Friday, September 21, 2018

Ass Margin

I come before you here today to help a Great Ass WIN
Help ME elect Heller, MY Ass Margin has grown too slim
If Heller does NOT stay elected there’ll be Hell to pay
If you let Wacky Jacky in she’ll sweep MY Ass away
And once it’s gone then MY GREAT WALL will NEVER get built high
And YOU’LL BE MURDERED!!!! So please help elect this Heller guy.

I hated his Ass when we started and he hated mine
But now we’ve come to LOVE and RESPECT each other’s Ass fine
My ONLY goal today is to hereby demand he WIN
Or MY WALL won’t protect you when kid TERRORISTS pour in!!!!
I ALONE am your ONLY hope!! You MUST vote for Heller
Stomp Wacky Jacky in the dirt with votes that help ME quell her.

I enjoy being “President”, don’t make MY Great Ass leave!
I have many more Tremendous lies hidden up MY sleeve
And I need time to pull them out to keep MY con alive
Sometimes that takes so much work that I have to tweet ‘till five!
But only if I start after lunch and first take a nap
Most of the time MY con runs fine because your branes are crap.

But today crappy branes I need to keep an Ass in power
If you don’t VOTE FOR HELLER then prepare YOUR Ass to cower
Without MY WALL to hide it behind Nevada is DOOMED
Heller’s Ass WIN will keep MINE in, for that his is groomed
I could care less what you crap-braned Nevadans want from him
The ONLY thing that counts is the ASS that STAYS through his WIN.

21 September 2018

President Trump Unleashes His Grievances at a Vegas Rally During a Tight Midterm Race http://time.com/5402720/trump-rally-dean-heller-nevada/

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