Transparent

I hereby declare MY White House “transparent” as can be
The most “transparent” building ever built in history
Every window is so clean it sparkles in the light
Window washers wipe them twice a day to keep them bright
Each is so “transparent” looking OUT’s easy as sin
But each one’s also one-way glass so don’t try looking IN.

When I look OUT MY windows the WITCH HUNT!!!! I see amass
But NO COLLUSION!! NO OBSTRUCTION!! is as clear as glass
“Transparency” works just one way as far as I can see
I look OUT for MY interests, those who look IN must NOT see
And thanks to all MY one-way glass none can at ME look IN
Not even sunlight penetrates to darken MY thin skin.

So if you come to MY White House you will look IN in vain
I’ll see you coming miles away through each clear window pane
And that will give ME time I need to prepare MY defense
While MY glass prevents you gaining insights at MY expense
Hey! MY, like, Genius brane works just like MY one-way glass!!
Both look OUT for ME constantly and NO insights let pass.

19 August 2018

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