Health Plan

Not everyone can have a slim sleek healthy physique I
Tone every day on the golf course but there’s no reason why
They can’t try to attain one by cutting their eating back
To reduce the fat content now keeping them on track
To becoming the most obese people in history
If they keep eating like they’ve been ‘till 2053!

To make MY country thin again I’ve got a great health plan

Elon’s implementing for ME as quick as he can

It attacks fat at its outset - among kids very young

Who eat so much free food at school their guts grow overhung

Which makes it hard for them fit behind their desks and they

Can’t reach their schoolwork because their fat’s getting in the way!

As per MY health plan to reduce to size of each kid’s gut

And butt all woke free food programs Elon for ME will shut

Let those fat kids eat cake! No more from ME will they receive

Bread subsidized by tax dollars that makes fat to them cleave!

Fat those free lunches pack on guts and butts will go away

Once free lunch programs I end put less calories in play!

MY great health plan I guarantee will very quickly rend

School children away from free food so fat that did descend

On them will like a miracle rapidly melt away

And they will rediscover how much fun it is to play

Actively without the burden of obesity

Removed from them through MY health plan’s starvation guarantee!

12 March 2025

 Now Trump’s taking food away from kids. https://flip.it/vpqdHZ