OK! Maybe I said some “angry” things about Denmark
They wouldn’t give ME ***!!!GREENLAND!!!*** so at them I’d tend to bark
But that was before I found out the rising price of eggs
Had lowered MAGA “opinion” of ME by several pegs!!!
I could care less what liberals think of ME but when it comes
To MAGAs thinking I “suck” even I hear distant drums!
And so “contrite” as I can be (which isn’t much at all)
They wouldn’t give ME ***!!!GREENLAND!!!*** so at them I’d tend to bark
But that was before I found out the rising price of eggs
Had lowered MAGA “opinion” of ME by several pegs!!!
I could care less what liberals think of ME but when it comes
To MAGAs thinking I “suck” even I hear distant drums!
And so “contrite” as I can be (which isn’t much at all)
I’ll pretend to “beg” countries like Denmark to stop the fall
Of MY popularity and reverse it by shipping
Every egg their chickens lay without any egg scrimping
To MY country so an ***!!!EGG PRICE HERO!!!*** I become
To MAGAs who’ve begun to wonder if maybe I’m scum!!!
But if those damned “Danes” won’t send every egg their chickens lay
To ME IMMEDIATELY!!! then ALL HELL!!! I’ll make them pay
Much greater than the threats and taunts I screamed at them before
When I only demanded ***!!!GREENLAND!!!*** for it’s so much more
Important to MY ego to when when I pretend to “beg”
Get what I want or it can shatter like a thin-skinned egg!!!
18 March 2025
Trump begs Denmark for eggs after months of threats and talks. https://flip.it/35uZu_
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