Loyal Losers

Farmers are GREAT PATRIOTS so none of them will care
If they lose farms and livelihoods due to MY trade war scare
As MY Rich buddy Wilbur says, they will NOT even notice
The pain MY tariffs cause them because they ALL love their POTUS
“They” tell ME tariffs are taxes but of that I have doubt
As long as there’s goodwill for ME I’m sure things will work out.

I am the one who knows how to stop China, it’s NOT hard
When you are, like, a Genius and NOT some dumb retard
MY trade war will reduce them to an impoverished country
And we’ll grow rich on all the tariff bucks they send to ME
“They” tell ME that is NOT the way that tariffs “work”, but hey!
I say that’s how they OUGHT to work so things will be OK.

Wilbur is a fine spokesperson for MY tariff card
His billions set a fine example of how it’s NOT hard
To amass a Tremendous fortune through Great greed and grift
Who better to convince poor LOSERS tariffs will them lift?
Impoverished farmers, ranchers, factory workers will agree
Once they hear him to tighten their belts to the “N”th degree.

Economic pain is GOOD Wilbur to them will say
And to hide what he really knows he’ll turn his smirk away
I’m depending on LOYALTY to make this mess work out
From the poor to ME, NOT of course the other way about
To Rich WINNERS like ME and Wilbur tariffs won’t cause pain
As long as Loyal LOSERS stay convinced through them they’ll gain.

19 September 2018

Ultra-rich Trump official says consumers won’t notice price increases, leaves CNBC hosts speechless https://thinkprogress.org/wilbur-ross-cnbc-trump-tariffs-china-bb9e53bb6b90/

https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-partisan/wp/2018/09/18/for-sheer-idiocy-its-hard-to-beat-trumps-crackdown-on-trade-with-china/