Glitch-Free

MY CLEAR and PRECISE “speechs” are all WONDERS to behold!
Each one is TOTALLY “glitch”-free and worth its weight in GOLD
Because **BLAUCKK** they originate from ***FRAP** MY GENIUS
That **SWOSKA** NEVER “glitches” as all who hear them insist
NEVER has a **EEAKO** CLEARER speaker on stage
More CLEARLY impressed audiences **UTGHED** he has engaged!!!

DUM rumors that you may have heard about “weird noises” that

Have started to appear in MY **SPUZKA** speeches are CRAP!

NEVER has a **KLACKTO** CLEARER speaker EVER been

Than he who stands before **SRACK** you to his speeches behind

And end completely ERROR FREE without **MOULK** “glitches” found

In all the CRYSTAL **SCHMOOK** CLEAR “words” that within them abound!!!

It takes a SPECIAL GENIUS to “speachify” “glitch”-free

But that in EVERY **GKACKTM** speech you can expect from ME!

NEVER has a CLEARER speaker I **SCHMOOK** say again

Delivered **SRACKZOG** words on which NO “glitches” descend!

All who’ve heard ME **SKAZBLACH** say they’ve NEVER **FROOFRAK** heard

CLEARER **BLASHSHOOP** “thoughts” expressed in EVERY **ERGFRAK** WORD!!!

24 October 2026

‘WTF Was That’: Trump Made A ‘Weird Noise’ And Critics Are Truly Baffled. https://flip.it/1KnwNt

No Row

I guess “the law” seemed pretty clear to LIBTARDS who believe
That ANY “law” applies to ME but I had up MY sleeve
MY “Supreme Court” I’d packed chock-full of “sympathetic” shits

Who “ruled” I CAN DO ANYTHING for NO “law” to ME fits

So let ME repeat once again: MY SECOND TERM I WON
Before FAKE “votes” ROBBED ME so I DESERVE ANOTHER ONE!!!

The so-called “law” that says a “third term” simply can’t be sought

To ME DOES NOT APPLY because “two in a row” is NOT

What I would have achieved if FAKE FRAUD “voting” did not ROB

MY “second” LANDSLIDE VICTORY that MY ADORING MOB

AWARDED ME before ILLEGAL ROBBERY occurred

Which made RUNNING AGAIN not make another “run” MY “third”!!!

Provided that the “Midterms” DON’T “elect” enough DUM SCUM

Hoping to IMPEACH ME yet another “run” those DUM

LOSERS say is “illegal” they WONT’T be able to

Prevent ME from achieving since it won’t be “three” but “two”

And NO “law” says you can’t “run” to be PRESIDENT AGAIN

If  “in a row” is NOT on how your “second” did depend!!!

23 October 2026

Trump says he has the right to seek a third presidential term. https://flip.it/_I5_5s

Target Date

The ONLY way I can stay OUT OF JAIL apparently
Is to “promise” to “buy” as many “votes” as there can be
Because a DUM “blue tidal wave” is threatening to come
Wash away MY TOAD “Congress” and instead elect SCUM
Who are all “chomping at the bit” to IMPEACH ME and so
I’ve NO CHOICE but to let a lot of MY TAX DOLLARS go!!!

Instead of a “chicken in every pot” I’ll say I’ll pay
BILLIONS (at least in “promises”) to MAKE VOTES GO MY WAY!

Including CASH to “veterans” for some STUPID “water” thing

I’ll say I “promise” paying after their VOTES make Dems sting!

“After the Midterms” is now the “target date” I claim

When “voters” will get CHECKS once they’ve sent LIBTARDS down the drain!!!

So What if “buying votes” has in the past been “frowned upon”?

“Laws” DON’T APPLY TO ME the “High Court” has said all along

So “promising” to PAY FOR VOTES as long as they are cast

For TOAD MINION “Republicans” who don’t leave ME aghast

Is the newest example of how I can get away

With WHATEVER I WANT TO each and every single day!!!

So VOTE EARLY AND OFTEN for ONLY those I “endorse”

And GREAT BIG CHECKS I “promise” will as a matter of course

Be coming VERY SOON to you after the “Midterms” end

With your “election” of TOADS who’ll continue to ME bend

Their knees and do WHATEVER I’ve COMMANDED them to do

To keep ME JAIL-FREE for which I’ll SOON send your CHECKS to you!!!

