Exit Fee

I told those STUPID “tourists” that they had better NOT go

To the “Middle East” before I started MY shit show

That’s “stranded” them throughout the “region” with no way to leave

To which Hesgeth said “Suck It” (why should we their “plight” relieve?)

But that “Suck It” attitude BACKFIRED ON ME so

I’m being “forced” AGAINST MY WILL to help those LOSERS go!!!

MY admin’s “under fire” but what the Hell can I say

IT’S NOT MY FAULT “thousands” have “stranded” THEMSELVES in “harm’s way”!

I WARNED THEM not to travel to the “Mid East” right before

I ORDERED MY WAR MACHINE to “release the dogs of war”

So it’s THEIR FAULT they’ve “stranded” THEMSELVES in the “Middle East”

Because I TOLD THEM NOT TO GO before WAR I released!!!

I guess I’ll have to “authorize” a “relief fight” or two

To at least “go through the motions” of “mounting a rescue”

But “emergency flights” AREN’T CHEAP, the costs they add are MORE

Than I planned to spend on MY NOT A FOREVER WAR

So OK, I’ll fly some away, but to them I’ll make plain

They’ll be PAYING AN EXIT FEE before they can deplane!!!

5 March 2026

Trump administration under fire as thousands of Americans are stranded in war zone. https://flip.it/-AGTyb

Are you an American stuck in a war zone? “Suck it”, says Pentagon. https://flip.it/VZrIF_

White House says Trump administration warned tourists not to travel to Middle East ahead of Iran strikes.

 https://flip.it/Q5JjDo

As Wars Go

As WARS go the one I’ve just begin in “Iran” will be
A VERY STABLE WAR because it’s been begun by ME
And as “Presidents” go NO STABLER ONE you’ll find
Throughout “history” because I leave them ALL behind
When it comes to STABILITY a GENIUS needs most
To STABLY turn rag-head shit-hole “countries” into TOAST!!!

As WARS go NONE has EVER been as STABLE as the one

MY VERY STABLE GENIUS began that’s now begun

To “spread throughout” the “Middle East” wherever that may be

In an “expanding conflagration” for which DON’T BLAME ME

It never was MY VERY STABLE GENIUS “intent”

To “World War III” from MY ATTACK on “Iran” so foment!!!

As WARS go the EPIC FURY ATTACK I approved

Should have resulted in SURRENDER right after I’d moved

MY “ships” and “planes” into the “region” in MASS QUANTITIES

And turned the “Ayatollah” and his “generals” into cheese

MY VERY STABLE GENIUS “thought” that “decapitation”

Would fill ALL those “freed” from “dictatorship” with JUBILATION!!!

As WARS go apparently MINE hasn’t “gone as planned”

Instead of ENDING ON DAY ONE it’s getting “out of hand”

By “expanding” rapidly “throughout” the “Middle East” 

Where it’s begun “impacting” EVERY “nation” most to least

That may be “tough” for those shit-holes and maybe “Europe” to

But HEY! - MY BALLROOM “plans” are going like I want them to!!!

4 March 2026

A Very Stable War. https://flip.it/Y2kS4v

“Gold Plated Monstrosity” : Trump’s $400M ballroom plans inundated with negative comments as public weighs in. https://flip.it/kPsCZi

On A Roll!

It’s time to cast faint praise upon that closeted old gay

Who’s MY BEST ass-kissing toad when it comes to the fray
I just enmeshed us in with “Iran” for some unknown reason

I’ll come up with if not by “spring” then by next “summer’s” season
Because as Graham says when it comes to WAR I’m ON A ROLL
With “Cuba” NEXT to be ATTACKED without clear-stated “goal”!!!

“Trial balloons” I first sent aloft up “North” to see

If “Canada” and “Greenland” would WITHOUT WAR bow to ME

That “proved” beyond doubt not backing up THREATS with BOMBS will fail ya

So using “drugs” as MY “excuse” I ATTACKED “Venezuela”!

And since that shit-hole “country” SURRENDERED TO ME SO QUICK

I “thought” I’d get the same “results” WHEREVER WAR I’d flick!!!

And so maybe due partly to MY buddy Bibi I

Decided WAR I’d next ROLL “East” to make “Iran” lands FRY

Because “North” hadn’t “worked” (yet) and I’d already ROLLED “South”

So why not ROLL “East” next to KILL that “Ayatollah” louse?

So “Middle Eastward” off I ROLLED but unlike down “South” they

HAVE REFUSED TO SURRENDER and it’s been MORE THAN ONE DAY!!!

