Honest Broker

SO WHAT if MY pal Elliott peddled his “influence”?
That’s fair exchange for MILLIONS, those who don’t think so are dense
EVERYBODY does it so I don’t get all the fuss.
He was MY TOP Fundraiser! He deserves at least A+!!

He was the best at getting MY donors to write a check
Sure some were “foreigners”...what about “MILLIONS” don’t you get?
ALL KNOW nobody writes big checks for free without return
If “influence” is what some want I say then it they earn.

Once again MY “Justice” Department has made ME mad
I hereby demand they end their “investigation” fad
ALL KNOW their damned WITCH HUNT about ME is a total sham
But how dare they “investigate” MY TOP Fundrasing Man??

Just look at MY Man’s Honest face, it looks a lot like ME!
It’s bloated with a funny chin and orange as can be!
And look at ALL that gorgeous hair just lying on its top
How can you NOT “Trust” such a face? BELIEVE ME, you cannot!

The Honesty that face extrudes oozes with “Trust”, OK?
No wonder “foreigners” lined up to give their cash away
Like ME the GOP is Proud to have such a fine Friend
He is our Honest Broker! ALL this “Justice” crap MUST END!!

And as for ALL this “Playmate” crap and talk about some kid
And Broidy’s links to Cohen and “payoffs” that weren’t well hid
Again, just look upon that face so dripping wet with “Trust”
After MONEY ONLY is what faces like ours lust.

GOP fundraiser Broidy under investigation for alleged effort to sell government influence, people familiar with probe say http://flip.it/a-VKg-

Justice Dept investigating GOP fundraiser for allegedly offering Trump admin actions in exchange for payments: report http://flip.it/Rf6ZV-