22 October 2026

Trump slammed over latest payment pledge if Republicans retain Congress after midterms. https://flip.it/Yzc3IF

Turning The Tide

Of Course I WON’T accept “Midterm results” soon coming due
If they don’t ELECT REPUBLICANS what else can I do?
How else can I continue to KEEP MY ASS OUT OF JAIL
If voting “turnout” indicates MY TOAD MINIONS will FAIL?
So be prepared again for FAKE FRAUD VOTING claims to come
From ME if a “blue tidal wave” THREATENS THE CHOSEN ONE!!!

Considering all of the WONDERFUL THINGS that I have done

In “two” short years it’s hard to believe “voters” would choose SCUM

DUMOCRATS over TOAD MINIONS I FULLY ENDORSE

But if they do it’s up to ME to “adjust” “voting’s” course

Everything I’ve done so far to “fair elections” STOP

Will be for “nought” if post “Midterms” I don’t REMAIN ON TOP!!!

So in addition to ICE GOONS posted all around “polls”

And STOPPING “mail in balloting” as one of MY main goals

And claiming every “vote counting machine” is on the “fritz”

If that “blue tidal wave” occurs I’ll have to launch a blitz

Of POST ELECTIONS CHALLENGES “legal” and otherwise

To turn the tide of “voting” back before “blue voters” eyes!!!

21 October 2026

‘Go Vote’: Poll Shows 70% of US Voters Doubt Trump Will Accept GOP Walloping in Midterms. https://flip.it/tRo2Mi

Total Conquest

I can’t believe “Alberta” just refused to split away
From LIBERAL WOKE “Canada” and join MY U.S.A.!
Of all the so-called “provinces” in that DUM “northern” land
“Alberta” was the ONLY one I “thought” deserved a hand

For being so “conservative” and “independent” too
So why did it reject its chance to DUM “Canada” SCREW???

“Alberta” would have been a “jewel” in MY EMPIRE’S CROWN

Because a lot of OIL and GAS within it are found

And lots of GOLD and SILVER too just waiting up there to

Be EXPLOITED and SENT MY WAY to MY WEALTH more accrue!

I could have made that happen had that DUM “province” SECEDED

From “Canada” which all along to do I to them pleaded!!!

Oh Well…Instead of gaining “northern” WEALTH the easy way

The whole “country” I guess I’ll VERY SOON without further delay

INVADE to GAIN IT as one TOTALLY CONQUERED deal

Instead of through “elections” gain big parts of it piecemeal!

Maybe on MY way to INVADING “Greenland” I’ll sent

My INVASION FORCE to “Canada” also append!!!

20 October 2026

Alberta votes to remain part of Canada by wide margin, CBC projects. https://flip.it/p8JxNo

Martial Law

Of Course I’ll declare “martial law” in just a week or two!

The ONLY way to NOT allow “midterm elections” to

Let the DUMOCRATS “recapture” the “House” and the “Senate”

Is to STOP ALL “elections” - So What if LIBTARDS resent it?

If they WIN their “priority” will be to IMPEACH ME

The prevention of which is ALWAYS MY “priority”

I can’t let their “priority” BEAT MY “priority”

MINE HAS TO WIN so “martial law” is how I’ll make that be!!!

Who needs “elections anyway? I certainly do not!

 “Elections” reduce IMMENSE POWER I’ve made sure I’ve got

Down to a “fraction” of that which I currently enjoy

And so Of Course it’s “martial law” I’ll be FORCED to deploy!!!

Be prepared for “martial law”!, it’s coming VERY SOON

And after it there won’t be any more “election” gloom

“Midterms” or otherwise for when ALL “elections” are done

Then “by default” I’ll WIN THEM ALL without a single one!!!

So don’t be so surprised when this “November” rolls around

And “elections” in EVERY “state” can no longer be found!

The ONLY way to maintain MY POWER eternally

Is “martial law’s” end of ELECTIONS for ETERNITY!!!

19 October 2026

Fearing defeat in midterms, Republican allies urge Trump to invoke martial law to seize elections. https://flip.it/H01rtl

Healthier By Far

MY GREAT “genes” and MY “lifestyle” will well allow ME to
LIVE FOREVER if that is what I DECIDE to do!

Nobody else has EVER been as HEALTHY as I am
In both “body” and “mind” that MY FREAT “genes” let ME command
I have NO “health problems” at all, not to ANY degree
Much less “very severe problems” you thought you heard from ME!!!

I NEVER “claimed” I’d “health problems” “severe” or otherwise!

