Magic Wand

Everything is GOOD at MY White House, we’re doing FINE
Just look at MY economy, it’s running overtime
The stock market is surging on an unending bull run
And taxes have been cut for one percenters, every one
Which proves MY White House runs just like a well-oiled machine
As I have boasted all along it’s well above the mean.

The nattering nabobs of FAKE NEWS haven’t got a clue
How oily MY staff constantly MUST be to slide ME through
No matter what MY, like, Genius brane randomly tweets
They have to correct “mistakes” tactfully with NO retreats
So when I say things are now the best “in one hundred years”
They say a “decimal” point I was told was wrong it appears.

Obama himself said that I have a Great “magic wand”
I DO!! And when I wave it daily MY staff ALL respond
Republicans sit up and beg for more when it I flick
MY “cabinet” kisses MY ass with lip service spread thick
I was born with MY magic wand stuck deep down in MY throat
Each time I spit it out fear over the whole world I coat.

MY wand is MY Tremendous Ego, Greatest in the land
No matter what it says or does MY staff claim it was planned
MY well-oiled White House MUST run as smoothly as can be
Protecting ME from MYSELF has become priority
MY staff could NOT contain MY wand’s strength even if they tried
Their job is to explain “mistakes” and ALWAYS take MY side.

11 September 2018

White House says everything is fine, though signs point otherwise https://www.cnn.com/2018/09/10/politics/sanders-trump-woodward-anonymous-op-ed

Trump fabricates Obama quote to make himself look good https://thinkprogress.org/trump-fabricates-obama-quote-gdp-growth-e612c61b0331/

Trump’s promoters have no good answer for his economic falsehoods https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2018/09/10/trumps-promoters-have-no-good-answer-his-economic-falsehoods/

Top White House economist says Trump's GDP and unemployment claim was wrong https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/top-white-house-economist-trumps-gdp-unemployment-claim/story?id=57731637

Fox News Calls BS on Trump’s Boast About the Economy https://www.thedailybeast.com/fox-news-calls-bs-on-trumps-boast-about-the-economy