Relax!

I know much more about “security” than anyone

And that is why I took “clearances” away from all scum

Who opposed ME politically and thus deserved to be

Excluded from what’s going on in MY MAGA country

So Biden, Harris, Clinton and the rest of MY woke foes

I’ve banned from being briefed about what I do or propose.

I know much more than anyone about “security”

Especially when “security” means protecting ME

From every form of criticism about orders I

Keep finding before ME I’m signing without asking why

Because the Project 2024 people who write

Them assure ME they’re things I want to do so they’re alright!

But because there’s SO MUCH to know about “security”

And “learning” it takes time away from continually

Playing ***!!!GOLF!!!*** even MY ***!!!GENIUS BRANE!!!*** finds it must

Share its “burden of understanding” with someone I trust

To use “secrets” revealed to move MY agenda along

Which is why I’m willing to share “war plans” with ***!!!ELON!!!***!!!

Part of the art of the deal I made with ***!!!ELON!!!*** was to

Get a great ***!!!TESLA DISCOUNT!!!*** by letting “secrets” accrue

To him and ***!!!BIG BALLS!!!*** and the rest of the nerd kids he’s got

Turning DC into a big empty parking lot

By claiming they’re eliminating ***!!!WASTE AND FRAUD!!!*** when they

Are really freeing up funds I’ll then send MY ***!!!TAX BREAK’s!!!*** way!

And so although “top secret war plans” I really did share

With ***!!!ELON!!!*** and then screamed about it being  ***!!!SO UNFAIR!!!***

For ***!!!FAKE NEWS!!!*** to reveal something I said I’d NEVER it do

Before I did it you can RELAX!!! for I “promise” you

Ending MY foes’ “clearances” and sharing “secret” stuff

With ***!!!ELON!!!*** will keep us “secure” should anything get rough!!!

22 March 2025

Trump revokes security clearances for Joe Biden and entire family, Kamala Harris, Hillary Clinton, and other political foes. https://flip.it/nl-ajV

“Access Denied!”  Trump stops a meeting at the Pentagon to brief Elon Musk on potential war plans. https://flip.it/DjjNe8

Trump, Hesgeth deny Musk given Chinese war plans, say Pentagon meeting focused on efficiency, cuts. https://flip.it/ks_VJJ