Riding To The Rescue

If you’d invested in Tesla only a year ago
You would have since that time lost half of your invested dough!
You would not have lost it because Tesla makes cars that stink
You would have lost it because lots of stupid people think
If they don’t buy a Tesla then their boycott action will
Force a great car company to be over the hill!

Elon’s been so busy destroying democracy

For ME it is the least I can do I’m sure you agree

To ride to his rescue so that’s what I’m going to do

By buying a new Tesla (only one, I don’t need two)

Which I will do to make a point that to much will amount

Without costing ME much ‘cause he’ll give ME a discount!

I will not buy a “cyber truck” because no MAGA needs

To own a car upon which swastika graffiti breeds

Like mold upon all surfaces and angles near and far

To advertise the reason it’s nicknamed the “swasticar”

Instead Elon says he’ll create a Tesla ***!!!LIMOUSINE!!!***

Of solid gold with bulletproof windows through which I’m seen!

Hey! I can also rescue him by ordering a fleet

Of discount Tesla ***!!!GOLF CARTS!!!*** so not one rich golfer’s feet

Need ever walk again when playing on a fine golf course

That supplements the income I gain through crap I endorse!

And if he makes MY ***!!!GOLF CARTS!!!*** look like MY gold ***!!!LIMOUSINE!!!***

Their golden glow will let ME more rent money from them glean!

OK…I guess MY rescue ride will not totally be

About helping Elon survive but I can guarantee

It will help him a bit by letting ME accumulate

Money from ***!!!GOLF CART!!!*** rentals and by making ME look great

When being driven around in MY Tesla ***!!!LIMOUSINE!!!***

Upon which only swastikas of solid gold will gleam!

11 March 2025

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