Audition

She’s proud of killing Cricket and she wants the world to know 
On the farm she returned to after college she did blow
It wasn’t a big deal to kill a puppy dog, OK?,
Or a goat or any vermin that would not obey
So get off her back because she did what strong leaders do
Whose total lack of empathy lets ruthlessness shine through.

The reaction to her dog murder story’s simply got

To have truly amazed her because she never once thought

Anybody would care about shooting a dog who

Would not obey and killed chickens so what else could she do?

Nor care about a smelly old goat she also put down

Because it stank so badly and it chased her kids around.

The liberal press is gloating that her VP chance she’s shot

Because she’s into killing and of empathy has lot

But she does not give a damn because the liberal press stinks

The only thing important to her’s what Dear Leader thinks

And so she wrote about shooting dogs and goats for one mission:

To prove she’s ruthless enough to win Trump’s VP audition.

5 May 2024

Trump VP contender Kristi Noem defends killing her dog https://flip.it/YbJYux

What Everyone Is Missing About The Kristi Noem Dog Murder Story https://flip.it/lpXtJ5

Noem’s dog killing was bad, but to really understand her, consider the goat https://flip.it/w6sNPj