VP Sweepstakes

Trump’s told VP candidates they must come kiss his ring

And ass to become finalists in his VP choice thing

He’s summoned them to his Florida Mar-a-Lago joint

To prove how powerful is is because he can appoint

Whichever one he chooses that can do him the most good

Which is his sole criteria as each has understood.

Dog-killer Noem may show up but she’s no competition

For anyone who hasn’t treated puppies with derision

By blowing them away and writing of it in a book

Which even though he can’t read Trump learned of so she forsook

Her chance to become his VP apparently and so

All others candidates learned that dog killing’s a no-no.

Rubio will also show up but his chances stink

Even though like Trump he’s gone as low as one can sink

To destroy democracy which in his state he’s done

Forever in what’s left of Trump’s sick brain he’ll remain scum

For trying hard to be a wannabe tyrant Trump lite

He burned the branch on which he’d hoped to as VP alight.

Some white guy no one’s heard of who’s a governor somewhere

Trump’s currently leaning towards because why should he care

If picking yet another male as white as he can be

Pisses off each female and other minority

In his VP sweepstakes so no matter what polls say

He may decide to choose the white guy like him anyway.

Scott, Stefanik, Vance and other candidates also

Are expected to attend the “Pick Me, Donald!!!” show

The purpose of which really is to raise a lot of cash

So Trump can buy new lawyers when his old ones quit or crash

Into angry displeasure he expresses when he wakes

And finds they did not do what he said to that forsakes.

Apparently there’s no hurry for Trump to choose his pick

And so he’ll drag his sweepstakes out to spread its drama thick

Across as much time as he can to trial dates delay

Until elections come and once again we’ll hear him say

That “HE WAS ROBBED!!!” by “FAKE FRAUD VOTES!!!” and “HIS LANDSLIDE, OK?,

Was “ONCE AGAIN!!!” by “EVIL DEMOCRATS!!!” “STOLEN AWAY!!!!!!”

4 May 2024

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