Loyal Losers

Farmers are NOT BUSINESSMEN but they LOVE ME, OK?
ALL their mismanaged “family” farms they’d have lost anyway
MY tariffs aren’t the reason that their farms are going down
They would’ve lost them anyway if Trade Wars I’d not found
And thanks to their so-called “short term pain” China I WILL BEAT
Thanks to them losing their homes I will NOT suffer defeat.

I HAVE TO WIN at everything no matter who else loses
Even poor LOSER farmers who are dumb as 10 Ted Cruzes
Beto may beat that Texas jerk but it’s not like I care
Just like those LOSER farmers if I WIN then ALL is fair
In the short term they they may feel pain and in the long term pout
But if I WIN then neither short or long term LOSERS count.

Once I have WON they will WIN too, at least that’s what I’ll say
As long as I WIN it’s worth any price they have to pay
Farmers dig dirt and if they end up down in some dirthole
No matter where they end up living MY praise they’ll extoll
Because they’re ALL fine White Base members with fierce LOYALTY
Despite loses they would have anyway they’ll still LOVE ME.

13 September 2018

'They would've lost them anyway': Trump comforts farmers losing farms due to tariffs https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2018/9/12/1795317/--They-would-ve-lost-them-anyway-Trump-comforts-farmers-losing-farms-due-to-tariffs