Coat - Tales

EVERYBODY LOVES ME!!! MY “polls” are NOT going down!!!!
100% of those Rallying when I’m in town
Proclaim their Great Love for ME, OK? 100%!!
They tell ME that is the best percent number you can get
FAKE NEWS!! reporting FAKE POLL!! “numbers” does NOT bother ME
I do NOT understand why it should scare the GOP.

Thanks to ME come November there will be a Great RED WAVE
GOP “candidates” know MY support will them ALL save
They will sweep their elections once I say to vote for them
Without MY endorsement they might as well NOT “run” again
I got MYSELF elected so their WINS will be a snap
Screw FAKE NEWS POLLS that say I’m “down”, I’ve had enough of that.

What I say is TRUE and I say MY “numbers” are SKY HIGH
So high I cannot “count” that high (although I’d never try)
They are a WHOLE BUNCH MORE than 100%, I say
FAKE POLLS are “underestimating” by BILLIONS, OK??
So do NOT worry, GOP, keep riding MY coat-tales
MY endorsements ALONE will guarantee none of you fails.

5 September 2018

Trump's approval rating drop looks real, and it could be a disaster for the GOP in 2018 https://www.cnn.com/2018/09/05/politics/trump-approval-drop-midterms/