The Key To Me

MY HEAD HURTS “thinking” about LOSING YOU and so I say

If you want to remain MY “friend” then PAY UP RIGHT AWAY!

Another “small donation” will prove to ME beyond doubt

That when it comes to ME you “know” what SUPPORT’s all about!

Of Course it’s VOTING MAGA and LOYALTY to ME too

But MONEY is “key” to what I REALLY want from you!!!

It’s hard to FIGHT WOKE DUMOCRATS without the constant stream

Of CASH about which MY TRUTH SOCIAL posts constantly scream

Which is REQUIRED RIGHT AWAY so if it’s NOT received

From YOU from MAGA MEMBERSHIP I’ll see you are relieved!!!

And the MORE the amount you send EACH WEEK tells ME the tale

Of how much LOVE FOR ME in you continues to prevail!

When it comes to your SUPPORT just “one” thing TRULY COUNTS

And that is your “donations” sent in EVER MORE AMOUNTS!

The LARGER your “donations” grow the MORE I’ll “think” of you

And your SUPPORT FOR ME in the way GOD WANTS YOU TO DO

I DO NOT “care” how LOYAL you are if I do not see

Your EVER LARGER “contributions” weekly sent to ME!!!

7 August 2026

Trump Issues Bonkers Ultimatum To Supporters If They Don't Pay Up. https://flip.it/uhn5CL

Meltdown

It’s TOTALLY NOT “TRUE” I “melted down” at Kegsbreath Pete
At “Camp David” where PRESIDENTS get to go on “retreat”!
Pete is MY SECRETARY OF WAR ‘till I say he’s not
At which point if that happens he’ll be taken out and SHOT
Maybe from a “cannon” into “Iran” because we
Seem to be a bit “short” on “missiles” to some degree!!!

It’s TOTALLY NOT “TRUE” I “melted down” about MY WAR

Why would I when it’s going better than EVER before?

“Iran” is BEGGING ME to accept their CAPITULATION

Or will be once I THREATEN them with NUKE ANNILATION

Which I kind of have to do as MY NEXT WAR THREAT I

Have to “invoke” because TOO MANY NON-NUKES Pete let fly!!!

So it’s NOT ME who “melted down” but SOON it’s going to be 

“Iran” who MELTS DOWN into a SLAG HEAP if they won’t free

The “Whoremuse Straight” and PAY ME A BIG FEE for EVERY SHIP 

“Transiting” through it before MORE MISSILES MY HANDS GRIP!

So now you know there was NO “melt down” at “Camp”…HEY! Why Not

Rename that DUM place “Camp DONALD”? It would be LOTS MORE HOT!!!

6 August 2026

Furious Trump’s Camp David Meltdown at Pentagon Pete Exposed. https://flip.it/DqwMdq

Reality

MY “pattern’s” always been the same since I was but a lad:
I decide what “reality” is and GET VERY MAD
If anyone “insists” “reality” is NOT the way
I SAY IT IS and therefore is EXACTLY as I say!!!

I refuse to “accept” DISSENSION in ANY way

From MY “view”” of “reality” AS I SEE IT, OK???

If you “believe” “reality” is NOT “conforming” to

The way I say IT IS you’ll be the next LIAR I SCREW!!!

And so BE VERY CAREFUL whose “reality” you cite

If it “differs” in ANY WAY from how things in MY sight

HAVE TO BE and therefore ARE your LYING ASS will find

MY “reality” will include REAMING YOUR BEHIND!!!

5 August 2026

Trump has finally hit 'a brick wall' he can’t talk his way around. https://flip.it/y7JaKs

Off With Their Heads

MY new PEACE OFFER to “Iran” will BENEFIT that nation
For if they don’t accept they will face DECAPITATION!
If they don’t STRIKE A DEAL with ME I’ll make them come to dread
Waking up one morning to find they don’t have a HEAD!
Which will put them at a GREAT “disadvantage” just because
Without a HEAD one can’t “compete” with STABLE GENIUS!!!

The GENIUS Brane occupying MY TREMENDOUS HEAD

Is “laser-focused” on making “Iranian” HEADS DEAD

If those HEADS REFUSE to STRIKE A DEAL as quick as can be

With ME, the GREATEST DEAL-MAKER EVER in “history”

As all know I hold ALL THE CARDS when I “negotiate”

So their HEADS face BEHEADING if they don’t CAPITULATE!!!

