Rest Assured

Ignore “prices” you see on “gas pumps”! VERY SOON they’re due

To be MUCH LOWER than they are today I ASSURE YOU!

Despite “short term volatility” your “gas price” will be

CHEAPER than it was before MY LANDSLIDE “number three”

And before LANDSLIDE “number two” when FAKE VOTES did ME ROB

And before LANDSLIDE “number one” began MY LIFETIME’s “job”!!!

As long as I “remain in office” as I intend to

For “decades” if not “centuries” ahead I ASSURE YOU

Gas “short term volatility” I’ll make LOWER to go

Before upcoming “elections” can deal a fatal blow

To ME and MY TOADS who “high gas prices” would make to “fail”

Because “failure” means the rest of MY “life” I’ll spend in JAIL!!!

STOP LOOKING at “high gas prices” when you “pump gas”, OK?

Rest assured MUCH LOWER PRICES I’ll make SOON hold sway!

They’re scheduled to arrive before “mid-term elections” due

To be held in “November” can knock REPUBLICANS askew!

How will I get “gas prices” DOWN to stay JAIL-FREE? We’ll see!

But I’ll come up with something to DEFEAT “democracy”!!!

16 April 2026

White House assures voters gas prices will go down in summer despite “short term volatility”. https://flip.it/ZnpRdH

Killer Coke

MY WAR is making ENEMIES who CRITICIZE ME “blue”

And MY TREMENDOUS TARIFFS they’re “complaining” about too!

They don’t accept that VERY SOON as I repeatedly 

Have assured them MY GOLDEN AGE spread EVERYWHERE will be

So to “distract” them once again so “Epstein” they don’t “think”

About I’ll tell them MY “belief” about SOMETHING I DRINK!!!

As all know ONLY DIET COKES ALONE all day and night

I consume in “mass quantities” but if you “think” that might

Be because I drink NO “booze’ so COKE’s the “substitute”

I use the stay “hydrated” give that “thought” you have the boot!

Or if you “think” the “caffeine” in MY DIET COKES keeps ME

“Alert” IT DOES NOT! I’m “naturally” ALERT AS CAN BE!!!

So why do I drink DIET COKES “continually” you

Ask? Well, there’s just one reason why I to COKE stay true

And that reason is because when you pour COKE on the “grass”

THE GRASS DIES so that means that COKE must also keep your ass

CANCER FREE because it KILLS GRASS which means CANCER “cells”

IT ALSO KILLS when drunken down to deep wherein one dwells!!!

MY “theory” about CANCER “cells” and KILLER COKE is TRUE

Because it has NO “basis” in that “scientific” stew

Of “evidence” that EVERY MAGA REJECTS as BULLSHIT

Because LIBTARD “A-student” EGGHEADS tend to “believe” it

And like RFK Jr. ALL TRUE MAGAS REJECT “facts”

Based on “intelligence ” that EVERY TRUMP SUPPORTER lacks!!!

So DRINK DIET COKES, MAGAS, it’s the BEST thing you can do

To DESTROY EVERY CANCER “cell” growing inside of you!

Like ME drink as much DIET COKE as you can EVERY DAY

To ATTACK CANCER “cells” and let you PISS THEM ALL AWAY!

SCREW “scientific research”! What do STUPID EGGHEADS “know”

Who acted so “superior” in “school” so long ago???

15 April 2026

Trump Apparently Thinks Soda Kills Cancer Cells Because It “Kills Grass”. https://flip.it/75v9qz

Eye Winks

“Smart people” DON’T PAY “taxes” and I’M MUCH SMARTER than MOST

“Smart people” which means “cheating” on “taxes” is the shared BOAST

That ONLY I and OLIGARCH “friends” I’ve empowered to
Keep getting EVER RICHER with “tax bills” I’ve BULLIED through
Can make each year at “tax time” when we MOCK LOSERS who pay
“Taxes” while BIG BEAUTIFUL TAX CUTS send WEALTH our way!!!

If you want to be SMART LIKE ME then start “cheating” a lot

On “taxes” and if you then CUT ME IN you WON’T GET CAUGHT

“Ear Mark” a LARGE PERCENTAGE of what “cheating” brings to you

As YOUR COST TO ME for what I’m “implying” you can do

And like ME and MY OLIGARCH “friends” your WEALTH WILL INCREASE

Because “implying” you can “cheat” on “taxes” I WON’T CEASE!!!

But don’t expect ME to tell you that you can “cheat” outright

On your “taxes” - just watch “eye winks” from ME to come in sight

And you’ll know you have “permission” without MY saying so

To “cheat” again on “taxes” because to “jail” YOU WON’T GO

I’ve “cheated” on MY “taxes” for DECADES and REMAIN FREE

So watch for “eye winks”, CUT ME IN, and FREE to “cheat” you’ll be!!!

