Ooopsie Mockery (🖕)

I DID NOT ignore “court orders”, I NEVER would that do!

It’s just that planes I was “ordered” to turn around had flew

The coup already and were over places far away

Very hard to contact from MY White House phone, OK?,

So it was TOO LATE (Ooopsie! 😀) to turn either plane around

Before they had almost arrived to where they’d then touch down!

I DID NOT cause a “constitutional crisis”, OK?

It was not MY fault both planes flew so very far away

So very fast they passed beyond the capability

Of MY White House switchboard to contact them easily!

DON’T BLAME ME for some dumb crisis that I “created” NOT!

It was through MY dumb phone system that “crisis” got its shot!

I DID NOT “refuse to comply” with what some dumb “judge” said

I “had to do” to not kick “rule of law” straight out of bed!

I AM THE LAW!!! so IT’S MY BED!!! because I’M PRESIDENT!!!

NO goddamned “judge” has got the “right” to stand on “precedent”

To tell ME what I can and cannot do!!!, it’s UP TO ME

To do WHATEVER I WANT TO!!! (like Ooopsie!🖕mockery) !!!

17 March 2025

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