Hourly Rate

Stormy says her Trump encounter was way worse than bad
Of all the 1.5 minute sex for hires she’s had
But if you do the math I’m sure that you will plainly see

That when it comes to money no better quick hump could be

One hundred thirty K for her brief 90 second’s time

Is 5 million 200 thousand per hour per grind.

That’s a pretty good rate for 90 seconds in the sack

That mushroom man paid on the QT to avoid attack

From the lame stream fake news that got wind of it anyway

When Cohen testified before the law put him away

Mike’s feeling very sorry to make Stormy suffer so

But for that rate who wouldn’t screw that creep I’d like to know.

We’re headed for the trial now so some comic relief

Is welcome before Trump’s acquittal returns us to grief

When his toads in the Senate again let him off the hook

At least we can remember that it 90 seconds took

For Trump to prove he was manly so very rapidly

And for it to pay a rate none of us will ever see. 

8 February 2021

Stormy Daniels On Her Trump Encounter: ‘Worst 90 Seconds Of My Life’ https://flip.it/MJcIeh