14 April 2026

Trump Wants You to Cheat on Your Taxes. https://flip.it/YQ80O5

One And The Same

No one knows more about being a GOD ON EARTH than ME

MY fine “evangelicals” WORSHIP “Jesus” in ME they see

MY “spiritual advisor” compares ME to God’s “first” son

And I have self-declared MYSELF to be THE CHOSEN ONE

Thus given SO MUCH “evidence” and “assurance” as well

Who better than ME to tell that LIB “pope” to GO TO HELL!!!

Just look at this AI photo I just posted of ME

As “Jesus” and you’ll say “Christ! Trump’s GOD as plain as can be!

Besides being THE CHOSEN ONE he is THE CHOOSER too!

Just look at his Breck-shampooed hair and there’s NO DOUBT it’s true!”

MY AI photo “evidence” makes TRUE “Christians” proclaim:

“He doesn’t just “resemble” “Jesus”! THEY’RE ONE AND THE SAME!!!”

It’s GREAT being the LEADER of a CULT that WORSHIPS ME

As “Jesus” which is BETTER than to ONLY a “pope” be

Because “popes” simply “represent” GOD who remains on high

But I AM that “guy” HERE ON EARTH so have no need to try

To “resemble” or “represent” HE WHO I have become

To CULT “members” CONvinced I’m FATHER, SON, and CHOSEN ONE!!!

As for so-called “critics” who “pounce” because of “blasphemy”

They see when AI photos equate “Jesus Christ” with ME

They obviously aren’t TRUE “Christians” like MY CULT, OK?,

Because TRUE “Christians” ONLY have “vision” needed to say

That photo DOESN’T “equate” ANYONE, to those who see

It provides PROOF “Jesus” and I are “one” ETERNALLY!!!

13 April 2026

Donald Trump Posts AI Photo Of Himself As Jesus After Pope Leo Rant. https://flip.it/lyqtJk

“Deranged”: Critics Pounce After Trump Posts “Blasphemous” New Image Of Himself. https://flip.it/m3bgY4

Final Offer Again

NO AGREEMENT??? WTF??? MY DUMB “negotiators”
Got NOWHERE in “marathon talks” with rag-head INSTIGATORS???
How could MY “VP” and “Son-in-Law” and “REAL ESTATE guy”
FAIL to make “Iran” MY SURRENDER TERMS comply???

I guess I’ll have to go MYSELF to make those rag-head asses
Open up the ‘Hormuz Straight” so OIL “transport” passes!!!

When it comes to “DEAL MAKING” I know much more than all

“Negotiators” because I made their DUMB “regime” fall

On the FIRST DAY of MY WAR that somehow has now dragged on

For WEEKS after I ALONE made their “Ayatollah” GONE

Why did they REFUSE MY FINE “terms” “negotiators” brought?

Apparently it’s up to ME of those “terms” have a shot!!!

So SCREW MY “VP”, “Son-in-Law”, and “REAL ESTATE guy” too!

When there’s a DEAL to be made NONE BUT I ALONE will do!

ONLY the “author” of THE ART OF THE DEAL (WHAT A “BOOK”!)

Has what it takes to get “negotiations” off the hook

On which they’re stuck because the “amateurs” I sent away

To “negotiate” obviously WERE NOT ME, OK???

After DESTROYING their “country” I was sure they’d comply

With MY “terms” MY “negotiators” forced them to live by

But they’re SO LOW IQ they can’t “read” “writing” on the wall

That says once you SUFFER “regime change” your “country” MUST FALL!

It’s time for ME to enter “negotiation’s” equation

And “offer” them again the END of their “civilization”!!!

12 April 2026

Vance says there has been no agreement with Iran after marathon talks. https://flip.it/6hH9N_

Fee Structure

We do not need a “back-up plan” about “Iran”, OK?

In upcoming “negotiations” THEY’LL DO WHAT I SAY

Or else STRAIGHT BACK TO THE STONE AGE their NUKED ASSES will go

Because they “know” I won’t put up with it if they say “NO!”

To ANYTHING I DEMAND and MY MAIN DEMAND is to

OPEN UP that STUPID “straight” to let OIL WEALTH through!!!

We don’t need ANY “back-up plan”, THREATS are more than enough

To convince surviving rag-heads I’ll get MUCH MORE ROUGH

On them if they refuse to agree to EVERYTHING that

I DEMAND to bring an end to the “endeavor” spat

They began by creating NUKE “capability”

The “clear evidence” for which we VERY SOON will see!!!

We don’t need no stinkin’ “back-up plan”! If on the way

To “ending the conflict” “Iran” REFUSES TO PAY

ME 99% of EVERY “passage toll” collected

From “tankers” passing through that STUPID “straight” where they erected

A “blockade” I DEMAND REMOVED so WEALTH flows through to ME

Then DESTROYED “civilization” will be their assessed fee!!!

11 April 2026

Iran, Trump: “We do not need a back-up plan”. https://flip.it/FNFgd8

Insiders

MY White House “staff” “reportedly” has “issued a warning”
Against “insider trading” which in D.C. is a thing
By which FORTUNES can be made by “stock market traders” who 

“Trade” based on “advanced knowledge” of what “politicians” do
That they’ve somehow “discovered” long enough before to place
“Bets” in the “market” that WIN MILLIONS at a lightening pace!!!

