Celebrate!!!

HOLD THE DATE, Amerika! I’ve got a Great idea!!!
On July 4th let’s CELEBRATE the “fact” that I’m STILL HERE!!!
“They’ve” tried for TWO LONG YEARS to topple ME off of MY perch
By throwing EVERYTHING “they” could AGAINST ME to BESMIRCH
But I’ve survived WITCH HUNTS!!! and hid COLLUSION!!! week by week
So on this random date I’ve picked YOUR FAVORITE “Prez” WILL SPEAK!!!

I’m told that “July 4th” means SOMETHING to SOME around here
Who Cares??? I’ll make it ALL ABOUT ME!!! How MY Base WILL CHEER!!!
MY fine WHITE Base ALL “know” I’m MORE IMPORTANT than “country”
They’ll be DELGHTED the date’s now TRUMP CELEBRATORY!!!
They WILL turn out to sing MY PRAISES, BILLIONS here WILL come
There may EVEN be MORE than at MY “inauguration”!!!

“A Salute to America” WILL mean to MY Base throng
A “Salute” to their FAVORITE “President”!!! What could go WRONG???
MY staff WILL truck them in from hick town places far away
“Assembled” on the “Mall” they WILL “salute” JUST ME that day!!!
When I arrive they’ll ALL REJOICE and shower ME with perks
And to REWARD their LOYALY I’ll give them FIREWORKS!!!

So HOLD THE DATE, BELIEVE ME it WILL be one to REMEMBER!!!
In fact I think I’ll DEMAND it re-named “TRUMP DAY” FOREVER!!!
For YEARS on EACH “4th of July” I’ll set a precedent
I’ll truck in those LOYAL to hear their FAVORITE “President”
And since I’ll be the “Prez” for LIFE EACH year MY CELEBRATION
On July 4th will be the day I’m HONORED by MY “nation!!!

24 February 2019

Trump says he'll speak at "A Salute To America" event on July 4 at D.C.'s Lincoln Memorial
https://www.axios.com/trump-tweets-lincoln-memorial-july-4-salute-to-america-ae6681d9-7af6-4811-bc3a-e1e614881ad5.html

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2019/02/20/that-was-my-idea-how-trump-claims-credit-nearly-everything/

Trump ridiculed for bizarre 'HOLD THE DATE!' July 4th DC celebration announcement -- then making it all about himself
https://www.rawstory.com/2019/02/trump-ridiculed-bizarre-hold-date-july-4th-dc-celebration-announcement-making/

Trump books Lincoln Memorial for July 4th gala he'll host
https://apnews.com/75cc789437ba4c099fd2fae65a6041bb

Trump Ruins Everything, Next Up: Fourth of July
https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/trump-fourth-of-july-799428/