That was FAKE FRAUD “news” intended to capitalize

On CASTING DOUBT on MY “ability” to continue

 Painting MY “Western Hemisphere” in red and white and blue

“Colors” ONLY I ALONE have the POWER to “paint”

By “choosing healthy lifestyle choices” that others ain’t!!!

I DON’T DRINK and I DON’T SMOKE and DRUGS I DO NOT DO

Which makes ME HEALTHIER BY FAR that EVERY ONE OF YOU

Who do and thus “reduce” the years you’ll stay alive on EARTH

Before if you’re a LOYAL MAGA getting a choice berth

In HEAVEN high above or if you are a DUMOCRAT

Spending your whole “afterlife” in HELL’S HOT BOILING VAT!!!

IGNORE whatever you have heard about MY “health”, OK?

NO “very severe problems” affect ME in ANY WAY

I’m “healthy as a horse” and will continue being so

As long as I choose to be before choosing to let go

By “shuffling” this “mortal coil” off to thus ascend

To HEAVEN where GOD HIMSELF to MY POWER low will bend!!!

18 October 2026

Psychologist details the truth behind Trump's 'very severe problems' claim. https://flip.it/9Axcygm

Scaramucci Records

“Half a Scaramucci” is a “record” so they say
But DON’T BLAME ME for “Zacharia” setting it, OK?
“Vetting” isn’t MY “job”, all who hope to work for ME
Are supposed to be “vetted” by someone to some degree
Before they bow down before ME and kiss MY sacred ass
And into MY “employment” they are then allowed to pass!!!

“Half a Scaramucci” has become apparently

A “measure” of how long a minion gets to work for ME

Before something they do or say or something in their past

EMBARRASSES ME to an extent I CANNOT let last

For very long (like maybe “half a Scaramucci”, say,

Before I “suggest” they’d be better off GOING AWAY!!!)

“Half a Scaramucci” is a “record” that may be

Standing for awhile or at least “temporarily”

Before the next “incompetent” “vetters” to ME has sent

I’ve FIRED for EMBARRASSMENT TO ME they should prevent

But didn’t so you see IT WILL NOT BE MY FAULT AT ALL

Should shorter “Scaramucci records” attend each downfall!!!

17 October 2026

Katie Zacharia was too incompetent even for Trump. https://flip.it/7hO_di

Trump’s Private Scathing Criticism of Katie Zacharia Revealed By White House Reporters. https://flip.it/VOfC.o

Well Done

Kristi Noem (remember her?) worked so hard at her “role”
At MY “Shield of America” it took a heavy toll
On her ability to function so I’ve moved her out
Because “caring” for LOYALISTS is what I’m all about!!!

VERY SOON her new “role” I’ll announce to one and all
Into which she’ll slither in her ever upwards crawl

I don’t “know” what it will be but in it before she’s done

She’ll “accomplish” as much as she did in her last one!!!

What’s that you say?, you hadn’t heard of “anything” that she

In her “Shield of America” role “accomplished” for ME?

Of Course you hadn’t…the GREAT THINGS for ME that she did there

Were SUPER SECRET so naturally you stayed unaware!!!

But all those GREAT THINGS she did there are “finished” so it’s time

To move her on to her next “role” where she’ll do just as fine

Which VERY SOON I’ll come up with but meanwhile she can rest

In the glow of A JOB WELL DONE she SECRETLY did best!!!

16 October 2026

Noem out of Shield of America’s role, State Department confirms. https://flip.it/1SPPfN

You And We

It takes a “special” type of “you” to believe that “we” WE
“Care like crazy” about “you”…why would that EVER be?
Why waste a second of “our” time “caring” for “you” DUM SCUM
Who have NOT MADE A FORTUNE since “our” WAR “we’d” first begun???

“High Oil Prices” mean NOTHING to “we” WINNERS who know
How to “manipulate” STOCK PRICES either way they flow

Should they go “up” or they go “down” on any given day

Doesn’t matter since “we” MAKE A FORTUNE either way!!!

“Who is we?” you ask…well, it’s NOT “you” obviously

Who of “high oil prices” complain so consistently

“We’re” much too busy GETTING RICH to “care” about how “you”

Keep needing to “tighten your belt” as “you” try to get through!!!

ONLY “you” ALONE “feel the pinch” of “high prices” that

Have no ability to pin “we” WINNERS to the mat!

Just tighten “your” belts while you listen to “our” guarantee

That come “November” VOTES for “us” will SOON make “you” be “we”!!!

15 October 2026

'Who Is We?': Trump Blasted For Saying 'We're Making A Fortune' From High Oil Prices. https://flip.it/i_yQ68