Cutting Down Only!!!

Along with MY “Drill Baby Drill!!!” approach I see as grand

Another exploitation policy I’ve also planned:

Every tree in MY country I demand be cut down

Because those sent from Canada suck and they make ME frown

MY tariffs on that “country” made their “lumber” pricey too

Which makes MY “National Forests” cheaper to clear cut through!

Kickbacks to ME from “lumber” companies will soon abound!!!

As will other ***!!!MONEY!!!*** made by cutting “forests” down!!!

Markups on the “lumber” they glean from “forests” destroyed

For ***!!!PROFIT!!!*** will make ***!!!ROBBER BARONS!!!*** happily employed!!!

Which is what ***!!!CAPITALISM!!!*** is again about

Thanks to ME and will be until U.S. wood runs out!!!

And since the “global warming” HOAX I won’t let be explored

All FAKE NEWS about “trees and oxygen” can be ignored!!!

“Oxygen” is found in tanks in hospitals and so

It’s just another product that can a huge ***!!!PROFIT!!!*** show

Like every other “resource” MY “Gilded Age” will exploit

So don’t let “trees make oxygen” LIES get you out of joint!!!

“Drill Baby Drill!!!” and “Cut Baby Cut!!!” will work hand in hand

To bring ***!!!PROSPERITY!!!*** to ***!!!ROBBER BARONS!!!*** in MY land

Who like ME are smart enough to seize and not let go

Of exploitation opportunities that only show

Up during rare “Gilded Ages” like the new one I

Am creating through MY “DRILL AND CUT BABY!!!” rally cry!!!

As for tree-hugging liberals who want to plant “new” trees

To “beautify” their “neighborhoods” screw their DEI needs!

Trees can only produce ***!!!PROFITS!!!*** after they’ve been cut down!

So I hereby ban tree “planting” in every U.S. town

Because trees take up space smart ***!!!REAL ESTATE!!!*** wizards like ME

Can also exploit so NO “planting”, CUTTING DOWN ONLY!!!

21 March 2025

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