Isn’t Truths

Isn’t truths are the only truths that I say are true
I ALONE decide what’s true and isn’t truths will do
Rudi Ghouleani knows only isn’t truths count
That is what I pay him for (or may someday no doubt)
So when he says truth isn’t truth that is as true as Hell
Because, to tell the isn’t truth things aren’t going so well.

The WITCH HUNT!! keeps on hunting witches under every rock
Each tweet I tweet out a million alt-tweet memes then do mock
The White House has become a bunker with bars at each door
The volumes of MY rally cheers aren’t as loud as before
Republicans are sweating out the upcoming elections
And MY WALL’s not the only thing that’s not getting erections.

Being “President” has gotten much harder by far
It impacting MY golf game, I’m now shooting over par
The BEST people I said I’d get are NOT those I did find
America is only Great Again inside MY mind
I thought this job would the most delicious cakewalk ever
But now I find the isn’t truth is it’s a tough endeavor.

Like Rudi I’ll keep twisting truth into weird pretzel shapes
And hoping in the end MY isn’t truths are all it takes
To keep the money flowing from emoluments each day
And fend off FAKE NEWS!! attacks and hold WITCH HUNTERS!! at bay
It isn’t that I can’t keep twisting truths out at this pace
It’s just despite MY isn’t truths I may still lose the race.

20 August 2018

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