Early And Often

If MY TOAD “candidates” don’t WIN their “midterms” you will see

A “third” IMPEACHMENT “inevitably” awaiting ME!

And that would be an “affront” to GOD because ALL who LOVE

ME “know” he CHOSE ME to be sent down from up above

To RULE ALL “nations” on Earth starting with the current one

In which MY ETERNAL DICTATORSHIP I have begun!!!

If DUMOCRATS regain POWER when the next “midterms” come

I’ll be IMPEACHED for the “third” time by DUMOCRATIC SCUM

Who’ve tried to STOP ME “twice” before when BOTH TIMES I was able

To “dodge” the “bullets” because enough MAGA TOADS were able

To STOP the “process” in its tracks before it reached its end

Thanks to TOADS like McConnell so CONvinced they were MY “friend”!!!

So VOTE EARLY and OFTEN if the “midterms” get away

From MY efforts to END THEM or to at least delay

Them until MY DICTATORSHIP I’ve FULLY implemented

Through “Martial Law” or other means to ensure they’re prevented

From EVER re-occurring while in POWER I remain

Which will soon be FOREVER once enough TOAD VOTES I gain!!!

23 August 2026

‘Manifest that s***’: Trump ridiculed as he predicts third impeachment. https://flip.it/Jh3qOO

Poison Pill

“November” is coming and that means the “Midterms” will
Be coming too unless I some VOTE-STOPPING POISON PILL

Force down MY country’s throat that thereby ENDS once and for all

The “democratic process” to its DUM “voting” forestall

So there’s NO THREAT of LANDSLIDE DEFEAT carried on the backs
Of MY “endorsed” MAGA WHITES and a few UNCLE TOM “blacks”!!!

“November” is coming and “the writing’s on the wall”

“Written” in BIG “letters” several “hundred” MILES tall

That indicate the SORRY FATE of TOADIES I “endorse”

Unless I successfully THROW “voting rights” off course

By GENIUS “skullduggery” I’m ready to install

Well before DUM “voting” makes MY DICTATORSHIP fall!!!

There’s NO WAY I’ll let “Midterm voting” in November come

Because ALL “polls” are indicating WOKE DUMOCRAT SCUM

Could be the ONLY “candidates” “elected” if I don’t

Shove that DEADLY POISON PILL down “democracy’s” throat

Deep enough to CHOKE OFF what is now a guarantee

LANDSLIDE DEFEAT of TOADS I NEED to keep DEAR LEADER free!!!

And so I say to MAGAS EVERYWHERE: Although I’ll STOP

“Elections” long before DUMOCRATS get on ME the drop

They still should plan to turn out in MASS NUMBERS when they “vote”

To STICK IT TO DUM DUMOCRATS trying MY throat to choke

And to induce MY LOYAL VOTERS to turn out “EN MASS”

They should pretend ALL ballots” they “cast” include MY fat ass.

22 August 2026

Trump tries new midterm message to supporters: ‘Pretend, please, that I’m on the ballot’. https://flip.it/rjS-g9

Fade Away

When it comes to the “cost of gas” MY “gaslighting’s” SUPREME

Just think about what I just said and you’ll see what I mean!

In “Long Island” the other day to an IMMENSE CROWD SIZE

I said that I would NEVER for “gas costs” APOLOGIZE

Because as I’ve said in MANY “speeches” along the way

Paying just a “bit more’s” WORTH IT to hold NUKES at bay!!!

When it comes to the “cost of gas” it’s NO “sacrifice” to

Pay a bit more to ensure WORLD WAR III isn’t due

To come because “Iran” has gained NUKE “capability”

The RIGHT to declare such a WAR’s TOTALLY UP TO ME!

Therefore the “price of gas” you pay as I warned you about

By climbing just a bit higher makes WAR MAKING MY SHOUT!!!

Remember what I’ve told you VERY MANY TIMES before:

By paying a bit more for gas you’ll STOP NUCLEAR WAR

Being declared by ANYONE BUT ME as is MY RIGHT

As will remain so as long as your belts you clench more tight

Until “higher prices” for gas will as I have told you

Fade away like a “miracle” as once did COVID’S dew!!!

