Wet Losers

In terms of water Florence had the wettest water EVER
There has NOT been more wetter water from what I hear NEVER
Of course I had to rush down to the Carolinas quick
The thought that MY golf course was underwater made ME sick
But it came through Tremendously I am happy to boast
Unlike those who were dumb enough to live along a “coast”.

“Coasts” are found near “oceans” and ALL KNOW “oceans” are wet
In terms of water they hold the most water you can get
If you stupidly live on “coasts” by “oceans” then whoopie
Do NOT expect your “President” to show you “sympathy”
You were asking for water and water’s what you got
The good news is a few of you may end up with a yacht!

But there are NEVER very many yachts to go around
Most of you stupid coastal dwellers will get wet and drown
To you I see no point in what I’m told is “empathy”
You asked to get wet and now you’re as wet as you can be
I can’t tell you how much I love MY golf course there, OK?
But I could care less about LOSERS who live in harm’s way.

The sun’s back out, MY course is dry, Rich golfers will flock back
As for how I “behaved” MYSELF down there don’t give ME flack
I showed up and I even got both MY shoes wet, OK?
And looked around and made some jokes before I went away
I even handed out some food down there in those wet bowels
It’s not MY fault their stupid stores ran out of paper towels.

And just like down in POUR-TOE- REEK-KOE we did a GREAT JOB
Like then only a few got dead thanks to MY FEMA mob
Thanks to ME our response has been Great to each hurricane
It’s NOT MY JOB after to “feel” stuff for wet jerks in pain
Once I confirmed that MY golf course had come through high and dry
I saw NO reason to remain to hear wet LOSERS cry.

20 September 2018

Trump visited rain-drenched North Carolina and it went about as well as you’d expect https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2018/09/trump-visited-rain-drenched-north-carolina-and-it-went-about-as-well-as-youd-expect/

Trump calls Florence 'one of the wettest we've ever seen from the standpoint of water' https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/trump-calls-florence-wettest-standpoint-water/story?id=57930056

Trump Asks About Site of His Golf Club During Florence Briefing https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-asks-about-site-of-his-golf-club-during-florence-briefing?source=cheats&via=rss

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2018/09/19/least-you-got-nice-boat-out-deal-trump-tells-nc-man-during-post-florence-tour/