Monster

If anyone had doubts I am a monster now they know
Denying that 3000 died delivers the death blow
Everything is ALL about ME as I’ve said before
And this claim that 3000 died has really made ME sore
The Democrats, I tell you, have inflated death count numbers
To attack ME, “THE PRESIDENT!!”, and disturb ALL MY slumbers.

When I went down to POUR-TOE-REEK-KOE very few were dead
The rest cheered ME as paper towels I tossed over MY head
But now the Democrats are claiming that 3000 died
They made those numbers up, I tell you, BELIEVE ME THEY LIED!!
And I’ll destroy them, come November MY Giant RED WAVE
Will sweep them ALL like POUR-TOE-REEK-CANS into a mass grave.

Republicans are fretting that the monster inside ME
Has through MY tweet now been exposed for the whole world to see
But even monsters MUST defend themselves, that’s why I tweet
I refuse to believe in numbers that could spell defeat
Politicizing “tradgedy” is what we monsters do
If you were a monster like ME you would deny dead too.

They are trying to make ME look just as bad as they can
But monsters first and foremost always have an escape plan
And MY plan is to keep on tweeting about NOT DEAD dead
To sow doubt and uncertainty and stay one step ahead
After November there will be no need to so deceive
But until then I will be damned if for NOT DEAD I grieve.

14 September 2018

Trump falsely claims Hurricane Maria death toll was made up by Democrats https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/sep/13/donald-trump-says-hurricane-maria-death-toll-number-was-made-up-by-democrats

Donald Trump's hurricane tweets show he can always go lower https://www.cnn.com/2018/09/13/politics/hurricane-maria-florence-puerto-rico/

Trump denies the dead https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2018/09/13/trump-maria-florence-and-dimon-todays-top-political-news/1296681002/

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/it-totally-belittled-the-moment-many-look-back-in-anger-at-trumps-tossing-of-paper-towels-in-puerto-rico/2018/09/13/8a3647d2-b77e-11e8-a2c5-3187f427e253_story.html

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/global-opinions/wp/2018/09/13/heckuva-job-trumpie-now-hes-denying-that-thousands-of-people-died-in-hurricane-maria/