Lindsey’s right - I’M ON A ROLL! and “Cuba” will be next

But it’s hard to “plan” new INVASIONS because I’m SO VEXXED

About those rag-heads REFUSING to SURRENDER TO ME

Like I’d been “advised” by FOX they’d do DAY ONE EASILY

I guess MY Country will be “bogged down” in “Iran” a while

To NOT repeat the MESS in “Cuba” NUKES on them I’ll pile!!!

3 March 2026

“Cuba’s Next” Says Lindsey Graham As Illegal Trump-Israel War On Iran Kills Hundreds. https://flip.it/_1_z6U

Have They Surrendered Yet?

WHY HAVEN’T THEY SURRENDERED YET??? I’ve “urged” them that they should

By “decapitating” their DUMB “Ayatollah” GOOD

And POUNDING their so-called “cities” into BLOODY PASTE

And KILLING underage girls (which to ME was SUCH A WASTE)

WHY HAVEN’T THEY SURRENDERED YET??? MY “advisors” told ME

Right after MY ATTACK they would QUIT IMMEDIATELY!!!

I guess it’s time to “urge” them to SURRENDER once again

This time by “promising” that to them I’ll be a GREAT “friend”

As long their “military forces” ALL agree

To BEG FOR MERCY before ME down upon bended knee

Once they do I’LL END MY WAR and start taking their OIL

But if they don’t do it QUICK they’ll be making MY BLOOD BOIL!!!

What’s That? They sill haven’t SURRENDERED despite each new TREAT

I’ve SCREAMED AT THEM while “promising” I will all their heads pet

If they OBEY and join their “citizens” to OVERTHROW

The INTOLERABLE CONDITIONS “dictatorships” know

So like all those I DOMINATE they’ll once on their knees get

HAPPY BEING RULED BY ME …have they surrendered yet???

2 March 2026

Donald Trump urges Iranian military forces to surrender. https://flip.it/.cEy5Z

Good As Any

What the Hell was MY “strategy”, What the Hell was MY “plan”

For “deciding” it was time to start WAR with “Iran”?

You may well ask but do NOT expect a “reason” from ME

Who knows what I was “thinking” when MY BOMBERS I set free?

There are so many possible “reasons” for why I “chose”

To MY Country to “Forever WAR” again expose!!!

Maybe the “reason” why I “announced” WAR at 2AM

Was to prevent “Iran” from possessing NUKE BOMBS again

Which they had been about to gain in just a week or “three”

So maybe that’s the “reason” behind MY WAR “strategy”

(So What if after MY LAST ATTACK I said I’d DESTROYED

Their “Nuclear Capacity” I’m again with annoyed???)

Or maybe like I said in those wee dark hours of night

“REGIME CHANGE!” was the “reason” I went spoiling for a fight

Because the so-called “Ayatollah” needed taking down

To stop “Iran” from being run by a DUMB INEPT CLOWN

Which NEVER “works” - just look at how America had been

Run under by CLOWN BIDEN before LANDSLIDE swept ME in!!!

Or maybe it was to test “one way drones” I had created

(WHICH WORKED! so wonder “Whisky” Hesgeth is feeling ELATED)

Or maybe it was to demo MY MUCHO MACHONESS

By creating yet another MUCHO MACHO MESS

Or maybe it was some “random idea” that floated through

What’s left of MY “Frontal Lobe” that’s got “World War Three” due!!!

Who “knows” if MY “reason” was ONLY “one” ALONE or “many”?

As LESBIAN BITCH “Maddow” said your guess is good as any

But there’s a “reason” I ASSURE YOU that it SO WAS NOT:

I did NOT usher “World War Three” in due to “Epstein” ROT!

“Distracting” from those DAMNED FILES was NOT the “reason” why

I’ve just ENSURED (because IT’S WAR, OK?) “soldiers” will DIE!!!

1 March 2026

“It’s not true” Trump’s reasons for Iran attacks questioned. https://flip.it/g8_1Ob

Donald Trump Can’t Even Explain Pretend To Explain The Plan For Iran. https://flip.it/mw4mrb

Rachel Maddow: “Your guess…is as good as any” why Trump “has just started this war” with Iran. https://flip.it/sGuM5O

Applied Machoness

To shove MY PRESIDENTIAL POWER once more to the fore
I’ve just ORDERED MY Country to again GO TO HOT WAR!
“Iran” had been refusing to do what I’d been DEMANDING
So after MUCH “deliberation” DESTRUCTION is fanning
Down on shit-hole “cities” across shit-hole “Iran” to
Show rag-heads when it comes to MACHONESS MINE SHINES CLEAR THROUGH!!!

