One And The Same

No one knows more about being a GOD ON EARTH than ME

MY fine “evangelicals” WORSHIP “Jesus” in ME they see

MY “spiritual advisor” compares ME to God’s “first” son

And I have self-declared MYSELF to be THE CHOSEN ONE

Thus given SO MUCH “evidence” and “assurance” as well

Who better than ME to condemn that “pope” to GO TO HELL!!!

Just look at this AI photo I just posted of ME

As “Jesus” and you’ll say “Christ! Trump’s GOD as plain as can be!

Besides being THE CHOSEN ONE he is THE CHOOSER too!

Just look at his Breck-shampooed hair and there’s NO DOUBT it’s true!”

MY AI photo “evidence” makes TRUE “Christians” proclaim:

“He doesn’t just “resemble” “Jesus”! THEY’RE ONE AND THE SAME!!!”

It’s GREAT being the LEADER of a CULT that WORSHIPS ME

As “Jesus” which is WAY BETTER than ONLY “pope” to be

Because “popes” simply “represent” GOD who remains on high

But I AM that “guy” HERE ON EARTH so have no need to try

To “resemble” or “represent” HE WHO I have become

To CULT “members” CONvinced I’m FATHER, SON, and CHOSEN ONE!!!

As for so-called “critics” who “pounce” because of “blasphemy”

They see when AI photos equate “Jesus Christ” with ME

They obviously aren’t TRUE “Christians” like MY CULT, OK?,

Because TRUE “Christians” ONLY have “vision” needed to say

That photo DOESN’T “equate” ANYONE, to those who see

It provides PROOF “Jesus” and I are “one” ETERNALLY!!!

13 April 2026

Donald Trump Posts AI Photo Of Himself As Jesus After Pope Leo Rant. https://flip.it/lyqtJk

“Deranged”: Critics Pounce After Trump Posts “Blasphemous” New Image Of Himself. https://flip.it/m3bgY4

Final Offer Again

NO AGREEMENT??? WTF??? MY DUMB “negotiators”
Got NOWHERE in “marathon talks” with rag-head INSTIGATORS???
How could MY “VP” and “Son-in-Law” and “REAL ESTATE guy”
FAIL to make “Iran” MY SURRENDER TERMS comply???

I guess I’ll have to go MYSELF to make those rag-head asses
Open up the ‘Hormuz Straight” so OIL “transport” passes!!!

When it comes to “DEAL MAKING” I know much more than all

“Negotiators” because I made their DUMB “regime” fall

On the FIRST DAY of MY WAR that somehow has now dragged on

For WEEKS after I ALONE made their “Ayatollah” GONE

Why did they REFUSE MY FINE “terms” “negotiators” brought?

Apparently it’s up to ME of those “terms” have a shot!!!

So SCREW MY “VP”, “Son-in-Law”, and “REAL ESTATE guy” too!

When there’s a DEAL to be made NONE BUT I ALONE will do!

ONLY the “author” of THE ART OF THE DEAL (WHAT A “BOOK”!)

Has what it takes to get “negotiations” off the hook

On which they’re stuck because the “amateurs” I sent away

To “negotiate” obviously WERE NOT ME, OK???

After DESTROYING their “country” I was sure they’d comply

With MY “terms” MY “negotiators” forced them to live by

But they’re SO LOW IQ they can’t “read” “writing” on the wall

That says once you SUFFER “regime change” your “country” MUST FALL!

It’s time for ME to enter “negotiation’s” equation

And “offer” them again the END of their “civilization”!!!

12 April 2026

Vance says there has been no agreement with Iran after marathon talks. https://flip.it/6hH9N_

Fee Structure

We do not need a “back-up plan” about “Iran”, OK?

In upcoming “negotiations” THEY’LL DO WHAT I SAY

Or else STRAIGHT BACK TO THE STONE AGE their NUKED ASSES will go

Because they “know” I won’t put up with it if they say “NO!”

To ANYTHING I DEMAND and MY MAIN DEMAND is to

OPEN UP that STUPID “straight” to let OIL WEALTH through!!!

We don’t need ANY “back-up plan”, THREATS are more than enough

To convince surviving rag-heads I’ll get MUCH MORE ROUGH

On them if they refuse to agree to EVERYTHING that

I DEMAND to bring an end to the “endeavor” spat

They began by creating NUKE “capability”

The “clear evidence” for which we VERY SOON will see!!!

We don’t need no stinkin’ “back-up plan”! If on the way

To “ending the conflict” “Iran” REFUSES TO PAY

ME 99% of EVERY “passage toll” collected

From “tankers” passing through that STUPID “straight” where they erected

A “blockade” I DEMAND REMOVED so WEALTH flows through to ME

Then DESTROYED “civilization” will be their assessed fee!!!

11 April 2026

Iran, Trump: “We do not need a back-up plan”. https://flip.it/FNFgd8

Insiders

MY White House “staff” “reportedly” has “issued a warning”
Against “insider trading” which in D.C. is a thing
By which FORTUNES can be made by “stock market traders” who 

“Trade” based on “advanced knowledge” of what “politicians” do
That they’ve somehow “discovered” long enough before to place
“Bets” in the “market” that WIN MILLIONS at a lightening pace!!!

