Pardon Power

I can do ANYTHING I WANT and NONE DARE INTERFERE
So if you are a “criminal” but MY “Friend” NEVER FEAR!!!
NO MATTER WHAT the trumped-up case AGAINST!!! you “they” say is
I’ll make it go away faster that flat soda-pop fizz!!!
You’ll be FREE!!! to pursue  like ME so-called “White-Collar Crime”
Because MY PARDON POWER GUARANTEES you WON’T do time!!!

And if you are ALREADY “jailed” you’ll soon NO LONGER be
Once I’ve “commuted” your “sentence” by ROYAL TRUMP DECREE!!!
You’ll be PARDONED FOR LIFE by ME, your favorite CHOSEN ONE,
WHO has ABUSED his PARDON POWER starting on DAY ONE!!!
Although, of course, you’ll “thank” ME I’ll DEMAND MUCH MORE from you
Once you are FREE!!! you’ll “work” for ME MY ENEMIES!!! to SCREW!!!

The ONLY way to “Drain the Swamp” that this CONMAN has found
Is filling it with pre-accused FILTH lying ALL around
By turning over EVERY slimy rock along the way
I find and release underneath accused SLIME-BALLS, OK???
Of course I do NOT “care” about what they DON’T “drain” for ME
But PARDONING them PROVES how POWERFUL a KING can be!!!

LATE BREAKING NEWS!!! MY PARDONS are COMPLETELY UNINFORMED!!!
I just watch FOX!!! present to ME SLIME-BALLS who “look” forlorn
And WILL make ME “look” like a HERO to MY FOX!!! - led BASE
So I DON’T CARE what they’re ACCUSED!!! of, there is NO DISGRACE
That trumps MY NEED to keep playing the HERO to MY CULT
That accepts ALL I do NO MATTER WHAT “laws” I assault!!!

18 February 2020

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