Pathology

Today I PRAISE a LOYAL MINION: Sarah Suckabee!!!
When it comes down to “lying” she’s ALMOST AS GOOD AS ME!!!
We BOTH are “pathological” in each and EVERY way
But I still have the edge because she gets from ME her “pay”
And EACH day she proves she’s worth EVERY penny that I spend
Because she amplifies MY “lies” with hers to FAKE “TRUTH” rend.

The “lies” I tweet by 5 AM she’s parroted by 9
And she does it with a “straight face” (there’s ALWAYS “smirks” on mine)
“People” suspect that I DON’T “know” “lies” are ALL I say
Sarah MAY suspect but she WILL NOT give ME away
Plus when you’re “pathological” you really have NO “choice”
As long as she “lies” LESS than ME in her “lies” I’ll rejoice.

She knows that to stay on MY “good” side ALL “lies” she MUST tell
MUST be less “obvious” than those I EVERY day dispell
AS ALL KNOW I DEMAND to be the BEST in ALL I do
If her “lying” EVER got “better” than MINE I’d be “blue”
And I NEVER stay “blue” for long, “blue’s” a “color” I HATE!!!
I would turn RED with RAGE and CONDEMN her to a grim fate.

So far I have NOT had to kick her butt out of MY doors
I WILL let it remain as long as MY “lies” it encores
As “liars” go I’m NOT yet “threatened” by MY Suckabee
We are like two peas in a pod sharing “pathology”
If EVER she tries to “top” MY “lies” then OUT her “lies” go
But so far hers have HONORED MINE in EVERY dumb “press” show.

23 February 2019

'There Was No Collusion.' Sarah Sanders Predicts Mueller Report Will Clear Trump
http://time.com/5535524/sarah-sanders-robert-mueller-report-collusion/

Sarah Sanders says Trump is leaving some troops in Syria to ensure peaceful withdrawal
https://www.politico.com/story/2019/02/22/trump-syria-troops-withdrawal-1179990

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/mbzpxq/sarah-sanderss-latest-lie-is-somehow-her-worst

https://www.rawstory.com/2019/02/pathological-liar-sarah-sanders-blasted-insisting-trump-never-encouraged-violence/