Liberal Polls LIE

I’m NOT “worried” because a FAKE POLL!! says I’m “down” a bit
ALL KNOW poll “numbers”, like “science”, aren’t worth bucketed spit
And this poll was Post-NBC, thus liberal as Hell
No wonder it claims “numbers” show I am NOT doing well
Like ME the GOP’s NOT worried, liberal polls LIE
A GOOD poll will soon prove MY “numbers” ALL remain sky high.

This BAD poll claims MY “approval” rate’s 36%
The lowest that it’s been since I became the “President”
(Elected, I remind you, by a vast majority
Only 3,000,000 FAKE!! votes shy of popularity
Why won’t the FBI check out Hillary’s China mess???
What?....oh yeah, back to FAKE POLL!! “numbers”...sometimes I digress).

That liberal FAKE POLL!! claims that MY Great economy
And markets that NEVER go down are NOT enough for ME
I’m “slightly underwater”. HA! Can you believe that line?
MY tax breaks and emoluments float the Rich like ME fine
You’ll NEVER see bear markets again, bull is all you’ll get
Thus I declare that poll and it’s FAKE “numbers” are all wet.

It also claims “corruption” increased once I came to town
Instead of “draining the swamp” deeper swamps I’ve dug around
That is also FAKE NEWS!! ALL the BEST PEOPLE that I hire
Will start draining once they’ve emmassed enough wealth to retire
You need a LOT of wealth before you can begin to drain
That’s why MY BEST PEOPLE ALL jump aboard MY gravy train.

And, worst of all, that FAKE POLL!! claims a “slim plurality”
Has found the nerve, the spite, the gall to want to IMPEACH ME!!!!
That’s a FAKE!! “number” too, of course, I’m LOVED even in Heaven
But to ensure MY Red Wave WINS I’ll work 24/7
To rally MY fine White Base of supporters nation wide
And suppress FAKE POLL!! “numbers” that project a Blue High Tide.

1 September 2018

Trump’s poll numbers take a dive. How worried should the GOP be? http://flip.it/L13qCj