Camp PROFITS

I know I said I would stop locking kids up but I lied
ALL KNOW lying’s the one thing on which I can be relied
I am expanding Camp PROFITS down in old El Paso
In fact I’m tripling it’s size so lots more kids can go
Kids always love to go to summer camp without exception
And I need space to keep them penned up pending their selection.

My factory-owner friends clamor for kids from out of town
To keep their PROFITS pouring in they ALL like ME expound
Overturning antiquated child labor laws
And that’s where Camp PROFITS comes in, our KID PLAN has no flaws
I need more room to lock kids up until they’re led away
To grease our wheels of industry through hard work for NO pay.

In Camp PROFITS I’ll feed kids enough to keep them alive
But once I’ve leased them out it’s NOT MY job to see them thrive
It is up to MY factory-owner friends to keep them fed
Unless their business model is to work them ‘till they’re dead
Either way is fine with ME, the rate in which kids pour
Across MY border means Camp PROFITS can lease out LOTS more.

Camp PROFITS kids like their “parents” are sub-human to ME
But I’ll con MY Base into thinking work will make them free
And ignore all the bleeding-heart liberals screaming “STOP!”
Because those kids leased out by ME will make MY PROFITS pop
Expanding Camp PROFITS will gain ME Great PROFITS, OK?
And increasing MY PROFITS is GOOD for the USA.

So what if “hurricanes” are coming? I need millions NOW
Those kids keep pouring in and they need to be caged somehow
It will take time to lease them out to factory-owner friends
Who cares how many feet of water some “hurricane” sends?
When you’re a BUSINESSMAN like ME you ignore short-term fears
“Hurricanes” last one “season”, Camp PROFITS will last YEARS.

12 September 2018

Trump administration to triple size of Texas tent camp for migrant children https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/trump-administration-to-triple-size-of-texas-tent-camp-for-migrant-children/2018/09/11/de980c02-b5ee-11e8-94eb-3bd52dfe917b_story.html

Trump used $10 million in FEMA funds to pay for ICE detention centers https://thinkprogress.org/donald-trump-jeff-merkley-fema-ice-detention-center-immigration-rachel-maddow-c1f554bb7b1e/