Re-Focus

I can’t belive some stupid storm gets “covered” more than ME!!
On every channel I ALONE should be the one ALL see
It is a crime how much “reporting” that dumb storm is getting
ALL “news” should be focused on ME, NOT on dumb people fretting
As long as MY golf courses are OK who cares who knows
How big some “hurricane” will get or how strong its wind blows?

I am NOT dumb, I NEVER built MY Trump Towers on sand
MY golf courses are situated very far inland
The only mansion I once owned down on Florida’s coast
I sold for Billions to Russians I entertained as host
ALL people who are dumb enough to own land by the sea
Deserve just what they’re going to get, that storm won’t bother ME.

But the coverage that storm is getting bothers ME a LOT
I want all “weather” people on the “news” marched out and shot
Their storm “reporting” is distracting viewers from MY face
Which I hereby demand should be shown at a constant pace
And their coverage will increase when that storm reaches dry land
To recapture MY coverage something Greater I MUST plan.

I MUST do something before that storm can landfall attain
Something so Great no one will care about the dumb flood plain
I don’t have a clue what to do but that will NOT stop ME
I’ll come up with something so Great it will make history
A hundred years from now none will recall Florence's might
But they’ll remember how I re-focused “news” on ME tight.

11 September 2018

Hurricane Florence strongest storm to target Carolinas in decades, FEMA official says https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/hurricane-florence-strongest-storm-target-carolinas-decades-fema-official-says-n908451