21 August 2026

Trump says he'll ‘never apologise’ for high gas prices – and the crowd’s reaction is just as concerning. https://flip.it/hA3RPb

The Honor Is Mine

Imagine an BIG AIRCRAFT CARRIER named for some BLACK!
NO WAY I’d EVER let that happen! Ergo MY ATTACK
On EVERY NAVY IDIOT who thought it would be fine
To “honor” some “DUM “negro sailor” who some say some time
Very long ago did something NO ONE now recalls
That ship needs TRUMP bigly displayed on both sides of its ‘bows”!!!

Imagine “honoring” some “man” as BLACK as he can be

By naming a ship after him whose name could HONOR ME

Which is what I DEMAND the NAVY immediately does

By changing that proposed name to MINE rather than some SCUZ

Darkie who the “Navy” was a “war hero” when HEY!,

NO BLACK has EVER been “heroic” any single way!!!

Imagine how TREMENDOUS MY NEW CARRIER will be

Once it’s displaying DONALD J. TRUMP as the NAME you see

When you gaze high up at it’s “bows” while it’s sailing away

To FORCE the “Straight of Whoremuze” OPENED BACK UP ALL THE WAY

So OIL can flow free again thanks to the HERO who

Had it renamed since WHO THE HELL “honors” a jigaboo???

20 August 2026

Exclusive: Navy weighs renaming carrier slated to honor Black war hero, potentially switching it to Trump. https://flip.it/RgOhTF

Power Projection

It’s STEAM!, I tell you, I want to “project” MY NAVY’S MIGHT!

STEAM ALONE and ONLY STEAM will make MY ships run right!

Forget “electromagnetic” SHIT none can “understand”

ONLY STEAM ALONE can make MY NAVY like ME GRAND!

Because I am a GENIUS I “know” STEAM is the “key”

To making NAVY WARSHIPS run as POWERFUL as ME!

No HOTTER POWER SOURCE will EVER be a better way

To ships at SEA make just like ME put POWER on display!

Envision WHITE CLOUDS billowing above TRUMP BATTLESHIPS

And behind JET PLANES taking off and you’ll see how STEAM RIPS

Apart all other forms of “power” that quietly sit

Around like “electricity” that DO NOT “project” SHIT!!!

I say replace things that run things on ships “electrically”

With STEAM “components” so they all run just as HOT as ME

And WHITE POWER will billow high into the sky above

ARMADAS sent by ME to “project” POWER TYRANTS LOVE!!!

19 August 2026

Trump’s Current Naval Fixation. https://flip.it/pU3pk1

Straight Ahead

I’m NOT “completely spiraling”! I’m CALM as I can be
And MY buddy Kim Jong Un completely agrees with ME!
My WAR is going “swimmingly” as EVERYBODY “knows”
And any second “Iran” will SURRENDER, I suppose
Because MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY of ATTACKING their land
Has gone so VERY MUCH BETTER than even I had “planned”!!!

I’m NOT “completely spiraling”! I am “cucumber” COOL

About BOMBING so-called “allies” because they as a rule

Eventually DEFY ME when I tell them what to do

Which is why “Oman” will soon be a SLAG HEAP clear through

Because they and “Iran” are both CONSPIRING to see

“Transition Fees” flow straight to them without a cut to ME!!!

I’m NOT “completely spiraling”! MY WAR is going GREAT

In “fact” it’s gone SO WELL there’s no need to “negotiate”

As “Iran’s” BEGGING to do which as WASTING MY TIME goes

Is right up there with asking ME to “empathy” disclose

For “Middle Eastern” rag-heads and ILLEGALS here at “home”

Whose “end in sight” that’s STRAIGHT AHEAD NO “spirals” will postpone!!!

18 August 2026
Trump 'completely spiraling' as war reaches point where 'no end in sight': CNN. https://flip.it/vIVVJH

Listen To Gym!

Listen to Gym Jordan! He’s almost as SMART AS ME

When it comes to “understanding” MY ECONOMY

Is moving in a “pretty good direction” despite how

Things “are tough” for “families” who each day to “work” must plow

In “cars” that burn “expensive” gas that costs a bit more than

It did when after BEING ROBBED MY “second” term began!!!

Listen to Gym Jordan! That man “knows” of which he speaks

About how MY ECONOMY achieves “stock market” PEAKS

For ME and MY RICH “friends” and from those HIGH PEAKS VERY SOON

CASH will “trickle down” to these below feeling some gloom

Like “middle-class” and “working-class” “families” who can’t afford

“Groceries” that due to BIDEN “stratospherically” soared!!!