To show I’ve got MORE MUCHO MACHONESS than others who

Got to be “President” without LANDSLIDE WINS like MY “two”

I’ve ORDERED planes and submarines to MACHONESS display

By turning shit-hole “Iran’s” shit-hole “cities” on this day

Into SMOKING HEAPS OF RUBBLE that PROVE BEYOND DOUBT

When it comes to MUCHO MACHONESS MINE’S got MOST CLOUT!!!

To spotlight MUCHO MACHONESS of which I’m MOST ENDOWED

“Iran’s” just the “first” place MY MACHONESS under plowed

Because after I’ve “reduced” its “cities” to RUBBLE HEAPS

BOMBS and MISSILES I’ll next deploy to RUBBLIZE those creeps

“Living” in shit-hole “cities” in “Cuba” and “Greenland” too

To PROVE MY MUCHO MACHONESS can ANY shit-hole SCREW!!!

Soon other shit-hole “countries” in the WORLD except of course

RUSSIA, HUNGARY, and other lands that set the course

Of “dictatorship” on which I’ve MY Country too placed

Will find their “cities” by MY MUCHO MACHONESS ERASED

Until they see the “error of their ways” and ALL agree

To to MY MUCHO MACHONESS bow down on BENDED knee!!!

And HEY!…if as “rumor” has it MY “Iran” HOT WAR is

Yet “another attempt” to “distract” from “Epstein” biz

Although “distraction” may not have been MY “professed” GOAL I

Would WELCOME IT if makes “Epstein File” questions die

Down a bit before they start up once again and I

Have to “deliberate” where MACHONESS I’ll next apply!!!

28 February 2026

Trump deliberated on Iran for weeks. His “massive and ongoing” operation comes with acknowledgement US lives could be lost.  https://flip.it/Xctxpw

Draft Dodger Trump Has Found Another Way To Screw America. https://flip.it/6MTn9h

Start Selling

How can ANYBODY “doubt” a GOLDEN AGE I’m in

Along with fine OLIGARCH “friends”?, it’s never ever been

A better time for RICH WHITE MEN to through “graft” and “corruption”

INCREASE our “obscene” WEALTH by IGNORING “legal” disruption

Because he who has the GOLD makes the RULES and that means I

As RULER can make LOTS OF GOLD to ME and RICH “friends” fly!!!

MY BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL I got MY TOAD “congress” to pass

Made IMMENSE RICHES “trickle up” by kicking the ass

Of everyone who’s NOT AS FILTHY RICH as “all get out”

Because making RICH MEN RICHER is what that bill’s about

And NOT some “great deal” I claimed it was for the “working” POOR

Who as long as they “think” it is keep it “working” for sure!!!

BELIEVE ME! - “You” live in a SUPER DUPER GOLDEN AGE

Provided you STAY RICH and don’t with “poverty” engage

Because MY GOLDEN AGE won’t guarantee VAST WEALTH FOREVER

Unless your STOCK MARKET INVESTMENTS weather stormy weather

Which they WILL NOT unless you who BOUGHT LOW START SELLING HIGH

Once MY DOW (50K just last week!!!) begins to DIE!!!

27 February 2026

Golden Age? Americans doubt Trump’s claims of booming economy as midterms https://flip.it/Vv4P1O

Sole Criteria

Of all stupid blonde bimbos I’ve surrounded MYSELF with

The least blonde one among them has not much longer to live

Within the “grace” of MY APPROVAL at the rate that she

And her so-called “consultant” keep on going around ME

To implement DUMB “policies” that when I “learn” about

MY staff has to reverse which gives the “TACO” crowd more clout!!!

I had thought Kristi Noem a GREAT addition would be

To the bimbos “running” random “departments” for ME

Because although she’s a NON-BLONDE she OOZES LOYALTY

And SHOOTING PUPPIES “appeals” to “killer instincts” in ME

So I named her HEAD OF HOMELAND SECURITY because

Someone who SHOOTS DOGS should have no problem SHOOTING SCUZZ!!!

And when it came to SHOOTING PROTESTERS she did just fine

Making “excuses” for ICE GOONS not “trained” to “toe the line”

If she had left it there with her I would have been OK

But she and her “consultant” just brought “TACO” back MY way

Because I had to “reverse” the DUMB “Pre-Check ban” that she

Did WITHOUT APPROVAL “thinking” it would IMPRESS ME!!!

She “thought” her “flashy power move” was just the thing she needed

To back in MY GOOD “graces” get her very quickly speeded

But it would have “airport check-in lines” a SNARLED MESS

As many had told ME so her DUMB “ban” I did NOT bless

Instead I had to “reverse” it as quickly as could be

Which has made “TACO” charges once again swirl around ME!!!