MY White House “staff” knows if they do not do what I COMMAND

UNDER THE BUS THEY’LL GO so you may have “assumed” that I “planned”

The “warning” they just “issued” but that simply isn’t so

I’d never “warn” against a method “politicians” know

Is the quickest way to INCREASE FORTUNES once selected

To the “insider club” to which they got themselves elected!!!

Of Course I’d NEVER “kill the goose” that’s laying GOLDEN EGGS

For EVERYONE in “Congress” be they toady “friends” or dregs!

“Insider trading” is how FORTUNES have ALWAYS been made

By members of BOTH PARTIES in the “insider” parade

Through the HALLS OF POWER and thus HALLS OF PRIVILEGE too

Where WINNERS gain the “privilege” to “trade” as “insiders” do!!!

10 April 2026

White House Reportedly Warns Staff Against Insider Trading As Lawmakers Raise Concerns. https://flip.it/yf5tLL

Soft TACOs

You see? It’s like I told you! It is only partly “true”
That I tend to TACO when I don’t know what to do
To end the latest “mess” I’ve made to serve as MY encore

To the “mess” I “previously” had made just before
The “current” one I’m counting on to DISTRACT from those “files”
I’m shredding as fast as I can that are still heaped in piles!!!

A “new theory” has been “proposed” about MY TACOing:

Unlike MY MIGHTY “MANHOOD” MY TACOs are a SOFT thing

Because I always WAIT awhile and never RIGHT AWAY

TACO until MY current “mess” no longer holds at bay

“Memories” of “files” of which SODDEN HEAPS remain

Plugging every un-flushed MAR-A-LAGO toilet drain!!!

And so like “DOGE” and “Liberation Day” and ICE KILLS too

MY “Iran” WAR it’s time to by SOFT TACO “bid adieu”

And come up with a new DISTRACTING “mess” I’ll next create

To see how long it “lasts” before it too meets the same fate

That each previous “mess” that DISTRACTS for a brief time meets

When EPSTEIN FILES from “memory” no longer retreats!!!

9 April 2026

A new theory of Trump: the “Soft TACO”. https://flip.it/CzzKAj

TACO Tuesday? NO WAY!

IT WASN’T “TACOing”! The “outcome” of that THREAT I made
Met its “goal” by making “Iran” FEAR THAT I’D INVADE
After NUKING IT into the STONE AGE thereby KILLING
EVERY “man” “woman” and “child” there who wasn’t willing

To SURRENDER TO ME and/or TAKE THEIR COUNTRY BACK
Despite the OPPORTUNITY given by MY ATTACK!!!

IT WASN’T “TACO TUESDAY”! Just because it happened to

Be “Tuesday” doesn’t mean I “TACOed” I am telling you!

By THREATENING TO END so-called “civilization” there

The “four-dimensional chess” I played was BEYOND COMPARE!

That “Straight Hormuz” thing I’ve REOPENED at MINOR “cost”:

A few “schoolgirls” “civilians” and “soldiers” so NOT MUCH LOST!!!

I DID NOT “TACO”! STOP POSTING MEAN “photographs” that show

ME wearing a CHICKEN SUIT or you too will SOON know

What “civilization’s end” means when it’s APPLIED TO YOU

Because since I’ve now WON MY WAR I need OTHERS TO SCREW

So TRAITORS LIKE YOU who MOCK ME by posting “TACO” SUITS

And REFUSE TO FORGET “Epstein” I’ll THREATEN NEXT with NUKES!!!

8 April 2026 

Operations Epstein Fury remains a war of choice as Trump TACOs “two more weeks” Again. https://flip.it/na3dWv

Resources Alone

“War Crimes”? COME ON! Give ME a break! Who Cares if things I “plan”

To do to “infrastructure” and “civilians” in “Iran”

Are considered “War Crimes” by some “European” lot

Of LOSERS in some place called “Brussels”?, I SAY THEY ARE NOT!

I’ll tell you what the ONLY “crime” is when it comes to WAR:

It’s “forgetting” the REASON you began that WAR for!!!

So let ME once again make the reason for MY WAR clear:

RUNNING OUT OF OIL is something “dictators” “fear”

Of Course I DON’T FEAR ANYTHING but MANY “tyrants” do

Who if they control MORE OIL than I do could ME SCREW!

CONTROLLING “RESOURCES” thus becomes the “priority”

Of “modern” WARFARE up to and including WORLD WAR THREE!!!

RESOURCES ALONE are all that “count” in “modern” times

So I am “not worried at all” about so-called “War Crimes”

For he who CONTROLS THE MOST OIL controls “destiny”

And no matter the “cost” of WAR that “he” has to be ME

Because EVERYTHING’S MADE OF OIL including WEALTH that

WE OLIGARCHS VASTLY INCREASE through each new “RESOURCE” spat!!!

7 April 2026

Trump says he is “not at all worried” about committing war crimes in Iran. https://flip.it/SksJY_

So F*ckin’ What?

