Everywhere

TERRORISTS!!! are EVERYWHERE!!! They are under MY bed
They follow ME around each day, behind, beside, ahead
I see them EVERYWHERE I look and EVERYWHERE I go
You’d see them too if you like ME saw EVERYONE as FOE
When EVERYBODY EVERYWHERE is working against you
Five Billion TERRORISTS!!! a day you know are getting through.

Because DEMONcrats will NOT fund MY WALL I’ll close things down
Closing the so-called “Government” before Christmas is sound
Because it proves that I have POWER to take toys away
When poo-poo headed DEMONcrats won’t with ME nicely play
But closing down will also mean MORE TERRORISTS!!! get in
To close down or to NOT close down...what’s the question again?

Oh, right, the question is how the Hell do I “fund” MY WALL???
Which I claim is already being built and standing tall
But fancy pantsy Nancy and slick Schumer disagree
They dared in MY White House to of MY WALL claims question ME!
That’s why I said I’d close the “Government” down RIGHT AWAY
Unless FIVE BILLION in small, unmarked bills DEMONcrats pay.

I’m living with 10 TERRORISTS!!! a night under MY bed
When I turn out the light 10,000 more enter MY head
When morning comes 10,000,000 more are EVERYWHERE I look
So one dollar a TERRORIST is small change in MY book
Because by the end of each day 5,000,000,000 WILL appear
And that’s in MY bedroom alone! No wonder I push FEAR.

My fine White Rally Base buys FEAR, why can’t the DEMONcrats???
If they want “Government” continued they’d best end their spats
As they learned yesterday there’s NO Point “reasoning” with ME
“Reason” NEVER factors in what I do, say, or see
So GIVE ME MONEY or “Goverment” shutdown looms ahead
And TERRORISTS from EVERYWHERE WILL head straight to YOUR bed.

12 December 2018

No evidence for Trump claim on 'terrorists': government sources
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-border-idUSKBN1OB05Y

Trump welcomes a shutdown during Oval Office squabble with Pelosi, Schumer
https://www.washingtonpost.com/powerpost/schumer-pelosi-set-to-meet-with-trump-on-wall-but-house-gop-stands-firm/2018/12/11/2604b1ae-fd56-11e8-862a-b6a6f3ce8199_story.html?tid=sm_fb_pol