Out Of Respect

CONGRATULATE ME, DAMMIT!!! MY WIN WAS TOTALLY FAIR!!!
All rumors to the contrary are TOTALLY UNFAIR!!!
On MY golf courses in contests I host no one but ME
Had a better chance to WIN!!! than ME obviously
But that does NOT mean MY contest was “rigged” or that I “cheated”!!!
I WON!!! because on MY golf course MUCH practice I’ve repeated!!!

All those who say I ‘cheat’ by “rigging” tournaments aren’t clever

Because I AM THE GREATEST NON-PRO GOLF GENIUS EVER!!!

I could turn pro and maybe I will once MY second gig

Or third or fourth as PRESIDENT!!! I need no longer “rig”

Because “rigging” elections takes a LOT more work than playing

Golf games I ALWAYS WIN!!! despite what ALL MY FOES are saying!!!

Every weekend I fly down to Mar-a-Lago to

Practice playing golf on MY course there so I ask you

Why accuse ME of “cheating” or of “rigging” a golf game

When “practice makes perfect” and “practice” is MY “middle name”!!!

And since taxpayers pay EIGHT MILLION for each weekend’s round

MY TOURNAMENT WIN!!! proves their tax investment’s VERY sound!!!

Let’s see…52 weekends in a year (so they tell ME)

Means 52 times EIGHT MILLION!!! which is…umm…let ME see…

FOUR HUNDRED SIXTEEN MILLION!!! across all weekends (I guess)

So at that cost why wouldn’t taxpayers want ME to bless

Them by becoming the BEST GOLFER!!! their tax bucks have know???

It’s out of “respect” for their bucks practice makes ME WIN!!!-prone!!!

17 March 2025

Trump’s Golf Championship Win Has Everybody Saying The Same Thing (It Rhymes With “Wigged”). https://flip.it/356eEX