Apparently BEHEADING the HEAD of their “government”

When I first ATTACKED was not enough to make them dread

NOT “complying” with MY DEMANDS to OPEN that “Straight”

Back up to where it had been before I joined the debate

And so ALL of their HEADS WILL ROLL if they do NOT “comply”

With MY NEW THREAT MY STABLE GENIUS lets ME apply!!!

4 August 2026

Trump says Iran faces 'decapitation' if it doesn't strike deal. https://flip.it/_rIxf8

Rinse And Repeat

I can’t believe I’m still able to OIL “manipulate”
After saying more than “40” times “things have been going great
With Iran” and alternately saying “Them I HATE
So much I’ll BLOW THE FUCKING SHIT” out of their MUSLIM “state”!
“Positive developments” and threats to NUKE THEIR ASSES
While going “long” or “short” make BILLIONS for RICH lads and lasses!!!

“Stock manipulation” is an EASY game to play

When you’re the PRESIDENT and hold “consistency” at bay!

You simply have to say that “PEACE IS VERY NEARLY HERE!”

To tank the price of OIL that’s gone to the stratosphere

Because of WAR THREATS you made before your “promised” PEACE crashed

OIL back to EARTH where you and your “friends” their “shorts” cashed!!!

I don’t know how much longer I can keep on pulling off

MY “stock manipulation scam” but I'm not one to scoff

At something that’s been “working” at this point so VERY WELL

So as long as it keeps on “working” I say WHAT THE HELL

And in MY “pattern” set many “iterations” ago

After another WAR WEEKEND  proclaim “PEACE IS A GO!!!”

3 August 2026

 

Oil prices fall more than 5% as Middle East tensions ebb on diplomatic efforts. https://flip.it/fczq0i

VANDALS!

It was VANDALS! I tell you! NOT MY “contractor! NO WAY!
MY DOJ has NO RIGHT to “contradict” things I say!
If they continue to insist that VANDALS! weren’t to blame
I’ll fire their DAMNED ASSES because ALL KNOW it’s insane
To “believe” ANYBODY ELSE who tells you something’s “true”
When I say that it’s NOT EXACTLY the way I tell you!!!

It was VANDALS! I tell you!, using “box cutters” to SLASH
MY BEAUTIFUL “Reflecting Pool” I FIXED with “no-bid” CASH

Which saved “taxpayers” BILLIONS because I know how to get

The BEST DEALS available from “donors” who’d regret

Not being able to “support” ME when I tell them to

By doing “jobs” for ME with MINOR “kick-backs” as MY due!!!

It was VANDALS! I tell you! I DEMAND MY DOJ

PROSECUTE that guy I have ACCUSED and lock away

His VANDAL ASS for LIFE to set the “example” I need

To show when I catch VANDALS I “incarcerate” with SPEED!

HOW DARE MY DOJ REFUSE to do just as I say

And LOCK that VANDAL’S ASS AWAY FOREVER AND A DAY!!!

2 August 2026

What a new Justice Department filing says about the ‘botched’ Reflecting Pool renovation. https://flip.it/7_sVN_

OH! LOOK!

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS are driving great big rigs around
Like that one!…WOW!…It’s REALLY BIG!…The BIGGEST EVER FOUND
Maybe…Who Knows…What was I saying? Oh yeah…IMMIGRANTS
Are driving big rigs on our roads which truly is the pits
When it comes to taking JOBS from WHITE TRUCKERS away
And so today I’m here to…ummm…what did I want to say???

Oh yeah! ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS are TAKING JOBS AWAY

From fine MAGA TRUCK DRIVERS so it’s time to make them pay

By taking their TRUCK JOBS away…HEY!…There’s another one

That’s even BIGGER than the first one I saw and then some!

ZOOM ZOOM! ZOOM ZOOM! Look at them go! They’re GIGANTIC LIKE ME!

What’s that? If I “finish MY speech” more TRUCKS they’ll let ME see???

Well OK then! Something about ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS

Driving big rigs just like those that before MY eyes dance

Down the highway…ZOOM! There goes another! What?…OK…

MY “Sec of Transportation” will now have something to say

About how WONDERFUL to him MY LEADERSHIP has been…

OH LOOK! Another GREAT BIG RIG is dancing by again!!!

1 August 2026

Trump’s “Freedom Haulers” speech revealed something deeply unsettling about the President and his team. https://flip.it/03aw_g

A God Thing

So What if MAGA Party “polls” are in a “dumpster fire”?
GOD’s on “our” side so DUMOCRATS ALL may as well retire
Because when the DUM “Midterms’ come GOD will BLOW THEM AWAY!
So if they haven’t left by then HE’ll surely MAKE THEM PAY!
“Midterms” have now become “a GOD thing” per Mike Johnson so
They’re in the bag for MAGA TOADS since JESUS runs the show!!!

