”Writing” Real Good

I am going to “write” a “real” “BOOK” to counter the claims
That Woodward just “wrote” against ME that MY Glory defames
I’m going to “write “ it VERY SOON, and to make sure it’s RIGHT
I’ve hired people with “degrees” to teach ME how to “write”.

“Writing” can’t be very hard, little kids can “write”
So after maybe just a year or two I’ll see the light
Because I’m, like, a Genius, MY brane will NOT take long
To learn ME to “write” good so I can  “write” to “right” Great wrong.

Woodward says his so-called “book” is based on “interviews”
I say it’s total fabrication conveying FAKE NEWS
NOT ONE person “interviewed” ME, NOBODY even tried
Woodward says he asked MY staff but NONE let him inside.

Baloney, that’s is NOT how MY well-oiled staff ALL work!
They are prohibited from answering calls placed by a jerk
Woodward should have called ME directly, or at least tried
Who knows? When I’m NOT tweeting sometimes SOME calls I let slide.

I probably would NOT have answered but that’s NO excuse
That so-called “writer” SHOULD have called, but instead he cut loose
He “wrote” more LIES than there is water in the ocean seas
Once MY brane learns to “write” real good I’ll “write” without mercies.

I’ll “write” him out of history and six feet underground
I’ll “write” MY TRUTHFUL “BOOK” so good prizes will flock around
I will WIN every “Nobel” prize and “Pulitzer” they’ve got
MY “BOOK” will sell a Zillion copies, it will be so hot.

MY “BOOK” will scorch the pants off Woodward and his “book” of LIES
And will reveal conspiracies behind his enterprise
Like Berlin in the 30’s “book” burnings will be the rage
Once MY “BOOK” proves that his “book” LIES MY Base will burn each page.

ALL copies of his “book” I’ll have destroyed in a bonfire
Each copy MY Base throws onto its purifying pyre
Within one night will ensure that NO singed copy remains
To counter MY crystal clear “BOOK” which TRUTH ALONE proclaims.

10 September 2018

Trump says he'll 'write the real book' to counter Woodward's https://www.politico.com/story/2018/09/10/trump-woodward-book-write-813569

Trump promises a ‘real book’ on his White House as he seeks to discredit other accounts https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-promises-a-real-book-on-his-white-house-as-he-seeks-to-discredit-other-accounts/2018/09/10/3c43f6f8-b4ec-11e8-a7b5-adaaa5b2a57f_story.html