Listen to Gym Jordan! LOWER COSTS are on their way

For LOWER “classes” as long as “votes” do NOT blow away

“House” and “Senate” REPUBLICANS in “November” when

“Midterm elections” are now “scheduled” to be held again

Which they will do unless I’ve SHUT their STUPID “process” DOWN

Before ASS-KISSING MINIONS like Gym are forced to leave town!!! 

17 August 2026

Jim Jordan says costs ‘are tough,’ but economy is in a ‘pretty good direction’. https://flip.it/9JLEj_

Bubble Prez

A “special kind of fantasy” is what’s required to
Keep ME convinced that EVERYBODY LOVES ALL THINGS I DO!
“Twenty Four Seven” each day MINIONS supporting ME
Outdo each other maintaining the “special fantasy”
They weave around ME constantly through EVERYTHING they say
And do to guarantee MY “vision” of MYSELF won’t stray!!!

Their efforts to maintain a constant “bubble” around ME

In which they keep convincing ME their woven “fantasy”

Is TOTALLY “reality” beyond all hints of doubt

TOTALLY “negates” what anyone else who’s about

“Believes” ISN’T “true” I’ve been “convinced” is REAL, OK?,

Because within MY “bubble” things are as MY MINIONS say!!!

Things like how I’m THE PRESIDENT NO ONE has “doubts” about

And EVERYTHING I DO brings BILLIONS OF SUPPORTERS OUT

TO CHEER UNCEASINGLY for things like MY TREMENDOUS WAR

That EVERY DAY they say goes BETTER than the day before

And MY BALLROOM, MY ARCH, and MY NAME EVERYWHERE that’s why

EVERYBODY “KNOWS” THE GREATEST PRESIDENT IS I!!!

16 August 2026

It takes a special kind of fantasy to keep Trump this deluded. https://flip.it/qYxw2v

Higher Judgement

Who Cares what “judges” “order”? Who Cares what “orders” I spurn?

MY BALLROOM is much too “beyond the point of no return”

To stop UNDERWAY CONSTRUCTION in any “legal” way

Especially since “private funds” no longer need to pay

$900 MILLION DOLLARS that MY latest “estimations”

Of “tax dollars” required relieves “donor’” obligations!!!

IGNORING “judges orders” is the thing I ALWAYS do

To see if I can get away with it a month or two

Before another “order” from some “higher level judge”

Gives ME another “order” to IGNORE and hold a grudge

Against FOREVER AFTER and to ANGRILY convey

MY REVENGE AGAINST those who say I CANNOT GET MY WAY!!!

I ALWAYS GET MY WAY, OK?, but sometimes it takes more

“Time” to get it by slamming “judge orders” to the floor

Which is why the latest “order” AGAINST MY BALLROOM

Requires “higher court” support than usual to “turn

The tables” on the LOW LIFE “judge” now trying to STOP ME

Which is why MY stacked “Supreme Court” in the loop you’ll see!!!

15 August 2026

Trump admin says White House ballroom 'beyond the point of no return' in Supreme Court appeal. https://flip.it/htSohc

Holding Steady

MAGAs LOVE ME SO MUCH even “thousands” from the “dead”

Have written to fawn over things I’m going to do I’ve said

Like 401(k) “overhaul” whatever that may mean

Nobody really knows but “dead” fans see it as a dream

And so by “four” to “one” positive “comments” I have seen

From “living” and “dead” MAGAS say not doing it’s OBSCENE!!!

MAGAS LOVE ME SO MUCH that of EVERYTHING I DO

“Dead” ones write ME in DROVES to say each one is long past due!

“12,000” “testimonials” from both “alive” and “dead”

MAGAS I’ve received while ONLY “3,000” instead

Are AGAINST MY “overhaul” NOBODY “understands”

But even “dead” MAGAS agree is one of MY BEST “plans”!!!

FOES claim that “astroturfing” lies behind the FULL SUPPORT

MY 401(k) “overhaul” “dead” MAGAS ALL report

But LOYAL MAGAS understand the TOTAL LOYALTY

I DEMAND extends beyond the “grave” they’ll someday see

And so it’s no surprise those who have “passed away” already

Knew I expected “LOYALTY” to after “death” hold steady!!!

14 August 2026

Trump's 401(k) overhaul deluged with fake MAGA fawning — some from dead people.

https://flip.it/MmmjXC