Meat Beef

They “love” ME!!! here in “India”, they ABSOLUTELY do!!!
A BILLION of them turned up to see ME MY Great CON brew!!!
I signed some “book” in some guy’s house in a way NONE could “read”
And with “Modi’s” harsh ANTI-MUSLIM “sentiment” agreed
But when it came to dinner time I underwent a SHOCK!!!
They served ME so-called “vegetables”!!! I NEED MEAT!!! by the BLOCK!!!

WITHOUT a BIG MAC EVERY hour, EVERY night and day
And GIANT STEAKS with KETCHUP for dinner I WASTE AWAY!!!
MY SUPER FIT and HEALTHY “physique” WITHOUT MEAT!!! would be
Instead of SUPER MUSCULAR a FAT BLOB ALL would see!!!
I’ve NEVER eaten “vegetables”, I DON’T “know” what they are,
But I am told they “grow” in DIRT!!! That’s a “food” bridge TOO FAR!!!

“India” is FULL of “cows”!!! They’d better spare a few
To keep MY tummy HAPPY or our “trade deal” I WILL SCREW!!!
I came here to be ADMIRED, NOT to eat CRAP from DIRT!!!
Put EVERY McDonald’s on Earth RIGHT NOW on RED ALERT!!!
The FIRST that gets ME BIG MACS during this DEARTH OF MEAT!!! strife
Will by DECREE be MY “official McDonald’s” for LIFE!!!

It’s a matter of LIFE and DEATH, OK???, if I CAN’T eat
BIG MACS and STEAKS with KETCHUP or at least SOME kind of MEAT
To make MY MEATY SUPER BOD to ALL MY HEALTH relate
So I DON’T “care” how MUCH they “love” ME in this Sh*thole “state”!!!
IS NOTHING SACRED??? Do they want to send ME to MY GRAVE???
They’d better KILL a “cow” RIGHT NOW to FEED ME what I CRAVE!!!

24 February 2020

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