Traitor World

Who cares about the WITCH HUNT? I have bigger fish to fry
It’s open season on a MOLE who’s made ME scream and cry
A failing sneak in MY White House who I MUST ferret out
For daring to talk to the Times...that’s TREASON!!! beyond doubt
If I can’t find that MOLE then I will FIRE EVERYONE
I only need MYSELF to MY well-oiled machine run.

I’m the duly elected “President” of the US!!
How dare some MOLE in MY White House say things here are a mess??
The coward had better resign before I force him to
I’ll hunt him down and find him if it’s the last thing I do
I’ve got a country to run here, I have NO time for this
That coward better step forward or I’ll get REALLY pissed!

The FAKE NEWS says I’m blowing up like a nuclear bomb
I’m NOT in “total meltdown” YET, I remain cool and calm
AS ALL KNOW I’ve NOT ONCE in office lost MY temper EVER
That is NOT something I’m prone to, so this time I’ll endeavor
To hunt that bastard coward TRAITOR down and flush him out
WITHOUT raising MY voice or throwing furniture about.

As for ALL of MY White House staff, who cares if they’re “distraught”?
Because ONE is a TRAITOR MOLE I want ALL of them shot
They “aided and abetted” that MOLE, that’s plain as can be
By letting him exist in MY White House somewhere near ME
I will NOT wait for MY WALL, I’ll have them lined up at once
If one’s a MOLE they ALL are MOLES, that’s MY paranoid hunch.

The only one I trust is ME here in MY White House home
It’s time to clean house and then burn the damned place down ALONE
I’ll throw more oil on MY machine gallons at a time
They want to see a bomb explode? I’ll make one explode fine
When MY thrown oil hits MY boilers like that MOLE hit ME
The biggest meltdown EVER’s what the TRAITOR WORLD will see.

6 September 2018

‘It’s open season on the president’: Anonymous op-ed unleashes fresh West Wing meltdown https://www.politico.com/story/2018/09/05/trump-official-comes-out-against-the-president-in-anonymous-times-op-ed-808714