I promised I would “Drain The Swamp” in D.C. but it seems
I have instead created the swamp of MY critic’s dreams
By painting MY “Reflecting Pool” “American Flag Blue”
Which an “algae” filled cess-pool MY paint has turned it into
And using “hydrogen peroxide” to remove the scum
Has instead caused MY paint to “peel” and “chunks” to come undone!!!
I have instead created the swamp of MY critic’s dreams
By painting MY “Reflecting Pool” “American Flag Blue”
Which an “algae” filled cess-pool MY paint has turned it into
And using “hydrogen peroxide” to remove the scum
Has instead caused MY paint to “peel” and “chunks” to come undone!!!
When MY STABLE GENIUS BRANE “conceived” MY pool “idea”
It “envisioned” a SWIMMING POOL filled with water so clear
“Tourists” would come to see it as a “wading pool” attraction
Which during hot D.C. summers would surely gain much traction
But summer-heated water and “American Flag Blue”
Apparently creates a “Petri Dish” for “algae stew”!!!
Who Knew? Not ME! Only DUMOCRAT “engineers” warned that
Painting MY “Pool” DARK BLUE would increase “algae” ATTACK
Which had been a “recurring issue” ‘ere MY BRANE told ME
How to make “algae bloom” SLIME grow “exponentially”
Plus none told ME “hydrogen peroxide” that MY BRANE said to
Use to KILL the “algae” was “paint thinner” tried and true!!!
As with MY “Iran” WAR “MOU” and “UFC FIGHT”
“Memes” calling MY “pool” a “fiasco” quickly came to light
To say “algae’s” a “perfect metaphor” for MY “tenure”
As PRESIDENT but Who Cares what “memes” say?, the “point” for sure
Is that no matter how what MY BRANE said to do turns out
MY “cut” ensures EVERY “fiasco” adds to MY WEALTH COUNT!!!
19 June 2026
