The Victim Card

If I get “impeached” then MY re-election woes are over
I’ll play MY VICTIM Card and soon be rolling back in clover
“Impeachment” would be overreach bound to make Billions sore!
By running as a VICTIM I’ll come right back in the door
And if I do not finish out MY first term “legally”
After number two I could then run for number three!!

If “impeachment” happens to ME it is MY voters’ fault
For letting Democrats get in to MY first term then halt
But then I’ll be a woe-begotten VICTIM, don’t you see?
And Billions of distraught voters would express sympathy
I’d be swept back into “office” as 2020 nears
MY VICTIM Card ensures I’d reign again...ALMOST four years.

“ALMOST” because with VICTIM Cards they’ll NEVER get ME out!!
I’ll get MYSELF “impeached” EACH term and then will “VICTIM” shout
I should have thought of this before, it is a Great idea
Beyond ALL doubt the Greatest thought MY brane has thunk ALL year
“Presidents” can have TWO TERMS and “FULL TERMS” is the key
“Impeachment” will cut each term short! I’ll reign ETERNALLY!!!

13 September 2018

Trump reportedly thinks getting impeached after losing the midterms would help him win in 2020 https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-reportedly-thinks-getting-impeached-would-help-him-win-in-2020-2018-9