Mike Johnson claims “prayers” will help MAGA TOADS now “running” WIN

Because their “souls” are Lilly White and they possess NO “sin”

In the eyes of HE who they “pray” to each night and day

To SMITE DUMOCRAT ENEMIES rude enough to convey

“Opinions” about ANYTHING that differ from MY OWN

HOW DARE THEY when GOD HIMSELF chose ME to sit on EARTH”S THRONE???

With GOD and JESUS and “prayers” on “our” side there is NO WAY

MAGA TOAD “Republicans” will in the “Midterm” fray

Become “less” in “numbers” than they currently posses

In both the “House’” and “Senate” because “our” GOD does us bless

With “sovereign right” to RULE ON EARTH forever and a day

As long as we keep “praying” HE’ll make ALL things go our way!!!

31 July 2026

“This Is a God Thing” — Johnson Claims Prayers Will Help GOP Win the Midterms. https://flip.it/MRv4Kx

Protection

Maybe I’ll “pull” the nomination of MY “candidate”
For “Attorney General” because things aren’t going great
For “Congressional Approval” because TRAITORS there
Are refusing to accept him because he was FAIR
To ME by signing something somewhat “Official”-related
About forbidding ME from becoming “investigated”!!!

So What if MY “candidate” used to “represent” ME
As MY “personal lawyer” - He’s “honest” as can be
When it comes to PROTECTING ME from FAKE FRAUD “litigations”
Which arise when DUMOCRATS conduct “investigations”
Which MY “candidate” assures ME will NOT come to pass
Once as A.G. he’s actively kicking “legal” ASS!!!

He’s gotten pretty good at that already but still needs
“Congressional Approval” to “legitimize” ALL deeds
I ORDER him to do while he’s ignoring on the way
Resistance from DUM “lawyers” DUMOCRATS  put into play
Because once he’s “officially” MY A.G. he possesses
“Cart Blank” to as TOP LAWYER STOP “investigative” messes!!!

And so I’d be OK with “pulling” temporarily
Todd Blanche’s “nomination” for “approval” as A.G.
Until Congressional TRAITORS have been ELIMINATED
From the “approval process” to which they are now related
Because as MY “acting” A.G. Todd’s been PROTECTING ME
As well as he’ll do once he’s MY A.G. “officially” !!!

30 July 2016

Trump says he may temporarily pull Blanche's nomination for attorney general as Republicans seek concessions. https://flip.it/Saf5fH

An Exceptional Gentleman

I am a “cultured’ GENTLEMAN who “swears” hardly a bit

Except when it comes to “Iran” from whom the FUCKING SHIT

I will be beating out of because they have REFUSED to

Open up MY “Hormuz Straight” to let OIL SHIPS through!

No matter what I “offer” in “negotiations” they

REJECT MY GENEROSITY so those FUCKERS WILL PAY!!!

I hardly ever “swear” but the exception I’ve just made

Is against FUCKING RAG-HEAD SHITS whose SHIT-HOLE I’LL INVADE

By BOMBING the SHIT out of those DAMNED FUCKING SHITS before

I send “boots on the ground” around to smash their FUCKING door

Down and grind their FUCKING “country” into specs of dust

Because they will not ACCEPT ME as someone they can “trust”!!!

I was raised to be a GENTLEMAN in EVERY WAY

With but one exception - MAKING FUCKING “MUSLIMS”  PAY

For REFUSING to admit I BEAT THEM “fair” and “square”

In WAR they should have ENDED the FIRST DAY I arrived there

To LIBERATE those FUCKERS from the FUCKING TYRANNY

They’d “lived” under before MY BOMBS set their FUCKING “lives” FREE!!!

The “cultured” GENTLEMAN I AM I’ll continue to be

Except to “Iranian” SHITS who REFUSED to be FREE

After I had handed them that FUCKING “option” when

I BOMBED the FUCKING SHIT out of their “Ayatollah” men!

So FUCK THEM!…Of course I’ll remain a GENTLEMAN inside

Except to FUCKING SHITHEAD RAG-HEADS I cannot abide!!!

29 July 2026

Trump warns Iran: ‘We’re going to beat the f***ing s*** out of them’. https://flip.it/QMD06r