The Letter “C”

So what if that ‘Fear” book by Woodward has sold a whole bunch?
When I “write” MY book it will eat HIS stupid book for lunch
I’ll sell a Billion Zillion copies the day it comes out
The GREATEST SALES IN HISTORY the publisher will shout
All I have to do is learn to “write” and then you’ll see
It is a snap to “write” a book that becomes history.

Woodward “wrote” a book of LIES!!! MY book won’t lie at ALL
Because I’m, like, a Genius I have Total Recall
MY Great brane remembers ALL those who have offended ME
I will expose them in MY book for the hole world to see
When MY book comes out its copies will fly right off the shelf
I’ll be an AUTHOR once I’ve learned to “write” letters MYSELF.

AS ALL KNOW I have “written” MANY MANY books to date
10 hole books so they tell ME, at least that’s what they relate
“Ghost writers” “wrote” those books but of course I took ALL the praise
But this book I WILL write MYSELF and thus will ALL amaze
I have to go now to MY lesson. MY teacher says “C”
Is the next “letter” I’ll learn on MY way to history.

18 September 2018

'Fear' just sold more copies in its first week than any book in history https://ew.com/books/2018/09/18/bob-woodward-fear-book-sales/