Bounce Back

MY GREAT MARKET RECOVERY PLAN is clear as can be!!!

“Portfolios” WILL “bounce back” once you’ve RE-ELECTED!!! ME!!!

Just like the FIRST time that I WON!!!, but NEXT time EVEN BETTER

I’ll “bet” you PROFIT!!! TREMENDOUSLY ‘though I’m NOT a “bettor”!!!

MY MARKET BETTER “Bounce Back” QUICK, though, ideally BEFORE

I have to justify your “losses” and your VOTES!!! implore!!!

EVERY DAY since I got in I’ve BOASTED CONSTANTLY

That ONLY I ALONE propel MY GREAT ECONOMY!!!  

Now with MY MARKET CRATERING!!! thanks to some Chinese “bug”

It WILL take MORE to get it back UP than being a THUG!!!

That is the way I usually MAKE things go MY WAY

But this time it may take “finesse” to dumb “investors” sway.

I REALLY NEED those JERKS to jerk MY MARKET back on track!!!

If it nose-dives into DEPRESSION!!! MY “chances” turn BLACK!!!

MY RE-ELECTION!!! ALONE is that which MATTERS to ME

And it I’ve staked upon UNENDING BULL ETERNALLY!!!

So BUY!!! BUY!!! BUY!!! and BUY!!! BUY!!! BUY!!! and BUY!!! BUY!!! BUY!!! yet MORE!!!

BUY!!! ALL THE WAY DOWN to the BOTTOM and straight through the FLOOR!!!

And keep on BUYING!!! NO MATTER HOW LOW “stock” prices sink

Because this SELLING!!! makes MY RE-ELECTION!!! chances STINK!!

27 February 2029

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