Traitors and Night Snakes and Moles, OH MY!

I said I wanted Assad DEAD and MY staff said NO SWEAT
But now I’m told Assad’s ALIVE, he has NOT been killed yet!!!
I gave a direct order which they ALL then did ignore
So EVERYONE in MY White House is the MOLE I hunt for!!!

ALL have NOT given ME a letter saying it’s NOT them
So far only just 20 letters claim they are MY friend
And I don’t believe one of them, NOT even from Mike Pence
After all HE stands the most to gain at MY expense.

I think there are more MOLES here than the SNAKES I see about
Crawling into MY windows at night once MY lights go out
Those SNAKES are scaring ME but those MOLES are much worse by far
They bite ME in FAKE NEWS while SNAKE bites only leave a scar.

I have NOT “lost control” despite SNAKES that are everywhere
MY worst nightmares are now MOLES who treat ME so unfair
They claim “madness is pouring out” but I do NOT agree
The SNAKES are everywhere but at least I can them ALL see.

But the MOLES I CANNOT see, so far I only suspect
That every TRAITOR working here would like to wring MY neck
It’s GOOD MY bloated orange neck is too big to enfold
If it was skinny, healthy pink the MOLES would grab ahold.

When I sleep SNAKES surround ME but the MOLES wait to attack
Each morning I wake to FAKE NEWS that proves they’ve NOT been slack
The SNAKES crawl on ME every night but lately what is worse
Is ALL the MOLEs surrounding ME who make MY life a curse.

“They” say “sleeper cells” have awoken in MY grim White House
Despite 20 who claim in letters they are NOT the louse
I’m OK with the SNAKES (I’ve lived with them for years just fine)
But NOT OK with those I KNOW are MOLEs despite denyin’.

6 September 2018

‘The sleeper cells have awoken’: Trump and aides shaken by ‘resistance’ op-ed https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/the-sleeper-cells-have-awoken-trump-and-aides-shaken-by-resistance-op-ed/2018/09/05/ecdf423c-b14b-11e8-a20b-5f4f84429666_story.html

The madness is pouring out of the White House now, for all to see | Richard Wolffe https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/sep/06/white-house-anonymous-nyt-op-ed-woodward

Here are the administration officials who deny they wrote The New York Times op-ed https://www.cnn.com/2018/09/06/politics/trump-officials-denials-nyt-op-ed/

13 people who might be the author of The New York Times op-ed https://www.cnn.com/2018/09/05/politics/donald-trump-mystery-op-ed/

Exclusive: Trump's nightmare: "The snakes are everywhere" https://www.axios.com/trump-administration-white-house-leaks-a5a82efa-d6c8-4209-b616-80f1422eb36c.html