Self Defense

Trump knows more than all lawyers so it’s really no big deal
That his entire impeachment defense team took to heel

With less than two weeks to go before his fixed trial date

He knows he can through self defense pose a defense that’s great

He has no need for lawyers, self defense is all that’s needed

Because Republicans will ignore all against him pleaded.

He simply will reiterate again how his loss was a fraud

And all his toad Republicans will stand up and applaud

And welcome him with open arms. They never would convict

A Dear Leader who is his fine armed cult’s ultimate pick

Democracy be damned, they’ll say, Trump cannot be denied

So what if some oath we took he’s forced us to cast aside?

What Trump knows his departed lawyers did not is that he

Remains the greatest President Trump-World will ever see

Not for all his accomplishments which amounted to shit

But because to his rabid cult he’ll always be a hit

And despite money shoved up top that never trickles down

His cult members will keep sending bucks they’ve still got around.

And just a buck or two adds up when millions of poor fools

Bankroll Dear Leader forever to keep on breaking rules

And his fine cult also stands ready upon his command 

To kill every Republican who may get out of hand

By voting for conviction, which is why Dear Leader knows

He has no need for lawyers to his trial defense pose.

31 January 2021

Trump’s impeachment defense team leaves less than two weeks before trial https://flip.it/mCeC1K

Trump Parts Ways With Impeachment Lawyers https://flip.it/2EEEe0

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