***!!!DOMESTIC TERRORISTS!!!***

Let’s hear it for Margie Greene! She really takes the cake!

A more loyal ass-kissing female toad you just can’t make!

She is exactly what I plan to make all women be

After I revoke DEI rights Dems let them see

For far too many years before we MAGA men arrived

To drive them back into two places they beneath men thrived.

Into kitchens and bedrooms I’ll order women to go 

To once again be looked upon as pure as driven snow

By men who know exactly what God placed them on Earth to

Perform as sacred duties for us: cook and clean and screw

Although some like Marge we allow to temporarily

Scream in Congress at those who won’t slave handmaidens be.

And so today I honor Marge for her calls for a probing

Into attacks on Tesla where paint swastikas exploding

On cyber trucks and dealership signs have impact profound

On the stock value of the greatest car maker around

***!!!DOMESTIC TERRORISTS!!!*** is what for her I will declare 

All who attack and terrorize stock values more than fair!

I declare ***!!!HOLY WAR!!!** on all ***!!!DOMESTIC TERRORISTS!!!***

Who deface cyber trucks and Tesla dealerships, and list

Their crimes as so appalling that no “lawyers” need apply

To “defend” them because right after their arrest they’ll ***!!!DIE!!!*** 

***!!!IMMEDIATE EXECUTION!!!*** by order I’ll require

To make Marge and MY portfolios once again climb higher!

13 March 2025

Tesla vehicles destroyed, vandalized since Musk began role at White House. https://flip.it/.JTRCL

Marjorie Taylor Greene Calls For Probe Into Tesla Attacks. https://flip.it/qr7cMX