Takeover

I just had a Tremendous idea, one that I adore!!
Why didn’t MY, like, Genius brane think of it before?
I wonder why it didn’t, it’s such a well-oiled machine...
Oh well, at least MY thought got thought, and it’s really Supreme!
Here it is, a Grand Slam Home Run, NOT a simple bunt:
ONLY I AND I ALONE should run the whole WITCH HUNT!!

I should take the WITCH HUNT!! right over, who better than ME?
Talk about full access!! Talk about transparency!!
BELIEVE ME, if I got involved that Hunt I would disgrace
The minute I took over I would prove at fever pace
That there was NO COLLUSION!!!, NONE!!!, NOT one tiny small bit!!!!
I’d end that damned Hunt so quickly Mueller would have a fit!

What the Hell is going on? Mueller’s hunted for so long!!
That WITCH HUNT!! would have been long over if I had signed on
I could have wrapped it up in just a single day or so
That's ALL it would take to prove NO COLLUSION!!!, AS ALL KNOW
I could have ended that WITCH HUNT!!! BEFORE it had begun
ANY Trump could have done that, maybe even MY son!

It’s time for ME to intervene, it’s time to that Hunt slaughter
It’s time that I took up the reins and led the horse to water
Mueller’s wasted so much time on it I am appalled
In half the time I could have gotten ALL our borders walled
Ok, that’s it, I’m going in, I’m taking the Hunt over
Tomorrow when it’s been long gone I’ll be living in clover.

21 August 2018

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