Plan G

I am NOT “super pissed” and I am NOT “humiliated”
I’m NOT “increasingly anxious” despite what FAKE NEWS stated
So what if MY first Chief of Staff choice said “HELL NO!” to ME?
I’ll find the BEST CHOICE EVER by the time I reach PLAN G
If B and C and D and E and F also say “NO!”
It WILL NOT MATTER because G will be the BEST IN SHOW.

Who G will be I have NO clue, we’ll have to wait and see
But after six LOSERS I’ll find a WINNER, BELIEVE ME
I made a Great new U.N. choice! She’s BLOND! She worked at FOX!
PLAN G WILL prove MY Genius brane thinks OUTSIDE a box
By the time I get to G the BEST CHOICE I WILL find
PLAN G is the BEST PLAN I’ve EVER pulled from MY behind.

I cannot wait to meet PLAN G, it WILL be SO exciting
To meet the BEST PERSON who on MY staff I’ll be inviting
He’ll be a fine White Male who is Far Right as he can be
And humbly WILL kneel to pledge undying LOYALTY
Once he’s arrived MY well-oiled machine will smoothly flow
(Until he tries “controlling” ME! Then to PLAN H I’ll go).

11 December 2018

Amid chief of staff search, Trump increasingly anxious over political future
https://www.cnn.com/2018/12/10/politics/trump-ayers-politics/

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/there-was-no-plan-b-trump-scrambles-to-find-chief-of-staff-after-top-candidate-turns-him-down/2018/12/10/9b6d0424-fc9c-11e8-862a-b6a6f3ce8199_story.html

Proof that Trump is lying about ‘fake news,’ from Trump himself
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/trumps-fake-insistence-of-fake-news/2018/12/10/00e8c8bc-fc9b-11e8-ad40-cdfd0e0dd65a_story.html

https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/john-kelly-and-the-myth-of-the-adult-in-the-room/2018/12/10/c0d1eb2e-fb2c-11e8-8d64-4e79db33382f_story.html