Stench

A stench still lingers at the FBI and DOJ
And ONLY I ALONE can dissipate that stench, OK?
It’s easy to make a Great big old smelly stench grow thin
You simply usher a much bigger, smellier stench in.

And that stench I’ve been spreading since the day I got elected
The stench I have now spread through town will NEVER be ejected
It permeates the halls of “Government” so thoroughly
It is the Greatest “Presidential” stench in history.

Hoover’s stench was depressing but soon it was no more
And Nixon’s stench went with him when they kicked him out the door
His was the biggest stench before MINE, but still just a tease
Compared with MY Tremendous stench his was fresh as spring breeze.

No other “President” had a stench that exceeded MINE
And to ensure MINE keeps increasing I work overtime
Each tweet I tweet and “thought” MY Tremendous brane leaches out
Increases the strength of MY stench and spreads it further out.

Long after MY reign has ended MY stench will linger on
“Democracy” will take years to air out a stench so strong
And centuries after I’m gone Americans enmasse
Will still be asking why they elected a stench-filled ass.

22 September 2018

Trump vows to get rid of 'stench' at DOJ, FBI https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/407879-trump-vows-to-get-rid-of-stench-at-doj-fbi

FBI Group Rips Character 'Attacks' After Trump Slams Agency 'Stench'
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/fbi-slams-character-attacks-after-trump-talks-of-agency-stench_us_5ba710f2e4b0181540ddb9f7