Funeral Plan

Stop looking at that dumb McCain funeral and LOOK AT ME!
I am the only center of interest ALL need to see
I cannot stand one second the bright spotlights swing away
To focus on somebody else, and I will make those pay
Who did NOT invite ME to that funeral for John McCain
If I was there the world would see how much Greater I am.

I can’t believe McCain did NOT want ME there for some reason
I say he and his family are committing Highest Treason
It is a Crime, I should be there for ALL those there to see
Because his funeral like ALL else MUST BE ALL ABOUT ME
His disinvitation was meant to poke ME in the eye
But I’ll poke back, just wait and see, I’ll make ALL those there cry.

I really wasn’t kidding when I said that him I hated
I don’t like “soldiers” who are captured as I have related
The only use I have for “soldiers” is in Grand parades
Where everyone salutes ME and MY ego promenades
How dare he die without one last salute respecting ME?
The “Commander in Chief” of “soldiers” is ENTITLED, see?

The Hell with him and ALL those who have NOT included ME
I will re-focus MY spotlights as quickly as can be
Fish, I’m told, cannot live out of water easily
Like those fish I cannot live unless spotlights shine on ME
I MUST come up with something before his damn funeral’s done
Something so Great MY spotlight shines on ME bright as the sun.

I know! I will declare MYSELF DEAD before they are done
And to MY funeral I will NOT invite a single one
If John McCain does NOT want ME I do NOT want him too
And to ALL those attending his funeral I say SCREW YOU
I will go off and play golf for a week or two and then
During MY funeral I will resurrect MYSELF again!!

Vast multitudes there in attendance will look on amazed
When I sit up in MY gold coffin, knowing they have gazed
Upon the second coming ever of a CHOSEN ONE
ALL spotlights will shine back on ME much brighter than the sun
My fine White Base will rejoice when, just like their Christ before,
I overcome MY own death (and settle MY McCain score).

1 September 2018

Written while listening to one funeral and thinking about another.

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