On The Lam

Rudi on the lam and thanks to his head’s slick black goo
It took a process server nearly one week to get through
Because through goo he slid into his car and slammed the door
Hoping he could hide there from lawsuits evermore

But he hid out just a few days spreading black goo around

Until his head ran out of goo to process servers drown.

Rudi’s black defensive goo was all that stood between

His sorry ass and lawsuits that are major to extreme

It helped him slide by for a week until his goo-filled head

Temporarily ran out, which then sad to say led

To servers catching up with him and yelling “You’ve been served”!

If only his goo had held out from them he could have swerved.

Although his head filled up with goo again it’s now too late

To ooze it out as defense against lawsuits on his plate

He needs another form of slick defense to get away

From the Dominion lawsuit servers have now put in play

Perhaps he could hide out with that chopped foam My Pillow guy

Inside his pillow warehouse while outside lawsuits stack high.

24 February 2021

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