IT’S NOT ME, OK?

Way back when I won MY gigantic landslide in November

A lot of things I said that I’d do weren’t easy to remember

Because so very many I had promised to achieve

How could I be expected to pull them all from MY sleeve?

And so things like the price of eggs after I’d ***!!!WON!!!*** remained

Sky high because I had forgotten folks of it complained.

The reason I’d forgotten eggs and other things besides

Was because Project 2024 folks said I’d thrive

If I signed every “exec order” they set before ME

And by so doing would be remembered in “history”

As the ***!!!MOST ACCOMPLISHED LEADER!!!*** Earth had ever known!!!

Which sounded so good lower egg prices I did postpone.

In fact I forgot about eggs and lots of other things

Because so many “exec orders” waited in the wings

To be signed I had no time to focus on what I

Promised I’d do on ***!!!DAY ONE!!!*** and so I passed them by

For projects Project 2024 through ME got done

Which began making MAGAs think I’m NOT the Chosen One!

Early on things had gone great when I only attacked

***!!!LGBTQs!!!*** and ***!!!IMMIGRANTS!!!*** and granted slack

To cultists who supported ME but that was back before

“Exec orders” I had signed did their MAGA oxen gore!

HEY!!! ***!!!ELON’s !!!*** hurting “the wrong people”!!!  IT’S NOT ME, OK?

So under the bus he goes next to blame for ME delay!!!

23 March 2025

You think Republicans realize they’ve started hurting the wrong people? https://flip.it/qzOJUn

As Trump sticks it to MAGA voters, should we feel sorry for them? https://flip.it/GwtLCR