts” galore

“Posted” out to them EVERY NIGHT while LOSERS waste time “sleeping”

To HIGHLIGHT MY “priorities” that keep DUMOCRATS weeping!!!

6 June 2026

The truth about Trump’s Truths. https://flip.it/GgAqTy

Healthier And Younger

I’ve NOT reached any “moment of demarcation”, OK,

How could I when I’m HEALTHIER and YOUNGER every day

There is NO WAY I’m “nodding off” and thus “completely cooked”

“Resting MY eyes” helps ME see that BOREDOM’s overlooked!!!

IGNORE ALL “claims” by so-called “doctors” that MY “end is near”

And RINOS calling for ME to be thrown out on MY ear

No one’s “started to turn” on ME because I’m “NOT OK”

I’m HEALTHIER and YOUNGER than I was just yesterday!!!

ALL who say something “seriously” is “wrong” with ME will

VERY SOON be used to MY “detention centers” fill

No matter what you “think” you see I’m ALWAYS WIDE AWAKE

At ALL TIMES to WREAK VENGEANCE upon those who ME forsake!!!

“LOYALTY” to ME means doing NOTHING EVERY DAY

That generates “concern” about MY HEALTH in ANY WAY

Or expresses “concern” that MY Brane is NOT as “sharp”

As when it first began TEARING DEMOCRACY APART!!!

5 June 2026

Trump just reached a 'moment of demarcation' that signals the end is near: biographer. https://flip.it/Cg-CsX

'Completely Cooked': Bizarre Trump Oval Office Moments Lead To 25th Amendment Call. https://flip.it/OkPgmi

The week Republicans started to turn on Donald Trump. https://flip.it/h60jHM

Nothing’s Wrong Seriously!

NOTHING’s “wrong” with ME! SERIOUSLY! NOTHING’s “wrong” at all!

I’m HEALTHIER than EVERY PRESIDENT beyond recall

Has EVER been not only in “body” but also “mind”

For as all know BOTH of MINE come out PERFECT EVERY TIME

I take bi-weekly “physicals” and “cognitive tests” that

Prove I’m the HEALTHIEST PRESIDENT who has EVER sat!!!

I’m HEALTHIER than ANY PRESIDENT has EVER been

And will remain so for DECADES to come both thick and thin

Because MY GREAT TREMENDOUS “jeans” ensure I will survive

Through CENTURIES ahead (a LOT MORE than just “four” or “five”!)

And during future EONS I’ll remain the PRESIDENT

Because a HEALTHIER PRESIDENT “voters” CANNOT GET!!!

IGNORE so-called “medical doctors” and “psychologists”

Who say MY “frontal lobe” is “shrinking” and I tend to “list”

And who take “eye blinks” out of “context” as “falling asleep”

During “meetings” where “advisors” BORING THINGS repeat

Just ask MY “doctors” who each time they compete an “exam”

Speak WONDROUSLY about HOW INCREDIBLE I AM!!!

And also I’M NOT “aging”! Growing YOUNGER EVERY DAY

Is ANOTHER HEALTH “benefit” GREAT “jeans” have sent MY way!

Compare “pictures” of ME “20” years ago with those now

And you will see “reverse aging” MY genes” to ME endow

And EVER YOUNGER, HEALTHIER, and SMARTER I’ll appear

As “Brane” and “body” HEALTH convey ME forward year by year!!!

4 June 2026

‘Something Seriously Wrong’: Trump’s Desperate Proof of Life Stunt Explodes in His Face as Fans Can Only Focus on One Shocking Thing. https://flip.it/GwmWS0

Look On ME

Since that “judge” “ordered” MY NAME on TRUMP CENTER to come down

For another place to FEATURE ME I’ve looked around

Someplace to SHOWCASE ME for the WHOLE WORLD to clearly see

ME DISPLAYED upon it from now to ETERNITY

But MY NAME on one “building” or on ALL on EVERY block

Seems INADEQUATE when MY FACE could be CARVED IN ROCK!!!

And so back to “Mount Rushmore” MY STABLE GENIUS Brane

Has returned and NOWHERE ELSE will it now entertain

As a “venue” adequate enough to HONOR ME

Throughout “history” without any uncertainty

About who THE GREATEST PRESIDENT had been before

His SCULPTURED FACE he left for EVERYBODY to ADORE!!!

There’s plenty of room on “Mount Rushmore” for MY FACE to be

Carved TWICE AS LARGE as those “four” chumps up there preceding ME!

I bet there’s even enough room for MY FIT BODY too

To be carved under MY FACE because NOTHING LESS will do

Than presenting ALL OF ME for the WHOLE WORLD to spy

For COUNTLESS CENTURIES like that “Ozymandias” guy!!!

To leave both FACE and BODY behind will completely show

What THE GREATEST PRESIDENT looked like from head to toe!

NO OTHER PREZ will ever look as HANDSOME or as FIT

As I did during DECADES I spent cleaning up the SHIT

BIDEN and OBAMA left behind (BLAME they both share)

So look on ME WORSHIPFULLY for ENDING SUCH DESPAIR!!!

