Pence Defense

I’m cutting Pakistan off cold and also Palestine
I won’t send troops or dollars to places NOT friends of MINE
ALL soldiers will be better used at home in MY parades
ALL dollars I intend to pocket before MY run fades
It is fading already if you believe that FAKE POLL
So get those solders home marching and top up MY bank roll.

Pakistan is NOT MY friend, so what if they have nukes?
And as for Palestinians, they are a bunch of kooks
They’re getting in the way of “Rapture” for which Pence is praying
Mike is a Christian nut job too but useful, I’m just saying
This new “book” about his “God’s Plan’ should scare the bejesys
Out of those who think without ME the country would be best.

Mike Pence is MY insurance plan, he gives those who “think” pause
Deep in their “branes” they fear he’d be worse than ALL of MY flaws
I am a bully and a brat without sophistication
But if Pence became “President” there will be conflagration
He’ll help his God prepare the way for “Rapture”, his desire,
And God knows what he will do when that crap does NOT transpire.

I thumb MY nose at you, America, you’re stuck with ME
I will keep screaming FAKE NEWS WITCH HUNT!!! as loud as can be
But underneath MY screams a “subtle” subtext will be flowing
As fears about weird “Rapture” Pence in your “branes” will be growing
I laugh about “Impeachment” talk, it will NOT come to pass
Mike’s “Rapture” weirdness under MY crap will protect MY ass.

2 September 2018

US military confirms $300m cut in aid to Pakistan https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/sep/02/us-military-confirms-300m-cut-in-aid-to-pakistan

Israel praises US halt to Palestinian refugee aid; PLO slams the move https://www.cnn.com/2018/09/01/middleeast/israel-palestinian-us-funding-refugees-intl

https://www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/is-it-gods-plan-for-mike-pence-to-be-president/2018/08/31/0fe24a58-9b4f-11e8-843b-36e177f3081c_story.html