IGNORE  “reports” that say MY F*CKIN’ “body” isn’t “well”!

IGNORE “reports” MY F*CKIN’ PRESIDENCY’s GONE TO HELL!

IGNORE LIES ABOUT ME the F*CKIN “media” tells you!

BELIEVE ONLY what on TRUTH SOCIAL I say’s F*CKIN’s true”
“Truth” about ME is ONLY what I F*CKIN’ let you “know”
So if you don’t hear it from ME it F*CKIN’ ISN’T SO!!!

IGNORE F*CKIN’ “reports” of “diaper changes” and “lobe” stuff

IGNORE F*CKIN’ so-called “doctors”, MINE ALL say sure enough

I’m F*CKIN’ HEALTHY in both “body” and Brane “mentally”

To be the F*CKIN” HEALTHIEST PREZ you will F*CKIN” see!

And as the F*CKIN’ HEALTHIEST I’ll F*CKIN’ well remain

In “office” FOREVER thanks to MY F*CKIN’ “gene strain”!!!

So IGNORE “reports” denying MY F*CKIN’ HEALTH is now

F*UCKIN’ BETTER than ‘ere I in F*CKIN’ WAR did plow

So What if “F*CKIN’” is a “word” no President before

Has EVER dared “express”?, I’ll use it A LOT F*CKIN’ MORE

To “express” F*CKIN’ ANGER at MY F*CKIN’ ENEMY

WHO won’t OPEN THE F*CKIN STRAIGHT to F*CKIN OIL FREE!!!

6 April 2026

MS Medical Analyst Dr. VIN Gupta claims Trump has “all the signs of dementia”. https://flip.it/QDX.6t

You Can Smell It Now: The Trump Presidency Is In Total Free-fall. https://flip.it/eRlG66

Holy War

NOBODY has EVER been as “religious” as ME!

Just ask MY “evangelical friends” - ALL of them agree!
They’ve ‘compared’ ME to “Jesus” but they “crucified” that clod
So a MUCH BETTER ‘comparison’ would be ME to GOD
Because no one has EVER had the GOD-LIKE POWERS I
Have to begin HOLY “WARS” in which I make FOES DIE!!!

The GOD-LIKE POWERS MY “three” LANDSLIDE VICTORIES give ME

Mean EVERY “WAR” I begin is AS HOLY AS CAN BE

Just ask MY “Secretary of WAR” who does GOD well “know”

Because each bottled “god” he consumes daily says it’s so

Or who HOLIER to declare MY WARS are HOLY than

MY “faith advisor” who tells ME they’re part of GOD’S “WAR PLAN”!!!

MY “faith advisor” tells ME in ME GOD TOTALLY RULES

BECAUSE I spent so much time as a kid in “Sunday Schools”

On “one” of “three” days on which I to “church” back then did go

So just IGNORE MY “former pastor” even though it’s so

That after I “grew older” never “one time” did I go

Into a “church”- WHY BOTHER once GOD SO WELL did ME know???

But I “digress”! - Let’s get back to MY HOLY WAR that’s going

SO VERY WELL that VERY SOON I’ll lots of “salt” be sowing

Throughout ALL “farm lands” in “Iran” as MY WAR’S “parting gift” 

To starving rag-heads who survived WAR PROFITING “grift”

That HOLY COW! has made ME RICHER than ANY before

WHOLEY FILLED with HOLINESS who’ve started HOLY WAR!!!

5 April 2026

Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth’s warped vision of the Iran war. https://flip.it/EgtyBz

“I’m sorry, what?” White House faith advisor stuns with gaffe about Trump at Sunday school. https://flip.it/JfBwua

Trump’s former pastor: “He never actually entered the church doors. Not one time”. https://flip.it/nysu0c

Laundry List

You have to break a LOT of “eggs” to make an “omelet” that

When “armed conflict” arrives can get you out of ANY “scrap”

You’ve taken an “excursion” into “militarily”

Which they let you call WAR once you get “Congress” to agree

And the BEST “eggs” awaiting breaking are those that involve

HANDOUTS “helping” LOSERS to “impoverishment” resolve!!!

BILLIONS OF DOLLARS better spent on WEAPONS that go BOOM

Are being WASTED on “poor people” whose own “success” DOOM

By being unwilling to pull themselves by “bootstraps” up

Because they know they can skate by on “programs” that disrupt

GOD’S PLAN for “evolution” wherein POORER “humans” FAIL

While WARS make RICH MEN PROSPER and “laws” keep them OUT OF JAIL!!!

And so today MY “laundry list” of WELFARE PROGRAM CUTS

Is as “long” as it has to be to kick POOR LOSERS’ BUTTS

Out of the way so BILLIONS WASTED ON THEM can be freed

Up to fund MY WAR MACHINE that funds OLIGARCH GREED

By contracting “military” MIGHT that CONQUERS ALL

“Foreign” and “domestic’ ENEMIES who ME APPALL!!!

4 April 2026

Donald Trump’s long list of cuts to fund the military met with outrage. https://flip.it/P.r4rl

Inside Trump’s military-heavy, $2.2 trillion budget proposal. https://flip.it/aQaDlt