3 June 2026

‘Definitely Having a Breakdown’: Trump’s Obsession With Himself Hits a Sickening New Low — Then Eagle-Eyed Fans Rip Apart the Explosive Detail He Hoped You would Notice. https://flip.it/iUl2yx

Surface Appearance

The so-called “reflecting pool” in Washington DC
Once I’m finished will be a TRUE REFLECTION OF ME
Because I “knew” MUCH MORE than “hydraulic engineers” I
Said “advice” they had tried to give ME need not apply

Those “engineers” had said that painting just the “surface” BLUE
Without “fixing” what’s “underneath” meant that a MESS was due!!!

They said SLIMY GREEN “mats” of “algae” would MY BLUE POOL fill

And so I told those “engineers” I “knew” MORE THAN to CHILL

Their “advice” about “pipes” and “filters” first needing “replacement”

Which if not done would cause MY BLUE “reflecting pool’s” DEFACEMENT

I said MY BLUE POOL would FOREVER BEAUTIFUL remain

Because MY GENIUS said so so who needs it to “drain”???

In “contests” pitting “science” against STABLE GENIUS

GENIUS comes out on top! DON’T BLAME ME if some MESS

Results after something MY GENIUS tells ME to do

Doesn’t turn out exactly like I have “assured” you

It did because IT WASN’T ME who SCREWED UP on the way

To getting done what I said do - it was “science”, OK???

The reason “education” I have ORDERED be DESTROYED

Is because “educated people” make ME SO ANNOYED!!!

Every time I ORDER something done EGG-HEADS butt in

With “warnings” about “consequences” before I begin

To do what STABLE GENIUS assures ME will go fine

Provided “engineers” and “scientists” DO NOT “opine”!!!

Painting MY “reflecting pool” BRIGHT BLUE will guarantee

Its “shallow surface” REFLECTS MINE…Who Cares if there may be

“Issues” lurking “underneath” “surface appearance” to

Eventually fill what’s inside with SLIMY GROSS GREEN GOO?

By the time that “algae’s” grown into a PUTRID MAT

I’ll have found other “projects” to throw MY GENIUS at!!!

2 June 2026

‘Can’t Do Anything Right’: Trump Didn’t Listen, and Now He’s Paying the Price — Reflecting Pool Drama Explodes With New Setback That Could Shut It All Down. https://flip.it/kIET29

Party Safe

Building MY BALLROOM ALONE I’ve decided won’t do
When adding a DRONE PORT on top for a BILLION or “two”
More will ensure that every time RICH “friends” invited to

Attend BALLROOM EVENTS below can PARTY SAFE straight through

MISSILE ATTACKS launched at MY BALLROOM from ANYWHERE

Because DRONES launched from up top will SHOOT THEM DOWN in “mid air”!!!

Why build MY BALLROOM ONLY when for a few BILLION MORE

MY OLIGARCH “friends” will be SAFE once they enter the door

Where inside they will be able to PARTY SAFE EACH NIGHT

Because up top MY DRONE PORT DRONES hidden from “public” sight

Will ALWAYS BE PREPARED to at the first sign of ATTACK

Fly up from MY BALLROOM ROOF to ATTACK ATTACKS BACK!!!

While down below “invitees” PARTY SAFE night after night

Up above ATTACK DRONES standing ready to ignite

To intercept incoming THREATS both “foreign” and “domestic”

Will ensure all FESTIVITIES below remain protected

So if you’re RICH ENOUGH to be MY BALLROOM’S “invitee”

MY up top DRONE PORT will GUARANTEE your SECURITY!!!

1 June 2026

(Drone Port at the White House Ballroom Tweet) https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/116669918375459254

Trump Defends Drone Port on Roof of “Ballroom,” Warns Judge Over Lawsuit: “We can no longer defend Washington, D.C., with rifles and pistols, alone”. https://flip.it/RgTMV1

More Me!

Who needs a bunch of third-rate LOSER “artists” anyway?

MY “Great American State Fair” will be MORE THAN OK

Without “entertainers” because the GREATEST OF ALL

“Entertainer” has decided to on D.C.’s “Mall”

RANT and RAGE and THREATEN VENGEANCE continually

For HOURS and that TREMENDOUS “Entertainer” is ME!!!

Instead of “singing” and “dancing” and other STUPID STUFF

Performed on stage by TRAITORS with whom I’ll be getting ROUGH

For dropping out of the SPECTACLE I’d intended to

Use LOTS MORE “tax dollars” for to bring to MY CULT CREW

MY “Great American State Fair” a RALLY now will be

Which will THRILL all “attendees” there who’ll hear and see MORE ME!!!

Not only will MY “whiny” RANT MUCH BETTER “entertain”

MY MAGA CULT but they’ll also be PRIVILEGED to obtain

Another look at MY patented “double hand job” moves

Before, during, and after hearing MY “I WAS ROBBED!!!” groves!

Who says MY “Great American State Fair” will “fall apart”?

MY RANTS and “jerk-off moves” will make it A GREAT WORK OF ART!!!

31 May 2026

Trump to hold rally at “Great American State Fair” after artists back out. https://flip.it/fIPs0F

Trump says he’ll replace artists who backed out of concert. https://flip.it/YdPWZ8

Trump to headline “Great American State Fair” for national”s 250th anniversary after artists drop out. https://flip.it/aIW3yK