MY White House “staff” knows if they do not do what I COMMAND

UNDER THE BUS THEY’LL GO so you may have “assumed” that I “planned”

The “warning” they just “issued” but that simply isn’t so

I’d never “warn” against a method “politicians” know

Is the quickest way to INCREASE FORTUNES once selected

To the “insider club” to which they got themselves elected!!!

Of Course I’d NEVER “kill the goose” that’s laying GOLDEN EGGS

For EVERYONE in “Congress” be they toady “friends” or dregs!

“Insider trading” is how FORTUNES have ALWAYS been made

By members of BOTH PARTIES in the “insider” parade

Through the HALLS OF POWER and thus HALLS OF PRIVILEGE too

Where WINNERS gain the “privilege” to “trade” as “insiders” do!!!

10 April 2026

White House Reportedly Warns Staff Against Insider Trading As Lawmakers Raise Concerns. https://flip.it/yf5tLL

Soft TACOs

You see? It’s like I told you! It is only partly “true”
That I tend to TACO when I don’t know what to do
To end the latest “mess” I’ve made to serve as MY encore

To the “mess” I “previously” had made just before
The “current” one I’m counting on to DISTRACT from those “files”
I’m shredding as fast as I can that are still heaped in piles!!!

A “new theory” has been “proposed” about MY TACOing:

Unlike MY MIGHTY “MANHOOD” MY TACOs are a SOFT thing

Because I always WAIT awhile and never RIGHT AWAY

TACO until MY current “mess” no longer holds at bay

“Memories” of “files” of which SODDEN HEAPS remain

Plugging every un-flushed MAR-A-LAGO toilet drain!!!

And so like “DOGE” and “Liberation Day” and ICE KILLS too

MY “Iran” WAR it’s time to by SOFT TACO “bid adieu”

And come up with a new DISTRACTING “mess” I’ll next create

To see how long it “lasts” before it too meets the same fate

That each previous “mess” that DISTRACTS for a brief time meets

When EPSTEIN FILES from “memory” no longer retreats!!!

9 April 2026

A new theory of Trump: the “Soft TACO”. https://flip.it/CzzKAj

TACO Tuesday? NO WAY!

IT WASN’T “TACOing”! The “outcome” of that THREAT I made
Met its “goal” by making “Iran” FEAR THAT I’D INVADE
After NUKING IT into the STONE AGE thereby KILLING
EVERY “man” “woman” and “child” there who wasn’t willing

To SURRENDER TO ME and/or TAKE THEIR COUNTRY BACK
Despite the OPPORTUNITY given by MY ATTACK!!!

IT WASN’T “TACO TUESDAY”! Just because it happened to

Be “Tuesday” doesn’t mean I “TACOed” I am telling you!

By THREATENING TO END so-called “civilization” there

The “four-dimensional chess” I played was BEYOND COMPARE!

That “Straight Hormuz” thing I’ve REOPENED at MINOR “cost”:

A few “schoolgirls” “civilians” and “soldiers” so NOT MUCH LOST!!!

I DID NOT “TACO”! STOP POSTING MEAN “photographs” that show

ME wearing a CHICKEN SUIT or you too will SOON know

What “civilization’s end” means when it’s APPLIED TO YOU

Because since I’ve now WON MY WAR I need OTHERS TO SCREW

So TRAITORS LIKE YOU who MOCK ME by posting “TACO” SUITS

And REFUSE TO FORGET “Epstein” I’ll THREATEN NEXT with NUKES!!!

8 April 2026 

Operations Epstein Fury remains a war of choice as Trump TACOs “two more weeks” Again. https://flip.it/na3dWv

Resources Alone

“War Crimes”? COME ON! Give ME a break! Who Cares if things I “plan”

To do to “infrastructure” and “civilians” in “Iran”

Are considered “War Crimes” by some “European” lot

Of LOSERS in some place called “Brussels”?, I SAY THEY ARE NOT!

I’ll tell you what the ONLY “crime” is when it comes to WAR:

It’s “forgetting” the REASON you began that WAR for!!!

So let ME once again make the reason for MY WAR clear:

RUNNING OUT OF OIL is something “dictators” “fear”

Of Course I DON’T FEAR ANYTHING but MANY “tyrants” do

Who if they control MORE OIL than I do could ME SCREW!

CONTROLLING “RESOURCES” thus becomes the “priority”

Of “modern” WARFARE up to and including WORLD WAR THREE!!!

RESOURCES ALONE are all that “count” in “modern” times

So I am “not worried at all” about so-called “War Crimes”

For he who CONTROLS THE MOST OIL controls “destiny”

And no matter the “cost” of WAR that “he” has to be ME

Because EVERYTHING’S MADE OF OIL including WEALTH that

WE OLIGARCHS VASTLY INCREASE through each new “RESOURCE” spat!!!

7 April 2026

Trump says he is “not at all worried” about committing war crimes in Iran. https://flip.it/SksJY_