One Way Bus

Tillerson’s “dumb as a rock”, he is “lazy as hell”
He lacked “mental capacity” to EVER serve ME well
It does NOT matter that I called him “brilliant” once, OK?
That was before the bus I threw him under drove MY way
That’s how it works with EVERYONE who’s EVER worked for ME
I abuse them completely while demanding LOYALTY.

LOYALTY to ME just like that bus runs just ONE WAY
The second someone signs up I plan ways to make them pay
It matters NOT how ass-kissers strive to with ME relate
Even “pucker” Pence nears the end of his “sell-by” date
MY constant search for the “best people” as I “seek perfection”
ALWAYS ends with angry tweets preceding bus ejection.

ONLY I ALONE PLEASE ME so why do others try?
Even BEFORE they sign up I am planning their good-bye
Their “shelf life” starts to run out on the first day they arrive
Their bus draws closer every day they to please ME so strive
Their end is SO predictable NOBODY should be shocked
Under the bus they go while with angry tweet storms they’re mocked.

A stable Genius like ME needs NOBODY around
MY GUT is ALL I NEED to make choices deep and profound
So why, you ask, do I keep “hiring” people I HATE?
The answer is SO simple even dumb rocks can relate:
I get MY rocks off throwing LOYAL fools under the bus
Because MY ONE WAY LOYALTY stirs up Great FAKE NEWS fuss.

8 December 2018

Not very diplomatic: Trump slams Tillerson as 'dumb as a rock', 'lazy as hell,' lacks 'mental capacity'
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/tillerson-says-he-often-had-tell-trump-his-directive-violates-n945176?cid=sm_npd_nn_tw_ma

“They’re Beginning to Think About Whether Mike Pence Should Be Running Again”: As the Mueller Fire Nears, Trump Ponders Jettisoning His Loyal V.P.
https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2018/12/mike-pence-2020-mueller-trump