Natural and Free

A “simple private transaction” was all it EVER was
“Hush money” payment is something EVERY WEALTHY MAN does
What is all this brouhaha?? It’s not like I’m a saint
You can’t expect a horny Rich MAN to be what he ain’t
If on occasion I pay off a blonde bimbo or two
With “illegal” activities it has NOTHING to do.

Just because I was “campaigning” while some bucks changed hands
That was NOT about “politics”, it just involved some glands
When you are a Rich MAN like ME you know it’s NO big deal
To pay for what you get, and I got quite a decent feel
Ignore the DEMONcrats who call such acts “impeachable”
They’re totally, completely, absolutely “natural”.

It’s NO “sin” to pay those you want to shut up for a fee
That’s what MY Evangelical supporters ALL tell ME
Such fine White Base RELIGIOUS members know whereof they speak
They and their God FORGIVE ME for so-called “hush money” reek
And to hear NO MORE “hush money” talk from each FAKE NEWS JERK
I hereby declare FREE nookie a “Presidential” perk.

10 December 2018

Trump claims Cohen hush money payment was 'simple private transaction'
https://www.politico.com/story/2018/12/10/trump-cohen-hush-money-1054207