Of Course I cannot say “YOU’RE FIRED!!!” to DUMB bimbos who

Make ME “TACO” because that shows FOES I’ve GOT NO CLUE

When it comes to “appointments” the choice of which I’ve based

On the sole “criteria” MY SECOND TERM embraced

But HEY! I “learned” during TERM 1 “cabinet picks” MUST be

Chosen for their LOYALTY despite STUPIDITY!!!

26 February 2026

“Idiot!”: Kristi Noem Goes Big To Impress Trump With A Flashy Power Move - It Implodes So Fast The White House Doesn’t Just Shut It Down, They Humiliate Her For It. https://flip.it/9cbSoK

The First Couple of a Dysfunctional DHS. https://flip.it/oqYQmb

Absolutely

EVERYTHING I SAID LAST NIGHT WAS ABSOLUTELY TRUE
About the GOLDEN AGE that I ALONE have brought to you!
(Provided you are WHITE and RICH and LOYAL UNTO ME
If not don’t hold your breath because NO “gold” you’ll EVER see

Because as a LOSER you won’t “benefit”, OK?,
From MY “economy” “shaped” like a GREAT BIG LETTER ‘K”!!!)

EVERYTHING I SAID LAST NIGHT WAS ABSOLUTELY RIGHT

About “eight wars” I ALONE ENDED! (The ONLY last “fight”

World-wide is in MY Country where MY LANDSLIDE VICTORY

Gave ME the RIGHT to set MY “dogs of war” ICE GOON TROOPS free

In BLUE “cities” that never cast a single “vote” MY way

To CRIMINALS disguised as “citizens” there BLOW AWAY!!!)

EVERYTHING I SAID LAST NIGHT WAS ABSOLUTELY CLEAR

About ALL MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS I ALONE “gained” last year

(SO MANY “years” remaining for ME still lie up ahead

Because I WON’T STOP RULING until ALIENS ALL DREAD

Be they “foreign” or “domestic” MY ICE GOONS force to go

Either by DEPORTATION or putting six feet below!!!)

EVERYTHING I SAID LAST NIGHT WAS ABSOLUTELY BY

ANYBODY’S “standards” TRUE because I NEVER LIE

And since MIGHT MAKES RIGHT it was RIGHT because MIGHT’S what I’ve got

As proven by MY CULTIST TOADS who “applauded” A LOT

For EVERYTHING I SAID which made it ABSOLUTELY CLEAR

MY “State of the Union” is ABSOLUTELY BASED ON FEAR!!!

25 February 2026

Fact-checking Trump’s longest ever “State of the Union”.  https://flip.it/p9vmSz

The Sky Is Red, 2+2=17, and Fish Are Olympic Figure Skaters: Trump’s 2026 State of the Union. https://flip.it/f_GKOo

Former GOP congressman lets loose on Trump’s “cultists” in Congress. https://flip.it/Hjtr1g

Warning

MY “State of the Union” address tonight is gonna to be
One for the “record books” for sure, I guarantee!
It will be a very very long “address” because
So many have been SO UNFAIR TO ME that every scuzz
Who’s on MY LIST I will insist on “calling out” by NAME
So for HOURS I’ll be NAMING EVERY FOE I disdain!!!

MY “State of the Union” address tonight will surely be

Remembered after it’s over throughout ETERNITY

As the LONGEST “recitation” of NAMES EVER made

Because SO MANY MILLIONS OF FOES do MY LIST pervade

And EVERY FOE on MY FOES LIST I’ll NAME ‘ere moving on

To MY TREMENDOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS LIST that’s just as LONG!!!

MY MILLIONS OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS I will claim CREDIT for

Because they have ALL BEEN IGNORED which makes ME REALLY SORE

And as all know when I’m IGNORED the SPOTLIGHT I REGAIN

By saying things and doing things MY FOES ALL call “insane”

So for uncounted HOURS after NAMING MY FOES I

On each of MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS the SPOTLIGHT reapply!!!

MILLIONS of NAMES, MILLIONS of “deeds”, and then I’ll wrap things up

By CONDEMNING “supreme court” TRAITORS who DARED DISRUPT

THE GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT to date I’ve implemented:

MY BEAUTIFUL TARIFFS that MY Country has prevented

From slipping “economically” down from the VERY TOP

Of NON-SHITHOLE RANKED NATIONS from without TARIFFS we’d drop!!!

But if you think MY NAMES and ACCOMPLISHMENTS LISTS have been

“Long” just wait for MY “supreme court” TIRADE to begin

And “buckle up” because MY RAGE against those RINO “judges”

Could go on for “weeks” or “months” because SO MANY grudges

I “feel” for TRAITORS whose “rulings” are based on “legal” clatter

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! Thank you for your attention to this matter!!!

24 February 2026

Trump warns of “long speech” for State of the Union” amid setbacks, bad polls. https://flip.it/NVZPge